she said it was -- >> how many pen pals are you writing? >> just one. >> do you know what gangs these people are part of? >> i know that my baby's dad's confirmed. i just don't know what -- >> you don't know what. >> the other gang? >> he's a orejone. or something like that. >> according to the letter, this was on there. what does this mean? it's on the bottom part of the letter. >> i didn't write the letter. he wrote to me. >> oh, i'm sorry. he wrote that to you. >> this is garcia, she's a class officer here, she'll be monitoring you from this point on. any reports of gang-related activity i'll remove you from inmate worker status. >> okay. >> are you a gang member? >> no. you're not a orejoan. >> no, sir. >> do you understand you're monitored for gang member activity? you are not a gang member? >> no. >> okay. go back to your unit. >> thanks for your time. >> officer rodriguez and corporal garcia will continue to monitor perales and for now would like to see her pen pal relationships continue. >> one reason why we're not jumping on that r

pay pal processed $25,000 a second. so much traffic pay pal's website crashed. >> we had a couple of small, intermittent outages during that customers were not at all impacted. >> pay pal was also one of the companies that shut down last month after hackers struck a companys who servers route internet traffic. the hack also infiltrated devices like web-cams, smart clocks and digital recorders. c-netted tore at large tim stevens. >> it's like a lot of attackers knocking at the door to the bank. they aren't necessarily getting into the bank but they are preventing anybody else from getting into the bank. so it's not necessarily a question of datang or data being at risk, it's just service is shut down. >> pay pal says nothings to stolen. still, stevens wonders about the future. >> as more and more of these smart devices are going forward, they are going to be compromised in new ways. >> well good afternoon to you. it is 12:19 on this tuesday. it's been beautiful outside. graphics this morning if you were watching, had lik

she said it was -- >> how many pen pals are you writing? >> just one. >> do you know what gangs these people are part of? >> i know that my baby's dad's confirmed. i just don't know what -- >> you don't know what. >> the other gang? >> he's a orejone. or something like that. >> according to the letter, this was on there. what does this mean? it's on the bottom part of the letter. >> i didn't write the letter. he wrote to me. >> oh, i'm sorry. he wrote that to you. >> this is garcia, she's a class officer here, she'll be monitoring you from this point on. any reports of gang-related activity i'll remove you from inmate worker status. >> okay. >> are you a gang member? >> no. you're not a orejoan. >> no, sir. >> do you understand you're monitored for gang member activity? you are not a gang member? >> no. >> okay. go back to your unit. >> thanks for your time. >> officer rodriguez and corporal garcia will continue to monitor perales and for now would like to see her pen pal relationships continue. >> one reason why we're not jumping on that r

we collared up on your pal, jimmy liery. very tough guy. took 14 seconds to stick the pin in your donkey-ass for those ak-47's... and the fun coming up at the airport. ignorant as you look, liery's probably got another partner... no. no, huh? two donkeys but only one rat? i don't know what you're talking about. are you happy now? sure. perfect. 'cause if you had half a brain, i'd have half a chance at a career. - so, you guys are cops, huh? - [scoffs] give me a bottle of scotch. dump on my play and break my balls? i don't know any jimmy liery. well, he knows you, pal, and he turned you over good. oh, man. do what you gotta do. we going, or you want to wring your hand some more? you're a pain in the ass. must be why i never get promoted. [door opens] i wanna get outta here. okay. i got sidetracked a little while, marco. this is that dirty bastard that beat me out the boom box. he's a dope fiend. he give you the dope? just one hit. he smoked all the rest having himself a master blaster. what's that? a b.j. and a pipe. a b.j. and a pipe? kids

-sorry, pal, this unit is out of service. -i heard you had run in with kattrara. -is there a billboard somewhere? your the fourth person today hawking me about this guy. excuse me. -it's important. -i told the cops everything i know ten times. -did he say anytytng about a cop he was looking for. -yeah, somomold guy. he wanted to kill him. -that old guy he wants to kill is my dad. -i'm sorry. -it's ok. nything, anything at all? it's important. -he's just-- he's just bragging, you know? about how bad he was. and about how he paid some stooge to get off the chain gang. and how any cop on earth could get bought off for the right price. speaking of which, i gotta go. hate to get busted when i'm not even working. good luck with your dad. -thanks. -and have you got a sponsor for this one, valerie? [phone ringing] -yeah, barney's. -barney, it's reno. kid, you're still in town? -yeah, uh,h, need a favor. lockup last night? -listen, call me back in ten minutes, hm? -will do. -so, partner, got a little trivia question for you. -shoot. -hey, looking for me? -thanks. [sigh] yo

what part of our unconscious are you from, pal? we're cruising down ba-da-boom lane. but we're still thinking about janine. kim. oh, baby, i'm so happy. you two disgust me. so take a hike, you wimp. we're doing fine without you. i'm not leaving. i'm not letting you ruin our life. ah! ah! sorry. neck cramp. o.k. no. i'm warning you! lecher! virgin! janine! what are you doing here? janine. baby. she means nothing to me. we were acting. it's not what you think. hey, you lied. so sue me. those lame excuses mean we still love janine. no. they just mean we're a liar. admit it. we love her. [sighs] ah, come on. quit stalling. come on. don't rush me. i hope you're happy. no. wait. kim, i can't do this. oh, that's o.k. i hear this happens to a lot of guys. i can't do it. and, god knows, i want to do it. it's just-- i don't want to do it with you. it's nothing personal. there's somebody else. i'm sorry. me, too. i really like you, vincent. look, i got to go. thanks. you have no idea what this almost meant to me. he worked in the office next to mine. i was really excited when he

>> then why don't you order the boys to go out and get him and his pal? >> my dear vic, why should the mountain go to muhammad? i know cisco's reputation very well. and unless i'm badly mistaken--and i don't think i am--he'll be riding into ?? >> take over, pancho. >> go after him, you lunkhead! hurry up! >> cisco, why you stop me from shooting? i could kill him dead. >> yes, and it would've brought the rest of em swarming about >> well, i didn't think about that. >> it looks like they dodot want us to poke our noses into this protective blackmail of theirs. >> cisco, pancho can tata a hint. let's take our horses and went. >> not yet, pancho, not until we find the real brains behind this blackmail. >> don't you know who it is? it's that fellow who's selling protection. >> pancho, i said the brains, >> i couldn't find 'em down there. >> did you look in there? >> no. >> hey, cisco, what are you looking for? >> shells, pancho, empty shells. >> hey fellas. well, we've looked high and low, and they just simply disappeared. i think that-- >> i'm not interested

-you ought to learn how to drive, pal! -and i'm not your pal. -it's just a term of endndrment. -oh, i'm sure it is. -not so in his case. -that's enough, saccio. -commander, i think we ought to be investigating mirov janosch. -[sighs] like there's some kind of connection between him and the perps. -he's carrying a gun. you noticed? -captain devane, what are your feelings on this? -i think hunter's right, and if it's no problem with him, i'd like to see homicide and metro work together on this one. -well, i don't have any problems, as long as i'm doing the driving. det. sgt. michael saccio: fine. -i've never seen you so quiet, molenski. -i was just waiting till you got around to me, sir. it'll be ok with me. -all right, here's the way it'll shake out. er will coordinate with metro. saccio and molenski will spearhead through metro. hunter, you'll follow up on mirov janosch. -yes, sir. -saccio and i will ststt on the perps immediately, see what we can find out. -mm-hmm. -i-ill be nice working with you, sgt. hunter. -yes, it will, won't i i -great, it's a love fest. -you're overload

pal! shut it off hey, easy! or take it somewheres else. we're trying to have a a nversation-- shut your mouth! i got a gun in my car! i was in operation desert storm! simomo: calm down, larry. calm down. this xxxxxxx loudmouth, he's on his way out. i said what i needed to. it's to the short strokes now. the question's whether you're smart enough to turn the weight loose. maybe i'll try a bottled beer. yeah, do that. andy: "there were 3 bears that lived in a forest." [telephone rings] a big guy... hello. it's bobby, andy. i'm sorry to be calling you so late. i, uh, hope i didn't wawa the baby up. no, no, no. we're... ears here. bobby: yeah? yeah. so what's going on? some stuff came up. we gotta talk. i was thinking about coming around the station house. [sylvia whispering to theo] good. sure. i'll see you tomorrow then, huh? i put on a small amount o oweight. yeah, well, i'll pick you out. mm-hmm. good night. [clearing throat] yeah, we're getting together in the morningng yeah. i guess that means andy, too, right?p i think--i think he's cat

that's my pal. your life is starting to sound like a real soap opera, mork. just remember, your mission is to report objectively about life on earth. don't get involved! you can count on me, your romanceness. i'd be the last one on earth to get involved. this is mork, signing off from boulder, colorado. see you next week, mindy. anu, anu. whoa. [ laughs ] mmm -- oh! ciao. [ ding! ] good morning, samantha. i just popped in on my way to the casbah. ben ahmed is giving the most marvelous cocktail party for the prime minister. oh, well, that's lovely, mother, but i can't talk right now. i overslept, and darrin's breakfast isn't ready. , very well. i'll pitch in and help. no, don't. [ telephone rings ] [ ringing continues ] hello? uh, no, ma'am. this is the stephens' residence. i'm afraid you have the wrong number. that's quite all right. yeah.

daniel my pal daniel ? >> first of all, what voice am i hearing? this doesn't -- >> this is my country voice. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is the voice i ? ? daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very white andand past irishman ? ? he dances like your dad wants to pop and lock real bad ? ? so i tried to make that happen for my friend ? >> that's great. ? you see you know how at every wedding there's that one drunk middle aged guy who the two break dancing moves he learned in junior high school? my friend daniel's dream was to be that man. ? he wanted to be the best. he wanted to pop and lock so well that the other white people would make a circle around him and say, go, daniel. go, daniel. ? afterwards he'd say stuff like, dude, that was straight-up dancing. even though they were all from vermont. and i was his friend. >> i love this. ? i knew the man i had to find to make his dream come true ? ? a guy named boogaloo shrimp from "breaking" and "breaking 2." ? i said boogaloo here's a check for you $1,000 in advance ? ? when dan sees you he'll showerly [ bleep ] hi

you link siri to pay pal and share contact list. then you can say siri send jack myth $50 with pay pal. and siri brings up confirmation screen on phone. you say yes to confirm app over the public wifi. what experts say. and also before you share all of your personal contacts with an app. check the terms of the service agreement carefully. >> anchor: and it has been several days since we found out donald trump is next president. you heard it all through the election. some people wanted to move to canada if he was elected. we show you a way to make that possible if you are one of them. ? ?. ?. >> anchor: good sunday morning to you. it is 35 degrees out there right downtown cleveland. but it is a very chilly start in other parts of the viewing area. you can see, traffic is humming along there. kind of nicely. if you liked yesterday. i have a fooling you will like today. we will have more on that coming up in beth's forecast. are you looking for a mate with hopes of one day calling canada home? look no further. there is an app for that.

>> he and his pal were hot on my heels, so i ditched my horse and caught the stage. however, ty got wise, so i piled off and caught a ride here in a wagon. >> and the bonds, you got them with you? >> your pretty little waitress has 'em, but she doesn't know it. >> what do you mean? >> i put 'em in her bonnet just before i jumped from the stage. in case cisco and his pal caught up with me. >> well, not i've heard he's certainly hot on your trail, and that's not good. >> he's worse than a bloodhound. we've gotta get rid of him. >> wait in my office. i'll take careref him. >> hello, miss. >> oh, so it's you again. >> of f urse. say, what's the matter with you? don't you ever smile? >> why don't you mind your own business! what'll you have? >> cup of coffee. (chuckles) >> i wonder what cisco is doing in that hotel so long. all day long. he say, "wait for me here, pancho, wait for me there, pancho." i think i'm gonna go and see what he's doing in that hotel so long, eh? and listen, i want you boys to stay right here and wait for me. and don't talk about me when i'm >> i c

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. it was my honor to sit here and watch you write that. yourself from this? >> no, no, that was great. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be right back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? with the most 5-star ratings... and the highest owner loyalty... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offe

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. it was my honor to sit here and watch you write that. >> jimmy: thanks. yourself from this? >> no, no, that was great. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be rig back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? with the most 5-star ratings... yalty... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. it's

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. it would be amazing. so for this next one here, "the voice" was on earlier tonight. our pal blake shelton is one of can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ? well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ? ? turning up the volume when they think they ain't hearing it right ? ? just a few many too many visions to see to take a show that's ? like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ? [ cheers and applause ] ? but there was too many too many justin's world ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >>

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. it was my honor to sit here and watch you write that. >> jimmy: thanks. >> no, no, that was great. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be right back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? with the most 5-star ratings... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. it's an amazing time to visit y

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. so for this next one here, "the voice" was on earlier tonight. our pal blake shelton is one of the judges. can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ? [ cheers and applause ] ? well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ? ? turning up the volume when they think they ain't visions to see to take a show that's already on tv ? ? like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ? [ cheers and applause ] ? but there was too many too many justin's world ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, the roots just not bad, man.

i'm doing this for my pen pal, yvette. exercising for a pen pal? sure. she's from the folies-bergere. and she's gonna come over here and visit me. and when she gets here, i'm gonna be real trim and sexy. miss yvette. nonsense. fester, old man, you have to go upstairs and face the music. oh, not with this body. perhaps she'll love you for your soul. well, that's even fatter. come on. lurch. where's our visitor from overseas? in the conservatory. oh, please show her in. yes, mrs. addams. you know, morticia, when she sees me, postal romance is going right down the drain. brace up, uncle fester. she'll love you for what you are. all of it. yvette? of course, cheri, and you must be fester. what an interesting couple. but i thought you were with the folies-bergere. i am, i take care of the costumes. oh, no wonder she's putting on weight. if she takes care of the costumes at the folies-bergere, she doesn't have much to do. in your letter to me, you said to go on a diet. of course, cheri. but to gain weight, not to lose it. you are nothing but skin and bones. no

daniel my pal daniel ? >> first of all, what voice am i hearing? >> oh. >> jimmy: this is the voice i use for country-type situations. >> i like it. ? ? daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very white andand past? irishman ? ? he dances like your dad wants to pop and lock real bad ? ? so i tried to make that happen for my friend ? >> that's great. ? you see you know how wedding there's that one drunk middle aged guy who requests a hump dance so he can show off the two break dancing moves he learned in junior high school? my friend daniel's dream was to be that man. ? he wanted to be the best. he wanted to pop and lock so well that the other white people would make a circle around him and say, go, daniel. go, daniel. ? afterwards he'd say stuff like, dude, that was straight-up vermont. and i was his friend. so i knew what i had to do. ? >> i love this. ? i knew the man i had to find to make his dream come true ? ? a guy named boogaloo shrimp from "breaking" and "breaking 2." ? i said boogaloo here's a check for you $1,000 in advance ? ? when dan sees you he

daniel my pal daniel ? >> first of all, what voice am i hearing? this doesn't -- >> this is my country voice. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is the voice i use for country-type situations. ? ? daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very white andand past irishman ? ? he dances like your dad wants to pop and lock real bad ? ? so i tried to make that happen for my friend ? >> that's great. ? you see you know how at every wedding there's that one drunk middle aged guy who requests a learned in junior high school? my friend daniel's dream was to be that man. ? he wanted to be the best. he wanted to pop and lock so well that the other white people would make a circle around him and say, go, daniel. go, daniel. ? afterwards he'd say stuff like, dude, that was straight-up dancing. even though they were all from vermont. and i was his friend. ? >> i love this. ? i knew the man i had to find to make his dream come true ? ? a guy named boogaloo shrimp from "breaking" and "breaking 2." ? i said boogaloo here's a check for you $1,000 in advance ? ? when dan sees you he'll shower

that's your job to know, pal. where the hell were you guys anyway? i got people wandering in and out of my trailer-- what am i paying you for? sorry, pal. this is one employee you can't push around. what do you think you're doioi? i'm trying to keep the garbage off the set. we're police officers assigned to keep you out of trouble. you guys are cops pretending to be bodyguards? penhall: mayor's orders. they wanted to make sure you didn't break anythinin i'm sorry. no, you're not. excuse me? you're not sorry. you walk on people then you think apologizing makes it okay. can we take the cuffs off and talk? you don't owe us an explanation. half the stuff they say about me i didn't even do.. the other half i wish i hadn't done. very clever.r. i work hard, i catch a break and i wind up a star-- luck. what do they say? "don't wish too hard for what you want-- you may get it"? you guys want something to drink? soda. me too, please. ththe's something you don't realize when you dream about being noticed. but what the heck-- why not tell you why i'm such a cree

daniel my pal daniel ? >> first of all, what voice am i hearing? this doesn't -- >> this is my country voice. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is the voice i use for country-type situations. ? ? daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very white andand past irishman ? ? he dances like your dad wants to pop and lock real bad ? ? so i tried to make that happen for my friend ? >> that's great. ? you see you know how at every wedding there's that one drunk middle aged guy who requests a hu the two break dancing moves he learned in junior high school? my friend daniel's dream was to be that man. ? he wanted to be the best. he wanted to pop and lock so well that the other white people would make a circle around him and say, go, daniel. go, daniel. ? afterwards he'd say stuff like, dude, that was straight-up dancing. even though they were all from vermont. and i was his friend. ? >> i love this. ? i knew the man i had to find to make his dream come true ? ? a guy named boogaloo shrimp from "breaking" and "breaking 2." ? i said boogaloo here's a check for you $1,000 in advance

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. it was my honor to sit here and watch you write that. >> jimmy: thanks. is that your way of distancing ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be right back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? with the most 5-star ratings... award-winning value... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. it's

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a veryand pasty irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. >> jimmy: thanks. is that your way of distancing yourself from this? >> no, no, that was great. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be right back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? award-winning value... and the highest owner loyalty... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all other great offers. it's an am

daniel my pal dan ? ? he's a very irishman ? ? the lesson that we learned sometimes you get burned ? ? and i'll never pay up front that way again ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we could have a hit on our hands. >> that's country and a biscuit right there. that's good. >> jimmy: that's great. thank you, garth brooks. >> no, thank you. it was my honor to sit here and watch you write that. >> jimmy: thanks. yourself from this >> no, no, that was great. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, boogaloo, you did me wrong! thank you, garth brooks. tonight on the show lucas hedges is here and we'll be right back with garth, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? during the ford year end event, discover why ford is america's best-selling brand. ?i'm on top of the world, hey!? with the most 5-star ratings... d the highest owner loyalty... giving drivers what matters most. that's how you become america's best-selling brand. during the ford year end event get an extra thousand dollars black friday bonus cash on top of all o

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. it would be amazing. so for this next one here, "the our pal blake shelton is one of the judges. can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ? well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ? ? turning up the volume when they think they ain't hearing it right ? ? just a few many too many already on tv ? ? like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ? [ cheers and applause ] ? but there was too many too many justin's world ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, the roots just did a song ab

and sam bluestone, your other bosom pal? he backs the sister too. the both of 'em put you whacking this guy. see, now the questiothat occurs to us here, ray, is being how this story more or less got laid to us all nice and neat-- maybe you got a competing version on how this man died. i got nothing to say. nothing to say? present circumstances, ray, that translates, "let me bend over and spread 'em real wide." are those people framing you, sister sun ray and sam? that's what you want us to tell 'em, ray? how 'bout we tell them, "i ain't being your patsy no more. i'm saying what really went down here." you should put them in there with me. they should get jacked up too. how would that work? were they in on this with you, ray? set me up from the jump. sister and sam okay this guy for me making the loan. next thing i know, he ain't paying xxxx. this is joe fernandez. now they all agitated. joe fernandez short 'cause lopez taking his action away behind that coalition. i wanna look out for my money i loaned. did they tell you to kill this guy? i was at t

. ♪ daniel my pal daniel >> first of all, what voice am i hearing? this doesn't -- >> this is my country voice. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is the voice i use for country-type situations. >> i like it. ♪ ♪ daniel my pal dan ♪ he's a very white andand past irishman ♪ ♪ he dances like your dad wants to pop and lock real bad ♪ ♪ so i tried to make that happen for my friend ♪ >> that's great. ♪ you see you know how at every wedding there's that one drunk middle aged guy who requests a hump dance so he can show off the two break dancing moves he learned in junior high school? my friend daniel's dream was to be that man. ♪ he wanted to be the best. he wanted to pop and lock so well that the other white people would make a circle around him and say, go, daniel. go, daniel. ♪ afterwards he'd say stuff like, dude, that was straight-up dancing. even though they were all from vermont. and i was his friend. so i knew what i had to do. ♪ >> i love this. ♪ i knew the man i had to find to make his dream come true ♪ ♪ a guy named boogaloo shr

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. it would be amazing. so for this next one here, "the voice" was on earlier tonight. our pal blake sheltone can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ? well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ? ? turning up the volume when they think they ain't hearing it right ? ? just a few many too many visions to see to take a show that's ? like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ? [ cheers and applause ] ? but there was too many too many justin's world ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he

me and barb, we just kind of pal around together, you know? like, we go to chamber concerts together and music recitals and drink beer together. she's just a real good pal. oh, buddy, oh, buddy, oh. knock it off, j.j. i told ernie everything about us. etting out y'all's way. i'm sorry if i interrupted anything. oh, no. you didn't interrupt anything. anytime you feel like coming in, come on in. [ laughs nervously ] any husband of barbara's is a friend of mine. thanks, j.j. thanks, bro. right on. [ laughs ] what's he doing here?! he stops by all the time to pick up fresh clothes, knowing that a husband is showering right next door to me, you know? [ chuckles ] maybe i'm funny that way. maybe i'm crazy, you know? hey, don't think about ernie. don't think about ernie? how can i not think about an insanely jealous husband? he's not insanely jealous. and come here, maybe this will take your mind off of ernie. how's that? fantastic. well, i'm on my way. thanks, babe. hey, good meeting you, j.j. all right, all right. hey, look, don't forget, babe. tom

ay up, you know- now, listen, where we come from-- pal, i know all about where you come from. it's the same place i ran away from-- new york, right? sten-- the traffic, the smog, the crowds, the noise-- what the...( sighs ) the delis, the pollution. huh? the subways, the busses. listen, what the hell does that got to-- and to be perfectly succinct, to get away from loudmouths like you. mouth, officer, mouth. i'm on your side. and you got no gripes coming about this ticket here. i mean, we're the best-known speed trap in new england. i mean, we're-- we're even mentioned by the automobile club. is post a fifty-dollar bond, and you can go home. now, let me see your license. i don't have my license. i'll forget you said that. have you got the $50? no! yeah. well, it's gonna be one of those days. huh. well, it's all this idiot's fault. idiot? well, look, you took all our valuables and put 'em in a knapsack, and now they're all at the bottom of lake willoughby. all right, just pipe down now-- i saved you from drowning. who was the one who left the heater on in that tent? and who put

you're toast, pal. what do you got, harry? personal highlight films. all these parents taped the games guess who they isolate. their kid. what a great idea. fuller: good work. i want every tape of that accident. you got it. okey-dokey. you two want to tell me what's going on? there's nothing going on, sir. he's a hell of a coach. taught me more in one day than in two years at my school. they didn't teach cheap shots at your school? that was a clean hit, dennis. i put booker in there so you wouldn't hurt anybody. i don't need you injuring some high school kid or your partner in your quest for glory. well, i've got to go all out if i expect not to get hurt myself. you shouldn't go crying to the captain. i can take anything you can dish out... excuse me. i thought there was no problem. there's not. rickman is a great coach. he teaches you to stay in the game mentally and physically. he's a winner-- who wins. but at what cost? i want to know how far he'll go to win. that's typical. nobody between the coach and the player determining if he should play. a gu

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. sh "wt's up yeah, exactly.ght laughter ]is rolling stones' new m out this . can you do like a bluesy rolling stone, harmonica, blues ? well i gotheme blu and a i say what's up ??? ? ch? >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.?z thank u to the roots. thank you very much.meet you thank you, thank you k with ntists. ht] y time and alec ldwin was like, alec baldwin ] "what is your name?" and i said jimmy fallon. anhe goes, "well, let me tell you something, jimmy fallon. name on television. jimmy fallon." >> and look where you are now. >> jimmy: well, i said, at the time -- this is even crazier -- at the time, we were doing the sket

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. it would be amazing. so for this next one here, "the voice" was on earlier tonight. our pal blake shelton is one of the judges. can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ♪ ♪ turning up the volume when they think they ain't hearing it right ♪ ♪ just a few many too many visions to see to take a show that's already on tv ♪ ♪ like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ but there was too many too many

an old pal is a classic drink, it's only got three ingredients. it's been around since the 19 -- sorry. been around since the 1920s. you only need three things and some ice. you need two ounces of rye whiskey. oh, cartoon pouring sound. two ounces of rye whiskey. and then there's only two other ingredients, and they both get the same amount. you get three quarters of an ounce of campari, which you should have on hand anyway for making negronis and 3/4 ounce of dry vermouth, the white one, and all you do is stir it, strain it into a cocktail glass, call it your old pal, and don't stress out. remember, on tuesday, this will all be over and done. be nice to yourself. be nice to other people in your life. don't worry. don't stress. it will be okay. cheers. that does it for us tonight. we'll see you again sunday night at 9:00. sunday night at 9:00. now it's time for "last word with lawrence o'donnell." good evening, lawrence. >> rachel, i think of you as my old pal. >> thank you. you're even more delicious than this. >> but let me tell you something. t

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that's us, pal. 2202 in response. [ siren wails ] get out the way, man. get out of the way, pal! bobby hill? bobby hill? oh! lord! didn't you hear me -- no! i must have been in one of the apartments. [ door creaks ] did you hear that? he's here. freeze! renko, don't! stand up! put your hands over your head! turn around toward that wall right now! i'm gonna tell you something, pal. this ain't the day to be robbing people. if it wasn't for my partner, i have tried so hard to forget what it felt like when someone told me i had colon cancer. that it had gone to her liver. it was pretty intense and we needed to move pretty quickly. we needed a second opinion. that's when our journey began with cancer treatment centers of america. one of our questions was, how are we going to address my liver. so my doctor said i think we can do both surgeries together. i loved that. to find out more about our treatment options, go to cancercenter.com our teams of physicians and clinicians are find anywhere else. my health is good. cancer treatment centers of america, you have people that really care.

cyber monday, 2015, pay pal processed $25,000 a second. so much traffic, paypal's website crashed. >> we had a couple of small intermitent outages during that time. but the reality is that, most customers were not impacted. paypal was one of the companies that shut down last month after hackers struck a company whose servers route internet traffic. the hack infiltrated web cams, smart clocks, and digital recorders. seanet editor at large -- >> like attackers knocking at the door. they're not getting into the bank. they're preventing any body else from getting into the bank. not necessarily a question of data being exposed or customers being at risk or data at risk, just that service itself being shut down. >> reporter: paypal says no customer information was stolen. still stevens wonders about the future. >> the next evolution of this attack is ultimately more devices. more and more smart devies are going forward they're going to be compromised in new ways. >> reporter: cyber monday following thanksgiving is of course, an american creation

hey, pal. what, you got you want tough love, mentholyptus halls with big time cooling flavor. or soft love. milder flavored honey halls with real honey. tough love. soft love. get the love you love. that absolutely had to be there on time. because these are no ordinary gifts. they're the ones for an adventurer. who wants to grow up to be just like grandpa. ♪ ♪ whoa. the gift they're waiting for is waiting on ebay. ♪ new, unique, and everything in between. find it. add it. get it fast. every night is opening night. when you run your own restaurant, coors light. whatever your mountain, climb on. i would like three two is standard. i'm not standard. three weeks. ok. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." now, since the election, we have been hearing about a rise in anti-semitism. neo-nazis gathering in washington, swastika graffiti everywhere -- or at least i think those are supposed to be swastikas. for more, we turn to senior jewish correspondent adam lowitt, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor, this is an interesting time for jews,

(baseball bat thumping) - [bud] stop it, i'm your pal! (audience laughing) what's the matter, i'm your friend, you wouldn't want to hurt me, would you? (hard thump) oh! after i worked, and sweated, and slaved. - come out from under there so i can kathy! - dad, save me from this fiend. - [kathy] no daddy i can handle him. - [jim] no, no, no we'll take care of it. - [margaret] at the right time too. bud come out from under there. - [bud] finally. - [jim] no wait. let's keep him under there for a while. kathy you go gather up all the shoes you can find. - [kathy] shoes? - yeah, hurry, come on. and betty there's a box in these closets, about that big, get it. - dad, what are you doing? - you be quiet, you blackmailer! - blackmailer? - you mean this box? re by bud. (audience laughing) - what do you mean blackmailer? - what should i do with them? - dump them down there. (audience laughing) - now bud, start shining. - [bud] dad why are you punishing me? i didn't blackmail anybody. - yes you did. honey get some paper off of his desk. and a founta

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in the presidential campaign and romney and his pals, it was pretty much equilibrium. and so, it really came down to, ultimately, what the reason romney lost the election is because he didn't relate to people. people just couldn't relate to him. and there was a few things that could have made the difference so you had this arms race bu really just this tipping point issues, right, and i think that's the way politics works. there's going to be a vigorous debate on either side but at the end of the day, people are gonna go with who they trust. >> okay, now on the republican side let me just ask you this from a tactical point of view because you have run campaigns. would the republicans be better off instead of this money from, this so-called dark money from non-profits to spend that money targeting outreach to try to get more women to align with them? would that money be better spent in other ways, instead of just flooding campaigns with it? >> i think what you're seeing, and what you will see over the course of the next few, couple of years leading up to the 2016 electi

cyber monday, 2015, pay pal processed $25,000 a second. so much traffic, paypal's website crashed. >> we had a couple of small but the reality is that, most customers were not impacted. paypal was one of the companies that shut down last month after hackers struck a company whose servers route internet traffic. the hack infiltrated web cams, smart clocks, and digital recorders. seanet editor at large -- >> like attackers knocking at the door. they're not getting into the bank. they're preventing any body else from getting into the bank. not necessarily a question of data being exposed or customers being at risk or data at risk, just that service itself being shut down. >> reporter: paypal says no customer information was stolen. still stevens wonders about the future. >> the next evolution of this attack is ultimately more devices. more and more smart devies are going forward they're going to be compromised in new ways. >> reporter: cyber monday following thanksgiving is of course, an american creation. which is why, paypal shows all these

thanks for coming to my rescue, pal. >> your pal, eh? now i'm beginning to get it. the whole thing was a frame to collect the reward money. and to think i refused to believe those rumors about you. >> open up the door and do it quick. in there. >> you'll never get away with this. i'll hunt you down if it's the last thing i do. >> i don't have time to explain now. come on, move. >> i could use that gun, cisco. >> yes, but you're not going to. get going. ?? >> what're you doin' on the floor? >> nothing, se?orita, just resting. the bed was too soft. >> get up. >> oh, anything you say. >> we're almost there, cisco. your fat friend'll be happy when you turn me in for him. >> that was the bargain. it had better be kept. >> what's the matter, don't you trust us? >> would you? keep going. >> they're comin', pat. >> good. you boys got it straight? >> sure, give lou a chance to get in the clear and then start blasting. >> right. >> what about chubby? >> we'll take care of him later. give me his gun. >> this is far enough. >> tracy! >> get in front of me. >> you'll first have

. >> our old pal demarco murray quite the day against the green bay packers. a touchdown gets in there and throws for a touchdown as well. ten yard touchdown first of his career for demarco murray. green bay falls 4-5. eagles face green bay end of the month on monday night football. eagles go back on the road next month where they lost four straight to face the seahawks. seattle won 31 of the last 36 at home. seattle winning tonight on the road against new england in the final seconds. ducis, mike? >> we'll show you the highlights of the seattle new england game in just a second. plus, we hear from jordan matthews on the nasty hit he took today against atlanta. stay tuned. >> stay tuned for more sports sunday. ♪ ♪ afoot and light-hearted i take to the open road. healthy, free, the world before me, the long brown path before me leading wherever i choose. the east and the west are mine. the north and the south are mine. all seems beautiful to me. ♪ ♪ >> "action news" sports sunday sponsored by audi. ♪ ♪ >> here's the exclusive forecast, clouds late d

guys, we got our pal justin here. if he made a netflix series about his life, he'd call it "blacklist." [ laughter ] i don't know, it's like a a cia -- i don't know what the story is. or it could also be called "justin's world." that's right. that's like, more of like an animated version of it. [ light laughter ] so, yeah. but if he could, in the series, if he can cast anybody, he wants to cast vin diesel. it would be amazing. so for this next one here, "the e" the judges. can you guys do it in like a a blake shelton-style tone? country. modern country. ?? [ cheers and applause ] ? well there's too many justins out in the world spoiler alerting about the gilmore girls ? ? turning up the volume when they think they ain't hearing it right ? ? just a few many too many already on tv ? ? like the blacklist vin diesel justin's world here in the light ? [ cheers and applause ] ? but there was too many too many justin's world ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, the roots just did a song about you. not bad, man. not ba

i recognized them as the cisco kid and his pal. but i sent them off on a wild goose chase. >> what's happened? anything wrong? >> there sure is. jason tells me that the cisco kid and his pal held up the stage, killed lacey and the guard. ththe they are now. >> cisco, my bones tell me that something don't smell so good. >> spread the word. get your hands up. ?? >> what's all the shooting about? >> some men are trying to kill us. >> and for why we don't know. >> get into the house, quickly. >> thank you, miss. >> sheriff, what happened? >> well, i'm sorry to have to tell you this, marge, but a couple of outlaws known as the cisco kid and pancho held up the stage and killed your dad. n killed the guard. a few minutes ago they rode into town as bold as brass, but we'll get 'em. >> sheriff, , eriff! tell your men to come back. those killers are in the house. >> those killers are in the house. surround it. >> well, i'll admit it, it was clever of you putting the blame on that cisco kid and his friend but what happens if-- >> they got awa