>> steve: what? >> jimmy: what is happening? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: "there's another strike from kershaw. speaking of strikes, who can forget the great pullman railroad strike of 1894." [ laughter and applause ] no. no, stop. speaking of baseball, a little news for yankees fans. it's rumored that derek jeter is getting married to model hannah davis in two weeks. that's right. he's so excited to get married that he's been throwing himself a bachelor party for the last 20 years. [ laughter ] we have a great show, everybody! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. it is monday. we're so happy to be back. we have a big week of shows coming up. gordon ramsay, will forte, and nfl super star j.j. watt will all be joining us. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, performances from macklemore and ryan lewis, and the avett brothers. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: but first, we have a a great show tonight. i love this woman. she is talented, she is gorgeou

. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: that's tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] and then kit, rose, blake and i are all going to play a game of charades. i'd love to see blake shelton play charades. >> steve: hey, man. >> jimmy: but first we have a a great show tonight. everybody is just awesome and fun. i just love our show tonight. this guy is the biggest star in music right now. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: and he's back as host and musical guest on "saturday night live" this weekend. drake is here, you guys. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] little tiny drake. little tiny drake. >> jimmy: he's miniaturized himself. >> steve: he's miniaturized. he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's a tiny -- >> steve: he can do anything. >> jimmy: he can do anything, yes. >> steve: so he made himself tiny. >> jimmy: he's going to come out he might even be out here now. >> steve: yeah, we don't know. >> jimmy: i have no idea. [ laughter ] drake? >> steve: hey, what's up, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, drake. can you com

-steve: i'm steve grafton. lemonis: i was just trying out some of your furniture. steve: nice. lemonis: who do you primarily make your furniture for? steve: interior designers. lemonis: and so a customer cannot come here and buy this stuff? steve: this is stuff that i've had from years ago, and i just put this showroom together over the last six to nine months. and what i need is to merchandise this with current inventory that we sell today. lemonis: so this is essentially a showroom that has furniture that you can't buy. they're a custom manufacturer, so this warehouse is not a showroom. it's just a bunch of unclaimed furniture. how long have you been in this building? steve: since 1964. 50 years. my dad, my dad. lemonis: oh, your dad. okay. steve: he's here, actually. lemonis: i would love to meet him. steve: i would love for you to meet him. go ahead. -papa! -esteban: hey! lemonis: how you doing, sir? -esteban: so far, so good. -lemonis: your name? esteban: esteban grafton. lemonis: nice to meet you, sir. -esteban: nice to meet you. -lemonis: wow. esteban: well, i've been he

steve: 16! >> jimmy: six -- you can't yell higgins. >> oh. ha ha. it's a person. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know people. >> all right. oh, i'm killing this. i'm going to kill this. >> jimmy: okay. yeah, yeah, yeah. here we go. abraham lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> beautiful. >> steve: we get the limbo? >> the head just came -- >> jimmy: half a beard lincoln! half a beer. five o'clock shadow lincoln. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: five o'clock shadow lincoln. >> everybody knows that's abraham lincoln. >> steve: oh, my god! >> jimmy: no, hig -- okay. this is a showdown higgins. >> steve: okay, you and i are going to go. >> jimmy: me and you. >> steve: we're going to pick this up and our team. >> jimmy: now this is a a showdown. whoever wins this gets 1,000 points and wins the game. all right here we go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, hey. come on, man! >> steve: a little on my -- >> jimmy: a little aggressive. all right, here we go. what number shall we do, guys? >> steve: ten. >> jim

steve: 16! >> jimmy: six -- you can't yell higgins. >> oh. ha ha. it's a person. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know people. >> all right. oh, i'm killing this. i'm going to kill this. >> jimmy: okay. yeah, yeah, yeah. here we go. abraham lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> bif >> the head just came -- >> jimmy: half a beard lincoln! half a beer. five o'clock shadow lincoln. >> steve: oh my god. >> jimmy: five o'clock shadow lincoln. >> everybody knows that's abraham lincoln. >> steve: oh, my god! >> jimmy: no, hig -- okay. this is a showdown higgins. >> steve: okay, you and i are going to go. >> jimmy: me and you. >> steve: we're going to pick this up and our team. >> jimmy: now this is a a showdown. whoever wins this gets 1,000 points and wins the game. all right here we go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, hey. come on, man! >> steve: a little on my -- >> jimmy: a little aggressive. all right, here we go. what number shall we do, guys? >> steve: ten. >> jimmy: yeah, let's pick ten. now we dr

. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i mean, we are. >> steve: great! >> jimmy: we are doing 60 minutes but -- >> steve: 60 minutes in length. not the show "60 minutes." >> jimmy: that is correct. and the show "60 minutes" is still called "60 minutes." >> steve: it's not called "64 minutes." >> jimmy: that was a show i made in the monologue and it was just a joke. >> steve: so there weren't snakes in the boots of that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes there were snakes in the boots. >> steve: oh, okay, okay, all right. >> jimmy: that wasn't a joke, but this one was. >> steve: okay. all right, okay, good. >> jimmy: but first tonight, guys, we love this guy. he's one of the funniest -- >> steve: we love him. >> jimmy: -- and talented, and most committed comedians. >> steve: the most committed comedian in the history of the world. >> jimmy: in the history of the planet, right? >> steve: in the history of the planet earth. >> jimmy: he's fantastic on the show "the last man on earth," our buddy will forte is on the show, tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love h

>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we'll be talking to our very own questlove, will be actually, a guest on the show. [ cheers and applause ] he has a book. he has a food book. a very great book out. and we have great music from -- man, i love this guy -- rufus wainwright will be here next week. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first, joining us tonight. oh, what a great guy this guy is. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: we always just -- we love this guy. i'm just so happy for all his success. he's just a nice guy, as well as a talented guy. he's back playing "ant-man" in the huge new movie "captain america: civil war," which hits theaters next friday. the dashing, the hilarious paul rudd is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love the guy. i love the dude. one of the nicest, coolest guys ever. >> steve: a delight. a pure delight. >> jimmy: funny, talented. we're going to do something fun later on, paul and i. so, stick around, and you'll see what we're going

steve: no. hilarious. >> jimmy: great show, too. jim's gointo show us some great father's day gifts later on. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he's gonna do a a segment for us. >> steve: good. >> jimmy: where he's showing us father's day gifts. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, perfect. >> steve: a little demonstration. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly from jim gaffigan. and we have great music from phantogram! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ no one out there is to blame ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i cannot wait. cannot wait. ♪ >> jimmy: i can't ruin it. i can't ruin it. so excited that he's here. i want to do all the songs. all right, it's exciting. we gotta get more shows so we can hear more songs. it is time for "tonight show hashtags," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: here we go! are you guys on twitter? anyone out there on twitter? [ cheers ] well, we use twitter on our show every single week so if you watch our show and you want to play along we do this thing every wednes

steve: yeah. >> jimmy: the lens broke. >> steve: should i walk forward? no. >> jimmy: no. no, you gotta stop walking! yeah he just -- >> steve: you're going to get cut by that glass! >> jimmy: we gotta use this one, man. we gotta use this one. this is the one. >> steve: why? that one's got glass. >> jimmy: i know, but that's the one we gotta use, man. he looks fantastic. >> steve: dude. >> jimmy: we're going to talk with nick and then he's going to perform for us late in the show. we love this guy. you don't want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] and i want to talk to him about la we were partners together. we played a game together. pyramid i think was the game we played. and he was like -- do you remember when he was partenr? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he was awful. [ laughter ] >> steve: no, he didn't know any -- >> jimmy: do you remember this? >> questlove: i remember, yeah. >> steve: he didn't know any of your references. >> jimmy: i had like mobster movies or something. mob movies or something like that and he didn't know any movie i talked about.

. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i mean, we are. >> steve: great! >> jimmy: we are doing 60 minutes but -- >> steve: 60 minutes in length. not the show "60 minutes." >> jimmy: that is correct. and the show "60 minutes" is still called "60 minutes." >> steve: it's not called "64 minutes." >> jimmy: that was a show i made in the monologue and it was just a joke. >> steve: so there weren't snakes in the boots of that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes there were snakes in the boots. >> steve: oh, okay, okay, all right. >> jimmy: that wasn't a joke, but this one was. >> steve: okay. all right, okay, good. >> jimmy: but first tonight, guys, we love this guy. he's one of the funniest -- >> steve: we love him. >> jimmy: -- and talented, and most committed comedians. >> steve: the most committed comedian in the history of the world. >> jimmy: in the history of the planet, right? >> steve: in the history of the planet earth. >> jimmy: he's fantastic on the show "the last man on earth," our buddy will forte is on the show, tonight! i love him. plus she's one of th

pam, steve back to you. >> steve: thank's vicki! >> pam:in the east bay, police are investigating the mysterious theft of a concord woman's front yard. crazy as it may sound, police say. someone stole several sections of artificial turf, and then drove off. kron 4's charles clifford is live for us tonight in concord with details. >> reporter:according to the concord police department, early sunday morning someone stole the artificial turf off sandra fischer's front lawn. she didn't notice it was gone until around 8am, when a neighbor stop by and knocked on her door. >> reporter:and she said, what happened sandy? you didn't like your lawn? i said i love my lawn, why? it's gone! >> reporter:the police department says this is the first recorded case of someone stealing a lawn in concord. at this point, they have not the caper but around 5 sunday morning a neighbor around the corner apparently saw an older blue ford bronco driving around with something hanging out the back door. >> reporter:sandra, who's lived here since the 1970s, says

, they were saucy. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, listen. ♪ yes i love you will you be mine i'll take you out show you a good time ♪ ♪ then squeeze my crotch yes i have crotch yes i'm computer but computer have crotch ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ please squeeze my crotch please squeeze my crotch ♪ >> jimmy: okay, hey. all right, stop, stop. i apologize. all right, stop, that's good, that's enough. i don't know where he's getting that. >> steve: it's saucy. >> jimmy: that guy's -- [ laughter ] they have some kinks to work out. still in beta version. >> steve: sounds like it has some kinks to work out. >> jimmy: they shouldn't really -- actually, a new poll done in the uk finds that women spend 17 minutes a day debating what outfit to wear, while men spend 13 minutes. and 12 of those minutes are spent on the sniff test to decide if that outfit is clean. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this, there's a new app aimed at businessmen called recharge, which lets you rent hotel rooms by the hour to take a nap or a sh

[ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he just yells. >> steve: he yells a lot. >> jimmy: i love him. he's the nicest dude ever. but he has a potty mouth. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i'm not gonna stand for it tonight. >> steve: you don't put up with that kind of malarkey. >> jimmy: i don't put up with that type of malarkey. that bologna. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's the best. >> steve: that bologna. >> jimmy: he;s the best dude ever. also joining us tonight, she's a talented, talented young actress from the new movie "the neon demon," elle fanning is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: should be fun. plus, he's the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the presidential candidates. did you see this kid? jack aiello is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: great job. >> steve: nice c

. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have great music from dierks bentley and courtney barnett. i can't wait. it's going to be a fun week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight, as always. a lot of fun when she stops by. i just love her. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: she is the best. from the new movie "x-men: apocalypse" the one and only jennifer lawrence is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we just love her, i want to be friends with her. i want to be like, best pals with her. >> steve: you should be bffs. >> jimmy: like we should be bffs. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game, we're gonna play a game called true confessions. with a surprise guest. oh, yeah, this is new york city, we don't screw around. [ light laughter ] plus, from tv land's new series, it's very funny, it's called "lopez," the hilarious george lopez is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] funny. and we have great music from tom odell, you

. >> steve: any -- >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: a million? you got it. >> jimmy: yeah. you can eat there four days if you want to. >> steve: yeah. sit here. >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: if you go to the bathroom, though, you're done. >> jimmy: deal's off, man, yeah. unless you do it while you're eating. [ light laughter ] here's one from president obama. he posted a picture of his family on easter last week, with the easter bunny, with the caption, "the whole family was together this easter." hillary clinton commented, "beautiful." harry reid commented, "i second that." and joe biden commented, "holy crap, you're related to the easter bunny?" [ laughter and applause ] no, the family's on this side. >> steve: don't even. >> jimmy: why shatter his dream? >> steve: yeah. he's got -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the last one here, it's from cuba gooding, jr. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: love him. he wrote, "do you think o.j. really did it?" john travolta commented, "it's a complex case, but the evidence seems convincing." david schwimmer commented,

steve: humor in uniform? >> jimmy: yeah, all that stuff. that was fantastic. ♪ thank you, the sequel to "independence day." or as it's also known, july 5th. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: day after. >> jimmy: the next -- >> steve: yeah, the next day. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, family pool parties, for letting me know what it's like to take a a bath with my father-in-law. [ laughter and applause ] [ audience oohs ] ♪ rubber ducky [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, condoms, for being the original son block. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: come on! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ending his career on the joke "son block," james thomas fallon. number 69. >> jimmy: i'll come back and do it. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: you guys want to hear a couple more? [ cheers and applause ] do you want to hear one more? [ cheers and applause ] do you want to hear two more? [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to do them both for you tonight. ♪ i'm going to do it sitting down. ♪ i'm going to do it standi

. >> steve: are you sure, man? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure. >> steve: wait, what? what -- what did you ask me again? >> jimmy: i didn't ask you anything. you asked me something. >> steve: okay, man. i'm going back to sleep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, microsoft is hoping to provide entertainment for stoners. con, aka screensavers. oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: flying toasters, dude! >> steve: oh dude! i been here for six hours. >> jimmy: pro, speaking into your windows phone and asking cortana, "how are you?" con, hearing her response with this -- >> are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are a cop. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. it's the law. >> steve: it's the law, man. >> jimmy: legally. >> steve: it's the law the weed, man. >> jimmy: pro, going to a a microsoft shareholders meeting. con, hearing everyone asking, [ light laughter ] pro, many people think marijuana is a bad fit for microsoft. con, they think it's more of a a gateway drug. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: nice, nice. come on. [ applause ] hey! ♪

steve: yeah. >> jimmy: the lens broke. >> steve: should i walk forward? no. >> jimmy: no. no, you gotta stop walking! yeah he just -- >> steve: you're going to get cut by that glass! >> jimmy: we gotta use this one, man. we gotta use this one. this is the one. >> steve: why? that one's got glass. >> jimmy: i know, but that's the one we gotta use, man. he looks fantastic. >> steve: dude. >> jimmy: we're going to talk with nick and then he's going to perform for us late in the show. we love this guy. you don't want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] and i want to talk to him about last time we were on the show. we were partners together. we played a game together. pyramid i think was the game we played. and he was like -- do you remember when he was partenr? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he was awful. [ laughter ] >> steve: no, he didn't know any -- >> jimmy: do you remember this? >> questlove: i remember, yeah. >> steve: he didn't know any of your references. >> jimmy: i had like mobster movies or something. mob movies or something like that and he didn't kno

steve: how did you meet your wife? sec. castro: i met erica on may 20, 1999, the first day i got back from law school. we went on our first date six days later, may 26, 1999. we went to a festive restaurant. we dated for eight years before we got married in 2007, so we are about to celebrate in the end of june our ninth anniversary. steve: your son is young, your daughter a little bit older. what do they think about what their dad does? sec. castro: she understands that i'm in the cabinet and i work for the president. she enjoys sometimes when she gets to go to different events or comes over to the office. i'm not sure yet for my son, he is only a year and a half, but sometimes he comes to different events. steve: let me conclude with this having spent time in washington, what is your biggest frustration about how this town works him and what has been your biggest learning curve? sec. castro: those two are very related because coming from local government, you are used to things being more nimble, more flexible, because it

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>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] hell no. >> jimmy: guys, it is time to take a look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guys. thank you, roots. tonight we'll be taking a look at pros and cons of "the nba finals." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: it's the golden state warriors taking on the cleveland cavaliers. lots of fans are excited about the series. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of the nba finals. here we go. pro, it's a matchup between the two best teams in the nba. con, the golden state warriors and lebron james. [ light laughter ] both tough teams. >> steve: both fantastic teams. >> jimmy: both fantastic teams. >> steve: hard working. >> jimmy: pro, players voted steph curry mvp or most valuable player. [ cheers ] con, trump voted him m.a.a. or "my african-american." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jim

[ laughter ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: he just yells. >> steve y >> jimmy: i love him. he's the nicest dude ever. but he has a potty mouth. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i'm not gonna stand for it tonight. >> steve: you don't put up with that kind of malarkey. >> jimmy: i don't put up with that type of malarkey. that bologna. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's the best. >> steve: that bologna. >> jimmy: he;s the best dude ever. also joining us tonight, she's a talented, talented young actress from the new movie "the neon demon," elle fanning is here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: elle and i are going to play catch phrase later in the show with some special guests. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: should be fun. plus, he's the eighth grader who was all over the news for the amazing graduation speech where he impersonated all the presidential candidates. did you see this kid? jack aiello is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious. >> steve: hilarious. >> jimmy: great job. >> steve: nice c

steve: your first company was construction? sen. corker: yes it was. steve: how did that start? i had started working like most folks when i was 13 doing all kinds of odds and ends and migrated to being a construction laborer and a rough carpenter when i graduated from college. i ended up being a construction superintendent so after four years i had built some regional malls around the country and learned how to build projects and i saved $8000, so when i was 25 i went in business. i started doing a lot of repeat work, small projects where i could be paid quickly and the company grew at about 80% a year the whole time, ended up building shopping centers around the country, retail projects in 18 states. so, it was energizing, it was a great place to be. the energy when you come into the front door would almost knock you down. and i sold that when i was 37 to a young man who had worked with me for many, many years. and of course have done several things since. i ended up acquiring a good deal of real estate through the years through portfolios and other companies. anyway, i love b

>> steve: mmm! >> jimmy: and finally, since this week seemed like it had more than its fair share of bad news, we here at "the tonight show" thought it might help to hear some really good news. so we asked real news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true, stories that make us feel happy. i'll show you what i mean in tonight's installment of "i've got good news and good news." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> a record number of drivers have been pulled over this month, to be told their driving is fantastic. [ laughter ] keep up the great driving, america. ug >> there was a robbery downtown earlier this afternoon -- wait. i'm sorry. i read that wrong. it says, "there's free pizza for anyone who wants it, and it's delicious." [ laughter ] >> a new medical study finds that the older you get, the better your tramp stamp looks. [ laughter ] >> republicans and democrats have signed a new law that requires all of your facebook friends to be doing slightly worse than you. [

but he doesn't want to -- >> steve: he's not happy. >> jimmy: no, oe he says i yell too much. >> steve: you yell too much? >> jimmy: he says, yeah, i yell when the guests are coming up. like right at this moment right here when i'm saying his name, that i yell it too much. every time he watches the show, he goes, "you yell too much. why are you always yelling? don rickles is here." you know, he's smacking the desk and hitting. i go, "well i'm excited that you're here." he goes, "all right, get out of here." [ light laughter ] so i just walked by his dressing room. i said, "don, it's jimmy." he goes, "who cares?" [ laughter ] i think he's going to be here. but he's the greatest. i love him so much. >> jimmy: don rickles is here tonight. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't wait. i can't wait. i love him. plus, she's the creator and star of the hit series "girls" and she's also -- she has a new documentary coming to hbo called "suited," lena dunham is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] always doing something fun. later in the show, lena and i are going he

rego gregory ponselle. >> steve: in-depth and fbi says big dangers for kids. my name is melissa snyder, i'm a customer relationship manager with pg&e. i've helped customers like plantronics meet their energy efficiency goals. so you save energy and you can save money. energy efficiency and the environment go hand in hand. and i love how pg&e's commitment to the environment helps a community like santa cruz be a better place to live. and being able to pass that along to my family is really important to me. just being together and appreciating what we have right here in santa cruz. see how you can save energy at pge.com. together, we're building a better california. >> pam: 10 of children use some sort of media with their friends. sun >> steve: cases they're finding themselves in various dangerous situations. the go in depth on the applications the fbi is warning parents about. 60 year-old and not glued to the fund. using application does adults never even heard of has a user applications to keep up with friends but very aware that the dangers lurking. and compu

, they were saucy. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, listen. ♪ yes i love you will you be mine i'll take you out show you a good time ♪ ♪ then squeeze my crotch yes i have crotch yes i'm computer but computer have crotch ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ please squeeze my crotch please squeeze my crotch ♪ >> jimmy: okay, hey. all right, stop, stop. i apologize. all right, stop, that's good, that's enough. i don't know where he's getting that. >> steve: it's saucy. >> jimmy: that guy's -- [ laughter ] they have some kinks to work out. still in beta version. >> steve: sounds like it has some kinks to work out. >> jimmy: they shouldn't really -- actually, a new poll done in the uk finds that women spend 17 minutes a day debating what 13 minutes. and 12 of those minutes are spent on the sniff test to decide if that outfit is clean. [ laughter and applause ] listen to this, there's a new app aimed at businessmen called recharge, which lets you rent hotel rooms by the hour to take a nap or a shower. [ light laughter ] and als

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steve: your first company was construction? sen. corker: yes it was. steve: how did that start? sen. corker: i had started working like most folks when i was 13 doing all kinds of odds and ends and migrated to being a construction laborer and a rough carpenter when i graduated from college. i ended up being a construction superintendent so after four years i had built some regional malls around the country and learned how to build projects and i saved $8000, so when i was 25 i went in business. i started doing a lot of repeat work, small projects where i could be paid quickly and the company grew at about 80% a year the whole time, ended up building shopping centers around the country, retail projects in 18 states. so, it was energizing, it was a great place to be. the energy when you come into the front door would almost knock you down. and i sold that when i was 37 to a young man who had worked with me for many, many years. and of course have done several things since. i ended up acquiring a good deal of real estate through the years through portfolios and other companies. any

i'm pam moore. >> steve: and i'm steve aveson. the golden state warriors are getting ready for a battle. and the fans are getting ready too. >> pam:it one of the big stories making news tonight. >> pam:the other one is out of novato. where we've learned new. but grim details about the shooting of a high school student and who is being held responsible. >> steve: kron 4's dan kerman has the story. >> reporter:novato high school students returned to class today. for the first time since the shooting. >> think that the facts are well justified. >> reporter: 16 and 17 year- old students have been charged with murder and attempted murder with special shooting and killing at one and wounding the other creek also, charged with aggravated mayhem.

that's it. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you gotta wait for the end of the show. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to hear it. it's fantastic. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you're going to love her. and it's a big, it's a cool set. she's awesome. guys, as i mentioned earlier, donald trump won indiana. he's pretty much locked up the republican nomination for president. so after his victory last night, he called the current president to chat. >> steve: did he? >> jimmy: yeah, president obama. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah. and we actually got footage. >> steve: are you serious? we have footage of this? >> jimmy: of that phone call. >> steve: oh, my god, that's crazy. >> jimmy: no it's not. it's going to happen right now. you guys want to see it? [ cheers ] donald trump talking to president obama. take a look. ♪ 180 days left in this hell 180 days left yeah play some golf ♪ ♪ waste a little time i don't know what else i'll do with my time ♪ [ phone rings ] >> yes, hello? >> jimmy: congratulations, you've just rea

. >> steve: are you sure, man? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure. >> steve: wait, what? what -- what did you ask me again? >> jimmy: i didn't ask you anything. you asked me something. >> steve: okay, man. i'm going back to sleep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, microsoft is hoping to provide entertainment for stoners. con, aka screensavers. oh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: flying toasters, dude! >> steve: oh dude! i been here for six hours. >> jimmy: pro, speaking into your windows phone and asking cortana, "how are you?" con, hearing her response with this -- >> are you a cop? you have to tell me if you are a cop. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. it's the law. >> steve: it's the law, man. >> jimmy: legally. >> steve: it's the law the weed, man. >> jimmy: pro, going to a a microsoft shareholders meeting. con, hearing everyone asking, "you share holdin'?" [ light laughter ] pro, many people think marijuana is a bad fit for microsoft. con, they think it's more of a a gateway drug. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: nice, nice. come on.

that's it. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you gotta wait for the end of the show. [ cheers and applause ] then you get to hear it. it's fantastic. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you're going to love her. and it's a big, it's a cool set. she's awesome. guys, as i mentioned earlier, donald trump won indiana. he's pretty much locked up the republican nomination for president. so after his victory last night, he called the current president to chat. >> steve: did he? >> jimmy: yeah, president obama. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah. and we actually got footage. >> steve: are you serious? we have footage of this? >> jimmy: of that phone call. >> steve: oh, my god, that's crazy. >> jimmy: no it's not. it's going to happen right now. you guys want to see it? [ cheers ] donald trump talking to president obama. take a look. ♪ 180 days left in this hell yeah play some golf ♪ ♪ waste a little time i don't know what else i'll do with my time ♪ [ phone rings ] >> yes, hello? >> jimmy: congratulations, you've just reached donald tr

>> steve: yeah, steve harvey is fantastic. >> jimmy: steve harvey is the perfect host for this thing. he's so good with the kids and he makes them laugh, and he's just -- we love steve harvey, but man, it's such a fun show. i think it's him and ellen degeneres got together. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and both producing this, is that right? anyways, it works. the kids are here tonight. they're all tired. they're cute and tired and talented, yeah. we've been feeding them coffee all day so -- >> steve: it's good coffee. >> jimmy: you'll get the best performance, trust me. hey, guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to prom. [ laughter ] it's may. it's prom season. it's a special time. did you have a good prom? >> steve: lovely prom. >> jimmy: you did? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you went to both junior and senior prom? >> steve: junior and s

. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we have great music from dierks bentley and courtney barnett. i can't wait. it's going to be a fun week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight, as always. a lot of fun when she stops by. i just love her. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: she is the best. from the new movie "x-men: apocalypse" the one and only jennifer lawrence is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we just love her, i want to be friends with her. i want to be like, best pals with her. >> jimmy: like we should be bffs. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game, we're gonna play a game called true confessions. with a surprise guest. oh, yeah, this is new york city, we don't screw around. [ light laughter ] plus, from tv land's new series, it's very funny, it's called "lopez," the hilarious george lopez is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] funny. and we have great music from tom odell, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ applause

tonight. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: this guy is the best, from the new movie "now you see me 2," mark ruffalo is here tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] love that guy. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: he won an oscar for "spotlight." he's a great guy. later in the show, mark and i are going to see how well we really know each other in a fun new game called "the best friends challenge." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: today is best friend day. >> steve: bff day. >> jimmy: happy bff day, my man. >> steve: aw, happy bff day to you. i was talking to -- sorry, i was talking to questlove. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] plus, this movie is going to be giant. from "warcraft," the beautiful paula patton is stopping by. >> jimmy: "warcraft," giant. >> steve: nuts. >> jimmy: and we have great stand-up, every time they come, they just bring the house down. i love them so much, oh, my gosh, twin brothers, the lucas brothers, you guys. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: funny, funny, funny stand-up.

>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] hell no. >> jimmy: guys, it is time to take a look at these stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, guys. thank you, roots. tonight we'll be taking a look at pros and cons of "the nba finals." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: it's the golden state warriors taking on the cleveland cavaliers. lots of fans are excited about the series. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of the nba finals. he w pro, it's a matchup between the two best teams in the nba. con, the golden state warriors and lebron james. [ light laughter ] both tough teams. >> steve: both fantastic teams. >> jimmy: both fantastic teams. >> steve: hard working. >> jimmy: pro, players voted steph curry mvp or most valuable player. [ cheers ] con, trump voted him m.a.a. or "my african-american." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: a n

>> steve: not in the play ff's --off;s.. >> steve: mark? >> mark: down the stretch it was too much lebraun james. in the final minute creek the moment that sum up the entire night curry files out creek and tucks his mouthpiece in to the crowd out of frustration. that is the first time in his career that he was ejected from the game. >> i do not believe the perception of the play. i had a reaction to it and it was frustrating to be spelled out in a clinching point of the game. -- fouled out >> let me be clear we did not lose because of the officiating creek they outplayed us but there were three inappropriate calls for anyone much less, the mvp. >> mark: you get a sense of the while they were very of sets. -- upset >> mark: they are confident that they get when the championship on sunday. >> steve: grant lotus is tracking the reaction from the game tonight. >> grant: uc curry going after the game. the referee called it. curry is frustrated and throws his mouthpiece. curry, wife who we know will hear in the bay area started tweeting. i have l