." >> ha, ha, ha! >>> you're about to watch a dramatic resuscitation. >> oh, no way! >> at the wild animal sanctuary. you can see people giving chest compressions to this baby rhino. but watch this next somebody breathe's into the rhino's nose. >> come >> absolutely. all this because they decided it was in this rhino's best interest to dehorn it. the reason why they're dehorning these animals is because of poaching. >> so what happened? did they oversedate it or something like that. >> they didn't say. it was just an effect of the sedation. >> that can happen to humans and animals. >> giving cpr to a rhino and how they have to do it. you see almost all his body weight t do it. >> you nee several people you can see they are successful. her nose ripples, the snout is moving. she is moving. you guys, she is okay. this rhino was found standing by her mom who had been killed by poachers. they decided toeave hafety but happened. the good news is she's back playing with the other baby rhinos. >> be glad they managed to pull it off because it would have been such a rhino to d

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, to get rid of the bugs g you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable >>> the simple mention of the name roman atwood -- ? >> makes you tense up. >> sends chills down your spine because this guy is a classic prankster. however, all o

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. well, that may have been a premature burn. >> d.n.c. chairwoman debbie wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private e-mails by d.n.c. executives. >> larry: looks like the burn-er has become the... one who got fired, apparently. run out of that joke analogy, already. (laughter) so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. and for a while, it lived up to the billing. baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake forgot to bang the gavel, then you had this congresswoman's quasi-twin-the-shining sister who came on stage for a shout-out but wouldn't leave -- it's a shout-out! go on! get! then you had crying guy in a peter pan hat -- i mean, get over it. stop crying. you're a boy for the rest of your life. that's what you wanted, that's what you got. but then, finally, somebody comes out on stage and hits it out of the park. >> cory booker: king pointed to the mountain top, kennedy pointed to the moon -- from seneca falls to those who stood at stonewall inn, giants before us said in a

ha, ha, ha. >> when i was learning to drive >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? you know why? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever w the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back and tries to hit the person again and misses.

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and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whate >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast >> dad's so happy! >>> the simple mention of the name roman atwood -- ? >> makes you tense up. >> sends chills down your spine because this guy is a classic prankster. however, all of roman's pranks have made him quite the successful yout

ha, ha, ha. now i'm doing it! [ laughter ] >> seth: this one is for enthusiasts of the breed of dog norwegian elkhound. where is a norwegian elkhound's favorite place? the shed. >> the shed. [ laughter ] shed. [ laughter ] because they shed a lot. [ laughter ] my norwegian elkhound sheds a lot. yes. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm really, really, really glad you enjoyed it that much. this next joke is very specific. it's for people who have swallowed a harmonica. [ light laughter ] and to get it you have to know there are two kinds of harmonicas, one of the two being a diatonic harmonica. here it goes. how did the woman swallow a harmonica? she drank a gin and diatonic. >> ha, ha, ha! [ harmonica sound ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: it's nice -- it's nice that you can still laugh. [ laughter ] it's for people who were in show choir at benson high school between 1992 and 1996. who was the only person to pass mr. renchy's final exam? sherry helmer. because she was giving him a solo, if you know what i mea

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! and they all like to interrupt him. >> i'm going to give you -- >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. >> this is impossible. >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. things taste. >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- >> yes. cheek bones. >> she has found her soul mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of these two. >> god what the heck is going on with this? >> shoulders, front and middle back. four surgeries. >> i have my eye color changed. i had transplants and my nose three times. my lips. >> got more plastic in them than ken and barbie combined. >> honestly, yeah. >> betwee

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, to get rid of the bugs goop that a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable 00 meg internet. which means that in the time it takes mr. wagner to pour a 20 oz. cup of coffee, tommy can download 30 songs, and jan can upload 120 photos. 12 seco

, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> that's all i will say. draw your own conclusions. >> armed robbers attempt to break into a bank. >> and they run back outside. >> but see what they do to take this crime a step further. >>> and they've got their buddy justin thinking they're just going to shoot a little sketch. [ indiscernible ] why he's definitely not seeing the humor in this situation. >> why the [ bleep ] would you ep would you guys do this? what's it like to be in good hands? like finding new ways to be taken care of. home, car, life insurance obviously, ohhh... but with added touches you can't get everywhere else, like claim free rewards... or safe driving bonus checks. even a claim satisfaction guaranteeeeeeeeeee! in means protection plus unique extras only from an expert allstate agent. it's good to be in, good hands. ♪ ♪ you look at these things and you know you always have people in your corner. you know, no matter what. you always have people in your corner. fortified.tored. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed w

ha, ha, ha i'm on to you. changes pose. >> what? >> and it still is doing it. >> okay, give up the goods pettigrew, how? >> you know i don't like to give away the magic. i can give away the goods in this case. because if you go to the app store on your phone right now, you can find this app here. camera which will enable you to do all kinds of things like, for example, make people appear in a picture that weren't there. make yourself vanish, make your clothes vanish and stuff like that. so if you think this is the kind of trick that you want to be pulling you want to be a bit more like rich ferguson check out his video and maybe grab this app as well and you, too, could have naked people on your phone. >> modern safety and technology oh, no. bmw rally car coming around the turn here gets a little loose. >> oh! >> oh, no. >> wow. >> right. >> don't worry, though, as soon as the dust settles, there's your driver. oh, driver, also just fine. >> listen to that thud, though. today. >> like a gymnast, todd today! >> a perfect dismount. >>

ha, ha, ha i'm on to you. changes pose. >> what? >> and it still is doing it. >> okay, give up the goods pettigrew, how? >> you know i don't like to give away the magic. i can give away the goods in this case. because if you go to the app store on your phone right now, you can find this app here. trick pic, magic and prank camera which will enable you to do all kinds of things like, for example, make people appear in a picture that weren't there. make yourself vanish, make your clothes vanish and stuff like that. so if you think this is the kind of trick that you want to be pulling you want to be a bit more like rich ferguson check out his video and maybe grab this app as well and you, too, could have naked people on your >> modern safety and technology allow us to go wow instead of oh, no. bmw rally car coming around the turn here gets a little loose. >> oh! >> oh, no. >> wow. >> right. >> don't worry, though, as soon as the dust settles, there's your driver. oh, driver, also just fine. >> listen to that thud, though. >> he gets ou

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable >>> i'm about so hoe you something really cool. "right this minute." ?? >> oh. ?? >> this video posted on the acoustic channel the filmmaker and musician apologizes

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ha, ha, ha. >> when i was learning to drive my dad would say -- >> look out! >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you know why? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever saw it. the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- >> i don't -- >> children are incredible. >> impact in this next video here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back a

ha, ha, ha. >> when i was learning to drive my dad would say -- >> look out! >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? you know why? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever saw it. the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you >> oh! >> how is -- >> i don't -- >> children are incredible. >> impact in this next video here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back and tries

ha, ha, ha. now i'm doing it! [ laughter ] >> seth: this one is for enthusiasts of the breed of dog norwegian elkhound. where is a norwegian elkhound's favorite place? the shed. [ light laughter ] >> the shed. [ laughter ] shed. [ laughter ] because they shed a lot. [ laughter ] my norwegian elkhound sheds a lot. yes. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: i'm really, really, really glad you enjoyed it that much. this next joke is very specific. it's for people who have swallowed a harmonica. [ light laughter ] and to get it you have to know there are two kinds of harmonicas, one of the two being a diatonic harmonica. here it goes. how did the woman swallow a harmonica? she drank a gin and diatonic. >> ha, ha, ha! [ harmonica sound ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: it's nice -- it's nice that you can still laugh. [ laughter ] lastly, this is the most specific of all. it's for people who were in show choir at benson high school between 1992 and 1996. who was the only person to pass mr. renchy's final exam? sherry helm

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, to get rid of the bugs goop that you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable surprise. >> >>> the simple mention of the name roman atwood -- ♪ >> makes you tense up. >> sends chills down your spine because t

, ha, ha, ha, . draw your own conclusions. >> armed robbers attempt to break into a bank. >> and they run back outside. >> but see what they do to take this crime a step further. >>> and they've got their buddy justin thinking they're just going to shoot a little sketch. [ indiscernible ] why he's definitely not seeing the humor in this situation. >> why the [ bleep ] would you guys do this? guys do this? home, car, life insurance obviously, ohhh... but with added touches you can't get everywhere else, like claim free rewards... or safe driving bonus checks. even a claim satisfaction guaranteeeeeeeeeee! in means protection plus unique extras only from an expert allstate agent. it's good to be in, good hands. ? ? ? you look at these things and you know you always have people in your corner. you know, no matter what. you always have people in your corner. emerge restored. fortified. replenished. emerge everyday with emergen-c packed with b vitamins, antioxidants, electrolytes plus more vitamin c than 1

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt him. >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> this is impossible. >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the z23emz zvpz >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- >> yes. cheek bones. >> she has found her soul mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of these two. >> god what the heck is going on with this? >> i've done chest implants, back. four surgeries. >> i have my eye color changed. i had transplants and my nose three times. my lips. >> got more plastic in them than ken and barbie combined. >> honestly, yeah. >> between

ha ha ha! ha ha ha! oh, man, but how did the, uh--the people react? hi. akman: darbuka is very important, you know... yaffa: yeah. akman: turkish style. nowadays, unfortunately, a lot of, uh, darbuka turks play the egypt style, you know? yaffa: yeah, egyptpt style, exactly. boy, that's crazy. that's--that's--that's turkey. ertel: yeah. yaffa: you have little kids like this that kick ass. you know what i mean? people in the west, you know, they study for-- you know, they're 30 years old, and they still can't do it, and you got a 7-year-old girl coming over here and go... [imitates drum roll] you know? ha ha ha! akman: yeah, and she's very powerful, you know? yaffa: yeah, exactly. she knows how to get the money, too. [laughter] that's brilliant. [man vocalizing] yaffa: did you get the influence from the seventies or-- ertel: the sixties. yaffa: right. ertel: that's when i thinknk electr, , uh, baglamama, electrc saz was b born. yaffa: yeah. ertel: i find, um, mumusic done with, uh, a guitar, uh, pretty much, you know, like, uh, dead, uh, because, uh, you ca

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ha, ha, ha. >> when i was learning to drive my dad would say -- >> look out! >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? you know why? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever saw it. the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- >> i don't -- >> children are incredible. >> impact in this next video here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and the

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt him. >> i'm going to give you -- >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the creamy swirls of pure indulgence. silky sifts of total transcendence. tempting accents of sheer pleasure. introducing "unicorn whispers." or maybe, "mmmmmm mmhmm." but, with 20% of your daily fiber, its actually fiber one. so delicious, it should have another name. things taste. >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- [ indiscernible ] >> yes. >> she has found her soul mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, to get rid of the bugs goop that you collect as you're driving on to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable surprise. ccx+ >>> the simple mention of the name roman atwood -- ? >> makes you tense up. >> sends chills down your spine because this guy is a classic prankster. however, all

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, you collect as you're driving on a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so myself it's not right. >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable >> dad's so happy! i was diagnosed with lung cancer. as a firefighter approaching a fire i had to confine it, contain it and attack it. and i went to cancer treatments centers of america. we

and your guess is as good as mine when i first saw this video -- >> ha, ha, ha, ha! >> yeah. yeah. >> oh, that's so gross. >> this woman is, in fact, using that squeegee that you clean your windshield with, you know, to get rid of the bugs goop that a road trip. >> these are the skypes we need to get. i have to talk to this woman. >> well, that's funny that you say that, because they actually did find her and there's another video. >> don't want to know. >> that explains why she did this, and this video is -- as the previous one. >> allow me [ bleep ] my sister so whatever you're thinking >> makes perfect sense. >> nothing's clearer. >> oh, come on, guys. it was syrup. >> prank ter roman atwood takes dad to check out some cars. once they get to the lot, roman tells him why they're really there. >> i'm not falling for that, boy. >> why this time, pulling a fast one makes for an unforgettable surprise. (exhaling) um yeah, i love coming up here. because it is beautiful. and uh, it helps put things into perspective, you know? from my point of view, a big thing is the gasoline tha

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt him. >> i'm going to gi y >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. >> g december last year. 14 americans are killed in the aftermath, congressman joe heck had the chance to ban suspected terrorists from buying guns. heck voted "no." 23 times. individuals on the fbi terror watch list have purchased firearms over 2,000 times. it's not just that joe heck does nothing to stop them. it's that he's voted to let them keep doing it.... 23 times. senate majority pac is responsible for the content >>> after all the style changes i think black is, again the new black. >> yay. >> people on the internet want everything black includingoo these days. rob is

ha ha ha ha ha ha! cookies. [techno music] world's happiest native american. it's the 2016 republican nationarepublicannational conve. so mission accomplished. night four, the party's over. (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central thank you! thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah. so we're done, people. we're done. our final night in cleveland, the republican national convention is over, and at this rate, pretty soon, the country will also be over. yesterday, donald trump spent his entire 75-minute speech pitching a horror movie about how a fictional america is a place where you should be afraid of everything. we had a whole show planned about trump, you know. we had him in, like, a jason mask, and we had all these jokes about that. but then a few hours ago, we're, like, (bleep) it. yeah. yeah, to be honest with you, we always talk about trump, all of us. the guy says anything, and it's news. he farts from his mouth and we talk about it for hours -- what do you think that smell means? but the convention is over.

ha, ha, ha. >> so funny. >> i'm not worried. should she be worried? >> one thing i think we have to laugh about, actually, is that an episode of "teen mom" and a rerun of "friends" got more attention than kimmel's hillary appearance. he should regret having her on the show. a new poll is out, showing her untrustworthy numbers are at 69%. this is the one major thing that has been dogging clinton more than a year now. trying to get people to trust her. when she laughs about a very serious matter, laughs about the fbi finding 15,000 additional e-mails, i think more people are going to pay attention wiki leeks is going to drop in october. >> also, the fbi demanded more e-mails, want her to produce more e-mails and giving her until the middle of september. security materials? obviously, she's gotten an f in that category. >> david, you can't be laughing at this. you are a democratic supporter. can't be laughing at the e-mail scandals that keep happening. origin originally, clinton scrubbed b 30,000 e-mails. the fbi found 15,000 that you said never existed.

ha, ha, ha. my dad would say -- >> look out! >> no! where there's a ball there's a kid. >> right. >> okay. >> but, what happens when there's no ball. >> yikes! >> stop, stop, stop, stop! >> how slow to react are you? my gosh. >> oh, that was awful. >> stop! you're going like two miles an hour -- >> oh. oh. >> and how do you not stop when you feel like you hit something? >> my only guess is that driver never, ever saw it. the kid was low, probably blocked by that wall and the trees and just as it got to the nose of that car they didn't even know what they hit i bet. >> exactly nick. the child bounces up and goes running. and one of the people in the car hops out and picks the kid up like wait a minute, are you okay? shockingly, the child is okay. >> oh! >> how is -- >> impact in this next video here you see this car coming around a parking lot. and you see some folks walking in the parking lot. suddenly the car goes crashing in to that fellow. knocking him 15 feeta the air. and then it circles around, comes back and tries to hit the per

, ha, ha! we join the chicago united riders on a group ride in the chicago area. right off the bat from this one angle you can see there's a couple of guys over the double yellow line. now keep your eyes on that gray pickup truck right there. if you notice as the riders pass his blinker comes on. looks like he's trying to work his way around. this guy starts popping wheelies, other riders riding outside of the yellow line. you'll see this gray truck come back through the shot. >> oh -- >> what the -- >> now he has crossed the line and looks like he's speeding down the street and driving quite aggressively. of course, now that's going to do nothing but fire up the rest of these guys in the group of riders. but watch what the guy in the truck does next. >> whoa. >> oh! >> oh, my gosh. drives up on the curb. >> many of the bikers begin to swarm around this driver and start screaming at each other through his open window. >> wow. >> somebody de-escalate this, please? after the screaming match the g

>> no the people at the cafe stupid. >> ha, ha, ha. ? >> you see this -- ? >> at thatoint he's got to let it happen. >> that puts me in my happy place. this guy is just out on a the mariachi player takes after him. ? >> that would make me run a lot faster. >> and yes, he stopped -- he stopped -- dances along. i'm going to take you to a concert and you're going to love it. >> that's a look at the day's best viral videos. >>> ah -- >> i just have one question. >> all: what the -- >> this is how y'all -- how i feel. >> oh, my gosh. oh, my god! >> let's just start the show. captions paid for by the fox broadcasting company

>> thank you. >> ha, ha, ha. >> she's pleading for him to stop. it's almost like what i can't -- >> yeah. >> i wasn't scared. is this one although this one i feel like we've seen before that rope, that tree, that swing. >> that guy. >> that guy. >> oh, no! oh, no! no! >> oh. >> that really did happen. the guy swings straight to the tree -- hits it with his hips and it sends him flying to the water. fortunately he didn't fall in people rushing over you see he's okay it turns out [ indiscernible ] must have had a big old bruise but apparently -- >> yeah. and doing it wrong. [ bleep ] >> that's our look at the day's top viral videos for more go to rightthisminute.com or catch us >>> if you like it hot, hot, hot, then we've got an hour of television you won't want to miss. it's time to spice up your summer. clinton's teaming up with someone who knows a thing or two about spice. it's the fabulous mel b. and they're whipping up a meal that'll make you zig-a-zig-ah. then, daphne's got a delicious dish that's not only family-friendly, it's glitter-rific.

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ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> this is impossible. >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. z23egz zvpz y23egy yvpy >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- >> yes. cheek bones. >> she has found her soul mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of these two. >> god what the heck is going on with this? >> i've done chest shoulders, front and middle back. four surgeries. >> i have my eye color changed. i had transplants and my nose three times. my lips. >> got more plastic in them than ken and b

ha-ha-ha." and i write back, "no, kid, it's a filthy sex thing, ha-ha-ha." ( laughter ) ( applause ) and she writes back, "oh, my god. of." and she said, "i just threw up in my mouth a little." >> stephen: that's a very sweet story. >> that's my kid. >> stephen: lovely to meet you. >> you're awesome. >> stephen: "yoga hosers" opens next friday. kevin smith, everybody. we'll be right back. before taking his team to state for the first time... gilman: go get it, marcus. go get it. ...coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america ? [ crowd cheers ] 2% back at grocery stores and now at wholesale clubs. and 3% back on gas. which helped him give his players something extra. the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. more cash back for the things you buy most. hey, need fast heartburn relief? the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. try cool mint zantac. it releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. zantac works in as little as 30 minutes. nexium can

well, her aunt has ha, ha. gwen wants a family. >> well, we'll have to wait and see about that. in the summer game in london four years ago, a flat tire on her bike, knocked her out of medal contention, since then, she's been training extensively around the world for this moment. >> always great, waukesha native, so many were following her. i watched today and people were today. eastbound i 94 was supposed to be shut down all weekend, but the crews were able to reopen it early. yooer live from the -- we're live from the freeway. >> the i 94 reopen early was a surprise to many of us, considering the rain we had. but the rain is never a problem, typically when there's road work going on. it's the lightning and the wind that getsn not much today, and now there's happy faces out there. paul and his family had a good night at the zoo, but his afternoon was hectic. >> i was going to the lake front. there was shut down like after marlin. >> like thousands of other drivers, he had to find his way on city streets. >> everyone had to get off, and loop around green field, they detour, but

next "right this minute." >> ha, ha! i enjoyed it and i really shouldn't be saying that because what they're doing is technically illegal, anti-social, pretty dangerous, with all that being said it's pretty good. you can figure out what's going on pretty quickly as they turn on the helmet camera as he stares at the suspension bridge near bristol and when he turns back the other way you can see his buddy with a gopro on his helmet and something strapped to his back. >> they're trying to make it onto the bridge -- >> which they're not supposed to do. view -- >> has gone very viral but it is quite exquitting. they start approaching the side of the bridge instead of taking the main way up to sort of scale up this little bit and start making his way around the corner but almost immediately -- >> oh -- >> security! pops across the road, jumps over this like jason bourne you can see the security almost got him he keeps running across the bridge now heading towards the center so we get the great exit point he climbs over the sor

>> thank you. >> ha, ha, ha. >> she's pleading for him to stop. it's almost like what i can't -- >> yeah. >> i wasn't scared. is >> from that body of water to feel like we've seen before that rope, that tree, that swing. >> that guy. >> that guy. >> oh, no! oh, no! no! >> oh. >> that really did happen. the guy swings straight to the tree -- hits it with his hips and it sends him flying to the water. fortunately he didn't fall in the water you see a bunch of okay it turns out [ indiscernible ] must have had a big old bruise but apparently -- >> yeah. and doing it wrong. [ bleep ] >> that's our look at the day's top viral videos for more go to rightthisminute.com or catch us on the next "right this minute." the roast looks good dad. how good? 162 likes. did i get any retweets on those green beans? yep! and they're blowing up on instagram. honey, your rump roast just broke the internet!!!! as it should. life is family mealtime and everything you need to make it picture perfect. now be sure to tag your mother the roast looks good dad. how good? 162 li

back to you both. >> huh. >> benefits of exercising without moving. >> ha, ha, ha. >> that's it for this edition of eyewitness news. up next. for all of us here, have a great night. >> bye bye. >>> tonight, breaking news. did donald trump cross the line? tonight, critics saying this is now dangerous territory. late today, what trump suggested, quote, second amonday ement people could do about hillary clinton. the backlash immediate tonight. >>> also breaking, the travel chaos. thousands still stranded at airports across this passengers now furious, asking, can a computer glitch really cause all of this? >>> the fall from the ferris wheel. three girls plunging from basket they were in. and we ask, was anything holding them in? >>> the female jogger discovered dead, not far from her mother's home. authorities and their news conference late today. >>> and just in tonight, the women have done it. the gymnastics team making history in rio tonight.

ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt him. >> i'm going to give you -- >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> this is impossible. >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. >> god! at at&t, we believe in access. the opportunity for everyone to explore a digital world. connecting with the things that matter most. and because nothing keeps us more connected than the internet, we've created access from at&t. california households with at least one resident who receives snap or ssi benefits may qualify for home internet at a discounted rate of $10 a month. no commitment, deposit, or installation fee. visit att.com/accessnow to learn more. things taste. >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh,

ha, ha, ha. >> so funny. >> i'm not worried. should she be worried? >> one thing i think we have to laugh about, actually, is that an episode of "teen mom" and a rerun of "friends" got more attention than kimmel's hillary appearance. he should regret having her on the show. a new poll is out, showing her untrustworthy numbers are at 69%. this is the one major thing that has been dogging clinton more than a year now. trying to get people to trust her. when she laughs about a very serious matter, laughs about the fbi finding 15,000 additional e-mails, i think more people are going to pay attention wiki leeks is going to drop in october. >> also, the fbi demanded more e-mails, want her to produce more e-mails and giving her until the middle of september. that's on the heels of judicial watch giving a request. >> hillary clinton made it very clear that she had handed over all of her e-mails, which was not the case. this can put her into legal trouble, as well. going back to the laughing matter point, let's remember last august, hillary clinton was laughin

ha-ha-ha." and i write back, "no, kid, it's a filthy sex thing, ha-ha-ha." ( laughter ) ( applause ) and she writes back, "oh, my god. and she said, "i just threw up in my mouth a little." >> stephen: that's a very sweet story. >> thas my kid. >> stephen: lovely to meet you. >> you're awesome. >> stephen: "yoga hosers" opens next friday. kevin smith, everybody. we'll be right back. before taking his team to state for the first time... gilman: go get it, marcus. go get it. ...coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america the batting cages. ? [ crowd cheers ] 2% back at grocery stores and now at wholesale clubs. and 3% back on gas. which helped him give his players something extra. the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. more cash back for the things you buy most. hey, need fast heartburn relief? the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. try cool mint zantac. it releases a cooling sensation in your mouth and throat. zantac works in as little as 30 minutes.

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ha, ha, ha, ha. stomp! get out! >> he has five sisters and a mom and they all like to interrupt >> i'm going to give you -- >> this -- >> my name is elijah, and i'm going to show you tips on legos. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> can't get it done. >> i will be making a lot of lego videos. [ indiscernible ] >> these two are turning heads in vegas. >> they are ken and barbie. >> i love you guys. >> yes! >> see what it takes to live the ultimate doll life. >> god! >> hmm. >> oh, my god. >> what? >> look at that. >> i found -- >> oh, my -- [ indiscernible ] >> yes. cheek bones. >> she has found her soul mate, they are ken and barbie. >> you're barbie and ken. >> yes. >> oh, my god i love you guys. yes! . >> in this video posted to bar cross youtube page they chronicle the everyday life of these two. >> god what the heck is going on with this? shoulders, front and middle back. four surgeries. >> i have my eye color changed. i had transplants and my nose three times. my lips. >> got more plastic in them than ken and barbie combin

ha-ha-ha." and i write back, "no, kid, it's a filthy sex thing, ha-ha-ha." ( laughter ) ( applause ) and she writes back, "oh, my god. of." and i said, "yeah, so keep calling dad dumb bell dick." and she said, "i just threw up in my mouth a little." >> stephen: that's a very sweet story. >> that's my kid. >> stephen: lovely to meet you. >> you're awesome. >> stephen: "yoga hosers" opens next friday. kevin smith, everybody. we'll be right back. gilman: go get it, marcus. go get it. ...coach gilman used his cash rewards credit card from bank of america to earn 1% cash back everywhere, every time. at places like the batting cages. ♪ [ crowd cheers ] 2% back at grocery stores and now at wholesale clubs. and 3% back on gas. which helped him give his players something extra. the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. more cash back for the things you buy most. the cash rewards credit card from bank of america. hey, need fast try cool mint zantac. it releases a cooling sensation in your mouth