apb describes a naked sudsy guy playing a piano made of suds. ♪ ♪ [suds sliding] ♪ [sniffing] ♪ [old spice whistle] smells like we got the wrong guy. [ hip hop beat throughout ] [ fans cheering ] ♪ olympics 2016, let me get you on my level. ♪ ♪ so you never miss a moment, ♪ ♪ miss a minute, miss a medal. ♪ ♪ why settle when you can have it all? ♪ ♪ soccer to wrestling. track and field to basketball. ♪ ♪ fencing to cycling. diving to balance beam. ♪ ♪ all you have to say is, ♪ ♪ “show me,” and boom it's on the screen. ♪ ♪ from the bottom of the mat, ♪ ♪ to the couch where you at? ♪ ♪ "show me the latest medal count?" ♪ ♪ xfinity's where it's at. ♪ welcome to it all. comcast nbcuniversal is proud to bring you coverage of the rio olympic games. [cheers and applause] >> larry: welcome back. i'm here with my panel. first up nightly show contributor riki velez and nightly show contributor franchesca ramsey and former ohio state senator, nina turner. join us on twitter using the hashtag "tonightly" last night the mighty orange one gave his

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