'you'll be a perfect double for napoleon solo.' [dramatic music] [orchestral music] [indistinct chattering] to the most beautiful airline hostess in the world. to the most beautiful liar in the world. tell me about your trip back from rome. it was gay and it was exciting and it was very lonely. lonely, why? i meet a lot of very interesting people, but somehow they're gone before i really know them. when are you leaving, napoleon? in a few days. mr. solo. telephone. hello? hello? napoleon solo would never blow the head of a beautiful girl. not even when the beautiful girl is a thrush agent? thrush? what's that? now you remember, sweetness, that international band of renegades that want to rule the world. 'thrush, you know where you pick up your pay check every week.' oh, we work strictly on commission. for kidnapping u.n.c.l.e. agents? i'm not going to kidnap you. i merely want to discuss something with you. privately. well, you see i have this odd behavior pattern that whenever i go to ststnge places with strange women i get hit on

yes, yes-- say-- there's napoleon. that's napoleon bonaparte. oh, yes, of course. you said you wished to spend an hour with him, master. go talk. i didn't know i could do it now. oh, you have no medals. huh, i don't need-- need any medals. ah. oh. [giggles] oh. thank you. oh. lovely. huh? jeannie, jeannie... this is going a little too far. just leave me one. oh, no, master. no, i mean it. one. [clicks tongue, whines] [giggles] oh, boy. thank you, jeannie. do you know, this is the greatest thing you've ever done? oh. i can change the whole course of history. well, enjoy yourself, master. i-- i will go around and explore the palace, and look at the dresses. [giggles] bye. [clears throat] uh, pardon me. i-i don't mean to intrude. uh, my name is major anthony nelson. you don't know me, but i certainly know you. you're "the little corporal." execute him. your insurance company won't replace the full value of your totaled new car. the guy says you picked the wrong insurance plan. no, i picked the wrong insurance company. with liberty mutual new car replacement?, you won'

now, how do you know i'm the real napoleon solo? how do you know that the real napoleon solo wasn't killed on the mountain? well, there's one way to find out. - that brand x? - the real mccoy. >> here's adventure! ?? here's romance! here's o. henry's famous robin hood of the old west,

[beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whwhever i'm told to by our chief. hm? oh, yes. alexander waverly. mber one in section one. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their various misisons. [dramatic music] [rapid footsteps] [p[pting] father! no-o! - father! - stay away from me! no, don't touch me! don't touch me. - daddy! - no! no! [indistinct talking] - 'father.' - 'spare me. help me.' get a doctor. a doctor. q-quickly. please. that's quite interesting. how long since he got a whiff of that stuff? (female #1) 'only 30 minutes, darling. not a very heavy dose.' mm. (male #1) 'girl's going for help.' 'only one thing to do unless you have ideas.' [chuckles] that's a fool question i've ever heard. gervaise. kill him. okay. as long as we all agree. karadian, don't be so nervous. make yourself a drink. gervaise, how's the weather in new york? you u

my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to, by our chief. oh. oh, yes. alexander waverly. number one of section-1. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send them on their various missions.

now listen, napoleon... napoleon, keep back. keep back! sorry. if i have to. get away from me. no, no! no! he got out, sound the alarm! come, sh, come on. -what? -strothers made one mistake. wake up, wake up. he made one mistake. any girl as nearsighted as helga wouldn't gogonywhere without an extra pair of glasses and there were no glasses in her purse. she was kidnapped. there may be a clue left in the apartment somewhere. it's the only way we can nail strothers bebere the summit-five deadline. let's go. come in, gentlemen. you must not concern yourself overly with them. they're not u.n.c.l.e. agents, but thrush infiltrators, friends of helga. fortunately for you, the transmitter from your cell was also wired to my office. interesting discovery, which i am sure you wish me to share with you. come out here, please.. no. come out here, i tell you! it appears that helga had a very good double. wouldn't you agree? better get your coat and come along with us. you'll have to drag me first. if necessary. gentlemen, help her on with her coat. get away from me! it's a lie, all of it!

napoleon. i didn't... you did. i did? wow. all code blue units, the two u.n.c.l.e. agents, track them down and kill them on sight! how are you gonna explain kuryakin's death to central? you promised them the u.n.c.l.e. information. i found the back room myself... come on, i'll show you. what do you want? coleman...where's the private casino? his life's in danger. they're going to kill him. not if he tells them what they want. -where is he? -i can't. you don't know what partridge would do to me. if coleman dies, you don't know what we're gonna do to you. coleman's only reason for being here is to help you. he's willing to risk his life to save your precious neck. let's go. you know those u.n.c.l.e. agents they are looking for? i think i know where they are. and i saw them... presumptuous of me, but would you mind keeping an eye on them? with pleasure. partridge has ambassador vanderloon. he's got him in a room next door to the lab. "from thrush central to barnaby partridge. ?? >> here's adventure. ?? here's romance. here's o. henry's famous robin hood of the old west

like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i am told to, by our chief. oh-oh, yes. alexander waverly. number one in the section one. in charge of this, and new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their various missions. mr. tenley, wanda. mr. tenley, you're due in computer process data. (wanan) 'miss. mcnabb, room 9.' mr. waverly had to leave for washington. he left a reminder, that you haven't completed your report on the january affair. 'that was due yesterday.' come in, mr. tenley. don't mind mcnabb's bite, it's her bark you have to watch out for. listen, now, whatever that thing is, it seems to turn mostly when it's attacked, just open the door and let it go home? centuries ago, samurai swordsmen used to train with this block as an exercise, it still has its points. well, since we don't get too many calls to take on samurai warriors these days i'll just let you specialize, alright? [transmitter beeping] [beeping continues] (solo) data process. [reel winding] it's just chloroform. forced me to.. i...i i just thought i would see if it

i can't go any further, napoleon. all right, you rest and relax. maybe it'll be safer for both of us -what about those men? -yeah, i'll be fine. now, if i'm not back in a couple of hours, try to make your wayayack to your car. and, uh, let's hope we're both lucky, all right? okay. ah! hey, wait for me, napoleon, i changed my mind. what's the matter? there was a snake. a snake? ah! oh! oh! ce for a string of wire. is that dynamite? it is, indeed. what's it doing out here? i think i know. you go ahead. go ahead! all conferences on this matter will be meaninglgls. mr. waverly, mr. kuryakin is calling. well, mr. kuryakin, what have you found? i have the gun, sir.r. very well. every inch of the way. what of mr. solo? mr. solo is dead, too, sir. you quite e re, mr. kuryakin? i saw him killed. very well. you proceed to the nearest airport. an escort squad of u.n.c.l.e. agents will be on its way within minutes. yes, sir. any luck out there? well, mrakkuryakin, what have you found? mr. solo. how pleasant to see you still alive. and with a charming young lad

napoleon, i have some rather bad news for you to ststt your trip. one of our agents in norway, olaf nelson, has been killed. - do we know who did it? - 'no.' 'but we have reason to believe it concerns your mission.' 'before he died, he managed to smuggle something to us.' it's, uh...like a ring for the finger except it's too large, of course. and it has a rather bizarre design on the top. what kind of design? 'i can't make head nor tail of it.' not the artistic type. let's see what you make of this. "marry the maiden." 'i beg your pardon, i'm sorrrr' inside the ring, there was a piece of paper. 'it simply says, "marry the maiden."' it doesn't register with me. 'since it came from our agent in stromberg' 'it could well pinpoint your present assignment.' 'try the village of stromberg.' i'm sending henderson to the airport with the riri. if your plane gets away before his arrival [dramatic music] [d[dmatic music] hi, mr. solo! anyone ever tell you what could happen if you sneak up behind someone? usually, it scares the liver out of them. but you didn't

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because napoleon has decided to unload. the war with britain, the disasters in the caribbean, convinced napoleon to wash his hands of the french empire. this is not jefferson's vision. this is not -- well, maybe it is divinely ordained. maybe that's what's explains it all. but maybe it's chance. which we don't like to necessarily think about. so look at this. so yes, my daughter did this, yeah. but you could construct something like this. and this is my notion of how indian gifts -- the whole question indian gifts affects american history. so the british failure and refusal to give gifts to indians in 1763 produces an explosion, pontiac's revolt, around detroit. all hell breaks loose. that sends repercussions all the way across the atlantic to london. ok, what are we going to do about this? a number of things, one of those being the proclamation of 1763. that sends repercussions all through the colonies. among the people, if you like, who matter -- colonial elites now think maybe we'd be better off on our own. and 1776, dec

(napoleon) hurry! i left the time bomb in the ammunition room. [loud explosion] they've lost their headquarters their chemical plant, their scientist and the supply [chuckles] that would seem to be the end of it. wouldn't it? nothing left, but an ugly scar. and one day that too will be covered over. (waverly) and you miss raven. we've a lot to thank you for. if there's anything i can ever do for you. ever, at anytime, anywhere. no. all i want now is, the cozy feeling i get when i'm curled up on my divan listening to the kind of music i like. goodbye, mr. waverly. - i'll take you home. - you don't have too. oh, we'll walk. it's a nice afternoon for walking. well, i suppose i ought to say it's been nice. i suppose i ought to say, i hope we'll meet again, someday. we will, no doubt. if i need you, where will you be? our report, sir. best possible thing for him. she has a lot to forget. i told earlier to help her put it all behind her. that seems, sir, to indicate a very sympathetic attitude. i'd like you to know, i appreciate it. well, it's all over

napoleon, is it true what he said that...in there? i'm afraid so. so how long was i out? how did he find me there? he heard you choking on the fumes and went right in. oh, i don't know, it seems a long g me ago. from upstairs. how you feeling, chuck? boy, does my head hurt. ooh. still kinda dizzy. mainly, i'm scared. scared to death. well, it'll be pretty strange if you weren't. look, we have help coming. exactly how soon.. let them come. they're already too late. barbarossa's pretty ripe, volp. i don't think he can muster much of a following if he comes s t looking like neubel did when they found him. ah, poor neubel. a pity, a great pity. but don't be afraid. you see, when the lift is in position at the upper level.. ...we are effectively sealed in and the help that you spoke of will be sealed out. i see. so you plan to make thisis permanent home for you and your pickled superman. oh, hardly. there's an emergencycyxit. leeper awakes.. he and i will use it together. another tunnel. you got a lot of gopher in you. that we are not disturbed.. [explosion] what was that? (vo

for those of you who don't know napoleon dynamite is the movie. it's a movie. >> what a month for rain. if you did not hear this yesterday we have an observer and crescent city and his name is ronald thompson. once in a while i calls -- call them ronald coleman but that's my mistake not his he has had 20 inches of rain this month. this month. he had 1989 as of yesterday when he e-mailed to me. average is about five inches. unbelievable. there are records from seattle to portland all the way down here and even up in the sierra, one of the wettest october's going back to the 18 hundreds. i think there is only two that were wetter. we will get to these numbers. there is not much left. may be a little bit and northern lake county. the rainfall was a half inch to an inch. marin county parts of napa and sonoma and mendocino and lake south of that and we're still getting a little bit more from livermore and down to san jose if you have to travel that direction may be 680 and the snow looks like it is done. still highway nine back into scott's bailey sant

[muffled radio transmission] [beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent in section 2 here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to by our chief. uh? oh, yes. alexander waverly. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their missions. [dramatic music] tommy. tommy. tomorrow night. [s[sw jazz music] [motorbike engine revving] [tires screeching] [tires screeching] [gunshots] that's not my brother. what do you mean? this man's dog-tags, his records say he's airman first-class tom blenmama i don't care anything about his records. i know my own brother, and that's not tommy. you telegraph me in seattle and tell me totoly to iowa then show me a stranger and tell me it's my brother! - take it easy, , . blenman. - is that what you're doing? then you won't mind if i talk with her. what's going on around here? he imperernated my brother, now he's murdered. tommy's probably in trouble, m

[beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent in section ii here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend, napolele, i go and i do whatever i am told to by our chief. oh! oh, yes. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here thaha i send these young men on their various missions. [dramatic music] [dramatic music] [music continues] i'll try to hit that bottle from here. (boy #2) 'guess what, he hit t .' - look at that. - hey. look a barrel. i can try hit it. get out of here. the tattoo, of course, was a stroke of pure luck. why the man hadn't had the thing obliterated years ago i gestapo insignia. it's correct. we have identification on him from our wartime german files. 'what was he, count dracula?' he was a major ernst neubel. reported killed 20 years ago during the last t nths of the war with germany. which brings us to another man. subject, volp wolfgang. nationality, german. of medicine. doctor of philosophy.' 'he was brilliant medical researcher.' his fifid was blood

the others would recognize napoleon so he can't continue with the deception. (solo) it's 12:30, mike, here. honey...goodbye. mike, please be careful. oh...oh, i will. - mr. donfield. - yes. my name is linkwood, sir, at your service. - how do you do? - this way, please. my secretary tells me, that you would be interested in taking out a group policy of your employees. yes, for the continental exterminating company. sit down, please. well, alright. now, if you'll bare with me, while i fill out these forms. how many employees did you say were in your firm? - did you say, two, sir? - my wife and i. your wife and you? i see. mr. donfield, i'm afraid you're in the wrong department. group policies are handled here, family insurance plans 'on the next floor.' well, if it's references you want. references? you don't know, what i mean. do you? well.. may i? now, what about strigas? what about it? your down payment, $100,000. what is strigas? the chemical formula that will (donfield on radio) 'revolutionize modern warfare.' 'even more than einstein's e=mc2.' well, mike.

napoleon, yeah, yeah. even though it was very autobiographical situation. i think new generations of high school kids discover the film for the first time and just can relate to the massive amounts of awkwardness. had a lot of fun with that film. i met my wife jerusha in film school and we started writing "napoleon dynamite" together we shot the film in like 23 days in my hometown of preston, idaho. it was a very fairy tale experience for everyone involved that ended up launching our career and everyone that worked on it. you know, after my mom saw the film she was like, well that was a lot of embarrassing family material. and my brother who, you know, a lot of the napoleon's dialog is almost a direct transcript of stuff that he would say when he was like in middle school. he saw the film, was like, that ? >> halloween's right around the corner. what other characters of yours do you think deserve to be walking around on halloween night? anything from this movie? >> you know we, yeah, hopefully, you know, someone will cut their hair like zach and be david gh

my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to, by our chief. oh. oh, yes. alexander waverly. number one of section-1. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send them on their various missions. ers? the wireless? you can't mean it. - and the ship's telephone, sir. - the telephone? yes, sir. all our communication systems are dead. - lost our radar, sir. - darn. what? captain, look! full speed astern. all right rudder. full speed astern. all right rudder. mr. macinernay? - now, sir. - there, look. bloody idiots. lying to in weather like this. (macinernay) 'looks like an old merchant ship.' 'world war ii vintage.' - stop all engines. - stop all engines. [explosions] captain fowler, they're firing at us. that's out of the question. this isn't 1942. (man on bullhorn) 'ahoy, the inexorable.' 'you will heave to.' 'and prepare to receive a boarding party.' (fowler)

which bay area athlete was separated at birth with napoleon dynamite. an outstanding halloween cost tomb, next. it is costume, next. raider quarterback's candidacy for league mvp.. >>> derek carr through for 513 yards yesterday, and all the talk this morning was the quarterback tore league mvp -- for leak mvp. >>> no laughing matter. that set the franchise record for most passing yards. they are 5-0 on the road, 6-2 for its first time since the ford administration. how does carr handle it. >> i element started crying -- i almost started started crying, not in a weird bay, but i'm blessed. just very thankful. >> jeffrey wasn't ready. chicago won the game, and the miss try -- mystery raider. josh another norman was penalized and trying and try to identify the official. >> who is 88? he sucked. >> thank you! we start with harbaugh, and then the only thing to came to mind was michael douglas remember the movie, falling down? remember that? one more, little more obvious. hunter pence, napoleon dine might. that is -- dynamite. that is spot-on! we'll be right

ok, maybe napoleon was a success, but napoleon was also capable to destroy so many things. to me, i have to compartmentalize what is external success with your own sense that, i did what was possible to do. terre: do you think there is a happiness factor to being ethical and principled? ted: absolutely, no question in my mind. and i have studied it carefully. the people are happiest are those doing the most good. the people most unhappy are the ones that are doing harm. warren: being principled is more a factor in being happy. as i look at my contemporaries, people who have been through a lot, have had children die, ultimate tragedies in many respects sometimes. maybe a business that when broke at one time. and they had lots of successes, too. i do not know someone who is led a principled life and is unhappy. in effect, the people around them love and admire them. thomas: mark twain said to always tell the truth and you do not have to remember what you said. if you behave in an ethical way, you will sleep well at night. you will know that there is nothing to be exposed, not

napoleon. thank you. and now, not without some regret on my part, we must say good bye. my colleagues and i have a rendezvous below. you will continue your journey alone. it won't be a long one. there is just enough fuel to take you out and when the fuel runs out happy landings. go. any news from mr. solo yet? no, sir. you don't think he's... i hope not. i got it. ms. rogers. news just came in, sir, from the flight six captain. the plane was hijacked in austria. thrush got away with mr. solo, mr. kuryakin, and the girl. clear the emergency channel. red alert. attention, rear control, get a fix on uncle plane, flight six. top priority. make your hands. i can't, it's too tight. come in, mr. solo. come on, let's stand up, both together. wait. help me get up. push, up. mr. solo, do you read me? come in, mr. kuryakin. all right, now work your hands out. okay, all right, get the rope off. i have a hand. get it out. come in, mr. solo. i read you, sir, loud and clear. ah, welcome back. andy, mr. waverly, this is ms. true. ms. true. i'm glad you made it comfortably, gentlemen. ye

oh, oh, napoleon solo with his country bumpkin who-who smells of soap and has never had anything stronger than apple cider. what would your sophisticated lady friends think? well, i think that they would be very envious of you. oh...oh, you lie so beautifully. nonounfortunately, most my lady friends have kind of a patched-together look. twice a week at the beauty salon, false hairstyle 'false hair color, false hair--' goodbye, jill. [instrumental music] you should have slapped his face. oh, but he only kikied me on the tip of my nose. well, i hope you can do better than that.. ...when you visit him.. ...in new york. ?? >> here's adventure! >> here's romance! >> here's o. henry's famous robin hood o othe old west... the cisco kid! ??

this is napoleon solo, section two. request an air search and strike unit ee minutut. a location of priority required first. we're searching for an identified thrush agent, greg martin. the last time he was seen he was driving a late model english sports car north from tassos alley along thermopylae road. this information will also be relayed to the athens police for an apb. -do you have a license number? -negative. there's also a female passenger with him, christine hobson. we're positive martin won't hehetate to use her as a shield if necessary. look out! greg! greg! help him, please, somebody help him! get off of me! get out. take the bag, take it. your arm.. it's all right. but you're gonna have to drive. this car is wrecked. greg! greg! give me the bag. get in. -greg! -get in! air strike unit one to solo, we're effective r your signal and moving on interception course. made you, air strike one, we are continuing on the thermopylae road. this is u.n.c.l.e. hehequarters athens, attention ground unit. go ahead. athens police report an accident involving identified th

leif ericson, richard the lion-hearted, napoleon. i don't know if you're going to like living in our time. then i'll have to remold it to m mliking. please don't. go. or stay. well? i'll stay a little longer. how many minutes do you graciously offer? i only meant-- this grows tiresome. you must now ask to stay. i'd like to stay. please. open your heart. will you open your heart? yes. i intend to take this ship. n't ask me-- i need your help. yoyowon't harm anyone? now you question me? no. will you assist me? oh, please, khan, don't ask me-- leave me then. go, i say. no. i promise. involve two parties discussing something? why not give you some say? or let your driving do the talking. liberty mutual righttrack? finally pupu you in control. with savings of up to 30%, take control of your rates. visit a local office or call liberty mutual today at liberty stands with you?. name-- khan. as we know him today. name-- khananoonien singh. absolute ruler of more than a quarter of your world, from asia through the middle east. the last of the

we've already checked it out, napoleon. nothing. and number 12 12th avenue. and track number 12 grand central, nothing. waverly hehe. grid net 3 in position. waiting instruction. all right, i'll be there. meantime, instruct grid net 3 an a, full red alert, condition green permissible at any possible contact. condition green? karmak spots u.n.c.l.e. agents flooding in there, he may not wait until 12. he'll murder illya out of hand. if we can guess the place, i might have a chance of getting to illya alone. that's just what karmak wants. i couldn't allow that. i can't afford to lose two agents 'cause of a childish vendetta. not yet. then i have no choice. solo, solo. twtwve o'clock or illya dies. illya dies. have you found something? well, i suppose you are another one of those nasty people frfr the health and sanitation department. well, i wiwi not be moved again. i don't know if you've ever read the constitution... where is he? what are you talking about? th and sanitation department, well, then what are you doing here? what are you doing here? well, the rent

i'm napoleon solo. from u.n.c.l.e. all right, mr. solo, you've made your point. you've undermined my security guards. now, would you mind telling me how you know that thrush intendndto steal my invention? "how" is not really important. let's just do something about it. coincidentally, there are two guards tter release them. go ahead, please. what is going g here? you've got a man sleeping at his post. if you were in the army, he'd be court marshaled and shot. what kind of security have you got here? now just a moment. your explanation had better be good. really good. excuse me, general. would you please put your attache cases on the table there, both of you? on the table. there's no guard outside to check your credentials, i'd like to see them if you don't mind. would you hand them slowly to dr. febray? what is going on here? this is mr. solo from u.n.c.l.e. now, may i see your credentials? generals blaines and wallace. i've been expecting them. now w y we... not yet. excuse me. this is solo, section two. i'd like you to check on the location of f o generals. bla

napoleon solo. i could use a man like him. a spy by any name gets shot. no, general, that won't be necessary now. now, mr. kingsley, you had me join this enterprise as your chief of security. if you insist on disregarding my advice... wiping out the opposition is no achievement, general. any brute with a gun can do that. no, i want him, i want him to approve of my plan. other u.n.c.l.e. agents will follow him. and we will assess each case, if and when it arises, general. missile defense unit. 5-mile radius. immediately, sir. destroy anything that shows up...anything. yes, sir. well, that proves we're on the right track, at least. who was in that one, general? we don't know. you know i couldn't risk that. you were an u.n.c.l.e. agent, you've killed before, when necessary. general, it was because i had to kill that i brought all this about. to create a world in which... why do you think i'm here, to play soldier? kill for the sake of it? i want that new world, too. that's why i'll protect this, this center of that world, from sabotage and invasion. now, you

he reaches for his pistol and he realizes that he left it on the train and he was a huge admirer of napoleon, and he remembered a quote from napoleon saying, if you are alone and unarmed there is no shame in surrender and he raises his hands and surrenders. they take him to pretoria, to a building which was a teacher's college, a school, and today, it is a public library. the building still stands there, but it was a prison just for officers. there was another place for soldier prisoners, and it was surrounded by six and a half foot tall corrugated iron, constantly patrolled by armed guards. he was only there for about one month and he immediately -- as soon as he was taken prisoner, he is furious because he thinks that this incredible war is going on without him. with all of these opportunities for gallantry and to make his name and to make his mark, and he wanted to escape and he is miserable. he hated being a prisoner. in fact, years later, he wrote that he hated every minute of captivity more than he had ever hated any other period in his whole life. so from the moment he was captured, h

carlos, in a few moments, napoleon solo will leave the palace. i want you to assign your best men vinay, we are ready. solo. i knew it. i knew it, the moment you escaped, i knew we were in trouble. excuse me, haven't i met your boys before? aren't you one of the secret three? you'll never live to tell. no, no, that's not quite right. it's the secret two now. our mistake was going on ahead, knowing that uncle was involved. we all learn from our mistakes. i have. get numero uno. he will have to decide what to do. and a five and a three. lucky. skillful. mr. kuryakin, in exactly an hour, a plane will be at the airport there. you and senora abaca will meet it. and the revolution is over? no, mr. kuryakin, it is not, but your part in it is. you will deliver the senora to your replacement and report back to me. she managed to get a message past you. she communicated with someone in querido, that much we know. she can no longer afford to remain where she is, and she can no longer afford to be under your care. that you can find out later, mr. kuryakin. n

buongiorno, napoleon. good to see you again. nice to see you. read us signal a. the ocean is near, and the coastline is sandy. that's me. that's it, have fun. hey, listen, i don't want to go with her, i want to be with you. now, wait a minute! listen! i'm the count. valeriano de fanzini. tell me, what do you want? we're looking for the contessa. the contessa? the last contessa de fanzini, she died 20 years ago. she was my sainted d ther. we were referring to your wife. wife, i have no wife. we were told you were married. oh, that wife.e. true, we went through the ceremonies, but she is my wife in the name only. you ought to hear how she lies, how she cheats, how she tell me that her millions will restore the de fanzinis to their rightful glory. and what does she bring on the wedding nighththuh? we have business with the contessa. business? yes. and you are from america? yes. from uncle. u...uncle? bene, bene! you do not have to spell it out for me, signore. i understand. my wife, her uncle, shshhave you bring the money, eh? -what money? -what money? hey, no money

napoleon, where are you? seventeen kilometers from acapulco. acapulco lead was incorrect. please pull over and stand by for a code yellow message. repeat, please pull over and await code yellow message. code yellow, code yellow. computer verification has prescribed in manual 12x1, the conquesta fencing school royed by fire six days ago. all personnel connected with it have been checked out and cleared. repeat, the conquesta fencing school in acapulco no longer exists. all former personnel have been cleared. charming. e have uncovered a school by that name in guadalajara. repeat, there is a school by that name in guadalajara. a quick course in fencing? yes, it's just one of those wild ideas you get at the spur of the moment, you know? something to tell the folks back home about. of course. of course, please observe. our students are devoted to the mastery of their skills. lunge, parry, lunge, and parry. it is repeated over and over again until there is perfect symmetry and beauty in every move. some of your advanced students i presume. oh, beginners. if you wish to see an e

strothers and napoleon will meet you there. now remember, all u.n.c.l.e. berlin channels on shut down. there will only be one signal clear through, yours. during the mission, report only to harry beldon, u.n.c.l.e. northeast. he's already been signaled to return to berlin from the helsinki office. he'll have to expect him to be somewhat, uh... i've worked with harry beldon. i know what to expect. oh? something you don't know? but you didn't actually see newman killed. we found him draped over here just before we broke into the office it must have been. or less. moment. you sound like you have a point to make strothers. could have somebody else been in here with him? very impossible. we searched every sqsqre inch of the office. window? it's always kept barred. it can b bopened like this. there. oh, there e mr. beldon now. is it not a beautiful building? that's u.n.c.l.e. northeast. harry beldon. to you, to you. one, two, yah! unobtrusive e ccessful secret agent shouldn't be, except he's successful. ah, contessa, arrivederci. arrivederci, you will remember m

i'm napoleon solo. i'm definitely uninterested. i'm a friend of brian morton. then why did you wait until he left? brian and i are associated with mr. waverly. perhaps brian mentioned him? i'm supposed to take you to a meeting with mr. waverly. i see. then brian's exit was arranged. yes, it was timely. well, why this meeting? an should enter marriage with an u.n.c.l.e. agent unless her eyes are wide open. my eyes have always been wide open, mr. waverly. i trust you're not going to run brian down. well, mr. morton, and all u.n.c.l.e. agents, are among the finest, most dedicated men in the world. but... take mr. solo here, for example. he has intelligence, verve, physical prowess. the kind of man most women would find very attractive. i thank you, sir. but probably the worst possible candidate for marriage. it's the same with all u.n.c.l.e. agents. once married, they become dull from missing the excitement, the adventure. poor brian. well, i thank you for your warning, mr. waverly. i imagine i'll just have to work extra hard to provide excitement for him. well, i

. >> my grandfather was the valid to napoleon -- was the valet to napoleon. i was the p psonal assistant to the emperor maximilian in 1865. >> maximilian was finished in 1867. is it your destiny to put another emperor on the throne in and this, mr. cannon -- i am prepared to lay down my life. >> what has this got to do with me? >> i offer you riches, mr. cannon. you cannot conceivivthe wealth that can be derived from controlling shippingngnto tucson, but you must see to it that they return to el paso, unsuccessful. >> if i don't? >> you will be coug it is your choice. >> you know, charot, yououre bad for arizona. i am going to do everything i can to get you out. >> come on, buck. chair up. >> no thank you, >> you are upset? >> i be upset, yeah. >> regis had a defense to your defense. he had mighty tricky fate. >> you shut up, blue boy. i still l n't see how you do it. you know? >> do you remember that man who came through a while back? >> which one? >> the one with the shell game? >> yeah. >> i don't see what it has to do with fighting in the street. >> you f

why, are you worried about napoleon? well, how long does it take to searcrca room? well, it depends who's in it. the young lady in suite 23? you want to pay her bill as well? uh, well, if necessary, yes. i'm afraid you are the second gentleman who's too late. excuse me, i understand we may be companions in misfortune. perhaps you could tell me where i might find a miss yvonne. in the world, then we have a slight misunderstanding, and before you can say push, she drops me like a hot kartoffel. what? like a hot kartoffel. pota. oh. and imagine, just because i said i'm married. women are funny. hmhm women are funny. oh. nevertheless, perhaps you coulultell me where i might... thank you...find her. now, you l lk like a man of the world. haven't you used this old dodge before? thank you. after i came running back here ready to apologize and eveneno ask her to marry me, she takes up with the first ski tramp who pays her bilil you know who the tramp was? why would you ask me? ask the desk clerk, he's got the money. who was the man who paid that bill? i haven't the slightes

steady as you go, napoleon. a little wobbly, i guess. we'll see you later. keep your distance, i don't want him to spot us. i assume we have a reason for following brian morton. what did you put on him when you fell against him? a listening device. it's a sad state of affairs when we can't trust our fellow u.n.c.l.e. agents. it's very sad. it's never occurred to you that whoever broke into the admiralty record building had a very easy time of it? too easy? maybe. he must have spotted us. post number one, morton just passed. no one is tailing him. very good. manage your post. cut the engine, i think i'm getting something. sounds like footsteps. he must have stopped. i was beginning to worry that you'd changed your mind. i had to shake off a car that may have been following me. we just lost our bug. well, let's cruise. maybe we can spot his car. i can guess why solo planted that bug. my breaking into the safe looked too simple. but if solo suspects you, brian... he can't prove anything. he hasn't even enough to go to waverly on without making a fool of himself

says, " "napoleon murrita/ protestor 09:42:20--25 it gives me hope that a lot of our youth and our young are out there all standing in solidarity." says, "nat 00:43:36 drumming crowd ." the group rallied at talking says, "09:45:30--34 if i can just be here and continued support. says, "09:45:30--34 if i can just be here and protest and help with my voice then that's what i can do ." carissa planalp new tonight -- chandler police are investigating a deadly accident... near val vista and riggs road today. police tell us the driver was heading down val vista... and hit a light pole. he died at the scene. right now... we're waiting to hear back from police... on what caused the crash. crash. says, "right now she's been through a dramatic event ... and needs time with her family." the family of a missing california mom is speaking out for the first time... since she returned. earlier this month ... "sherri papini" went for a jog ... but never came back. for three weeks ... investigators and volunteers her... then on thanksgiving morning ... "sherri" was found about 100-miles away from her hou

(brach) 'welcome, napoleon solo.' well, i'm a bit surprisedd that you know my name. oh, we picked it out of the yellow pages of u.n.c.l.e.'s directory. steady chuke. he tends to become agitated at times. see you forced him to kill two of my favorite cheetahs. i'm m rry. and those indians are very accurate with their blow guns. the darts are tipped with a synthetic curare ou. that will render you intractable instantly. i could have done that anytime. so you mean, if there is a choice it's yours. - oh, yes. i always see to that. - mm-hmm. well, not this time. you see, i can kill you first. mr. solo, if you'll examine that gun, you'll find won't fire. [clears throat] well, i did examine...and i reset the firing pin.. exactly...1/64th of an inch. - you're bluffing. - try me. [instrumental music] i think, i'll call it. [brach snapping] [gun clicks] i'm bluffing. ah! oh, yeahh i feel like i fell on a cactus. one of those indiaia shot a dart at you. - did he ask me any questions? - no. yeah. well, it comes later i guess. what are we going to do? well, about the only thing w

richard, leif ericson, napoleon. thank you. but t caution you. such men dare take what they want. forgive my curiosity, mr. khan, but my officers are anxious to know more abobo your extraordinary journey. and how you managed to keep it out of the history books. adventure, captain. adventure. there was little else left on earth. there was the war to end tyranny. many considered that a noble effort. tyranny, sir? i know something of those years, rememeer. it was a time of great dreams, of great aspiration. under dozens of petty dictatotohips. one man would have ruled eventually, as rome under caesar. think of its accomplishments. then your sympathies were with-- you are an excellent tactician, captain. you let t ur second-in-command attack while you sit and watch for weakness. you have a tendency to express ideas in military terms, mr. khan. this is a social occasion.

both departments with additional space adjacent to the facilities in the bayview the napoleon yard is adjacent to public works central yard at the caesar chavez the asphalt plant is adjacent to the that motion carries southeast plant both properties are just under one and a half aches the departments are accepting in the as is condition with that, i'm going to turn it over to sue black and claudia is here to answer any questions you may have. >> good afternoon, supervisors i'm sue black sunday night inform 9 director of proclamations want to let you know we've worked with the public works in this cleaver and supportive of it we store about one and 20 evacuees rolling stock and current asphalt plant and with the acreage we're getting adjacent to our operations we'll be able to move that equipment to the yard so wanted to let you know we're very much in support of effort. >> with that, claudia what you like to. >> no a quick question so given the proximity to the wastewater facility is that dpw. >> no public works. >> sure let me direct this to the puc i understand the puc buildings the

so i threw chris under the bus, because he spent a lot of time studying napoleonic tactics. there's a question over here. >> i'm going to work my way over to you. >> afternoon the may 12th, 1864, if your opinion, if burnside doesn't stop, does he have enough men to punch through the confederate line? >> that's a great question. i call this spokesen vainia's forgotten front. burnside comes in and actually slides in here on the 9th and has the opportunity to burst all the way through, and he doesn't. a lot of confederates talk about if he had acted aggressively, there's nothing that could have stopped them. that's the story of burnside over here on this flank for the first week. he is ineffectual, because he is tepid in his advances. so on the morning of the 12th, he launches that weak attack, his guys get -- they use stevenson ridge for the staging area for that, but then he refocusesing try toss -- another little bulge over here and gets caught up. it's always just a matter of not enough, not enough men, not enough attempt, not enough ambition, not never aggress, not enough,

i took belgium once to help napoleon. big trouble. what do i do? i have to get rid of roland. you have to give back the things you took. i'll zap the dress into the store and some money into the pinball machine and goodbye, love-smitten equalizer. when you're equalizing you have to put forth more effort. basically, you have to give things back by hand. which is how i came to participate in a little thing called waterloo. let me get this straight. you felt so bad about the other night that you came all the way down here to give me money to give to the pinball machine man. if you don't mind. no, of course not. the pinball man is always running himself ragged bringing you kids extra napkins or refilling your free drinks. so you don't mind. hilda: well, i think we should. i'm against it. that guy gives me the willies. fine. you're the one who wants a date. you're right. okay, let's do it. "love is special, love is alive. send me cupid for 5.95." ( sobbing ) you look awful. hilda. it's his busy time of year. oh, that's not it. i was just left at the altar. my fiance ran off with a

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back off, napoleon. zelda promised me my own sovereign state for my birthday. or was it a chew toy? we witches live so long that we constantly accumulate useless land. just last week, i found out that i own a driveway in ashtabula. would you like me to take the country off your hands? would you? signature. if you press really hard. i'm sorry. i'm going to have to sign these after my symposium. so, sabrina, finally we get to talk about the family secret. i'd love to, but i've got to get to school. today's the invention fair and mine is really cool. i think i know the family secret-- lack of proper excitement over teenage achievements. it's a combination hairdryer/lipstick applicator. ( loud whirring ) excellent. i see them in hotels everywhere-- except europe where the current's weird. so what does yours do? oh, it filters the water from the school's water cooler leaving only pure h2o. watch. ( dull humming sound ) wow. the water's so pure, i'm still thirsty. sabrina. you're going to win for sure. excited about it. my aunts didn't even care that our tap water has radon. all systems a

and he thinks he's napoleon. now, see, he's upstairs asleep now. everything will be everything as long as we be quiet. what--what's the matter? that old fool done locked the door, and i ain't got no key. well, that ain't no big thing. what we gonna do? there's a window by the landing that's always open, see? and i crawl through there and let us in. hey, you want me to do it, partner? you know i'm good at that. no, rollo. you stay here and look after the women. well, can you handle it with that one arm? hey, bro, i got it. carry on, dude. that dude is more weird than you. yeah, he sure is a weird one. [dog barking] grady: halt! put your hands up, or i'll shoot! d--don't shoot! don't shoot! it's me, grady. your name ain't grady. that's my name. it's me--lamont. what do you mean prove it? can't you tell by the sound of my voice? you can disguise your voice. burglars do that, you know. what's your father's name? grady! that's not your father's name. what's your father's name? his name is fred, all right? now, i'm gonna turn on the light so you can see