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. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and jimmy, think of, think jimmy, think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: that one's too obvious. oh, man. all right. i'm thinking of it. >> and jimmy, look at me. good. >> jimmy: oh my god. don't freak me out, man. [ laughter ] >> put the cards behind your back. and jimmy, mix them. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. i'm freaking out, man. look at the five cards again, look at all of your cards. don't let anybody see them, just you. look at all of them, just you see them. good. jimmy, i want you to focus on every other card except for your card. >> jimmy: okay. >> now, see, what's funny is when i say that, it makes him just focus on his card. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. okay. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy, repeat after me. >> jimmy: yes. >> say, "ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king." go ahead, right now. nine, ten, jack, queen, king. >> good. "clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds." >> jimmy: clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds. >> get rid of the ten of hearts. t
. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and jimmy, think of, think jimmy, think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: that one's too obvious. oh, man. all right. i'm thinking of it. >> and jimmy, look at me. good. >> jimmy: oh my god. don't freak me out, man. [ laughter ] >> put the cards behind your back. and jimmy, mix them. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. i'm freaking out, man. look at the five cards...
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[ cheers and applause ] s >> jimmy: oh my god. >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: ay caramba. come on. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> you should have brooklyn on yours too. >> jimmy: i was born in brooklyn, but yeah i was raised in -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're brooklyn. >> jimmy: long island versus brooklyn right here. >> long island. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: neil it's good to see you, buddy. thank you for joining us. >> thank you. >> steve: i will give each of you a password. >> jimmy: mhm. >> steve: then you are to give a one-word clue, one word only, to get your partner to guess the password. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: if the clue is illegal as determines by our judges you shall hear this. [ buzzer ] now the team with the most points after four questions, wins. now, any questions? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: great. first clue goes to jimmy and natalie. >> jimmy: alright here we go. we got this -- >> steve: the password is -- >> jimmy: -- by the way. >> steve: jimmy. >> jimmy: why don't we start us off? ready? >> steve: one word. one word only. >>
[ cheers and applause ] s >> jimmy: oh my god. >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: ay caramba. come on. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> you should have brooklyn on yours too. >> jimmy: i was born in brooklyn, but yeah i was raised in -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're brooklyn. >> jimmy: long island versus brooklyn right here. >> long island. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: neil it's good to see you,...
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. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and jimmy, think of, think jimmy, think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: that one's too obvious. oh, man. all right. i'm thinking of it. >> and jimmy, look at me. good. >> jimmy: oh my god. don't freak me out, man. [ laughter ] >> put the cards behind your back. and jimmy, mix them. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. i'm freaking out, man. >> now, jimmy, i want you to look at the five cards again, look at all of your cards. don't let anybody see them, just you. look at all of them, just you see them. good. jimmy, i want you to focus on every other card except for your card. >> jimmy: okay. >> now, see, what's funny is when i say that, it makes him just focus on his card. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is true. okay. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy, repeat after me. >> jimmy: yes. >> say, "ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, ." four, five, six, seven eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, king. >> good. "clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds." >> jimmy: clubs, hearts, spades, diamonds.
. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and jimmy, think of, think jimmy, think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: oh, man. >> think of any one of those cards. >> jimmy: that one's too obvious. oh, man. all right. i'm thinking of it. >> and jimmy, look at me. good. >> jimmy: oh my god. don't freak me out, man. [ laughter ] >> put the cards behind your back. and jimmy, mix them. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. i'm freaking out, man. >> now, jimmy, i...
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>> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the wedding. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is -- your wife is gorgeous. >> yeah, we had kind of a a nerdy-themed wedding. [ laughter ] okay, so, this is my favorite droid. this is r5-d4. he's the droid in the original "star wars" that almost goes they get r2d2. so this is the almost famous of "star wars," and so i've always appreciated him for that. i relate to him. so in our wedding, he was the ring bearer, and he gets two-thirds down the aisle and, he breaks down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: breaks down, yeah, yeah. you are a real nerd. this is fantastic. >> so, to the extent where i actually e-mailed mark hamill, and i was like, "would you show up at my wedding and go, 'oh, this one had a bad motivator," and take it away?" and of course, he never responded. >> jimmy: he never responded, of course. >> and then all these jawas jump out, and then, i wrestle with t and then they -- i get the ring, and they take the droid away. so, these -- these were the jawas. >> jimmy: so this really happened at your wedding? >> yeah, ye
>> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the wedding. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is -- your wife is gorgeous. >> yeah, we had kind of a a nerdy-themed wedding. [ laughter ] okay, so, this is my favorite droid. this is r5-d4. he's the droid in the original "star wars" that almost goes they get r2d2. so this is the almost famous of "star wars," and so i've always appreciated him for that. i relate to him. so in...
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>> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: amy adams, "arrival" opens in theaters everywhere friday. "nocturnal animals" opens in select cities november 18th. joe buck joins us after the break. stay with us, everybody. you totaled your brand new car. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement?, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels. smart. with liberty mutual new car replacement?, we'll replace the full value of your car. liberty stands with you?. liberty mutual insurance. there's no one i'd rather hit the road with. no one i'd rather have dinner and a movie with. no one i'd rather lean on. being in love is an amazing thing. being in love with your best friend... ...is everything. one diamond for your best friend... one for your true love. for the one woman in your life wh
>> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: amy adams, "arrival" opens in theaters everywhere friday. "nocturnal animals" opens in select cities november 18th. joe buck joins us after the break. stay with us, everybody. you totaled your brand new car. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: awe, we love her. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she's fun, man. >> jimmy: i love her. amy and i are going to play a a singing version of "the whisper challenge." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: later in the show. it's a game you can play at home. it's very, very fun. plus, this guy is -- i mean, come on. he's the best. he is one of the best announcers in sports. he just called that historic chicago cubs world series win. wasn't he great? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: he was fantastic, but he always is. he has a new autobiography out next tuesday. joe buck is stopping by tonight. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: he's great. and we got great music tonight, oh my goodness, morgane and chris stapleton, you guys! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "southern family." i got a picture of them on the inside. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: it's camouflage, apparently, but they're somewhere. [ laughter ] >> steve: they're somewhere. if you can find chris or morgane in this, circle it, get on a twitter account, and we'll yo absolutely. just go -- make sure you go to th
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: awe, we love her. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she's fun, man. >> jimmy: i love her. amy and i are going to play a a singing version of "the whisper challenge." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: later in the show. it's a game you can play at home. it's very, very fun. plus, this guy is -- i mean, come on. he's the best. he is one of the best announcers in sports. he just called that historic chicago cubs world series win....
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>> jimmy: it's fun. we have a clip. here's amy adams in "arrival." take a look at this. [ breathing ] >> louise. >> why louise? >> what is that? is that a new symbol? i can't tell. >> dr. banks. what are you doing? are you insane? >> you need to see me. >> she's taking off her headset. dr. banks, are you okay? >> i need to see me. >> dr. banks. >> she's walking towards the screen. [ breathing ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "arrival." that's this weekend. check it out. guys, stick around. amy adams and i are playing a a singing version of "the whisper challenge" when we get back, everybody. come on back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i'll call you back. is this my car? state farm knows that for every one of those moments... what? this is ridiculous! there's one of these... sam, i gotta go... is this my car? what? this is ridiculous! this can't be happening! this can't be happening! oh, it's happening sweetheart. oh, it's happening sweetheart. shut up! shut up! that's why state farm is there, what a day
>> jimmy: it's fun. we have a clip. here's amy adams in "arrival." take a look at this. [ breathing ] >> louise. >> why louise? >> what is that? is that a new symbol? i can't tell. >> dr. banks. what are you doing? are you insane? >> you need to see me. >> she's taking off her headset. dr. banks, are you okay? >> i need to see me. >> dr. banks. >> she's walking towards the screen. [ breathing ] [ cheers and applause ]...
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. >> jimmy: brighton. >> brighton. >> jimmy: brighton, england. over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. we're on in england. we're on e! in england. fantastic, they'll be rooting for you. what is your talent, darren? >> okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. this is -- okay. well, we're setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse you're impersonating? is this a famous horse? >> any horse. any horse. >> jimmy: generic -- generic horse impersonation. >> i'll make the noise of the horse. >> jimmy: the noise a horse would make. okay, here we go. darren, whenever you're ready, we would love to hear this. [ horse noise ] [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: just short and sweet. that's it. >> steve: yeah, that's it. [ laughter ] >> want more? >> okay. [ horse noise ] [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on! set it and forget it. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know if it's set it and forget it. that's pretty good, darren
. >> jimmy: brighton. >> brighton. >> jimmy: brighton, england. over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. we're on in england. we're on e! in england. fantastic, they'll be rooting for you. what is your talent, darren? >> okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. this is -- okay. well, we're setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse you're impersonating? is this a famous...
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>> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the wedding. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is -- your wife is gorgeous. >> yeah, we had kind of a a nerdy-themed wedding. [ laughter ] okay, so, this is my favorite droid. this is r5-d4. he's the droid in the original "star wars" that almost goes with uncle owen and luke, and then he breaks down, and then, they get r2d2. so this is the almost famous of "star wars," and so i've always appreciated him for that. i relate to him. so in our wedding, he was the ring bearer, and he gets two-thirds down the aisle and, he breaks down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: breaks down, yeah, yeah. you are a real nerd. this is fantastic. >> so, to the extent where i actually e-mailed mark hamill, and i was like, "would you show up at my wedding and go, 'oh, this one had a bad motivator," and take it away?" and of course, he never responded. >> jimmy: he never responded, of course. >> and then all these jawas jump out, and then, i wrestle with them. and then they -- i get the ring, and they take the droid away. so, these -- these were the jawa
>> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a photo from the wedding. >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is -- your wife is gorgeous. >> yeah, we had kind of a a nerdy-themed wedding. [ laughter ] okay, so, this is my favorite droid. this is r5-d4. he's the droid in the original "star wars" that almost goes with uncle owen and luke, and then he breaks down, and then, they get r2d2. so this is the almost famous of "star wars," and so...
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. >> jimmy: brighton. >> brighton. >> jimmy: brighton, england. over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. we're on in england. we're on e! in england. fantastic, they'll be rooting for you. what is your talent, darren? >> okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. this is -- okay. well, we're setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse you're impersonating? is this a famous horse? >> any horse. any horse. >> jimmy: generic -- generic horse impersonation. >> i'll make the noise of the horse. >> jimmy: the noise a horse would make. okay, here we go. darren, whenever you're ready, we would love to hear this. [ horse noise ] [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: just short and sweet. that's it. >> steve: yeah, that's it. [ laughter ] >> want more? >> jimmy: just give me one more. >> okay. [ horse noise ] [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on! set it and forget it. >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know if it's set it and forg
. >> jimmy: brighton. >> brighton. >> jimmy: brighton, england. over pronouncing all of the syllables in words. [ laughter ] consonants and vowels. we're on in england. we're on e! in england. fantastic, they'll be rooting for you. what is your talent, darren? >> okay, so, my talent is to impersonate a horse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. this is -- okay. well, we're setting the bar high. [ laughter ] do we know what horse you're impersonating? is this a famous...
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>> jimmy: what? you always bring something delicious. i can smell them. >> these are, for me, the best gingerbread men anywhere. i love a gingerbread man. i -- yeah, yeah. ooh, this feels, like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: it'd be, like, soft. >> yeah. this is like the right kind of gingerbread. >> jimmy: yeah, i always grew up, i had, like, hard as a a rock. >> yeah, no. [ laughter ] >> this is -- >> jimmy: ginger brittle. >> this is ginger -- yeah! yeah, yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, ginger brittle cookie. >> now, this is the gingerbread man that's like, "hey, baby." [ laughter ] you like that? >> jimmy: i like that. >> "come on. dunk me in some tea." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mmm. >> yeah, baby. >> jimmy: oh, that's delicious. >> uh-huh. hey, roots. >> jimmy: and what is this? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come here. come here. >> come on. >> jimmy: oh, you always bring some for the roots. >> ginger bread -- oh, yeah. >> jimmy: now, these are delicious. ? >> mm-hmm. ? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. cookies, cookies. get
>> jimmy: what? you always bring something delicious. i can smell them. >> these are, for me, the best gingerbread men anywhere. i love a gingerbread man. i -- yeah, yeah. ooh, this feels, like -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: it'd be, like, soft. >> yeah. this is like the right kind of gingerbread. >> jimmy: yeah, i always grew up, i had, like, hard as a a rock. >> yeah, no. [ laughter ] >> this is -- >> jimmy: ginger brittle. >> this is ginger...
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[ jersey accents ] >> jimmy: on thanksgiving. [ laughter ] >> steve: dvd! >> jimmy: jimmy, come on. this is for you. it's for you. take this. [ laughter ] meanwhile i read that donald trump and his family spent thanksgiving at his mar-a- lago resort in palm beach, florida. marking the only thanksgiving dinner where you are actually allowed to bring up donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be really careful. i guess trump really loves thanksgiving because it's the one day a year he can talk about legs, thighs and breasts so, it's perfect. >> steve: oh! hey, hey! whoa! oh! >> jimmy: i saw that snoop dogg just posted a 30-minute video of himself smoking weed, eating turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. [ light laughter ] yeah. asked if he was having a good thanksgiving, snoop said, "it's thanksgiving?" [ laughter and applause ] "oh, that's interesting. happy thanksgiving." and, finally listen to this. a doctor in arizona said there is a 25 to 30% increase in most of the time, it just turns out grandma was just napping. [ applause ] there you go. we have a
[ jersey accents ] >> jimmy: on thanksgiving. [ laughter ] >> steve: dvd! >> jimmy: jimmy, come on. this is for you. it's for you. take this. [ laughter ] meanwhile i read that donald trump and his family spent thanksgiving at his mar-a- lago resort in palm beach, florida. marking the only thanksgiving dinner where you are actually allowed to bring up donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be really careful. i guess trump really loves thanksgiving because it's...
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'd be -- >> maybe. >> jimmy: i'd be "lion" if i said i didn't like it. ?? [ light laughter ] aren't you happy not to have those corny jokes at the house. [ laughter ] you're so lucky. i want to show a clip of the >> yes. >> jimmy: but, people should see it, and -- know it's a, well this is nicole kidman. dev patal, by the way, is fantastic as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called "lion." it is in theaters next friday. check this out. [ squeaking ] >> hi. you've come a long way, haven't you? i'm sure it hasn't been easy. and, one day you'll tell me all about it. you'll tell me everything. who you are, everything. i'll always listen. always. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are fantastic. fantastic. and i should mention that is not dev patal. that is a little boy, in that scene right there. [ laughter ] this is a different clip that we have, i'm just, i'm a little nervous. [ laughter ] okay, uh, right now, i want to see, now i'm glad that keith's here as well. i want to see if we are on the same wave length right now. we can be -- friends, righ
>> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'd be -- >> maybe. >> jimmy: i'd be "lion" if i said i didn't like it. ?? [ light laughter ] aren't you happy not to have those corny jokes at the house. [ laughter ] you're so lucky. i want to show a clip of the >> yes. >> jimmy: but, people should see it, and -- know it's a, well this is nicole kidman. dev patal, by the way, is fantastic as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called...
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>> jimmy: jimmy, come on. this is for you. it's for you. take this. [ laughter ] meanwhile i read that donald trump and his family spent thanksgiving at his mar-a- lago resort in palm beach, florida. marking the only thanksgiving dinner where you are actually allowed to bring up donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be really careful. i guess trump really loves about legs, thighs and breasts without getting in trouble. [ cheers and applause ] so, it's perfect. >> steve: oh! hey, hey! whoa! oh! >> jimmy: i saw that snoop dogg just posted a 30-minute video of himself smoking weed, eating turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. [ light laughter ] yeah. asked if he was having a good thanksgiving, snoop said, "it's thanksgiving?" [ laughter and applause ] "oh, that's interesting. happy thanksgiving." and, finally listen to a doctor in arizona said there is a 25 to 30% increase in emergency room visits on thanksgiving, but don't worry. most of the time, it just turns out grandma was just napping. [ applause ] there you
>> jimmy: jimmy, come on. this is for you. it's for you. take this. [ laughter ] meanwhile i read that donald trump and his family spent thanksgiving at his mar-a- lago resort in palm beach, florida. marking the only thanksgiving dinner where you are actually allowed to bring up donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be really careful. i guess trump really loves about legs, thighs and breasts without getting in trouble. [ cheers and applause ] so, it's perfect. >>...
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>> jimmy: oh. that's what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: guys, i always say we're lucky to have the greatest band in late night. the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. the roots. [ cheers and applause ] dot com. love the roots. but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it is time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ? time to freestyle with the roots ? ? >> jimmy: roots, you guys ready to do this? [ cheers and applause ] oh. raise your hand if you want the roots to write a song about you. come on over here, sir. yeah, perfect. come on. perfect, perfect, perfect. welcome. thank you for being here. i appreciate it. take your time. what is your name? what is your name? >> josh. >> jimmy: josh. very good, josh. josh, where are you from? >> i'm from pittsburgh, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: hey, very good. pittsburghese. >> jimmy: yeah. over t
>> jimmy: oh. that's what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: guys, i always say we're lucky to have the greatest band in late night. the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. the roots. [ cheers and applause ] dot com. love the roots. but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it is time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go! [ cheers and...
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: jimmy. siri, remind me when someone asks how my weekend was, they're just counting down the minutes until they can tell me about theirs. >> got it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: siri, remind me that i don't like cilantro and the next time i think i like cilantro, that's just because i like saying the word cilantro. [ laughter and applause ] >> okay. reminder. you don't like to tango. >> jimmy: no. no. i said, cilantro. i don't like cilantro. >> got it. pianos. >> jimmy: never mind. siri, remind me to act surprised when my waiter puts my food down in front of me even though i saw him carrying it the second he stepped out of the kitchen across the restaurant. [ applause ] >> i'll remind you. >> jimmy: what? how did you know i wanted it? siri, remind me the next time someone sends me a really long multiparagraph text just write back "k." [ applause ] >> k. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: siri, remind me that headphones are basically a a human "do not disturb" sign. >> that joke didn't work.
: jimmy. siri, remind me when someone asks how my weekend was, they're just counting down the minutes until they can tell me about theirs. >> got it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: siri, remind me that i don't like cilantro and the next time i think i like cilantro, that's just because i like saying the word cilantro. [ laughter and applause ] >> okay. reminder. you don't like to tango. >> jimmy: no. no. i said, cilantro. i don't like cilantro. >> got it....
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>> jimmy: eggs, yeah. eggs. >> eggs. >> jimmy: yeah. store name. >> macy's. >> jimmy: body part. >> jimmy: silly word. >> buttock, no. [ light laughter ] um, geronimo. no, that's a -- well that's a -- >> jimmy: no, flippity gibbitt we could use for that. >> could we just do that now? >> jimmy: we'll do flippity gibbitt down by the silly word. >> this is how it's going upstairs already. i've a right -- >> jimmy: flippity gibbitt. and then exclamation, give me that again. exclamation. you say to someone, you go, hey -- >> crumbs. >> jimmy: there we go. [ light laughter ] >> sorry, hugh grant. >> jimmy: crumbs, that's very hugh grant. yeah, that's great. name of li [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: movie title. >> movie title? "superman." >> jimmy: "superman." verb ending in "ing." >> oh, i can't say that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say that one, yes. >> gyrating. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: amount of distance. like, ten miles or five feet. >> ten miles or five feet? >> jimmy: just an amount. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: country. >> ukraine. >>
>> jimmy: eggs, yeah. eggs. >> eggs. >> jimmy: yeah. store name. >> macy's. >> jimmy: body part. >> jimmy: silly word. >> buttock, no. [ light laughter ] um, geronimo. no, that's a -- well that's a -- >> jimmy: no, flippity gibbitt we could use for that. >> could we just do that now? >> jimmy: we'll do flippity gibbitt down by the silly word. >> this is how it's going upstairs already. i've a right -- >> jimmy: flippity...
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i -- >> jimmy: when? >> well, amy told me -- i'm very shocked -- >> jimmy: what season -- >> no, she told me when we were putting together this reunion. >> jimmy: okay, okay. all right. so, no idea. >> no spoilers. >> jimmy: no idea, season five, you were like -- you don't know what the four words are. >> no, i didn't know. no way. she kept them to herself until the very end. >> jimmy: that's so amy sherman-palladino. >> so secretive and yeah, so amy. >> jimmy: another -- another piece of work that i'm a fan of yours is the "sisterhood of the traveling pants." [ cheers and applause ] i'm a bin saw both of them. saw the second one in theaters. you guys go to greece and just let it all hang out, man, and get in a lot of trouble. [ laughter ] and i was -- i would say, if this thing is a giant -- because it's a giant hit, would you ever bring back all those girls? i love all the girls. >> i know, they're so amazing. i mean, we would all love to do it. i think it would be so much fun. and we talk about it. >>
i -- >> jimmy: when? >> well, amy told me -- i'm very shocked -- >> jimmy: what season -- >> no, she told me when we were putting together this reunion. >> jimmy: okay, okay. all right. so, no idea. >> no spoilers. >> jimmy: no idea, season five, you were like -- you don't know what the four words are. >> no, i didn't know. no way. she kept them to herself until the very end. >> jimmy: that's so amy sherman-palladino. >> so secretive...
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>> jimmy: eggs, yeah. eggs. >> eggs. >> jimmy: yeah. store name. >> macy's. >> jimmy: body part. >> buttock. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: silly word. >> buttock, no. [ light laughter ] um, geronimo. no, that's a -- well that's a -- >> jimmy: no, flippity gibbitt we could use for that. >> could we just do that now? >> jimmy: we'll do flippity gibbitt down by the silly word. >> this is how it's going upstairs already. i've a right -- >> jimmy: flippity gibbitt. and then exclamation, give me that again. exclamation. you say to someone, you go, hey -- >> crumbs. >> jimmy: there we go. [ light laughter ] >> sorry, hugh grant. >> jimmy: crumbs, that's very hugh grant. yeah, that's great. name of a holiday. >> hanukkah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: movie title. >> movie title? "superman." >> jimmy: "superman." verb ending in "ing." >> oh, i can't say that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say that one, yes. >> gyrating. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: amount of distance. like, ten miles or five feet. >> ten miles or five feet? >> jimmy: just an amount. >
>> jimmy: eggs, yeah. eggs. >> eggs. >> jimmy: yeah. store name. >> macy's. >> jimmy: body part. >> buttock. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: silly word. >> buttock, no. [ light laughter ] um, geronimo. no, that's a -- well that's a -- >> jimmy: no, flippity gibbitt we could use for that. >> could we just do that now? >> jimmy: we'll do flippity gibbitt down by the silly word. >> this is how it's going upstairs already. i've a right...
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he does the work. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and it's the thought that counts, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sure he knows -- >> it's the thought that counts. >> jimmy: i'm sure he knows that you're doing this. >> no, no, i want 24 white roses. you can't get good help these days. no, but with a great card saying, you know, "good luck. if you run into trouble, i'll send wally." wally is our head cue card guy at "saturday night live." so, you gentlemen know him. >> jimmy: we know wally. >> you know wally well. but it's all right. because you have to, i had to memorize iconic speeches that robin williams gave, of course, in the movie. but then also the iconic speeches that walt whitman and henry david thoreau so it -- i haven't messed up yet. i messed up at our last tech rehearsal. we had about 20 people sitting in the audience, all the people that work at classic stage or whatnot and i'm getting ready to give the, you know, say the poem, you know, two roads diverged in a wood. now, do you know who wrote that? robert frost. >> jimmy: yeah. >> now, i know that as a human b
he does the work. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and it's the thought that counts, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sure he knows -- >> it's the thought that counts. >> jimmy: i'm sure he knows that you're doing this. >> no, no, i want 24 white roses. you can't get good help these days. no, but with a great card saying, you know, "good luck. if you run into trouble, i'll send wally." wally is our head cue card guy at "saturday...
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>> jimmy: yes! i'm so happy you're here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for everything that's going on in your career. you're just awesome. i just -- you know, i was going nuts for you when you won the emmy. it was great. >> i appreciate it, man. it was a surreal experience. i didn't know if it was gonna happen or not. when they called my name, i almost fainted. had to remind myself to get up and walk up on stage and just say thank you. it was amazing. amazing. >> jimmy: that was cool. i mean, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and i loved it. but this is not the first time. we've met before. we did a movie together. we were in a movie called "taxi." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> you were in it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i got cut out of it. [ laughter ] i was like a mounted new york city cop who had never rode a horse before. and i almost lost the job because the casting director was like, are you sure he can ride the horse, right? and i had a horseback riding lesson, and then this
>> jimmy: yes! i'm so happy you're here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for everything that's going on in your career. you're just awesome. i just -- you know, i was going nuts for you when you won the emmy. it was great. >> i appreciate it, man. it was a surreal experience. i didn't know if it was gonna happen or not. when they called my name, i almost fainted. had to remind myself to get up and walk up on stage and just say thank you. it was amazing. amazing....
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we'll be right back with more jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: is it tom brokaw? >> i was tom brokaw. >> jimmy: tom brokaw is -- >> tom brokaw -- >> jimmy: i'll be announcing for "the tonight show." >> let me do tom brokaw saying "where the library?" in spanish. [ as brokaw ] donde esta la biblioteca? [ laughter ] why not? >> jimmy: why not? >> why not? ? this is why -- >> jimmy: this is what you get to expect if you watch the >> i do a lot of wacky stuff. yeah, i do some millennial -- the thing i do about millennials is never take a a millennial kid, or never take a teenage boy to europe. like, don't waste your money. my wife and i brought our sons to italy and we were in the roman coliseum with the teenage boys. so we thought it was amazing, my god, the seat of history. my son, 18 at the time, says, and i'll stand up for it. this is the quote. he goes, "uh, is this pretty much all we're going to do today?" [ laughter and applause ] which is such a passive aggressive thing. all they care about -- because they were into bmx biking and skateboarding -- is what they
we'll be right back with more jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: is it tom brokaw? >> i was tom brokaw. >> jimmy: tom brokaw is -- >> tom brokaw -- >> jimmy: i'll be announcing for "the tonight show." >> let me do tom brokaw saying "where the library?" in spanish. [ as brokaw ] donde esta la biblioteca? [ laughter ] why not? >> jimmy: why not? >> why not? ? this is why -- >> jimmy: this is what you get to expect if you watch the...
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>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, [ cheers ] we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law would be that white castles will have to legally stay open 24 hours -- [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we want to hear some of your ideas. all you have to do is tweet one using the #newweedlaws. or you can post them on our facebook page as well. just keep it short-ish. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and if we like it, it could be on the show tomorrow. so thank you for those tweets. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: yeah. guys, we're in week 10 of the nfl season, and the big sunday nig
>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, [ cheers ] we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law...
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>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yo do you use twitter? [ cheers ] we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law would be that white castles will have to legally stay open 24 hours -- premises. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we want to hear some of your ideas. all you have to do is tweet one using the #newweedlaws. or you can post them on our facebook page as well. just keep it short-ish. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and if we like it, it could be on the show tomorrow. so thank you for those tweets. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: yeah. guys, we're in week 10 of the nfl season, and the big sunday night fo
>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] yo do you use twitter? [ cheers ] we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law...
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>> jimmy: what happened? >> you're next. >> jimmy: i'm going with bowser, that's my dude. >> i feel good about this. >> jimmy: i know, you're acting like you're confident but i know you're worried and scared. >> no, no, you are so full of it. [ laughter ] i can't see anything. you're in fifth ac i got that need for speed. i'm in such a lead right now, it is sick! i can close my eyes if i want to. you're in second place? this is getting close. i'm in first place. what's going on? oh, my god.? >> jimmy: are you kidding me? no, the screens out, keep playing. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that'sair all. oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh! what is happening? , n! i'm getting killed! look athi ?5>> woo! >> jimmy: no, no! i'deh, mated ogosh! i can't even -- >> it's okay. little morpractiu'llce, yo have a cnce. ybe time.$a.) [ >> jimmy: the ent!j
>> jimmy: what happened? >> you're next. >> jimmy: i'm going with bowser, that's my dude. >> i feel good about this. >> jimmy: i know, you're acting like you're confident but i know you're worried and scared. >> no, no, you are so full of it. [ laughter ] i can't see anything. you're in fifth ac i got that need for speed. i'm in such a lead right now, it is sick! i can close my eyes if i want to. you're in second place? this is getting close. i'm in first...
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>> jimmy: camila cabello! >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, come on. good seeing ya. how you doing buddy? machine gun kelly! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] "bad things" is out now. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] i love saying your name. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to leslie mann, jonathan groff, g.e. and all of our young inventors, machine gun kelly, camila cabello, and the roots right there! "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. happy thanksgiving. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?
>> jimmy: camila cabello! >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, come on. good seeing ya. how you doing buddy? machine gun kelly! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] "bad things" is out now. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] i love saying your name. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to leslie mann, jonathan groff, g.e. and all of our young inventors, machine gun kelly, camila cabello, and the roots right there! "late night with seth...
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and in you, have mercy -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ ch >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host short. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. i'm happy to see you too. you know, it was another interesting day in america today. this morning. president obama sat down with president-elect trump, but trump did a funny thing. he came in and said, you're fired. you know, and they left. this is the first time they met. they never met before. that must have been so strange. sasha, malia, come down, meet the man who questioned daddy's citizenship for eight years. they met for about 90 minutes. they were only supposed to meet for 15 minutes but trump had questions for obama, at the end of the meeting they were besieged by reporters in the oval office at which point the president offered mr. trump some unsolicited advice for dealing with the press. >> thank you, everybody. we're not -- we are not going to be taking any questions. thank you, guys, thank you. that's a good rule. don't answer questions when they just start -- >> answer one. >>
and in you, have mercy -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ ch >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host short. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. i'm happy to see you too. you know, it was another interesting day in america today. this morning. president obama sat down with president-elect trump, but trump did a funny thing. he came in and said, you're fired. you know, and they left. this is the first time they met. they never met before. that must...
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wonder t say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny you bring up joe biden, joe biden was the only visitor with secret service detail who went to the bathroom in the lobby. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. imagine you're in the lobby -- >> jimmy: he peed in the lobby? what an animal! the line wraps around into the lobby. there's joe biden waiting. we're like, you can come backstage. he's like, no, waving to the urinals, he's just joe. >> jimmy: spectacular. >> isn't that crazy? >> jimmy: that is pretty crazy. you were in mexico, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the mood there? thought that you tested everyone. >> i was in the air election day, flying the
>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wonder t say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny...
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>> jimmy: yes! i'm so happy you're here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for everything that's going on in your career. you're just awesome. i just -- you know, i was going nuts for you when you won the emmy. it was great. >> i appreciate it, man. it was a surreal experience. i didn't know if it was gonna happen or not. when they called my name, i almost fainted. had to remind myself to get up and walk up on stage and just say thank you. it was amazing. amazing. >> jimmy: that was cool. i mean, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we've met before. >> no, bro. we did a movie together. we were in a movie called "taxi." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> you were in it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i got cut out of it. [ laughter ] i was like a mounted new york city cop who had never rode a horse before. and i almost lost the job because the casting director was like, are you sure he can ride the horse, right? and i had a horseback riding lesson, and then this thing got cut because i probably lo
>> jimmy: yes! i'm so happy you're here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for everything that's going on in your career. you're just awesome. i just -- you know, i was going nuts for you when you won the emmy. it was great. >> i appreciate it, man. it was a surreal experience. i didn't know if it was gonna happen or not. when they called my name, i almost fainted. had to remind myself to get up and walk up on stage and just say thank you. it was amazing. amazing....
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>> jimmy: ho >> jimmy: how's it going? you're >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that intentional? >> no, just a coincidence. >> jimmy: just a coincidence. it's good to have you here. how did you become tv father and son? did you meet in the audition process? >> actually, ken and i had done an episode of "hot in cleveland." it was their season 5 life premiere which was life rock fest. >> jimmy: how old were you then? >> think then 9 or 10. >> jimmy: did you say, i'd like you to be my daddy one day on television? thought he was really nice. >> jimmy: you thought? >> you thought i was really nice? i'm nicer now? >> jimmy: is he nicer now? or was he nicer then? >> we've gotten closer. >> jimmy: you've gotten closer. very diplomatic. >> good nonanswer. >> jimmy: have you seen ken in "the hangover"? >> no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> from >> from what i've heard, luckily no. >> jimmy: well, i disagree. how long have you been acting? >> i've been acting for three years. >> jimmy: so since you were a kid. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was right at the beginning. did you
>> jimmy: ho >> jimmy: how's it going? you're >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that intentional? >> no, just a coincidence. >> jimmy: just a coincidence. it's good to have you here. how did you become tv father and son? did you meet in the audition process? >> actually, ken and i had done an episode of "hot in cleveland." it was their season 5 life premiere which was life rock fest. >> jimmy: how old were you then? >> think then 9 or...
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roll it. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel. >> roll it. okay. up next, jimmy kimmel, boy is he fat. can tarp the field with his uniform pants, he's that big. here's the pitch. he swings. it's a home run! swings for the fences, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! the stadium is shaking! >> jimmy: it's not. >> obviously it wasn't built to code. >> jimmy: all right, we get it. >> the footsteps of a 900-pound man. hey, save some peanuts and ke >> jimmy: harry caray, folks! [ cheers and applause ] >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: yes. >> my pleasure. night, everyone! let's go, let's go, show scottie pippen how it's done. a one and a two -- ? take me out to the ball game take me out to the crowds ? ? buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks ? ? he has an eating disorder ? >> jimmy: we have to take a break. president obama reads mean tweets. stick around! harry caray. ? the old ball game ? [ cheers and applause ] when cold and flu hold you back try theraflu expressmax, now in new caplets. it's the only cold & flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique
roll it. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel. >> roll it. okay. up next, jimmy kimmel, boy is he fat. can tarp the field with his uniform pants, he's that big. here's the pitch. he swings. it's a home run! swings for the fences, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! the stadium is shaking! >> jimmy: it's not. >> obviously it wasn't built to code. >> jimmy: all right, we get it. >> the footsteps of a 900-pound man. hey, save some peanuts and ke >> jimmy: harry...
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>> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. was. >> jimmy: what scary vacation? like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of people and -- >> jimmy: that seems to be like a new vacation for a family. >> it was -- well it was just us, and i brought her friends and it was -- >> jimmy: how cool are you? that's awesome. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: so you tracked her down there? >> so i tracked her and her friends. i don't think they know that i'm still tracking them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they know now. >> now they know, because they're backstage. >> jimmy: did yoow >> i know where they are too, and i track them. [ laughter ] but she -- so i feel -- it gives me a lot of comfort to
>> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. was. >> jimmy: what scary vacation? like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of people...
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>> jimmy: how >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny you bring up joe biden, joe biden was the only visitor with secret service detail who went to the bathroom in the lobby. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he peed in the lobby? what an animal! >> you know how bad the broadway lines are. the line wraps around into the lobby. there's joe biden waiting. we're like, you can come backstage. he's like, no, waving to the urinals, he's just joe. >> jimmy: spectacular. >> isn't that crazy? >> jimmy: that is pretty crazy. you were in mexico, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the mood there? thought that you tested everyone
>> jimmy: how >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say...
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>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, right? do you use twitter? we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a good new weed law would be that white castles will have to legally stay open 24 hours -- [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we want to hear some of your ideas. all you have to do is tweet one using the #newweedlaws. or you can post them on our facebook page as well. just keep it short-ish. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and if we like it, it could be on the show tomorrow. so thank you for those tweets. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: yeah. guys, we're in week 10 of the nfl season, and the big sunday nig
>> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you guys are on twitter, right? do you use twitter? we just twitter on our show every single week. so, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on a a topic that's been in the news. so, since people voted to legalize marijuana in california, massachusetts, and nevada yesterday, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called "new weed laws." [ laughter ] so, for example, i think a...
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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i hope you had a pleasant halloween. by the way, we'll be taking children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the other children climbing over her. once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, i've had enough. which is sweet but she's going to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. all they give out there is fish, she should be okay. i also think after watching what's going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. once you hit puberty, no more m&ms, that's it. [ cheers and applause ] the words "trick or treat" is lower than mine, i'm closing the door. this is a good costume. i saw this on instagram. you know what that is, guillermo? >> guillermo
>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. i hope you had a pleasant halloween. by the way, we'll be taking children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the other children climbing over...
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'd be -- >> maybe. >> jimmy: i'd be "lion" if i said i didn't like it. ?? aren't you happy not to have those corny jokes at the house. [ laughter ] you're so lucky. i want to show a clip of the movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: but, people should see it, and -- know it's a, well this is nicole kidman. dev patal, by the way, is fantastic as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called "lion." it is in theaters next friday. check this out. [ squeaking ] >> hi. you've come a long way, haven't you? little one. i'm sure it hasn't been easy. and, one day you'll tell me all about it. you'll tell me everything. who you are, everything. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are fantastic. you know that. fantastic. and i should mention that is not dev patal. that is a little boy, in that scene right there. [ laughter ] this is a different clip that we have, i'm just, i'm a little nervous. [ laughter ] okay, uh, right now, i want to see, now i'm glad that keith's here as well. i want to see if we are on the same wave length right now. we can be -- friends, right? >> yes. it
>> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'd be -- >> maybe. >> jimmy: i'd be "lion" if i said i didn't like it. ?? aren't you happy not to have those corny jokes at the house. [ laughter ] you're so lucky. i want to show a clip of the movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: but, people should see it, and -- know it's a, well this is nicole kidman. dev patal, by the way, is fantastic as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's called "lion." it is in...
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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i hope you had a pleasant children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. other children climbing over her. once she had seven pieces of candy she said, okay, i've had to get eaten alive in this country, we might have to move to sweden. all they give out there is fish, she should be okay. i also think after watching what's going on last night we need to institute an age limit for trick or treating. once you hit puberty, no more m&ms, that's it. [ cheers and applause ] it's ridiculous. from now on, if the voice saying the words "trick or treat" is lower than mine, i'm closing the you know what that is, guillermo? >> guillermo: you and me. >> jimmy: that
>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i hope you had a pleasant children's candy away from them shortly. i had a fun night. my wife and i took our daughter jane trick-or-treating for the first time and she loved it. she's probably going to make us go again tonight she loved it so much. sad that's not to say she was good at it, she was not good at it. after every house she wanted to spread the candy out and eat it. other...
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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] that is a crowd! that is a great crowd right there. welcome! looking good. looking good, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you're here, you made it! you made it. you're here. a new poll finds that donald trump and hillary clinton are in a a statistical tie just a week from election day. but on the bright side, at least trump's finally in a tie that was made in america. [ laughter and applause ] so that's -- >> steve: oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: but the big story right now is the world series. tonight was game seven between the chicago cubs and the cleveland indians. [ cheers and applause ] the cubs actually came back from being down three games to one, to force a seventh game. a big lead, then it disappeared. or as hillary clinton put it, "fbi." [ laughter and applause ] and get this, i saw that a pair of tickets to tonight's game seven sold on stubhub, for almost $40,000. [ audience
>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] that is a crowd! that is a great crowd right there. welcome! looking good. looking good, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you're here, you made it! you made it. you're here. a new poll finds that donald trump and hillary clinton are in a a statistical tie just a week from election day. but on the bright...
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>> jimmy: what? well, he's still got it. [ laughter ] countries in the neighborhood. [ cheers and applause ] with all the focus on donald trump, sometimes you forget about george bush and how good he was at getting a crowd fired up. >> laura sends her best. she's doing great by the way. she is a grandmother. >> jimmy: yeah. it all adds up. he was or president for like eight years. president-elect trump is in the process of building his cabinet right now and it's going to be a solid gold cabinet full of all the finest snacks. this is kind of nutty. one of the names on trump's short list for attorney general is ted cruz. senator ted cruz. who of course was trump's bitter rival on the campaign trail. this is going to be like if tupac hired biggie to be his head of security. it might happen. the man he and over again could become our nation's top law enforcement official. we're living in some kind of bizarre-o world. don't be surprised if he names hillary clinton secretary of state. it could happen. mean
>> jimmy: what? well, he's still got it. [ laughter ] countries in the neighborhood. [ cheers and applause ] with all the focus on donald trump, sometimes you forget about george bush and how good he was at getting a crowd fired up. >> laura sends her best. she's doing great by the way. she is a grandmother. >> jimmy: yeah. it all adds up. he was or president for like eight years. president-elect trump is in the process of building his cabinet right now and it's going to be a...
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i got really good. >> jimmy: wow. >> jimmy: really? >> and then i was going into boys nationals and i had a meltdown. i literally lost to this kid with a mohawk. >> jimmy: oh. wow. >> and it was one of the -- i mean, it was terrifying, yeah. >> jimmy: was he intimidating? >> yeah, i was -- i had been afraid of him for years, actually. >> jimmy: what? >> my dad was like, look out for this kid. and i was like, no, no, i can beat him. >> jimmy: your dad did not help you. >> i know, right? >> jimmy: this reminds me of when rocky fought clubber lang in a way. "karate kid" moment. >> jimmy: the mohawk what is i'm thinking of. yeah, mr. t and the karate kid. that drove you out of squash? >> i was done. >> jimmy: did that kid go on to become a professional squash player? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: that's what you should be searching on, instead of juggling videos. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. i don't think i've ever seen anyone play squash, never mind -- >> yeah the other danger of player is sadly you make about the amount you
i got really good. >> jimmy: wow. >> jimmy: really? >> and then i was going into boys nationals and i had a meltdown. i literally lost to this kid with a mohawk. >> jimmy: oh. wow. >> and it was one of the -- i mean, it was terrifying, yeah. >> jimmy: was he intimidating? >> yeah, i was -- i had been afraid of him for years, actually. >> jimmy: what? >> my dad was like, look out for this kid. and i was like, no, no, i can beat him. >>...
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and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. so thank you very much. speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today? there was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of people's profiles to indicate they were deceased. even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. this was real. "remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find comfort in the things others shad celebrate his life." police arrested the wigglevoss twins immediately. is that really what you do when we die? are we supposed to worry about how many likes wet got? if someone likes when it you die, is that a good thing? my ass
and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. thank you. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you really for everything. for those of you who served in our armed forces, happy veterans [ cheers and applause ] because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. so thank you very much. speaking of...
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nic wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny you bring up joe biden, joe biden was the only visitor with secret service detail who went to the bathroom >> yeah. imagine you're in the lobby -- >> jimmy: he peed in the lobby? what an animal! >> you know how bad the broadway lines are. the line wraps around into the lobby. there's joe biden waiting. we're like, you can come backstage. he's like, no, waving to the urinals, he's just joe. >> jimmy: spectacular. >> isn't that crazy? >> jimmy: that is pretty crazy. you were in mexico, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the mood there? thought everyone. >> i was in th
>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nic wife and i backstage to say hello after "hamilton," which was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden...
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>> no. >> jimmy: good answer. [ applause ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. >> i need to talk to you about something really serious. >> jimmy: should i ask them to leave? >> uh -- well, plug your ears, people. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> okay. i need you to stop telling kids' parents to take their candy away. >> jimmy: oh. you don't like that, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have your parents ever taken your candy away? >> no, but jimmy, it's not nice. ? i'm feeling intimidated right now. [ laughter ] >> you may not like candy. but we love candy. >> jimmy: oh, i love candy, as a matter of fact. that's why i want to eat all of it. >> how would you feel if your wife came up to you one day and said, hey jimmy, i spent all your money! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good point. >> you'd probably cry. you'd probably throw a tan actual. you might even swear a little bit. you're not one of our children. you're not one of our human chirp, you're much too intelligent. i think you may have been sent here. >> i'm from planet canada. [
>> no. >> jimmy: good answer. [ applause ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. >> i need to talk to you about something really serious. >> jimmy: should i ask them to leave? >> uh -- well, plug your ears, people. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> okay. i need you to stop telling kids' parents to take their candy away. >> jimmy: oh. you don't like that, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have your parents ever taken your candy away? >> no,...
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>> no. >> jimmy: good answer. [ applause ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. >> i need to talk to you about something really serious. >> jimmy: really? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: should i ask them to leave? >> uh -- well, plug your ears, people. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> okay. i need you to stop telling kids' parents to take their candy away. >> jimmy: oh. you don't like that, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have your parents ever taken your candy away? >> no, but jimmy, it's not nice. ? i'm feeling intimidated right now. [ laughter ] >> you may not like candy, you may not like candy. but we love candy. >> jimmy: oh, i love candy, as a matter of fact. that's why i want to eat all of it. >> how would you feel if your wife came up to you one day and said, hey jimmy, i spent all your money! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good point. >> you'd probably cry. you'd probably throw a tan actual. you might even swear a little bit. >> jimmy: what planet are you from? [ laughter ] you're not one of our children. you're not one of our human
>> no. >> jimmy: good answer. [ applause ] >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. >> i need to talk to you about something really serious. >> jimmy: really? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: should i ask them to leave? >> uh -- well, plug your ears, people. >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> okay. i need you to stop telling kids' parents to take their candy away. >> jimmy: oh. you don't like that, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have your parents...
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thanks, jimmy! >> jimmy: that looks like fun. earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored country music's brightest stars with trophies. later on we'll punish those very same stars with an all-country music edition of "mean tweets." first we have a cautionary tale for you. for lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway. the man's he made the nauz because according to the story, he bought a shower stool from ikea. once he got home and sat on it something unpleasant happened. when he sat down, a key part of his body became stuck in one of the holes. [ audience groaning ] i know. it's a hard story to hear. rather than just tell you about it we enlisted the help of a young singer named justin moore who was kind enough to give voice to this terrible tale of a ? ? down in nor ? down in norway town there lived a lad ? ? he went by the name klaus jorstad ? ? took an ikea chair into the shower sat on it about an hour ? ? see the holes and all the love klaus left all that perman
thanks, jimmy! >> jimmy: that looks like fun. earlier tonight on the cmas, we honored country music's brightest stars with trophies. later on we'll punish those very same stars with an all-country music edition of "mean tweets." first we have a cautionary tale for you. for lovers of both music and affordable furniture, i came across a story recently online about a man from norway. the man's he made the nauz because according to the story, he bought a shower stool from ikea. once...
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>> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what scary vacation? like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of people and -- >> jimmy: that seems to be like a new vacation for a family. >> it was -- well it was just us, and i brought her friends and it was -- >> jimmy: how cool are you? that's awesome. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: so you tracked her down there? >> so i tracked her and her friends. i don't think they know that i'm still tracking them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they know now. >> now they know, because they're backstage. >> jimmy: did you know where her friends are too? and i track them. [ laughter ] but she -- so i feel -- it gives me a lot of co
>> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary vacation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what scary vacation? like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of...
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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. if you're too cheap to buy a bowl of candy it's hide in the house with the lights off. i'm dressed as an eagle, american eagle. since the election is neck week our theme is halloween. it's america. it's not halloween -- it is halloween. guillermo what are you tonight? >> guillermo >> jimmy: the liberty bell? [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now? is that what's going on? >> trying to lose weight. >> jimmy: are you feeling amorous? i see. there's a big crack in the liberty bell. what happened? was the liberty bell drinking tequila before work? >> guillermo: yeah, you got that right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, all right. a lot of people have been saying he's the taco bell, he is not, mt. rushmore. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: thank you very much. >> dicky: our band leader cleto is uncle sam. captain america. jonathan, what are you? >> american flag. >> jimmy: you're the american flag, all right. [ cheers and applause ] the white house. what are you? >> apple pie. >> ji
>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. if you're too cheap to buy a bowl of candy it's hide in the house with the lights off. i'm dressed as an eagle, american eagle. since the election is neck week our theme is halloween. it's america. it's not halloween -- it is halloween. guillermo what are you tonight? >> guillermo >> jimmy: the liberty bell? [ cheers and applause ] are you ringing right now? is that what's going on? >> trying to lose weight. >> jimmy:...
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and iks was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny you bring up joe biden, joe biden was the only visitor with secret service detail who went to the bathroom in the lobby. imagine you're in the lobby -- >> jimmy: he peed in the lobby? what an animal! >> you know how bad the broadway lines are. the line wraps around into the lobby. there's joe biden waiting. we're like, you can come backstage. he's like, no, waving to the urinals, he's just joe. >> jimmy: spectacular. >> isn't that crazy? >> jimmy: that is pretty crazy. you were in mexico, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the mood there? thought that you tist everyone. >> i was in the air electi
>> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time i saw you was in new york. you were very nice to invite my wife and iks was fantastic. i'm sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. i was wondering, there weren't a lot of people waiting to come say hello. when you're in that situation, just done a three-hour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, i've got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something? >> it's funny you...