( half-hearted giggle ) welcome to chez hilda. it didn't look like this when i moved in. i did a little remodeling with magic. you are aware this looks exactly like aunt zelda's place? it's the exact opposite. plus, i added a doily. i hate it. i'll show you your room. and it smells like sweat and spit. that's you. oh. oh, hi. hey. what are you doing here? just checking out your new digs. can't quiz you if i can't find you. mind if i use your shower? go ahead. just don't use my razor again. hurry up and unpack. i'll take you to school and then i'll get ready for the party. party? yeah. i'm having a housewarming. i'll need to zap in chips, decorations, guests... don't forget the quinine water. a fun party. could this get any worse? sure, it's a little weird but, you know, moving between two houses has its upside. i hear travel broadens you. ( sobbing ) i'm a latchkey kitty. ( blowing nose ) hey. hey, that's my lunch! i wanted to run an idea by you: reserved seating in the cafeteria but-- here's the best part-- only for cheerleaders. now? but i'm at... ( echoing ): school! f