mmm-mmm. uh-huh." and i go, "boy, i'll never do that." and her i am doin' it! >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> interesting. >> do you-- do you watch our show, frequently? >> yes, i do. i like your show. >> good! thank you. >> but that's the problem with doing it, because i think i'm watching it. >> mmm-hmm. >> and then... [ laughter ] i find out that i'm here listening. >> that's interesting. >> and i have to answer the questions. it's not-- yes. >> in other words, it's like you're watching the show now, and you don't feel like a-a-a participant, in it? that's interesting. well, you are here. >> well-- i am? >> yeah. sure. >> you were good, charles. >> i was all right. but it-- how many years was i nervous? [ some laughter ] remember how nervous i used to be? >> he was-- now, really. this is true. >> for many years. isn't it true? because-- >> abs-- >> i love you. i'm in awe of you. >> absolutely. >> and i-i was a mess. >> he would come on-- >> it's true. wasn't i? >> yes. >> and absolutely be a basket case. >> and it takes a long time. and you're wonderful. >> okay. >

that's-- >> mmm. maybe. >> an exc-- that's an exciting field. >> mmm-hmm. >> really exciting. somebody said-- i read, in the paper, you were back in washington.>> >> uh-huh. >> and met the president and the first lady? >> yeah! >> tell us-- tell me about that. how'd that-- how'd that happen? >> well, you see, he-he works for the lung association, too. >> mmm-hmm. >> and, um, we, um-- i think i'm the youth ambassador. and, um, we went there and met him. it was really-- we went in the oval office. >> right. >> it was really great. >> yeah, tell me about it. >> well-- >> what's it look like? did ya-- was it like you saw in pictures? >> it's big and round. >> uh-uh. [ laughter ] kinda oval-shaped. >> yeah. uh-huh. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> and, um, it was great. did he show ya the phones? the hotline, and all that? did you see the-- >> yeah. >> the red tel-- the red telephone? >> yeah. >> whaddya got, there? >> jellybeans. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> want one? >> did you, uh-- >> thank you. >> did you just sneak a handful, or did he give ya some? >> no, he gave me a whole jar. >>

grady: mmm, mmm, mmm. so that's why this place would be just fine, since that heathenous fred isn't here. oh. well, you see, um... i'm afraid you can't have your bible meetings here. and he said if you were to come over here askin' about having a bible meeting, that i was to say no. so i'm sayin' no. look, sucker... the lord sent this heavenly opportunity to put some holiness into this house. that's why he sent fred to st. louis. and the lord is tellin' me to get the show on the road. well, i don't know what the lord said, but fred said no bible meetings. and since i'm in charge, i'm saying no bible meetings. you know what you doin'? you doin' the devil's work and interfering with god's mission! you're just like that heathen fred. you're an unholy sinner and a heathenous, foul philistine. ok, i'll get some sticks and stones and break your bones. and the name that'll hurt you will be esther. now, i don't like to strike a woman, but if i'm forced to defend myself, i will. and let the chips fall where they ma

>> certainly. >> i have a lotta plants-- >> mmm-hmm. >> and they're-they're, like, in limbo. they're all healthy. they're-- >> why? because they leave early? >> huh? >> do they all want to leave early? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> no. no, but they're-they're-the-- like, in 1970 and 1977-- seriously-- they're the same. they don't grow, very much. and, if i go to the east, to my friends' apartments, the r-- the green seems >> well, do you ever give them any food? [ some laughter ] >> plant-- do you feed your plants? >> yeah, i do a fish, uh-- that fish dab-- that fish and mulching. >> thing you-- yeah, after which you have to put clothes peg on your nose. >> i know. but, i mean-- >> yeah, but there are other fertilizers. there are new kinds. i-i don't think you've sort of kept up with the times. here's a kind you mix into the soil, that lasts for six months. >> we made that, last time you were on the show. >> last time, on the show. >> i do all this, myself. i got 43 plants. just that they're in limbo is good enough for me, you know what i mean? aren't you? [ laughter ] >> cert

." >> mmm. >> he had never done a motion picture, before. and it hasn't seemed-- >> no, he seems-- >> have phased him, at all, and-- >> i would just get confused, because i dunno what you draw-- you know, it's-it's so confusing, anyway-- the-the line between reality and fantasy and-- >> yeah. >> and whatever. and-and, when you're a kid and, uh-- i don't know. >> yeah. >> i don't think i'd-- i-i-i-- >> well, people always say, "would ya like to go back and do it all over, again?" >> oh, god, no. >> why? weren't y-- wasn't it a happy childhood? or were you confused? well, i dunno! >> my mom. um-- >> there's nothing wrong. i mean, this is not-- ya know, you don't have to beat up your parents-- >> no, but-- >> to say you were unhappy or happy. >> it's a-- it's tough to be a kid, now, don't you think? it's much harder. i mean, in those days, things were even slower. "way back then." >> well, when we were around, there weren't many kids. >> that's right! [ laughter ] >> just the two of us! >> just a few ki-- couple o' kids. uh-- >> no, i don't thi

mmm. mmm! oh, boy! mmm mmm yum! oh, it's... this is some lunch, huh, viv? mmm mmm! i'll say! this is almost better than sex. almost? uh-huh. wait'll you taste this. huh? yeah? i see what you mean. mmm! oh! oh! you know, the thing that drives me crazy, viv, is that while we're cooped up in this house with... where's the drawn butter? huh? vivian, there's no more drawn butter! here it is. no more drawn butter! here, here, here! easy, easy, easy! while we're sitting here, cooped up with nothing to do-- uh-huh? boy, that really gave me a start. oh. those two clowns are out on that lake having the time of their lives, laughing, joking. lemen, welcome to the homiest jail in vermont. officer-- will you shut up, arthur?! walter, i resent your attitude. you're the one that was speeding, you know. speeding?! i was only going four miles over the limit! please, fellas, just slow it, just slow it. easy, easy, easy-- walter: leave me alone, arthur! ay up, you know- now, listen, where we come from-- pal, i know all about where you come from. it's the same place i ran away from-- new york, r

mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. what do we have here? and chitlin dip? indeed. i suppose that you want my first-class ceremony. no, rev, i think we'll be traveling "tourist" today. [ knock on door ] [ humming softly ] grampa! [ slurring ] well, michael! how are you? what? somebody having a party? gramps! what's going on here? who's the party for? it's for [coughs] -- it's for you, gramps. get me some black coffee, and make sure we have plenty of it! gramps, they'll be no singing. come on, now, gramps. come on in here. gramps, you got to shape up. you're getting married in 10 minutes. i can't get married, j.j. what are you talking about? your grandfather is a failure. you can't say that about my grandfather. they turned down my invention. turned it down? better than mine. and the japanese are bringing in one with an a.m. and f.m. radio. well, gramps, a lot of inventors have failed. i mean, look at edison. it took him years to teach that dog to talk into a victrola. here's your coffee. hey, y'all better hurry up, 'cause the reverend's eating all the caviar. j.j.,

both: mmm, mmm, mmm. do you think that she might do something silly? like jump off a bridge? oh, i hope not. maybe she'll run away and join the wax. maybe. but there's one thing we gotta do, grady. we gotta tell her. yeah. we owe it to her to tell her. we owe her that much. [knock on door] if that's her now, we'll tell her. right. [knock on door] that's the least we can do. hi, lamont. hi, judy. hi, grady. have you had your lunch yet? i fixed you vienna franks and tomato sauce. you wanna smell? uh, no, thanks. i have a cold. oh, i'm sorry to hear that. uh, judy? uh, before you go into the kitchen, uh, i wanna talk at you for a minute. just--just give me the pot. come over here for a minute. sit down. make yourself comfortable. i'll just put this over here. uh, judy... there's something i think you should know. me? now, you tell her. no, i think you should tell her. somebody tell me. oh, well, ok. i'll tell her. uh, here--judy... did you ever see a movie called lawrence of arabia? [shouting] would you stop with the movies and tell her? ok. all righty. ok. i--i'll tell her. it'

mmm. mmm. mmm! timmy, it's awful. up yours, jijiy. the first and 15th if those knuckle-draggers aren't lying. like i understand what you just said. all for the noble cause. which is what? what? what's the noble cause? i don't know any noble causes, mouse. it's not important, is it? what? there you u . -slide that soup back over here. -sure. i haven't eaten all day. yeah, you were s sing. - i feel light-headed. - you sleeping all right? oh, pretty much. i got some situations. another situation. um, anyway-- those are keeping g u up? um, no, not really. you know, you just-- you get upset and so forth and-- how do you like that, the penance without the pleasure, huh? oh, , ah. that's what it feels like. you wanna get outta here, mouse? um-- yeah, maybe. maybe we should go. sure. you know, i got my car right out front. you wanna leave your car if you're feeling light-headed? probably should. what'll i say if somebody calls? gs'lget shoved in his belly or get shoved up his ass, and we'll see if it works. see if his ass works?? you wanna ge

mmm! mmm! mmm! lululululu! oh, sir, this will assure him of a college education... or at least a hamburger and some onion rings. until next week, sir, nanu. $1.30? [ humming "superman" theme ] it's been about two and a half hours since we've seen "superman." i think it's about time you guys came in for a landing. just 'cause you're a girl, we won't make fun of you. you can fly just like we can. yeah, mind. lots of women can fly. there was tinkerbell. there was grace slick. there was amelia earhart. she still may be up there, but her luggage always arrived. even the wright brothers came down for milk and cookies, mearth. so, you liked your first movie, huh, mearth? i really did enjoy the movie. that's correct. and mommy has one job. correct. and daddy watches "general hospital." no comment. gee, you know something? i hope, when i grow up, i'll be just like superman. i thought you wanted to be just like me. why? take it out real slow, son. real slow. your dad's wonderful. that's all right. i'll take it over. son, now, i have lots of wonderful qualities. i'm prompt. i'

black car, the most incredible automobile ever invented." >> mmm. >> now, that's the premise. there's a show called "silver spoons," with ricky schroder. stars as "a lad, more mature, in years, than his rich but irresponsible father." we have a show called "gavilan" coming out, "about "a former cia operative who can't get dangerous living out of his system. a man who uses many gadgets to keep him out of trouble." [ laughter ] the night that goes on, won't ya? >> yeah. >> i wanna see that. [ laughter ] >> "the power of matthew star." this is about "a seemingly ordinary high school teenager, who is actually from another planet and possesses telekinetic powers." an-- "bring 'em back alive." now, remember-- >> right. >> who that was? >> frank buck. >> "based on the exploits of big game trapper frank buck." uh, "mama malone." oh, that's on cbs. the "bring 'em back alive." they also have "mama malone." this is about "the widow of an irishman, television cooking show, from the kitchen of her brooklyn apartment." [ some laughter ] let's see. they also have a show called, uh, "the good

mmm-mmm, thank you. oh, that was a fine supper, mary. thank you. would you like to have your coffee in the living room by the fireplace? well, now, that's another good idea. it surely is. here, let me help you. you know, how it got to be that way? no. i just up and told barney. oh. i'm glad. i'm glad, too. ( everyone talking at once ) folks, let me have your attention. let me have your attention. now, here's the plan, see? i figure andy and mary have probably just about finished their supper, see, so we'll give them another hour. and then we'll all march in and we'll yell "surprise!" ( soothing jazz music playing ) oh, this is the nicest, quietest evening i've spent in i don't know how long. mm-hmm. ( sighing ): real nice. oh, andy, would you look at that beautiful full moon. mm-hmm! isn't that something? well, it's kind of a shame to waste that. wanna take a drive? that's a wonderful idea. and we can take my car and put the top down. why don't we do that? okay! ( whispering ): quiet, quiet, quiet... shh. now, i'm going to count three and then we'l

mmm. i know angela and peaches from vice. a cop in a sector car saw them working the corner a couple minutes before this happened. - we know nothin' about this. - are you angela or peaches? - peaches. - we got a sector car that puts you here. 't do nothin'. -so you dress like that for comfort then. charge us for solicitation, you gotta catch us in the act, pretty boy. i don't know. who is he, peaches? i don't recognize him. you don't, huh? i don't recognize him. see, now, i can check that out, peaches. 'cause i know this guy's name is willie lopez. and i will ask every single person on this stroll here if they have ever seen you and him in conversation. first yes, and you're a collar for impeding a homicide investigation. why don't you guys bother someone else? 'cause we wanna bother you two. i told diane we didn't see it. we heard the shots, we turned around the corner and saw the guy over willie with a gun. evil ho! we're going to the station house. we told you what you wanted. now you're gonna help us put a name to the guy

mmm-mmm ? ? just looking out of the window ? ? good times ? ? anytime you need a payment ? ? good times ? ? anytime you need a friend ? ? good times ? ? anytime you're out from under ? ? not getting hassled, not getting hustled ? ? keeping your head above water ? ? making a wave when you can ? ? temporary layoffs ? ? easy credit rip-offs ? ? good times ? ? scratching and surviving ? ? good times ? ? hanging in a chow line ? ? good times ? ? ain't we lucky we got 'em? ?

mmm... ? ? ? ? mmm... ? (phone chimes) ? a sigh went across my bones ? (knocking) ? didn't i tell you, shut the door? ? come in. been a while. it has. i heard you had a conversation with an old friend of mine. i did. he said that you reached out to him. is that true? say it was. okay, well, do you know what would happen to you if a parole officer knew that you were hanging out with tall boy? tall boy neither am i. not no more. okay, but you asked me for my help. and now i know better. you can't help me. really? you think you know everything. you don't. you just walked into a criminal's apartment in the middle of the night. a basement apartment. you can shoot a gun down here-- nobody'll hear it. it's not your world. it's mine. it's where i have to live, and it's where i have to survive. you saying this? because this world's not safe. not for me. and especially not for you. so get out. while you still can. (loud crashing) (exhales) it's now or never, doc. ? what did you wish on that storm? ? ? was it worth it ? ? not a lot left to see ? ? won't you let them in their on

leeta: mmm... mmm! ll, the truth is not everyone can be a dabo girl. first of all you have to be able to wear the clothes and believe me, that's not easy. you have to be able to calculate odds in your head very quickly you need a very supple wrist... like this. dabo. dax: ...end of the federation since the day it was founded. trust me. i know. oh, hi! leeta, what a surprise. care to join us? we were just about to take a reyamilk soak. maybe later. worf. worf. bashir. it's none of our business. are you defending her actions? i am not defending anything but it's not my business or yours. now, what do you say we go sign out a couple of floaters and take in the sights? i cannot. the essentialists are having a rally and i plan to attend. (sighs) you're kidding. you're not kidding. don't these people have anything better to do? perhaps you underestimate the power of fullerton's message. the plot thickens. and you were worried about julian. why are he and leeta not together? i don't know, but don't jump to conclusions. this place is a bad influence on people.

mmm... ? ? ? ? mmm... ? (phone chimes) ? a sigh went across my bones ? (knocking) ? didn't i tell you, shut the door? ? come in. been a while. it has. i heard you had a conversation with an old friend of mine. i did. he said that you reached out to him. is that true? say it was. okay, well, do you know what would happen to youf a parole officer knew that you were hanging out with tall boy? tall boy neither am i. not no more. okay, but you asked me for my help. and now i know better. you can't help me. really? you think you know everything. you don't. you just walked into a criminal's apartment in the middle of the night. a basement apartment. you can shoot a gun down here-- nobody'll hear it. it's not your world. it's mine. it's where i have to live, and it's where i have to survive. are you saying this? because this world's not safe. not for me. and especially not for you. so get out. while you still can. (loud crashing (exhales) it's now or never, doc. ? what did you wish on that storm? ? ? was it worth it ? ? not a lot left to see ? ? won't you let them in their o

mmm! i do love children especially with a b?arnaise sauce. come in. allow me to demonstrate. see how nicely it blends in with your decor? which, by the way, is lovely. oh, thank you. it was designed by i. m. pie. well, why don't you take a look hmm. is this one of those deals where you give me a great price on the gingerbread and then kill me on the frosting? our price includes all extras and you could win a trip to hawaii. oh! harvey? sabrina! oh, no, you ate a bad bean and died, too? what're the odds of that? harvey, you're not dead but you will be if we don't get you out of here. but i haven't touched the stuffed pork chops. listen, that woman is wicked. you wouldn't say that if you had her pralines. an awesome cook. she's going to cook you. see? "monday, hansel. tuesday, gretel. wednesday, harv..." "harvey"?! let's get out of here. does this sweater make me look fat? oh, i see you two have met. he is so cute i could just eat him up with a spoon. ( chuckles ) i wanted to ask you the price of the candy cane rain gutters. oh, well, i just put some on the house. why don't you

so, now what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna add our rum. >> mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. >> we're gonna get a lot of rum in there. what i want to do is i want to make a real dramatic impact. >> okay. >> so, guys, can we lower the lights? >> and i'm gonna step back just a little. >> yeah, you step back. ready? >> let's see. ooh! >> look at that. now, ordinary nonstick, you can't do that. >> no. >> our nonstick goes up to 850 degrees. >> oh. >> look at that. >> aw, it's beautiful. we want to plate this over. >> that looks good. >> nothing is sticking, all right? of course i'm gonna plate it up over some ice cream. >> oh, my word. >> now, look at that. >> [ gasps ] >> all right, now, i know you only care about the food at this point, but look at my pan. i have flamb?ed it. i've put marshmallows in here. i put chocolate in here. >> wow. >> i torched it. >> i know. the pan was literally on fire. >> and now it's clean as a whistle, and i could start cooking again if i wanted to. >> announcer: get your very own square pan, and that's not all. we'll include this handy steam rack. create a healthy and fla

. >> stephen: mmm-- >> you know, i mean, after the show, you stopped by to tell me how great it was to have me on the show. >> stephen: doesn't sound like me. >> well, i don't think i want to say what that says about a host who can't remember his guests. >> stephen: well, i would like to say, that i say, i would love for you to say what is says, because i think it says won't say what it says. >> say it! >> stephen: it says you're uncool. >> this is a vintage sweater. i challenge you to settle this like gentleman!

mmm, feeling better? much. after spending last night in an airport in a snowstorm, that's just what i needed -- a good, hot shower. i wish i could take another. [ water running ] oh, we forgot. you had one more wish left. [ chuckles ] hi, sweetheart! hi, honey. oh, is something the matter? yeah. larry and i ran into an important client today, and i couldn't remember the man's name... and he knew it. that happens to everyone once in a while. it's natural. well, it's been happening too often, i'm going to do something about it. in fact, i already have. i bought this book. i read the first two chapters on the train. it's fascinating. oh! "instant memory can be yours." that's nice. you start your homework. i'll start dinner. "chapter three." [ ding! ] ah, testing your memory, dear? do you remember me? i wouldn't mind forgetting you, endora. a perfect memory! that's ridiculous. what's so ridiculous about it? well, the ability to forget is very important to you mortals. you do so many stupid things, a perfect memory

black car, the most incredible automobile ever invented." >> mmm. >> now, that's the premise. there's a show called "silver spoons," with ricky schroder. stars as "a lad, more mature, in years, than his rich but irresponsible father." we have a show called "gavilan" coming out, "about "a former cia operative who can't get dangerous living out of his system. a man who uses many gadgets to keep him out of trouble." the night that goes on, won't ya? >> yeah. >> i wanna see that. [ laughter ] >> "the power of matthew star." this is about "a seemingly ordinary high school teenager, who is actually from another planet and possesses telekinetic powers." an-- "bring 'em back alive." now, remember-- >> right. >> who that was? >> frank buck. >> "based on the exploits of big game trapper frank buck." uh, "mama malone." oh, that's on cbs. the "bring 'em back alive." they also have "mama malone." this is about "theow who broadcasts an offbeat television cooking show, from the kitchen of her brooklyn apartment." [ some laughter ] let's see. they also have a show called, uh, "the good witch

zohala. ♪ mmm... ♪ ♪ mmm... (phone chimes) ♪ a sigh went across my bones (knocking) ♪ didn't i tell you, shut the door? ♪ come in. been a while. it has. i heard you had a conversation with an old friend of mine. i did. he said that you reached out to him. is that true? say it was. okay, well, do you know what would happen to you if a parole officer knew that you were hanging out with tall boy? tall boy is not your problem. neither am i. not no more. okay, but you asked me for my help. and now i know better. you can't help me. really? you think you know everything. you don't. you just walked into a criminal's apartment in the middle of the night. a basement apartment. you can shoot a gun down here-- nobody'll hear it. it's not your world. it's mine. it's where i have to live, and it's where i have to survive. why are you saying this? because this world's not safe. not for me. and especially not for you. so get out. while you still can. (loud crashing) (exhales) it's now or never, doc. ♪ what did you wish

mmm-mmm. wonderful! i think of her, and i'm the lusty one. well, if what you say is true -- it's very true. well, then, uh, if that is the case, then you and miss ashton-wilkes, or rather, mrs... jagawala. ...have a great deal to discuss. she speaks of you as her new good friend, and she does not provide her address. you will arrange that i see her, yeah? i would have to verify your account. davenport. she must have come back to talk to jesus. i don't like this, man. gonna look like we followed her. but we didn't. no, we just listened in to her conversation. accidentally. hehe she's leaving. you go on in. flush him out the back. morning! i left some laundry about a week ago. can't find my ticket. what color was the bag? purple. name's washington. i think i see it. that's it, jesus. [ tires screech, horn honks ] all right! put it down, jesus! on the ground. on the ground! do it! come on! hey, what we got here? what are you doing? what are you gonna do with that tape? what is it, your favorite salsa group? nobody's gonna destroy the evidence. i

mmm. mmm. i'm just happier now. i was afraid of that. mind if i skip dinner and go straight to bed? unfortunately, it's not the one i'm having. the only thing i'm taking to bed... is this. 500 pages, not including flow charts. good night. 17-years-old, in her third trimester, no idea she's pregnant. welcome to the real world. every year. they're emotionally and physically unprepared. and you can forget about pre-natal care. most of them have never even heard of it. that's terrible. and eastman doesn't have a special educational program to help these kids? not as yet. but if that's a suggestion, it's a good one. well, it just makes sense. between pregnancy and diseases, it's a sexual minefield out there for teenagers. thank god doogie's still a virgin. excuse me. doogie-- don't say it, mom, just don't say it. do you realize how long it has taken me to build up any credibility at all in this hospital? because of my age. and now you come along and in a couple of weeks you ruin it all. you're ruining everything. i want you to quit. dr. howser, emergency room stat. dr. howser, emergency

mmm! gimme some of that coffee! how'd you sleep last night? not a wink, man. i was up at 2:00, up at 3:00. packing. where's henry? we're meeting him at the station house. i said to myself, "get me out of that car. get me out of that job. get me somewhere that matters." come on. we'll take it in the car. "oh, my heart is in the highlands. "my heart is not here. "my heart is in the highlands... a-chasin' the deer." [ laughs ] white man, early 30s, medium-length brown hair, blue windbreaker. white male, medium height, 150 pounds, medium-length brown hair, blue windbreaker. there will be a bunch of boy scouts in the house today. the captain will be talking to them at 1100 hours on law enforcement as a career. anyone who would like to attend is -- law enforcement as a hobby? that's in your case, flaherty. ...is welcome. thank you, lieutenant. i would like you all to read and pay attention to the recommendations regarding the carrying of a second or backup gun. you must have the registration and permission in your file, and you must qualify with this gun as well as

mmm... ? ? ? ? mmm... ? (phone chimes) ? a sigh went across my bones ? (knocking) ? didn't i tell you, shut the door? ? come in. been a while. it has. i heard you had a conversation with an old friend of mine. i did. he said that you reached out to him. is that true? say it was. okay, well, do you know what would happen to you if a parole officer knew that you were hanging out with tall boy? tall boy neither am i. not no more. okay, but you asked me for my help. and now i know better. you can't help me. really? you think you know everything. you don't. you just walked into a criminal's apartment in the middle of the night. a basement apartment. you can shoot a gun down here-- nobody'll hear it. it's not your world. it's mine. it's where i have to live, and it's where i have to survive. e you saying this? because this world's not safe. not for me. and especially not for you. so get out. while you still can. (loud crashing) (exhales) it's now or never, doc. ? what did you wish on that storm? ? ? was it worth it ? ? not a lot left to see ? ? won't you let them in their

mmm... ? ? ? ? mmm... ? (phone chimes) ? a sigh went across my bones ? (knocking) ? didn't i tell you, shut the door? ? come in. been a while. it has. i heard you had a conversation with an old friend of mine. i did. he said that you reached out to him. is that true? say it was. okay, well, do you know what would happen to you if a parole officer knew that you were hanging out with tall boy? tall boy neither am i. not no more. okay, but you asked me for my help. and now i know better. you can't help me. really? you think you know everything. you don't. you just walked into a criminal's apartment in the middle of the night. a basement apartment. you can shoot a gun down here-- nobody'll hear it. it's not your world. it's mine. it's where i have to live, and it's where i have to survive. because this world's not safe. not for me. and especially not for you. so get out. while you still can. (loud crashing) (exhales) it's now or never, doc. ? what did you wish on that storm? ? ? was it worth it ? ot a lot left to see ? ? won't you let them in their only? ? ot a lot left

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the british press, when they get on your case-- >> mmm. >> are vicious. if you think some o' the tabloids here-- you oughta go to england and watch a thing called, they really do. anyway, there's a lotta speculation heating up, between the royal marriage-- between the future king of england and the princess of wales, diane. and, apparently, they went 37 days, recently, without spending a single night together. wow, she was doing-- ya know, they were doing -- apparently, the -- [ laughter ] whatever. you know, they have official duties and-- >> sure. >> but, 37-- [ laughter ] what the hell's funny about that? [ laughter ] or maybe she wasn't doing her official duties. [ laughter ] aha! i get it. see, my mind doesn't work that way. [ laughter ] now, some o' the people say that one o' the problems is their age difference. diana is 26. she likes shopping, going to rock concerts. charles is 38. he likes putting on a kilt and doing fly fishing, i guess. [ laughter ] now, tho-those-those people in england who support charles say that di and those who support di

to a herd of 435,000 cows. >> mmm. >> each year! uh, mcdonald's, annually, the weight of five saturn v rockets. [ laughter ] reagan likes those things. [ imitating reagan ] well, if you-- if you pile them all up, they'd be a-- a saturn rocket. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. they sell three point four billion buns, enough to circle the globe [ imitating reagan ] eight point seven times. [ laughter ] now, here's a-- here's a strange statistic. a new mcdonald's opens every 18 hours, somewhere in the world. >> wow. >> in the time it takes ay i'm reading, right now, mcdonald's has sold about 2000 hamburgers. just in that period of 10 seconds. the original ronald mcdonald-- do you know who that was? >> no. >> i did not know. >> it's on a trivia game. >> nbc "today show" weather man willard scott. [ some laughter ] was the first-- >> yeah. >> wouldn't willard be a little large to be ronald? >> yes. >> now, if you invested in mcdonald's, some years ago, in 1965, 100 shares of mcdonald's stock were worth $2250. today, their value-- $19

mmm. was it real low-calorie? oh, no. the new cop with anticrime. - morning. - [ medavoy ] hiya, james. hi. you okay, diane? you look under the weather. yeah, i'm okay. so, the chief of d's addressed the d.e.a. meeting last night. - i snuck a look at his advance promotions list. - oh, is that right? bobby's making first grade. yeah? you know, they change those lists, james. yeah, i know. he and simone caught on the way in. then it's me. okay, work it with diane. - sure. - you feeling all right? guess from what i look like, someone should put a bullet in my ear. what's going on? d.o.a.'s frank sportelli. fifty-five. shot in the head. that's the address on his driver's license. no one else is in the house. anyone see anything? if they did, they're not talking about it. all right. what can you tell me about him? that was his aunt's house, his mother's sister. his parents lived next door. are they alive? they've been dead, like, 25 years. and his aunt died a year after her sister, which was sport's mother. sport lived

mmm-mmm. oh, boy. hey, hey, i think i got something. that ain't no little ordinary catfish. ! let's play him. come on. oh, look at that. you want him? let me have it, let me have it. look at that. he no more got his line in the water 'fore he caught hisself a fish. takes you longer than that, paw. sure does. sometimes i'll sit as much as half a day without even a nibble. yeah? you already got a nice one. and a pretty good size one, too, huh, paw? you'd better know it. you're a better man than i am. what's the matter? how's that? well, come on. i'm wise. you think you can butter me up-- make me feel real good-- and i'll ask my dad to go easy on you. well, it won't work, so just forget it! how do you like that? he just let him get away. the only one that got away. ( rock music playing ) hey, cut that racket out, will ya? i said quiet! quiet! for pete's sake. with that gosh awful racket going on? take it easy, deputy. i was just trying to amuse myself. i didn't know i was going to be stuck in some hick jail on a saturday night. well, that's just too bad about you, but it just so

mm-mmm. you know what guy i'm talking about. i thought you were talking about the guy with the red hair. looked like he recognized you. now he's trying to get over like he don't know you from adam. i'm sleeping with him, jimmy. yeah? yeah. you gonna give him a beating now? - you feel you covered all right? - guy's a full-on wacko. how do i know if it's gonna come back up? - i'm not sure what you're telling me, diane. - guy gives a beating... to some poor bastard minding his own business skating, doesn't even want me to call 911. [knocks] yeah. diane, i hope i didn't louse nothin' up for you in the park. i think it was all right, greg. yeah, i was... jogging out there with abby sullivan-- instead of having lunch. [sighs] maybe you need a conversation at o.c.c.b. - look to get off this. - i'm just reaching the guy. he's reaching you too. well, yeah-- yeah, he is. so-- oh, and they said it was gonna be all fun-- the job. don't try to laugh your feelings off, diane. all right. thanks, boss. yeah. you know, i pulled some kind of back

mmm. centuries ago out into the galaxy so we could learn about other races. when i was found, i looked very much like this. you were this small? mm-hmm. like a humanoid child, it will grow. its mass will increase as its shapeshifting abilities develop. as far as i can tell, it was exposed to a massive amount of tetryon radiation. i'm going to have to purge the isotopes with an electrophoretic diffuser. are you sure it poses no danger to us, constable? when i was first discovered, i didn't know what i was. i had no memory of where i was from. i didn't even know i had the ability to mimic other forms. why would the founders send such helpless creatures out into space? to find out if the species they encountered posed any threat. what better way to gauge another race than to see how it treats the weak and vulnerable. i see your point. how long before it is able to take humanoid form? several months. why? well, there's still a lot we don't know about your people. the changelings could provide starfleet with invaluable information about the dominion. with that bei

mmm. so what do you do when you're out with her? you eat your meal and hers? i just can't imagine her agenda. romance is off the table, yet she definitely indicated we'd be taking up a serious topic. well, maybe her mind changed on that romance topic. isn't that a aoman's option? no. she don't strike me iffy on her lesbianism. morning. hey, boss. seventh and "b." don will meet you at the scene. you caught me cheating. i never got to like chunky. you want us to get some of that plain? i'm better without the temptation. [ medavoy ] that's me as well. i've got motive in my nervousness, so i gotta deprive myself of opportunity. otherwise, he might murder mr. peanut. - seventh and "b." - right. that's dawkins with a "d"? alk about any others? do you mind if we come see him? appreciate it, valenzuela. yeah. nice going. husband called missing persons this mororng with a description fits our d.o.a. - says she never came home last night. marina dawkins. - can you reach the guy? missing persons is gonna have him come over. valenzuela at the 17th collared up on a skell l

ann is part of my name. >> yeah. >> mmm-hmm. >> so your daughters are edda fern? >> elda. >> elda fern. >> e-l-d-a. >> elda fern. >> elda fern. >> that was two girls i knew that i knew in texas and i loved both of them >> they do that a lot in the south, don't they in texas with the three names. >> yes, they do. yes, they do. >> and you know, like bobby jo, brisbane and-- >> that's right. >> kitty ann litter. [ laughter ] >> all kinds of names, uh-huh. >> now, hope, arkansas is how big a town? >> i think 10,000 and so. >> yeah? i grew up in a town about that size. that would be considered a-- >> i love it. now, i enjoyed l.a. today that pod rodgers took me all over this town. >> really? >> and i said, "pod--" >> who's pod? >> pod rodgersfr and that's when i started delivering papers-- was for pod rodgers. and today we went all over l.a. and i said, "i love it, it's pretty but i wouldn't trade my little house for the prettiest one up on that hill up there." >> is that right? >> i like privacy. i like my-- [ applause ] >> good for you. >> i like my backyard with my

mm-mmm. hey, pop, if you don't eat that, you're gonna insult carlotta. my doctor's got me on a strict diet. no garbage. would you stop it? listen, that stuff stinks. i didn't ask her to fix it, so don't expect me to eat it. hey, man, why don't you dig yourself? [knocking] hey! good morning, everybody. oh, no. another one. well, i don't know. i mean, carlotta's husband is moving here, so i figure we better get roberto signed up in school right away, you know? they might be here a long time. a long time here? in this house? pop. oh, it would be a pleasure. hey, you really mean that, mr. sanford? certainly, i mean it. certainly. julio: that's nice. as long as she cleans up the house and cooks for lamont, my house is yours. so, since my house is yours, uh, hurry and get to your windows and your floors. here you go, pop. here's something for the inventory. let's see. one tire, no whitewall. small hole in it. uh, got about 4 miles left on it. ok, i'd--i'd say 2 bucks. wrong. here you go. one custom-designed gorilla swing all right. what about this? oh, let's s

hey, what's that-- mmm-hmm. mmm-hmm. right away. big brother calls, something important. i have to go now. any information you could give illya will be much appreciated. oh, and i think he could use another plate of soup. o-oh, wait a minute. ah, see, listen. are those things very expensive? oh, no, ma'am. they're made in japan. oh-h. oh. eat, sam. [intercom buzzing] yeah. ow, just a minute. it says it's for you. yeah. illya, a man in a white suit. just across the street. [dramatic music] [music continues] [car door closes] [engine revving] ten cases of powdered milk, a crate of aspirin 500 pair of shoe laces? g that blaggard's bow again. we were in those boats for two days before we were picked up. 'it's a wonder no one died of exposure.' oh, quite, quite, quite. quite, sir, quite. the fact is, you and the six other sea captains are of the single mind in that respect. you mean this has happened before? - oh, yes. - i've heard nothing about it. well, that's really nobody's going around talking about it. news like that gets out the whole shipping business goes to the botto

mmm mmm comienza a tomar medidas frente a una oleada de deportaciones cuando el seÑor donald trump asuma la posiciÓn. >> para proteger nuestro estatus como ciudad santuario, estamos viendo cÓmo podemos dar mÁs ayuda a la comunidad inmigrante. >> un plan de apoyo y ayuda legal que plantea el supervisor david campos. para los inmigrantes que tengan casos pendientes con autoridades migratorias en san francisco. >> que estÉn tal vez, viendo la posibilidad de una deportaciÓn, que tengan representaciÓn legal. >> por eso, poco mÁs de dos meses que el presidente tome posesiÓn, supervisor campos, el alcalde de san francisco y el defensor pÚblico unen esfuerzos a favor de quienes podrÍan verse mÁs afectados. los inmigrantes. un programa similar con el apoyo legal que ofreciÓ san francisco a los niÑos que llegaron sin acompaÑamiento a este paÍs. >> estamos hablando y pensando de proveer representaciÓn legal universalmente a la comunidad inmigrante. >> el presidente donald trump, ha sido muy claro al seÑalar que estarÁ detrás de inmigrantes en la ciudad santuario. trabajamos para

and we copied down some of the more interesting-- >> mmm-hmm. >> things that happened to him. september 27th, 1910-- i already told ya-- fred is born, in lh is nhe that hll wakup, naked,in t. [ ughter ] peter lassally. [ laughter ] 1928, backstage, at the ziegfeld follies, 18-year-old fred sees his first naked woman and makes a major career decision-- he wants to be a naked woman, too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] 1932, young fred screws up his courage and asks a young lady for her hand.?c on planehethe no barf ba [ some laughter ]lahter ] he hasever experienced, in his young life-- gin, without that strange bathtub ring aftertaste. cheap hustler on the make. he is an immediate success. [ laughter ] 1951, fred directs the cult classic, ed fzong an elaborate series of rewards-- when bonzo doeme and three nawh does something right.? [ laughter ] 1986--mljanitheme alause ] inspired by alex haley, frey-- fred loo up his own ros and discovers he's so old, his family only goes [ laughter ] that's not all, fred. we have just a few photos-- professionally mounted photos-- [ laughter ] hi

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mmm. you have synophrys. in addition, you lack hair on the middle segments of your fingers and on the backs of your hands. all three of those conditions are recessive hereditary traits. sharing one in common does not prove a genetic relation, but sharing all three strongly suggests kinship. what does this have to do with my husband's death? it has to do with the confession of one gordie kasdan. pilot. he said he sabotaged your husband's chute. but we think he was covering for someone. holmes: he, like you, has a unibrow, he lacks hair on the middle segments of his fingers and on the backs of his hands. he's your father. watson: we think he confessed to sabotaging bennett's chute to protect you. are we right? the other day, when you said bennett had been shot, part of me was relieved. i hadn't killed him. why would you tamper with his chutes? my pregnancy hasn't been easy. lack of sleep, nausea, the hormones... that's not an excuse for trying to murder your husband. a couple weeks ago, i heard him talking on t

mm-mmm! fried chicken! now, this is the worst thing he should eat, really. bookman, aren't you forgetting something? oh, yeah -- doughnuts. [ laughs ] [ laughs ] j.j. give me that thing back. hold it! give me that thing. get out of here. out! i'm only trying to be a good egg. thanks a lot, humpty-dumpty. yeah, and take your old crabgrass with you. now, you got to stay calm, j.j. stay calm, now. you know about your condition, right? [ knock on door ] thelma, i don't have a condition. stop babying me, you know? [ scoffs ] oh, j.j., i just had to come over. i've been so worried about you. [ chuckles ] well, thanks a lot, mama, but i'm fine. yeah, he was fine. and to show you what good condition i'm in, i know this great little italian restaurant. we can go there and have some pizza. j.j., you can't be going out now, and you know pizza's not good for you. thelma, i know what's good for me. it happens to be this lady right here -- barb. i'm going to change my shirt, and i'll be right back. okay, baby. uh, barbara, may i ask you something personal? sure, thelma. i

mmm. what about a ukulele? i don't think you can ride a ukulele. i didn't mean that. i mean, uh, me. that i was thinking maybe i'd learn how to play one. oh, yeah? yeah. you know, play some of them nice songs like "home on the range," "south of your border." et." oh, yeah. modern stuff. mm-hmm. you ought to hear the songs i was brought up with. you young sprigs have missed out on a lot of good tunes. hey, hey, hey, hey. you hear what he's calling us here? you and me, young sprigs. [laughs] well, maybe to him we are young sprigs, huh, kels? and after all, maybe we are. sure. you know what i'm just thinking now? the times. mmm. i'll try to remember that. hey, listen, back at the house, that birthday cake back there. did they swallow it all? oh, no. they saved a big piece for you. yeah? come on! let's go get it. oh, that won't be necessary. you just hold on for a minute. huh? hey, come on in, gang! here we are! all: ? happy birthday to you ? ? happy birthday to you ? ? happy birthday, dear archie ? glenn miller played ? ? songs that made the hit parade ? ? guys like us w

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hey, mmm... that is delicious. in most states, it is. uh, uh, grady, can i see you for a minute in the kitchen? well, not now. can't you see i'm busy? now, you wouldn't disturb a master chef in his moment of glory, would you? no, but see, i-- you wouldn't disturb george washington carver when he was planting the peanut. no, but i-- you wouldn't disturb hank aaron when he was standing up at the plate. no, grady, but-- you wouldn't disturb the wright brothers when they were trying to fly. that's exactly what i want to talk to you about. the kitchen? hey, what's this about the wright brothers? well, it's the flying part that i want to talk to you about, grady. now, i don't know quite how to say this, but i don't think that was wild parsley in that salad you made. well, what do you think was in it? [quietly] marijuana. [shouts] marijuana! well, what are you, crazy anyway? ok, i tell you what i'll do. no, wait a minute, grady. you can't do that. they're the police. well, you don't think i'm gonna take your word for it, do you? you don't have

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