and now, may the force be with him, here's jimmy kimmel! and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready for the magic of holography? [ cheers and applause ] let's do it.

i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from "spectre," dave bautista. and from music, jason aldean in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson is leading the field by the l

" >> dicky: fromom hollywo, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from "spectre," dave babautista. and from music, jason alan in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted totoday. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we havee legal marijuana in every state. toy was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the blockho cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election days a big one. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is o

and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election day is a big one. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson is leading the field by the largest margin yet. he is in first place with 29%. donald trump is now in second with 23%. this is a starter because this is first time the repu

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? daylight savings time ended yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. w

and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election day is a big one. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson is leading the field by the largest margin yet. he is in first place with 29%. donald trump is now in second with 23%. this is a starter because this is first time the repu

and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ applause ]

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood and nashville -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." and music from the band perry via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. just like the ghosts in the the haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready fo

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and crying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? daylight savings time ended yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. wh

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood and nashville -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." and music from the band perry via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. just like the ghosts in the the haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready for the magic

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? daylight savings time ended yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is one of those things we do

. ♪ >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood and nashville -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." and music from the band perry via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. just like the ghosts in the the haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood and nashville -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. just like the ghosts in the the haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready for the magic of holography? [ c

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from "spectre," dave bautista. and from music, jason aldean in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election day is a big one. cord to a new national poll. d

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? daylight savings time ended yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this ever

-- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. eric stonestreet. jake owen. the world series champion kansas city royals. "mean tweets - country music edition." and music from the band perry via hologram. with cleto and the cletones. and now, right now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel. thanks for coming. very nice of you. i appreciate it. i'll tell you something. you're here on an unusual night, a night on which miracles of physics will be revealed. tonight we are simultaneously doing our show from two places. i will be beamed from this theater here in hollywood to the cma theater in nashville, tennessee, as a hologram. just like the ghosts in the the haunted mansion at disneyland. i will appear -- we did this last year and it's incredible that it works. let's do it, let's go live to nashville where we've got a lot of people standing by. [ cheers and applause ] hello, nashville! say hi to hollywood! thank you, thank you. are you ready

and no, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.

. >>> and now abe's jimmy kimmel"jimmy kimmel live" live". >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joseph amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot of commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. thursday as you know used to be known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that they're moving their black friday deals to wednes

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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joseph gordon-levitt. amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot of commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. thursday as you know used to be known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that they're moving their black friday deals to

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and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night t of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have y here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is one of those things we do for no reason. membership, it makes no sense. here on thursday. maybe i'll ask her if she man's toto do something about this damned daylight savings time.

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's " jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from " spectre," dave bautista. and from music, jason aldean in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election day is a big one. cord to a new national poll. dr. ben carson is leading the fie

>>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. i'll tell you something. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" commercial aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? the reason is, it's interesting. their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never ages 18 and 49, simultaneously, and they've done it.

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- melissa mccarthy, lie witness news. and one direction on hollywood boulevard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for clarification, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >> and i'm sade baderinwa, >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. i'll tell you something. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" commercial aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? the reason is, it's interesting. their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never ha

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's " jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, sharon stone. from " spectre," dave bautista. and from music, jason aldean in nashville, with "cleto and the cletones." and now and furthermore, here's [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. it's a great time. i don't mean -- i'm not looking for more applause but by a round of applause i want to know how many of you voted today. how many didn't even know there was an election today? [ applause ] and this is before we have legal marijuana in every state. today was election today in america. the polls are closed, so it's too late. the votes have been counted. the american people have spoken. i guess they said, sorry, but we only vote for president. see you next year. it wasn't a big election, but they're all important. it's important to vote if for no other reason but to make the old couple down the block who cleaned out their garage who voted to feel good about themselves. next election day is a big one. cord to a new national poll.

- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i to those visiting welcome to hollywood. did any of you see the weird light in the sky on saturday night here? saturday night around 6:00, a big story here, what appeared to be a spacecraft of some kind was spotted streaking across the night sky. some people looked up from their phones to see it, that was amazing. >> what is that? what the hell is that? >> okay, this is weird. what the hell is that? >> this is videotaping it. is that too cool? >> oh my god, what is that? >> oh my god, you guys. >> this is weird, guys. >> this is what much of the southland looked up to saturday night. a mysterious bright light that moved slowly over the pacific. >> then it floated around and got higher and highe

>>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for good measure, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome to the show. very nice. hey, for those of you who are visiting i want to say, welcome to hollywood. and did you see -- any of you see the weird light in the sky on saturday night here? saturday night at around 6:00, this is a big story, what appeared to be a spacecraft of some kind was spotted streaking across the night sky. some people even looked up from their phones to see it. >> what that is? what the hell that is? >> what's happening? >> okay, this is weird. what the hell is that? >> this is videotaping it. is that too cool? >> oh my god, what is that? >> oh my god, you guys. >> this is weird, guys. >> this is what much of the southland looked up to saturday night. a mysterious bright light that moved slowly over the pacific. >> then it floated a

and now, for clarification, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm ji

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam hemsworth. from "black-ish" tracee ellis ross. and "james bond." plus, it's mash-up monday with music from jewel & the gang. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. blustery night here in l.a. it was windy today. the power went out at my house this morning. of course it was while i was in the shower. so the water -- the power went out and then like, i don't know, 12 seconds later the water was not -- all of a sudden not just cold but it was very cold. and i was all lathered up. soap all over my body. i don't like to miss a spot. you know that moment when you realize, the water's cold and it's only getting colder -- but i have to rinse off, there's no two ways about it. then you're like james franco in that movie "127 hours" where he's like, i got to cut this arm off now! you do it and you're ripsing, sloshing. then i rememb

abc "jimmy kimmel live live". e kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. i'll tell you something. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" commercial aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? the reason is, it's interesting. their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never had sex with a woman between the ages 18 and 49

>>> and now abe's jimmy kimmel "jimmy kimmel live" live". >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, joseph gordon-levitt. amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot of commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that they're moving their black friday deals to wednesday. which is the

here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. i will say that we have a big night of candy and craying in store for you tonight. it's very good to have you here. any of you show up an hour early because of daylight savings time? daylight savings time ended yesterday. this is the good one where it goes an hour back, not the terrible nightmare one that ruins our lives. i've found that i spend that extra hour trying to figure out how to reset the time on the microwave and my alarm clock by the bed, the clock in my car. what is it with the clock in the car? why does my car know how to get to san diego but doesn't know what time it is? shouldn't that be automatic? and now it's going to be dark by lunch time. why do we go along with this every year? daylight saving is one of those things we do for no reason. like signing up fare a gym membership, it makes no sense. hillary clinton is going to be here on thursday. maybe i'll ask her if she man's to do something about this damned da

>>> and now abe's jimmy kimmel "jimmy kimmel live" live". >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! amber heard. and music from albert hammond jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. welcome to our show. welcome to hollywood. does it feel like the holiday season to you now? it does? christmas is five weeks away. are any of you done with your christmas shopping or holiday shopping yet? [ no ] >> jimmy: no one identifies themselves if they have because they know we'd kill them if they did. seems like christmas comes earlier every year, even though it doesn't, it always comes on the 25th, the day after christmas eve. the stores keep stretching the season. a lot of commotion a couple of years ago when big stores started having their black friday sales on thursday. thursday as you know used to be known as thanksgiving day. now radio shack, radio shack announced yesterday that they're moving their black friday deals to wednesday. which is the day be

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, liam hemsworth. from "black-ish," tracee ellis ross. and james bond. and it's mashup monday with music from jewel and the gang. with with cleto and the cletones. now in person, here's jimmy kimmel!

." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight hillary clinton. bob odenkirk & david cross. with cleto and the cletones. and, now, till the end of the program, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

good night. ♪ >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark ruffalo, from "fresh off the boat" constance wu, and it's mashup monday with music from color me bradd. with cleto and the cletones. and new now, mark my words, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, liam hemsworth. from "black-ish," tracee ellis ross. and james bond. and it's mashup monday with music from jewel and the gang. with with cleto and the cletones. now in person, here's jimmy kimmel!

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam hemsworth. from "black-ish" tracee ellis ross. and "james bond." plus, it's mash-up monday with music from jewel & the gang. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. blustery night here in l.a. it was windy today. the power went out at my house this morning. of course it was while i was in the shower. so the water -- the power went out and then like, i don't know, 12 seconds later the water was not -- all of a sudden not just cold but it was very cold. and i was all lathered up. soap all over my body. i don't like to miss a spot. you know that moment when you realize, the water's cold and

jimmy kimmel is next. eyewitness news returns tomorrow >>> and now, abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. lake bell. jimmy pitches to "shark tank." and it's mash-up monday. with music from joss stone temple pilots. with cleto and the cletones. can you imagine? people are getting upset about this? starbucks isn't celebrating jesus' birthday. what makes people think jesus wants to be on a starbucks cup? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to tell you something. jesus does not, he wants no part of this. does not want to be part of this. to me the outrage is they start october. can we please get through pumpkin latte season first? what a thing to be offended at. if you have time to actively protest the color and design of the starbucks holiday cup? anything else. literally. anything else. go sit in the middle of a cul-de-sac and play candy crush or something. at least you'll be exercising your thumbs. the race for the republican nomine

leon: jimmy kimmel live is next. alison: have a great night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> announcer: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jay z, tracy morgan, and music with usher, nas, and jay z from the barclays center, brought to you by scion and cigna, with cleto and the cletones. and now, not for nothing, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

leon: jimmy kimmel live is next. alison: have a great night. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and muc from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

. >>> and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live"! >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julia roberts. the kids from "black-ish." "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from future. with cleto and the cletones. and now, having said all that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. you're embarrassing me. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for -- wow, you guys are excited tonight. thanks for tgit'ing with us tonight. i'll tell you something. we had an extra-big night on abc tonight. our usual shondaland lineup joined the force with star wars, a new "star wars: the force awakens" commercial aired tonight on abc. which might be the first time people sped through the show to get to the commercial. you might be asking yourself, why would they debut new "star wars" footage in the middle of an abc block targeted primarily at women? the reason is, it's interesting. their plan is to target both the key demographics of women ages 18 to 49, and men who have never had sex with a woman