isn't that something, pop? do you believe this, man? pop? pop? pop. me...a grandfather. has a nice ring to it, sort of like a cash register. yeah, well just don't go spending that money too soon, pop, because we've got to think about this. you're right, son. let's think about it. that's long enough. now, look. your dear, departed cousin george has left you 7,000 big ones, and all you got to do is have a baby. look, pop, i know $7,000 is a lot of money, man, but the thing that i-- see? it's things. it's--it's-- it's a color tv. it's a playboy key. it's--it's-- it's a new truck. and it's 3,500 trips to the $2.00 window. well, not yet, it isn't. just listen to this. "if the baby's not born within 12 months, "the money will be distributed to charities benefiting black people in america." that money is not gonna benefit well, even if i do decide to do it, pop, that doesn't give me much time, you know. you got 9 months. sometimes, you don't need that. you need at least 9 months unless you're a rabbit. no, you don't. what about that-- that girl, that peterson girl that married

"i didn't need pop." "i didn't miss pop." i heard you, now. don't deny it. i won't, pop. look. grady overheard us talking, and he heard me telling you that i don't need him around here. he heard me say that and , to keep from hurting his feelings, around here as you are, and that's the truth, pop. well, how do i know you're not lying to me about lying to him about lying to me? say that again? i can't. look, pop, i need you here. now, please, just believe me. why should i? because i'm your son. i am your son, aren't i? of course, you're my son. why else would you be around here 32 years free? and if that was wrong, then it's not my fault, it's your fault because you always told me that i should be concerned about other people's feelings, and you gave me warmth and sensitivity. well, if i gave you all that stuff, i ain't got nothing left for myself. so you believe me, pop? i believe you. hey, thanks a lot. and i'm sorry that i ruined the party last night, son. hey, that's ok, pop, but in the future, when aunt esther and your friends come over here, and a little kinder? i sure wil

pop-- i mean, it's a small world, isn't it, grady? pop, what are you and grady doing here? would you believe that grady needed a new bra? yeah! no, i wouldn't. i didn't think he would. ow. listen, son, i'm sorry, i just couldn't help it. but see, i wanted to know her, and i wanted to meet her and see if she had any possibilities. and, i like her. you do? well, i think that's great. did you hear that, honey? hey, hey, wait a minute! wait a minute! hold on, you take your hands off him, lady! what's a matter with you, pop? i thought you said you liked grace. grace? [stammering] that grown up lady there is your daughter? mm-hmm. uh, excuse me for a moment, grace. let me talk to you for a minute, pop. son, you got to be crazy! that woman must be 10 years older than you are. look, now i want you to listen, and listen carefully, because i'm only going to say this one time. now, grace might be older than i am, but she's mature and intelligent, and she's more woman than i've ever know in my life, and i happen to be in love with her. d if i do, i'm going to have to leave home. now, d

hey, you know, i think you're right, pop. if they give julio $12,000 for his place, man, we could get about 14 or 15 for ours. hey, it's almost 12:00, and they're not here yet. julio said they was gonna be here this morning, man. listen, son, don't worry. they'll be here. it's just an old trick that the japanese play. see, they say one thing and do another. [knock on door] see there? what did i tell you? i can tell you exactly what that guy's gonna look like. you can, huh? he'll be short with big, thick glasses on you just watch and see. he'll have on a pretty dress and some high-heeled shoes. mr. sanford? yeah, both of us. hi. i'm lamont sanford. how do you do? i'm helen funai, and i represent the funai real-estate company. oh, well, i'm fred sanford, and i'm president of, uh... sanford's junky junkyard, inc. won't you please come in? thank you. yes, come right in and sit down over here. relax. do you care for a snack or anything like that? i think i got some rice in the cupboard. pop, stop. no, thank you. if you don't mind,

ok, pop, it's a deal. now when the group gets here tonight-- now wait a minute, now wait a minute, just a moment. now you didn't say nothing about no group. all right, the deal is off. ok, ok. you want them groupies, you can have the groupies, but i just won't be here. well, that's up to you, pop. i'm gonna go next-door and get my things from julio's house and bring 'em back to my room. my room. our room. yeah, that's right. our room. in my house! [chanting gets louder] [knock on front door] oh, hi, salim. come on in. have i missed any of the touching? oh, yeah, but we saved some up for you. how touching. nice place, lamont. oh, it's nothing really. but a lot of it. e you! what hasn't been touched yet? my back. heh! oh! hey, can i get something for you, francine? uh, how about some sugar cubes? i'll see if we have any. i love you, lamont. i love you, brenda. hey, pop, what are you doing? like what? counting my silverware. 17... you're not even supposed to be here, man. i thought you were going out tonight.

say, miss-- pop! u hush. say, miss, i might be able to save you a little money on this appointment that you got. know what's wrong with you? you have poor circulation. that's what's wrong. if you take that girdle off... your hair wouldn't turn blue. what? well, i never. why don't you just sit here ya-chet-ing. you-ching. yachting. oh, yachting. hey, yachting? let's get on out of here, son. why? this man goes yachting. that means he's got a yacht. now, nobody has a yacht unless they have a lot. and where did he get that lot? from the people that have not. wait a minute. now, look. i already told you that the doctor's gonna give us a break on the price. now just cool it. i don't care nothin' about that, man. i want to hurry up and get out of here. well, i want to get out of here, too. i'll feel a lot better once i know the only thing wrong with you is your personality. hi, lamont. oh, hi, audrey. mr. sanford, i'll be with you in a second. hey, son. you didn't tell me they serve cocktails in here. mr. sanford? t

listen, pop-- i can explain it to you. pop, pop. pop. listen, pop. listen, pop. whatever it takes to get you out of here, you're gonna get it, i promise you, pop. no, but wait a minute, son, where are they taking me? they're taking you to surgery, pop. to who-gery? uh-uh. to surgery. they gotta operate on you. ain't nobody op on me. put me down, man! just relax, pop! now take it easy. [all yelling at once] what's the problem in here? wait a minute, wait a minute. may i ask you a personal question? who are you? i'm dr. jameson, chief of surgery. now, what's the trouble? well, doc, let me explain it here-- well, listen, doctor, they say they're taking my father to surgery and i just brought him in here e on his heart? you're not even close. it's not his heart. then what is it? he's scheduled for a removal of hemorrhoids. take him away now. wait a minute, doc! wait a minute! [yelling indistinctly] say, doctor, are you-- are you sure there isn't some mistake? i mean, i didn't know anything about my father having hemorrhoids. well, that's what's indicated on his chart

hey, pop. pop, how come you didn't know that? all i know is 4 things about horses: win, place, and show, and tearing up tickets. now neither one of those anytng to e kndo wit that the horse is not stolen. perkins probably picked that horse up for a song. by a soprano. shut up, grady. how did you let calvin con you into buying a lemon like that, pop? i mean howldnobofred sanford. i insisted on buying it. yeah, well, you better insist on something, 'cause that guy crenshaw is coming over here, and he's gonna take one look at that horse and he's gonna know the whole story behind him. i'll change his name. yeah. a lot of good that's gonna do. he'll look at that horse and he'll know it's been gelded. well, we g k. i got an idea. shut up, grady. yeah. that's good, too. i don't believe this. if i live to be 357 years old, i won't believe this. how does he look? like al capone. oh, well, perhaps the hat is a bit much. yeah, yeah. the hat. the hat should go because the pants look normal. son, you see, i know this--this is stupid, and i'm

when nixon resigned, pop, nixon's resignation was inconvenient for pop because he had scheduled, he was going sailing on his boat with me as it happens. this is 1974. .. >> i think it's just marvelous that after one of the most important events in american political history that you chose to write your column about peanut butter. [laughter] and pop replied, ken, you don't understand. when i relax, i write columns about peanut butter. when you relax, you write economic textbooks. [laughter] and, you know, i think in your, may i say one more time, brilliant introduction, you quote john kerry -- >> the conversation i had with him, yeah -- >> -- on pop in the context of the friendship with john kenneth galbraith. and john kerry, no conservative, i think said to you directly, i love bill buckley. and apropos the friendship be, he said that's what's missing in politics today. you know, we're -- and it is. >> you mentioned in passing, james, about the breadth of bill buckley's interests including his interest in pop culture, something that would be a little bit surprising to those who only kne

you love doing that, don't you, pop? well, good night, pops. no, wait a minute, wait a minute, look here, wait a minute. let me serve it, and then i'll leave in a little bit, and i'll just serve it to you. y'all got anything to drink? ench furniture polish. "bourougoleg" or something. hey, look here, reach inside my coat here. reach right in there. both: ripple! yay! this is what we was asking for! yay! oh, ripple! thanks, pop. ok. well, i'll just leave this here and you young folks enjoy yourselves. yeah, you do that. well, good night, pop. rollo: yeah, good night, pops, and thanks for the food. well, what would i do here with you young people? well, we was just about to dance. couldn't you stay and have a little dance? you young girls wouldn't be interested in my kind of dancing. yeah, old stuff like the boogie woogie and apple jack... and...trucking. uh-huh! come on, show us! yeah, give us a demonstration! no, you don't want to do that. good night, pop. wait a minute. let me go! these girls want me to show 'em, i gotta show 'em. della: that'

what's happening, pop? hey, son. what's happening, pop? world war iii. world war iii? yeah, why else would they let you out of jail? hey, man, lighten up on rollo, pop. he's been helping me all day birthday? no kiddin'. it's your birthy. well, i'll be dog gone. you're having a birthday. come on, man. you know tomorrow is my birthday, pop. and remember, you promised that you was gonna bring the decorations and the food and the liquor. your birthday. my, how time flies! seems like only last year it was your birthday. it fell on your birthday. ? it's my birthday party and i-- ? no decorations! and no booze. hey, no food! what kinda party is this gonna be? [knocking] hey, pop, would you get in here? ain't no decorations and no booze and no food. oh, lamosome. thank you, aunt esther. hey, lamont, huh? i would like for you to meet brenda, my man. uh... hi. [giggles] hello, lamont. hi. say, man, where's all the party decorations? and where's your old man? hi. oh, he, uh... can i get anybody anything? oh, sure. i'm starved. i'd give anything, anything, for an hors d'oeuvre and

did somebody-- pop? what are you doing here, pop? pop? yes. gerhard popwell. everybody calls me "pop" for short. listen, i got some money to spend if you'll sell me some things. well, lamont, take care of the gentleman. show him all of our haberdash. our what? haberdash. this is a haberdashery, isn't it? show him our haberdash. yeah, right. hey, pop, what are you doing here? d i am of you. for crying out loud. ah, yes. i'll take several of these, and i'd like a shirt. you got black on black? oh, you could order some, lamont. no. i wanted to wear it tonight. and please, don't butt in. the sweaters are right over here. thank you. say, couldn't you wait until i got home? yeah, but listen, son. i figured i'd make you look good if i come down here and bought $200 worth of stuff. where did you get $200 from? the bank. listen, do you have anything arments? uh, no, but can i interest you in a silk boxer? no. i got a doberman. hey, pop, what you take-- what you take the money out of the bank for? that's all the money we got in the world. i wanted you to get credit for

i'll tell my pop what you said ee you friday night. sure will. hey, pop. pop. fred: i'm coming, son. look here, son. i got this book over here-- yeah, i got it from the library. yeah, but see, i-- and it's all about famous people who left legacies. and it's called, who's who. yeah. right. i know that, but see that i wanted-- and your father, fred g. sanford, is goin' right here with the gynecologists and the biologists and all them dermatologists. right here in the capital js. for junkologist. yeah. look. see, i got something to tell you, pop and it's-- you know, son, i just don't remember when i been this happy. oh, yeah? yeah. and see, workin' on my art has given my life a new meaning. you know, something to look forward to. you know, because when i leave this work of art, i leave something people will remember. when i go and have that big one, the real big one, i leave part of my life here. something people will know and remember. yeah, pop, but see, i-- you know, son, i feel 10. no, 15. no, 20 years younger. you wanna play some stickball? uh, pop, see, sand

[door shuts] hey, pop? hmm? you went down to that doctor, and he told you everything he told me, didn't he? don't hate me, though, son. please don't-- don't hate me. i mean, you could hate me if it helps you, but don't hate me hate me. uh, you know what i mean? i don't know what i mean. pop, i don't hate you. i love you. well, i want you to hate me if it'll help your headache. and i know you won't hate me when you hate me, but you'll just be hating me to help your headache, and if you just try it, it might be good for you. so hate me. would you just stop it? this is silly. no, it's not silly for you to say you hate me. that's all i want you to do-- just say you hate me. well-- ok. i hate you. and i'll know you don't hate me, but your head will feel better. look, i'm not gonna say i hate you because i don't hate you. i love you. now i don't want to talk about it anymore. now why don't you just clean up this place? say you hate me. i'm not gonna say it. now why don't you just clean up this place? it's a mess. and

hey, pop, what are you doing here? lamont, go home. go home? would somebody tell me what's happening? bad news, lamont. some of our boys picked him up at the royal wilshire hotel about an hour ago in possession of some jewelry, allegedly the property of one francis albert sinatra, alias old blue eyes. hey, hoppy, you got to be kidding, man. there's got to be some mistake. no, son, it's true. i did it. would you tell me what's going on here, smitty? lamont, just relax and let me handle this. now, mr. sanford, when did you steal the alleged jewelry? it's allegedly steal the jewelry. oh, yeah, that's right. i missed that on the exam, too. cost me my straight-a at the academy. well, see, i stole it last night because i like to tiptoe through the twig light. and when you went to sleep, i tiptoed down to the hotel. smitty, what's he talking about? this ring, lamont. he says he stole it from frank sinatra. he didn't steal that ring from frank sinatra. he got that from behind the sofa at our house. listen, will you shut up? you ain't had nothin' to do

nice going, pops. i'm not pops, i'm lollipops, and you're the 4 all day suckas. aw, man. he's been gone an awful long time. yeah. he's been gone an awful long time. yeah. heh. aah. wait a minute, fellas. he's coming down. don't get excited. he's coming down and bring the money back. i hope so, man. no question. that's a lot of money, you know. he's gone. gone? yeah, but he left something. the money? no. the window open and a footprint in the soap dish. somebody's gonna pay me back my 25 bucks. u'll get your money back. d-d-d-don't start nothing. look, you'll get all-- you'll get all the money back. i feel sorry, son. i'm so sorry for you, son. i'm sorry for you, son. you sorry for me? yeah. 'cause i think he's gonna try to make you an orphan. leave him alone. now leave him alone. who is it? julio. oh, come on in, hoo. hey, man, whatever happened to that guy that beat us for all that money? i don't know, man. my father said he was going down to meet him well, man, i'll tell you something. as far as i'm concerned, forget about my 10 bucks, but you know how upset arms crowde

[knocking] look, now that's julio and his sister and his nephew, pop. now try and be nice to 'em, ok? i'll do as best as i can, son, but these--these creepin' blotches-- it's moving from my elbow up to my shoulder, and my shoulder bone is connected to my brain bone. and i might get a brain blotch. come in. carlotta, este es mi amigo lamont. my sister carlotta and her son roberto. it is indeed a pleasure. hello. y ahora, este es el pap? de mi amigo mr. sanford. mr. sanford, i want you to say hello to carlotta and her son roberto. hey, roberto, say hello to lamont and se?or sanford. hey, roberto. hi, lamont. hello, se?or sanford. buenos tacos. ha ha ha ha. [speaking spanish] well, you see, mr. sanford-- he'll love this one. adios, brat-os. hey, julio? yeah. tell your sister carlotta that i'm glad that she's here, and my home is her home. wow. that's nice, man. carlotta, dice que aqu? en esta casa, t? puedes estar como si t? eres en tu propia casa. ah, s?. muchas gracias. thank you very much. [speaking spanish] oh, no. no, no, no, no. no, no, look, no. you

yeah, pop, we are. you're stayin' right here. pop! cheyenne... better do like your father says, buddy. i'll see you later. where are you goin'? uh, i have to see somebody. who is it? may i come in? i'd like to talk to you. go ahead. when somebody's wrong, i think they ought to admit it. wrong? sure, i've been wrong about a lot of things, but not about loving your father if that's what you came to talk to me about. i love him, too. then why can't you understand that his love for me isn't gonna take away anything from you? maybe give you something you don't have? that's what i'm trying to tell you. what? i wish you would marry my father. i wonder if you have any jellybeans. i think so. have some? thank you, buddy. thank you very much. kind of late in the season for branding, isn't it? ed. let's find out. running iron. that's a triple o brand. i thought that ranch was a long way from here. well, it's more than 50 miles. that brand isn't over two minutes old. you'd think a cow and her calf would both wear the same brand, wouldn't you? cheyenne! cheye

pop, now, come on, pop. now, tell me what was going on in here, man. her in my bathrobe and you in yours. well, i'll tell you what happened. see, i was getting a couple of drinks, and i brought them over to dolly, stumbled on the rug, and spilled the drink in her lap, and she went upstairs to wash the stain out, and she put on your robe that's hanging on the nail in the bathroom. and when she put your robe on, being the gentleman that i am, i put my robe on so she wouldn't be embarrassed. and you expected grady to believe a cock-and-bull story like that? well, not my fault he didn't believe it. it's true. well, knowing you, it probably is the truth. it is the truth. and i've always said the truth will set you free. really! and set him free. that's great, pop, but where is she going with my robe? you still talking about that robe? that was my robe. i know it was your robe. well, why don't you give her your robe? because this is my robe. i had to have something to put on, didn't i? yeah, but what about my robe? she'll bring your robe back. how am i suppo

well, what do you say, pop? do you promise to stop putting julio down and bad-mouthing puerto ricans? i promise. hey, wait a minute, lamont. maybe just one more little thing, huh? well, mr. sanford, would you do me a favor and say...dio? huh? i said, say t?o. what's that? well, in spanish t?o means "uncle." say t?o. hey! you heard what the man said. say t?o. say t?o. you're not gonna say it? well, come on, julio. see you tomorrow, pop. ok, so long, mr. sanford. we see you later, huh? hey, wait! wait! wait! wait a minute! don't leave me! t?o. t?o. i didn't hear him. did you, julio? no, man, i didn't hear you, mr. sanford. hey, pop, me and julio didn't hear you. t?o. t?o! t?o! [lamont and julio laughing] that's nice, man. i said t?o, not chico, i'd like my newspaper now, if you don't mind. well, i do mind. getting your newspaper wasn't one of the promises i had to make. no, but watching what i wanted to watch on television was, and if you don't get my newspaper, i might not feel like watching roller derby tonight.

(pop keith) 'come on, get it over with.' no. pop, i'm alright. i'm not hurt bad. roden, fighting's over! all i'm asking you as a father, get my girl to a doc. you with the badge, comemeut with your hands up! - do as he says. - no, pop. [dramatic music continues] - you two, get the old man. - you gonna be alright, honey. there's somebody in town to get the bullet out. give me that key. get me out of these. you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble, mister. - string up the killer. - no! roden, i'll tell you again what the marshall told you. if my prisoner hangs, you'll all hang. 'i'll follow you the rest of my life.' think what you're doing. i know what i'm doing. your son's watch. is the law stealili watches? take your watch, dan. this is your watch? no. roden, i found this where your son was shot. don't listen to him. i aint been near that place in a year. (cheyenne) 'i found it where the body was lying.' . he lost his watch and i gave him mine. you lie. ed's watch was in his pocket when i bururd him. [dramatic music] give me that gun. it's your fault! you ga

look, don't drink it, pop. i ain't gonna drink it. i'm gonna pour it over my body and strike a match to it. man, that's some shock there, isn't it? holy mackerel. will you look at this, frances? look at this money. your brother must have hit a daily double or perfecta. put that back. put it back. come on over here. hey, where's my racing form? rodney, nobody's talking about racing. hey, pop, you look frozen. sure i'm frozen. i just got hugged and kissed by snow whitey. i'll be right down. all right, darling. take your time. ahh! caught you, didn't i? what? caught you trying to steal the money we was saving for a stereo. i wasn't stealing it, fred. i was just puttin' it back. see there. see, you was trapped by your own words. the question is, mr. intermarried, how could you possibly be putting it back in there if you didn't take it? ahh. see? case closed. and that's grounds for divorce. and i'm gonna divorce you from my sister by the power vested in these... i gotta tell you something. fred, i gotta tell you, frances said you were funn

and it did sound random like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. >> we took cover as we usually do when we hear shots. you get down. >> reporter: chief inspectors are here on site, we have not had an official update from police as to exactly what happened but once again an off-duty philadelphia police officer around 4:45 this afternoon here at tenth street and ogden he was shot in the hand, suspect has not yet been arrested, philadelphia swat teams, philadelphia police are combing through this area. i can tell you that the philadelphia police helicopter is high above the air with their spotlight but once again no arrests and that officer transported to jefferson hospital in stable condition. we're live here in north philadelphia, i'm greg argos for cbs-3 "eyewitness news". >> greg, thank you. >>> we have more breaking news, we have learned that a hit and run in philadelphia's overbrook section has claimed the life of an eight year-old girl. it happened around 4:00 o'clock at 63rd and landsdowne. the girl was rushed to children's hospital, there is no word on her identity. police are searching f

fighter. - pop, you bought a fighter? - [fred] uh-huh. - yeah, you see, he's fighting this week. you remember my old buddy yerby. - yerby? yerby's mixed up in this? - not mixed up, involved. - pop, how could you do any kind of business with yerby, man? anybody that goes door to door selling encyclopedias printed in crayon is deranged. (audience laughs) (audience applauding) how much did it cost? - a measly 50 bucks. i was saving that money for the truck. - well, forget the truck. - all right, i'll put a grill in junior's mouth and drive him to work. (audience laughs) - well, listen, you just wait and see. wait and see, son. i'll get us rich, and not just from junior's fighting, but from souvenirs and them sweatshirts and all that stuff they sell. - and just how do you plan on doing this? - i'm going down and renegotiating junior's contract. - pop, you don't know nothing about the boxing game. i used to box myself years ago. used to call me fast fist freddie with the floy floy. that's right, (mumbles), come on! try to hit

. >> pop, pop, pop. >> it wasn't a pop, hesitation pop, hesitation pop? it was one, two, three? >> as jane talked to investigators into the early morning hours, the awful news was getting around. >> we got a call about 5:00 in the morning. >> what happens to a person? you go to bed at night and everything's fine. the phone rings at 5:00 in the morning, suddenly your life is a very different thing. >> yeah. it's like an earthquake. it just shakes your whole foundation and being. and things are never the same after. it was awful. >> he just fell to his knees. he was on the phone and he just began sobbing and saying, no, no. >> yeah. >> and -- it was horrible. >> you don't believe it, but it's like -- how do you kill superman? how is superman dead? [ singing ] >> a few days later, dave's friends and family held a candlelight vigil. >> he was so loved. and every step we take, we take because of people like you reach out to us and are here to support my mother-in-law and my husband and our family. we just really truly appreciate that. thank you. >> lift up your candles for dave. >> b

would you dig yourself, pop? listen, as confucius once said, "if you don't want an order of knuckles in your face, then get your pork and noodles out my place." hey, man, ignore him. ignore who? ha ha! listen, man, i got to tell you... i listened to you last night, and it sounded fantastic. hat girl out of here. huh? that's not what he's talking about, pop. see, i called up the talkback show, and i said a few things, that's all. that's all? oh, listen, i'm telling you, it was terrific, man. the whole neighborhood is talking about it. what'd you say? well, i just, you know-- oh, he was, like, angry. he talked about old people and unemployment and ugly buildings. ish everybody would leave me alone, man. i got some work to do around here. i'll get this, son. don't worry about it. i'll make them leave you alone. don't you worry about a thing. you're lamont sanford. yes, sir, i am. who are you? and you're perfect-- absolutely perfect. [snaps fingers] hey, wait a minute. i know you. i saw you on television at the last

[earthquake rumbling] well, it's all over, pop, how do you feel? i'll tell you, pop. you know, it's a... it's a good thing we don't live closer to the san andreas fault. it could have been a lot worse. how could it be worse? look at all my stuff, it's broken. walls all cracked. oh, no! look at my antique chair. my louis the 14th. hey, why don't you sit down over there, pop. try to compose yourself. yeah. 'cause these earthquakes is hard on a fella. i don't understand why people move out here. earthquakes on the coast. 120 degree temperature on the desert. you ought to change the name of california what's a matter, grady? well, it's really nothing much to be concerned about, mr. sanford. he's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance, precipitated by acute anti-gravitational pull in the lower abdominal cavity. i gotta throw up! gonna be all right. i'm just a little seasick from the earthquake. i take it you and lamont have read this morning's paper, the article about the 2 russian seismologists. oh, yeah, i saw it. say, lamont, what's he talking about? what

pop goes the weasel. yeah. does he kill it? "pop," like in the street? nah, it's--it's an old nursery rhyme. it can't be thatatind of pop. i was singing it to theo in the tub. what the hell am i talking about? what did sylvia sasa she don't know. but her background's greek. uh, i'm naomomreynolds, a temporary civilian aide. arthur fancycy lieutenant in command of the squad. how do you do? how do you do, arthur? so i gather you were held up. our way to work? a woman was crying on the subway, and i went to help her. i was patting g r arm and so forth because she told me she'd been robbed, but come to find out when she got up,p,she'd. and that's why you were late. well, , lost my watch and my graduation ring, so i was filing a 61 report with the transportation police. well, that's a lousy thing to have happen, naomi, but i gather you do want to work your shift. yes, i do. i've been looking forward to it. ok. so this is your desk. tracking messages for the detectives, and receiving civilians. hmm. this is the catching area. yeah, that's right. exactly. being

pop, i-- popeye ain't got nothing to do with this. see, bowlegs is in trouble,

. >> pop, pop, pop. >> it was a pop, hesitation pop, hesitation pop? it was one, two, three? >> as jane talked to investigators into the early morning hours, the awful news was getting around. >> we got a call about 5:00 in the morning. >> what happens to a person? you go to bed at night and everything's fine. the phone rings at 5:00 in the morning, suddenly your life is a very different thing. >> it's like an earthquake. it just shakes your whole foundation and being. and things are never the same after. it was awful. >> he just felt to his knees. he was on the phone and he just began sobbing and saying, no, no. it was horrible. >> you don't believe it, but it's like -- how do you kill superman? how is superman dead? ♪ >> a few days later, dave's friends and family held a candlelight vigil. >> we're so loved. and every step we take, we take because of people like you reaching out to us, and are here to support my mother-in-law and my husband and our family. we really truly appreciate that. thank you. >> lift up your candles for dave. >> but they didn't know then what the p

in fact, that was really about all pop knew about national video. pop didn't follow it. he either found out how it was doing by reading the five star evening bulletin which came out at the close of the market or he would turn on the he'd even encourage me to follow it. i kept a journal of stocks that i followed in the fourth grade. i didn't know anymore about the companies behind the stocks beyond what pop knew about national video but i wasn't playing with real money. he was. sure enough, after pop had put a sizeable amount of his life's savings in national video on the way up, it started going down. like many people, pops didn't know what to do so he would check in with his brother who checked in with jack who told his brother who told pop that did. all i can say is that i am glad for two things, one is that pop never borrowed money to buy national video and, two, stocks blessedly stop at zero on the way down. pop lost everything, everything. i didn't notice the changes back then, but let's put it this way. we didn't take much vacation and we sure didn't stay at the ri

yeah, that's right, pops. that's today. that might be today, i thought you just said you had today's views. today's views is yesterday's news. oh, no, no, no, no, mr. sanford. there's nothing between elizabeth and me. that's what i'm worried about. ain't nothing between you. i wouldn't mind if something was between you, like a wall or a state. mr. sanford, i'm surprised at you. maybe my father will feel better if he understood the relationship the 3 of y'all. i know i would. uncle fred, uncle fred, look. delores and lewis and i are equal friends. now, what does that mean? that means i wouldn't do nothing with lewis that i couldn't do with delores. i mean, we'll be-- we'll be taking our meals together and we'll be studying together. that's right, and lewis is very handy. he can fix things around the apartment and stuff. but when it comes to anything else, he's got his dates and i got mine. yeah, and i got mine, heh. yeah, right. [knocking on door] who is it? esther: it's esther. we moved. open up. open up? we living in detro

pop, i-- popeye ain't got nothing to do with this. see, bowlegs is in trouble, and we're not gonna let him down for no reason. he needs us. and listen, i owe him a favor for the rest of my life because he introduced me to your mother. i didn't know that. you didn't know that? i could've swore i told you. ? the way you treated me ? ? i know i'm not to blame ? ? oh, jelly, jelly, jelly ? ? jelly stays on my mind ? ? jelly roll killed my papie ? ? it run my mama stone blind ? ? whoa, yeah ? thank you. thank you, pretty people. thank you. do--do i get... wash up and get your money, huh? forget about singing. [inaudible] and now, ladies and gents, without any further ado, here they are--the zanies! [zany music playing] ? hot ginger and dynamite ? ? that soldier's gonna serve tonight ? ? back in nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy ? ? would hurry a hurricane ? ? back in nagasaki where the fellers chew tobaccy ? ? and the women wicky-wacky woo ? ? in fujiama, you get a mama ? ? your troubles increase ? ? in some pagoda, she gets a soda ?

yeah, what do you think of it, pop? e state of the economy rules out merger as opposed to private enterprise. then, on the other hand, there's a better merger. you see, all i have to do is merge these knuckles with your 32 teeth. now, that's a merger. [indistinct] now, look, we're making the right move, man. you're the guy that told me yourself that i should take a vacation, right? well, now i'll be able to do that, and so will you. me? yes. when we're not here to watch the business, and who's gonna watch julio? pop, julio's completely trustworthy, man. a guy that owns a goat can't be all bad. and besides, he's got a lot of good ideas. he said that if the business works out, we could even sell franchises. you mean like them hamburger places? exactly. well, what're we gonna call it-- junk in the box? sign? what sign? for our new name, man. fuentes and sanford! vaya! uh, shouldn't that be sanford and fuentes? no, man. you see, "f" comes before "s." and besides, fuentes is such a beautiful name. i mean, fuentes... vaya. as

hey, sing pop goes the weasel. - sing it! - ? pop goes the weasel ? grab her up, you think i'm not gonna beat you? that lady's hurt, i'm gonna throw you off a roof like the guy you killed. he's threatening my life now! you better hope your lawyer lives up to the scumbag standards of his job. he probably would give me up. i don't think you got enough money. on the gate! keep singing? keep singing. sing it to him. ? pop goes the weasel ? morning. where's cynthia trumbull? what the hell's the matter with you? you got our witness. somebody kidnapped her. you think i had something to do with that? lutely, yeah. what you got in here, counselor, huh? some sugar for your dessert? i have no idea what that is. coke or heroin, huh? being herky-jerky like you arere i'd say coke. you had no cause at all. that's a completely illegal search. it was out in plain sight. you gonna tell us where this woman is? you gutless piece of crap. you're a collar. you're coming in. no, no, no... no, don't cuff me, please. don't take me out in cuffs. you remember that. remember, we

just pop it back in. >> oh, i-i -- go to a hospital. i don't pop. >> well, come on. the polls close in an hour. if you want my vote, just pop it back in. >> i-i don't want it that bad. i never popped in my life! i'm from brooklyn. no, we don't pop in brooklyn. i'm -- i'm sorry. >> come on! >> i have no popping experience. >> bernie! >> sorry. i'm sorry. >> bernie! [bleep] you, bernie! >> excuse me. excuse me. how are we doing? >> i'm so glad you could make it, bernie! the polls are closed. >> where's your coffee? >> oh, i-i had an incident -- >> what the hell are you talking about, an incident? just drink the coffee here! >> i don't want to drink the coffee here. 2%! what's 2%? i'm not drinking -- >> what are you, some weirdo psychopath? what's wrong with 2%? >> all right! all right! start the presses. headlines in. they feel the bern. huge voter turnout. huge. massive. ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? marty, this is wonderful! >> well for a lot of folks >> huge! election season can't end soon enough. with that in mind one won has huh? huge turnout! launched a new campaign with a you

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it versions of it -- >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this book here? "unfi

>> pop quiz time. >> you do not get a point. >> who knows morebo history, me or diane? >> we're about to find out. arlette saenz is here to cover all things d.c. >> before we get started. >> no, no, no. >> okay, so let's get started. pop quiz question number one. >> okay. >> who are the youngest and oldest -- >> john f. kennedy -- >> let her finish. >> no, reagan oldest. >> you both got one answer. >> if we had an opportunity to, like -- >> john f. kennedy was 43 years old when elected, and ronald reagan was 69 years old when he was elected. if he -- >> donald trump. >> she's not letting me finish. >> i think we should have a rule where you have to get the question out. >> no. in what game show is that? >> this is not "jeopardy." would be the oldest of the two, donald trump, and he would be the new oldest president ever elected. >> yes. he's 70 years old. i don't know who won that round. question number two. who was the first divorced president? >> reagan. >> there you go. kendis won that. >> see, i waited until she was finished. i gave you several seconds to wait aroun

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. rocked it all. love it. >> and like he didn't feel the need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they versions of it -- >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this book here? "unfiltered." co

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. love it. >> and like he didn't feel the need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guy like in the same color or ten versions of it -- >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this book here? "unfiltere

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just rocked it all. love it. >> and like he didn't feel the need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it like in the same color or ten versions of it -- >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombi

pop? ? make the holidays a treat with kellogg's rice krispies. i'm lucky to get through a shift without a disaster. my bargain detergent couldn't keep up. so, i switched to tide pods. they're super concentrated, so i get a better clean. tide. number one rated. ? we wish we can show you all of it. some called it a delay of game. some called it the keep of aret ra franklin turned the star spangled banner into an amazing performance of the ages. >>> we have a half a day of trading ahead for wall street. 100 million americans head to malls and stores this weekend and donald trump working to keep carriere in the united states. steve, happy friday. good morning to you. >> reporter: good morning, frances, very interesting. at the moment. it's a brief window when macys opened again. it's a huge shopping week here. we're talking 8 billion in three days. that's just the online shopping day of all time. the retailers are making hey. don't forget there is 3.trillion debt in america. elsewhere, very interesting to attack by donald trump supporters, accusing h

thanks, pops. so why ever talk about individual stocks th the information or we wouldn't have lasted as long as we have. in the end if there's a commercial product and the market is judged as commercial products, if it wasn't, i would have been cancelled. second i do it because of things -- national video. this is history. national video, american ago grow no, ma'am mick. st technologies, giant food, hines. these six stocks are at the core in your financial education. you can make money longer term. if you choose to invest in individual stocks as well as index funds. remember, index funds are preferable for the vast majority of you, but i know that you're going to want to buy them anyway or you wouldn't be watching "mad money", which brings me to the first of six stocks that were suggested by the show. national video. when i was growing up my father's brother knew a broker and that broker's name w i recall he played a lot of tennis. he had a really good backhand. my father worked hard. after the wa

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it like ie >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this book here? "unfiltered." c

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just >> and like he didn't feel the need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this boo

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just 'cause you sitting in my pop's chair, doesn't mean you the boss of this house. well, he left me in charge, so i guess that that's what that means! i'm the boss. and now the boss is gonna look at the little television. [knock on door] hey, lamont, your young lady is here. hi. hi. uh, he just went upstairs to get out of his ascot, he'll be right down. who? lamont. that's who you came to see, isn't it? why, no, duckie. i'm here to see you. uh, wait a minute. i don't understand. you mean, you came to see me? n won't come to mohammed, then mohammed will come to the mountain. so here i am! your little miss mohammed. oh, no, no, now wait a minute! now you gotta tell me some more. now, is your name really miss mohammed? are you a muslim? no, silly! you mean you don't remember? it's betty. betty heston. oh, yeah, sure. yes, what would you like? well, for sentimental reasons, why don't we have what we had that night? boilermakers. boilermakers? we had boilermakers? yeah, a shot of bourbon and a glass of beer. we had about 14 of them. and we never once stirred from that bo

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and fitch together. >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it like in the same color or te >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are changing. >> jimmy: are those stores i got that in this book

pop collar. like he had -- like a polo pop -- >> jimmy: he just looked cool. >> yeah. like -- >> jimmy: yeah, like he just rocked it all. love it. >> and like he didn't feel the need to dress up. but popping the collar changed everything. >> jimmy: oh it was the best. everyone was blogging about it, talking about it. >> i'm surprised it wasn't an abercrombie shirt, though. because my dad and i, fun fact, used to shop at abercrombie and >> jimmy: i use to work there. >> did you spray the perfume? >> jimmy: i was the -- i was the shirtless model. hello. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> well, you were my dad's inspiration. [ laughter ] you were his inspiration. no but we used to go -- he used to wear a uniform. you know, like guys if they like a shirt, they'll buy it like in the same color or ten versions of it -- >> jimmy: of course. >> so my dad -- i loved abercrombie, so he started wearing cargo pants and like the polo shirts. so i was surprised that it wasn't an abercrombie. times are cha