ooh, here comes aunt hilda and mr. kraft. ten bucks says he kisses her. 20 bucks says she throws up. and that is why i packed up everything i owned into my '72 dodge dart, and i just left muncie and headed for westbridge. uh-huh. good night. you know, i... had a wonderful time tonight, hilda. "a heavy heart, beloved year until i saw thy face." oh! would you look at the time! i really, really... isn't that your car rolling down the hill? oh, good lord! quick. she's coming. hey. what are you guys doing? "a heavy heart, beloved, i have borne from year to year..." hold me, willard. ( kissing sounds ) so this is my lowest moment. ( warbling note ) where'd kraft take you? there's a man who likes his beef fresh. no. he likes to know the price of cattle. we skipped dinner-- he's on a diet. whenever he's hungry, he drinks iced tea. he hasn't lost any weight, but at least he's jittery. is that a fun date for people your age? no! willard's one of those people who hit middle age and just forgot how to have fun. ( door slams ) hildegard a

i thought you despised mr. kraft. last time you went out with him, you came home and took a bath like meryl streep did in silkwood. yeah, but haven't you ever had a person in your life who you find truly revolting and the thought of them touching you makes you gag but you keep them around because they compliment you? that's what they teach in church. what am i going to do? just go down to the school and ask him to the dance. he'll get all mushy and say how he wishes he could go with you so you'll feel better, but you're in no danger of a date because you already know he's going with zelda. you come up with a good idea every now and again. i have to decide between harvey and dashiell by tomorrow, and i have no idea who i'm going to choose. what am i going to do? my dear, sweet, if not simple, sabrina haven't you learned anything from years of being under my tutelage? that squirrels are meaner than they look? no. use the agic-may ook-bay. of course. why didn't i think of that? look in the love section, underneath "king,

different. ( mr. kraft chuckling ) but she's not just different. i happen to know that she's a witch! all: you're a witch! you're a witch! no! ( screaming ) you're a witch! you're a witch! wait a minute! you're right i am a witch and i'm proud of being a witch because it means i can do this. ah, way to go, sabrina. now, all you have to do is walk through that door and face your ultimate and final fear. great. and if you find my nervous system anywhere around, i'd like it back. and now, to read from her essay, "how math applies to real life" ( clears throat ) "in the beginning, there was the word. "but in order to mark when the beginning was "we needed numbers "making math as big a part of life as language although not quite as big as tv." ( laughter ) "at first, math seemed so complicated i was afraid of it "but once i took the time to study, it wasn't scary "to me anymore, which proves that knowledge and experience are the best weapons against fear." thank you. whoo! whoo! quizmaster: great speech, sabrina. now you can finally face... your fear. w

kraft. happy thanksgiving, everyone. >> reporter: mr. robert kraft, our guest. back to you. >>thank you, and happy thanks g iving to you. >>> and the cbs evening news is next. scott pelley has more scott? >> reporter: david and lisa, great to be you with in boston. we are getting breaking news of a tennessee with as many as a dozen killed in a rollover accident. the latest on that and the trump transition on the cbs evening news. >> scott, thank you. >> we'll be right back after >>> here's something we are thankful for. big papi is opening up about retirement. >> in a note, he details his wake up call to get the kids at school and then to fenway for a workouts but he swears he is not coming back. he writes nobody believes me, not even my teammates thinking i will be showing up at spring training. i wish i could but my body won't do it anymore. getting old stinks. he didn't write stinks, but he said i didn't if i had future but now i have a home. >> it doesn't sound like he is coming back. >> if they throw $25 million at him. >>> it seems that we made a shift. >>> a little di

zelda: what can we do for you mr. kraft? um, well, uh, i heard you were chaperoning so i thought i'd drop off the dance rules. be careful driving home. our street tends to be slick. you know, i will be at the dance myself, and... i was just thinking you know, if the kids are under control, and... there's a slow dance...? especially watch the dip at the bottom of the hill. it's very dangerous. okay, i will. there's no... racketeering? we have to get dates, or you have to kill me. do you have any more money? we don't have enough for a tip. i think i'm wiped out. let me see. there. 50 cents. think it's the thought that counts? ( sighs ) hi, mrs. popowski. salinas. wow! two whole quarters. won't have to sweat the rent this month. emergency! we just ran out of money once, i'm actually being fun. we're tapped out. oh... great. ken's leaving. ( bell dings ) hey, val! we won some free ones. i shall have to postpone my victory dance! ooh! my lucky day. got to call the mister. it's steak tonight. where's my algebra book? roland?! give

i'm sorry, mr. kraft. the other day was just a fluke. we'll just go. you just listen up, young lady. dwayne put his butt on the line for this remote. remind me to thank him. and when dwayne puts his butt on the line his mother gets testy-- his mother, who is my sister and the owner of the house where i am currently a guest got it? when did we get bad again? i can't suck on tv. you'd think i'd be good at humiliation but it's just another thing i failed to master. you go help valerie hold a guitar and i'll try to figure something out. and could you get rid of sunset? she scares me. oh, if only i could really sing. if only someone could really sing. is that really better than embarrassing myself all over tv? let's go with "yes." i was just in the girl's bathroom. what am i doing here? isn't it weird when your mind is somewhere else and bam suddenly, you're in a gym asking, "how did i get here?" how did i get here? my point exactly. but since you stopped by, i need a little favor. hello. you don't know me, but i just wanted to say now on to the "b's." that

mr. kraft did not answer any questions from reporters about why he was there to visit. >> what do we want? >> sanctuary. >> pushing administrators to become sanctuary campuses for undocumented students. that would mean limiting cooperation with federal immigration authorities. wake of the election of donald trump who has said that deporting millions of undocumented immigrants is a top priority. there are two dozen undocumented students at tufrts including one young man who has lived in this country for 12 years. >> i have lived here my entire life. i don't know mexico. i'll fight for my place to stay in this country. >> they will explore what it means to be a sanctuary campus. >> this is new at 6:00, governor baker ys protect cities providing sanctuary to illegal immigrants as the trump administration takes office and while he says he'll wait and see before weighing in on trump appointments, janet reports right now there is one that does concern him. >> governor charlie baker just back fr

ooh, here comes aunt hilda and mr. kraft. ten bucks says he kisses her. 20 bucks says she throws up. and that is why i packed up everything i owned into my '72 dodge dart, and i just left muncie and headed for westbridge. uh-huh. good night. you know, i... had a wonderful time tonight, hilda. "a heavy heart, beloved year until i saw thy face." oh! would you look at the time! i really, really... isn't that your car rolling down the hill? oh, good lord! quick. she's coming. hey. what are you guys doing? "a heavy heart, beloved, i have borne from year to year..." hold me, willard. ( kissing sounds )

that's how i met mr. harvey. >> you founded an investment group called harcal. >> yes. >> it's been an interesting journey. >> he moves people, i move he cass move people like nobody else in the world. we're going to test in georgia, we can't keep it on the shelf. it's flying off the shelf. what are your projected revenues for 2016? >> we look at doing 20 million in the easy bacon business. that's pretty big in the bacon category. >> you're also launching the only latex plant in the u.s. called ameritech, correct? >> that's correct. in alabama 400 people got laid off work. we had a plant there. buying latex gloves from china and abroad, malaysia, nothing against those countries but we need to put our people back to work in the u.s. so i went to see the governor of the state of alabama and asked him what opportunities were for developing a business presence especially minority business presence. i wanted to expand my retail grocery business. he said they was more into manufacturing. so i went out and found

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mr. kraft. yes. i've been wondering do you think it's such a good idea to have the students work during lunch? no, i don't think it's a good idea. i think it's a brilliant idea. and if einstein had had these kind of money-saving ideas he could have afforded a haircut. okay. i was just wondering. mrs. quick. and i thought you might be interested in it. how to be confident? you know, from a literary standpoint. oh, don't worry. i'm not offended. i just hope it's more effective than confidence for dummies. well, you don't feel hot. maybe i should take your temperature. under the tongue. under the tongue. open up. all right, i'll check it in a few minutes. ( humming ) ughing ) this ought to do it. uh-huh, mm-hmm. so what you're saying is that this "westbridge town meeting" will actually encourage the students to express their opinions? exactly. why don't we let the students run the school? that'll make for some high sats. but... no name calling. i said no town meeting. miss spellman. hey, mr. kraft. and

mr. kraft is the faculty advisor of this club. not anymore. after 17 years, he's grown to loathe and detest the paper. hi, sabrina. is not going to be a popularity contest. what?! everyone who is interested can submit an editorial by tomorrow. this is amazing. and i didn't even use magic. magic? yeah, that's westbridge slang for... curse words. i hate being new. great cake. piece five might have been a mistake. a birthday should be a time for fun. did you get a chance to study the handbook? not really. oh, man, study! i've got a history test tomorrow. sabrina! remember, the handbook is also important. did our parents go through this torture? not with me. i memorized the whole book. ( no audio ) get rid of them. what? the goody two-shoes. oops. sabrina. i was just resting my eyes. don't you think you're overextending yourself? no. okay, my editorial's done. time for history. i'm so handling things. "patrick henry gave an impassioned speech "in williamsburg where he proclaimed 'give me liberty or give me death.'" actually, he was going to say "g

mr. kraft is a golf ball. that's goof ball. throne. throne. so i guess your coalition of freaks and nerds never materialized. well, don't you worry. they will. this is all my fault. my poetry stunk. no, no, no. no, no, no. no, this is all your fault. you bought all those votes. i bought them fair and square. why don't you surprise us all by changing and doing something good and kind for once. why mess with success? zelda is meeting willard this afternoon so i have to get her to eat a couple of these before she sees him. yeah, yeah. when it gets here can i store my epsilon iii in the garage? salem, something arrived for you from the other realm. finally, my ship has come in. well, i'm off the join willard at the homecoming pep rally. oh, that reminds me... he came by earlier to drop off your anniversary gift. oh, willie... oh, he knows i love chocolates. i can't wait to thank him. no, don't. i wasn't suppose to give it to you until the actual day of your anniversary. i guess i should wait till our anniversary to eat them. no, don't. why deny yo

you think mr. kraft has a brain lesion? cool people never show any emotion? no matter how great the situation they never seem like they have fun. i know. why can't i be like them? you have blood in your veins? from now on, i'm going to be cool. i'll hide how much fun i'm having. uh, room 346, spellman and birckhead. you are roommates. yes, yes, yes! don't do that. i wish i were a cool person in front of the tree of life. then we should go to harambe, africa. it's in the deepest, darkest part of the continent-- right next to the gift shop. ( knocking ) man: room service. i didn't order anything. did you? no. oh, wait. i did order something. um, you know what? why don't you go ahead and i'll meet up with you and harvey right after i finish my... licorice. okay. who said it's for you? here's your exam. on a survival mission you have to brew a potion capable of turning yourself into an animal and another potion that will turn you back. i already know how to do that. do it without the use of your finger. you're not getting a tip. it's in case you're lost in an unk

kraft: sabrina! come in, mr. kraft. i've come for my weekly jar of anti-aging cream. here you go. thanks so much for letting me be a part of your experiment but now, you be honest with me now. i'm in the placebo group, aren't i? not necessarily. you could be part of group "c." they're getting aging cream. but probably not. if you were, you'd have suffered some loss of hearing. oh, thank you very much. i just got these shoes. okay, well... see you next week. hopefully. say hi to sabrina if you see her. so, my science is going well, if you're not busy? harvey and i are together! i'm definitely voting for aunt zelda. no problem, honey. you know, as soon as i finish these next 49 experiments i'm going to find out not just how but why you dissolved. no rush, but i would like to be let out of the anti-aging experiment. why? because i think it's keeping me alive. you've seen both scenarios. what is your decision? i definitely don't want to live with keenan and kel. i don't know. i'll give you one day, but that's it. if you haven't made a decision by then i'll be forced to pick for you. s