you know, i talked to you earlier, and, you know, you were disappointed with what happened. and you weren't sure whether you were here or not here, and frustrated. so i thought we could just talk about it, because it smells like retaliation to me. -you cut alex. -erik: right. lemonis: you cut diana. erik: not at all. not at all. diana: i think it is retaliation. i work endless hours for you. erik: diana, you make more money than anybody in this company. diana: erik, it's based on performance. erik: you make over $1,000 every week. diana: why? why? erik: you make over $1,000 every week, do you not? diana: i want you to say why. -erik: do you not? -diana: i do, but why? because it's based on performance, erik. erik: you make more money than anybody else in this company. diana: i have to, because i'm sitting here selling for you, erik, $20,000 a day. i've given you everything. i even take away from my home to spend my time here and give it to you. erik: sure. lemonis: here's the thing. pay is the most important thing to people. erik: that's why we got to work. lemonis: i don't

thank you very much. thank you. thank you. good luck, enjoy your life. >> on friday, president trump's -- trump begins a weeklong overseas, the first of his presidency. he meets in saudi arabia and israel, where he meets with prime minister netanyahu and talks about the wall in jerusalem. meetingls to rome for a with pope francis before a nato meeting in brussels. the last stop, sicily, for a meeting of the g7 conference. to be aer you're going dentist, lawyer, teacher, or accountant. let your guiding principle be truth and service. is not an entitlement. it has to be earned and earned every day through the lens of humility. lifer greatest passions in often force us to face challenges that seem insurmountable. you can conquer these challenges, and they will shape and strengthen your character. 8:00 p.m., night at 2017 commencement speeches. , educationenators secretary betsy devos in daytona beach, florida. draked president eileen at university of alabama in huntsville. the executive chairperson of the starbucks at arizona sta

and then you ask him why they should do business with you? are you kidding? what were you thinking? >> i was just trying to get an idea of what they're--what they have, if they had anything new. if i could learn about what they had. >> but then ask the questions. do the interrogatory as opposed to saying, "why should we do business with you?" and then, when you talk, you're a reflection of me, and i don't operate that way. i don't want to go into meetings and be embarrassed. going forward, i want you to listen and think before you talk. that's all i want from you. are we clear that that will never happen again? good. holy purple! this is the way our place should look. those guys totally blew that nascar meeting, but my job is to make money and get refocused on putting process in place. so i'm heading to purple platypus to buy a 3-d printer. if you want to compete with the big boys, you have to have the latest technology. a 3-d printer allows us to build prototypes right on site. this is printed? >> that was printed. >> layer by layer. >> by investing $270,000 in this 3-d printer, it

thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. [applause] much.den: thank you very thank you. i think maybe i should sit down now. [laughter] joe biden: mr. president, it is an honor to be here. board colbyr of the trustees, especially my good friend dean rows, colby trustee. , i canean this without say this without fear of contradiction, one of the wisest councils ever served as chief of offf, pete is a man incredible personal integrity. and a good friend. i was friends with his mom dad your they helped me when i was a 28-year-old kid announced for the senate to get elected, and he has become close friends with my deceased son beau biden and my other son. your trusty now living in washington, robert hoopes. thank you. my fellow on every, degree honorents -- on every -- e, degree recipients, and mr. president, it has been a couple times. for you to complain about cold is a democracy. i have never been so cold here. , not asnot make maine much snow, i acknowledge. thank you for choosing colby, president, come back we need you. [applause] and amazing grace, where are you? god lo

" >> you come out here, you run down our country. it is a country we love. it is a country we're proud of. >> i think i'm stronger than you. >> we don't boo you because you support russia. >> get ready to dwayne the swamp at electo mania 2020. >> running around here looking like a big fat bowel of fruity pebbles. >> it is an ought-out smack down of democracy. >> you're right. he is scared. you're right. >> we're looking at what would happen if a homeless lumber jack banged an oompa loompa. >> jimmy: we're going the take a break. when we come back, makes mischief at costco. so stick around. we will be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >>> abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by -- thof how q got curly. quin was crazy about curls. curly straws. curly haired dogs. even those cute curly tails on pigs. but to quin's chagrin everything about her was so very straight. which made the next twist so amazing. did she expect to find a high-end hair curler at a mind-bendingly low price? never. but that's the beauty of a store full of

we need you, the country needs you, and the world as you. -- the world needs you. as allison said to me, boy, we cannot wait until we are in charge. i can't either. neither can our world. get out there and do your thing, your howard family will always be with you, every step of the way. congratulations, graduates. [applause] bono: what am i doing here? and more to the point, what are you doing here? if you don't mind me saying so, this is a strange ending to an ivy league education. for years and these historic calls thinking great thoughts, and now you are sitting in a stadium better suited for football, listening to an irish rock star in a speech that is so far, mostly about himself. [laughter] what are you doing here? actually, i saw something in the paper last week about kermit the frog giving a commencement address somewhere. one of the students was complaining, i worked my ass off for four years to be addressed by a sock? [laughter] bono: you have worked your ass for this. for four years you have been buying, trading everything you have in this marketplace of

next thing you know you get pummeled by a wave and you forget. oh, i just swallowed -- oh, i just swallowed! it was still a great trip. i mean, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i love horses but that is not my idea. >> david: yeah, yeah, floating poops is no good. [ laughter ] i see you, you get paparazzi'd a lot. at airports? >> yeah, i can't stand the -- oh, i was going to say, i can't stand the tmz thing but you must like it. [ laughter ] yeah. you've ever seen the heather locklear, right? talking about the -- your endowment? >> david: oh, yeah. >> large -- >> david: she put out a big weiner story. laugh live [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] first of all -- yeah, first of all it's not true. but she's very nice to say that. [ laughter ] i think the thing is, it's a small backdrop, you know what i mean? like an optic illusion. [ laughter ] like a david blaine thing. i did have dinner two nights later and the bouncer goes, come on man, what's up? congratulations on all that. all that. he goes, you know what i'm talking about. you got it. i go, oh, oka

and i know you won't, because you are here today. you worked very hard. you have already demonstrated, by earning your degree, that you have that tenacity and perseverance to succeed. enjoy this important and great moment in your lives. ,ll the hard work has paid off and we are also proud of you and what you have accomplished. with what you have learned at unh, you have the tools to have a rewarding and successful career here in new hampshire, add anything you put your mind to -- at anything you put your mind to. i want to thank you so much for having me here today. it is a deep honor to share this special day with you. i wish you every success in your career and life. i know we are going to see great achievements from the class of 2017, all of you here today, and i wish you the very best luck. thank you for having me. [applause] announcer: general serving as the chair of the joint chiefs of staff, the highest ranking officer in the u.s. military. he gave the commencement address at his alma mater, st. michael's college in vermont. [applause] general dunf

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you fund this support program, do you not do you put in a tariff? tooout subsidize? do you not? that's a political conversation. go right ahead. and then the law that comes out will have political flavor it to. don't have a problem with that. but if your law somehow pivots on something that is not scientifically true, you're building a house of cards where the first two floors look stable but they're cometly hollow and empty and by the time you put on a third floor the whole thing collapses. nature is the ultimate judge, jury and executioner of what is true. >> host: space chronicles, 2012. we need to go back to the moon. >> guest: i will not say what we need to do. i'm not a pundit trying to get everyone to agree with an opinion i might have. what i do instead -- space chronicles is collection of everything i have ever thought and written on space exploration and so it contains op-eds and articles, speeches. it's an amalgam and it's easy to dip in and out of but i'm not going to say, we should go to the moon. whyll say is -- what i'll say is that highly ambitious exercises ', c

and so, you have risk. you could get fired. one thing i'd like to do before i give you this check is i'd like to get tina's input. -so, do you want to grab her? -keith: i sure will. lemonis: while i could've asked for a much bigger percentage, i felt like the only way this deal was gonna work is if i put in a reasonable amount of money to solve problems but i left them with enough equity to feel like they were still driving the bus and would keep them interested. my offer is $270,000 for 1/3 of the business. but i'm gonna be totally in charge. it's not for a day, it's not for a week. it's forever. tina: we need the help. we need the help. lemonis: we have a deal? dean: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -keith: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -tina: we have a deal. lemonis: i'm gonna give the money to you. keith: absolutely. absolutely. lemonis: so... tina: this is good. lemonis: ...i have one last twist. tina: [ laughs ] lemonis: in order for you to be able to deposit that check, you have to prove to me that y

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that you use with a male partner. that you kind of -- you know. i mean, it's a hard "r" so it's hard to say exactly. >> jimmy: it's a real grapefruit. >> real. >> jimmy: this is a real thing? this is a movie thing? >> this is a real thing. >> jimmy: that people do? >> people will ask you, have you been grapefruited? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. yes. you've never been grapefruited? >> jimmy: i've never been grapefruited. [ laughter ] i'm dying to know what grapefruiting is, though. >> yes, yes. if you come see the movie, you'll get a real clear tutorial on it. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you knew about this previous to the movie? >> i did. >> jimmy: or you learned it from the movie? >> no. >> jimmy: am i the only one -- >> you're the only one. this has been around for years, right? [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like you don't really. >> no, they do, they know. it's been around for years. >> jimmy: tell me what it is. yeah, you know what it is, tell me what it is. >> i've never done it. [ laughter ] >> she

>> you say that you, you know, you're not dating much. right? >> uh-huh. >> you don't have a brother. so you don't find anyone. >> that's why, that's why? >> yes. >> i don't have anybody to compare to, no brother. >> in women are attract today their brothers, and you don't have a brother, ie -- >> no man. >> no man. >> no, no. being attract today your brother is like being attracted -- not attract today people like that but almost like yourself, they ' like you, like your genetic component, they're like you, family dynamic. >> i wonder if it works for sisters, mike the women you date, do they like resemble your cyster? >> i have four sisters, let me go through the roll owe decks of my sisters. >> i think we already say it. >> there is kathleen, there is kathleen. >> pretty obvious. >> there is susan. there is mary ann and joanne. >> do they look alike at all? >> what? >> after a good long vacation in the caribbean. >> after they get a little color? >> little color. >> okay, so, kit kat kline, is she in the control room right now, megan? kit kat

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guess so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why are you -- why are you -- >> you didn't -- you didn't -- you didn't seem to have a lot of time for me at the "snl" after party when you hosted that night. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. i wanted to talk. >> me and my friend zog who's the warm-up act who you guys all saw for a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we tried to say hi to you, you big-timed me. you were hanging out with harry styles -- >> jimmy: i wasn't hanging out -- [ cheers and applause ] >> lorne michaels. >> jimmy: lorne michaels. >> like you don't see lorne michaels every day? couldn't walk over? >> jimmy: i just hosted "saturday night live" with harry. so i was like, "oh, my gosh, josh, i'm going to come right back." >> i'm just busting you. >> jimmy: i know, i know you are. >> you were tired. >> jimmy: you were jealous. >> i got to talk to your wife, which was really nice. >> jimmy: i know, but i was jealous that she got to talk to you. >> it was fun. it was great. you were great that night. good job. >> jimmy: you're a good man. i appreciate that. i got to meet your baby. that's the c

he gave you chocolate. you said you didn't like chocolate. he said he would throw that chocolate in the fire. strong move. i believe that you are engaged to peter! true or false? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, there's no cracking you. but i hope it works out. they never work out. [ laughter ] >> well, i would love to be the first. i would love to prove you wrong. >> jimmy: it is as you said a season of firsts. and who knows? [ applause ] rachel, everybody. the bachelorette. monday nights on abc. we'll be right back with bush! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to jim carrey. thanks to rachel the bachelorette. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album, "black and white rainbows." here witth bush! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ no saving me from drowning you were silent as a raincloud â™

you never met jason miller, did you? have you met kellyanne conway? >> the beauty of it is -- >> she's denying meeting you. >> listen, if you look at the statements by president trump on election night, late in the evening, he was talking about this was not a campaign, this is a movement. i was very proud to be part of a movement. and really people look at -- >> i'm trying to understand exactly what part of the movement you were. you weren't in any meetings with the candidate. you were in public rallies where thousands of people were. i don't think those people could say that they had been in a meeting with donald trump. most people in the campaign are denying kind of knowing you. i'm just trying to get -- you won't say who brought you into the campaign. you won't say what the topic of policy papers, which you have said you actually sent are. so it's not clear to me exactly how real you were a part of this campaign other than how you portrayed yourself when you were in moscow. >> i think as i have explained to a number of people, anderson, i was not a

you know. you may think it and you may feel it, but you dare not say it. that's uncivil. so it was not said. i mean, once in a while, i got a little something, you know, why did you come here, you know or something. but for the most part -- and meanwhile, they didn't know what i was going to say or do. they didn't know if i bought into the code ofsy civ sy krisc. when martin luther king was assassinated, i was in law school. i came to school that day, no one said a word. not a student, not a professor, no one said one word. nothing. and at the end of the day i went to jeremy, who was the other black person in my class and i said, jeremy, do they know? i said do they know? >> of course they knew. >> of course they knew. but in many of their minds king was a rabble-rouser. they didn't say it but they're thinking, well, he asked for it. so what i mean is it was environmental, what i'm talking about here. you could feel it, you know. and i said, well, that's me understanding i know where i am. i know where i am. but that's an example. if i had to do it all over again, i would

you say -- >> as a player you see certain things. >> jimmy: i got you. what does an nba superstar get for his mom on mother's day? >> what does she get herself for -- >> jimmy: oh, is that how it works? >> she kind of ordered what she wanted already. >> jimmy: she tells you or she just orders it? >> so she came to me. i think this was re very strategic. she came to me about a week ago asking for some diamond earrings. and she's like, man, ain't i worth it? when she said that, what do you do? you've got to get them. so i got her -- >> jimmy: you got her two or one? because you could really send a message if you just give her the one. >> jimmy: the nba draft lottery is tomorrow night. you were drafted in 2010. what is that experience like? who comes with you? how does it go? >> it was fun. honestly, it was fun. it was my first time to new york for one. and the family's first time to new york. >> jimmy: wow. >> and my parents' first time flying, period. it was awesome to get my grandmother there, my dad, my mom. we had family friends there, my sisters. it w

you see, i'm busy. >> it can't see you. it's more of a voice thing. >> stephen: please welcome demetri martin. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: hey. >> how are you? >> stephen: good, nice to see you again. >> thanks for having me. >> stephen: it's been a white whooil burnght people may not know this that you and i were both correspondents on "the daily show. of. >> yes, one of us was more successful at it, but we were both. >> stephen: just longer. when did you first start there? >> i started there as an intern. i think it was, like, '97. >> stephen: that's when i-- >> yeah -- >> stephen: so that was back in the craig kilburn days. >> i think a couple of months before you started. i'm not pulling rank or anything but i have seniority -- >> stephen: you understand. you come before me in the library of congress catalog. >> i'm sorry, i couldn't make it to the reunion. >> stephen: sorry, yeah, no problem. thank you very much. i heard you dropped out of law school to be a performer. >> yes. >> stephen: why did you do that? >> i

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they supported you, they encouraged you. they prayed you through. so before we go one step further, class of 2017, why don't you break protocol a little bit, stand up, turn around, catch the eye of one of your loved ones in the stance and show them just how thankful you are for all the years of love and support that brought you to this day. [applause] vice president pence: and before i forget, to all the midshipmen who are here today, the whole cell phone thing in that last deal, your minor conduct offenses are completely forgiven. [laughter] [applause] vice president pence: today marks the end of four years of training at the united states naval academy and the commencement of a voyage that will take you into uncharted waters. but make no mistake and have no doubt, you are ready to leave. the training and education you received here has prepared you well to face the challenges that lie ahead because today, you graduate from an incomparable institution. it is remarkable to think that for more than 170 years, , children of liberty have come to the un

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when you get a pop, you look to take that off quickly and then you have that call spread. >> for you guys, obviously watch that fear index that hit an all-time high this week. what does that imply? is it because premiums are actually lower on the hulls or is it -- >> so that is a function of two things, the implied volatility on the options in the s&p of a 30 day duration and the other is where the s&p is. if it drops, it will lower options. so there is basically a sensitivity to the price of the s&p in there as well. >> the bottom line is no vics atfs. >> no. >> that is not a good investment play. >> time for the final call. carter worth. >> if you're long, take profits in mcdonald's or sell short. >> well, here is the thing, we had a debate about the target. it is not trying to pick a falling knife or anything, but setting up for some fundament events. i like it. >> it looks like our time has expi expired. check out the website. meantime v a great weekend. we will see you back here on monday on fast. mad money with jim cramer starts now. a paid presentation for the abdoer 360 fitne

warren: thank you. thank you. thank you. thank you. u-mass. it is good to be here. thank you or inviting me to be here with you today. i really do love visiting this campus and seeing the great work done by students and faculty. u-mass a lot of th amherst grads on my staff. you have turned out smart people. i know because i hire them. to see stan rosenberg, whatstate delegation, and a great team you have working for you in western and central massachusetts. i was a law professor for years. this is not my first commencement speech. if i go longer than 20 minutes, i know that it will be my last. i understand every extra minute i speak is that much longer before you can hit the bars. [applause] sen. warren: not that some of bars, ofto hit the course. imagine my surprise last week when i got my daily news roundup , and front and center was, "elizabeth warren's commencement speech drinking game." [applause] say, theen: i have to timing was perfect. i was suffering writers block. got menking game. m going. the downside is now i know what you are hiding under the ropes. be

what do you do? what do you do next? >> the first amendment -- he wants to talk about the first amendment? the latter wasn't allowed to be read on the floor of the senate last week under the constitution. yet, at the same time -- trying to defend someone like a fascist, speaking at a college campus. >> tucker: i don't want to abrade your speech rights. thanks for coming on. dozens of kids at notre dame university walked out of the vice president rather than listen to him talk. that is a terrifying prospect. up next, we'll talk to michael walked in about why politics has walked in about why politics has invaded even commencement♪ surfing is a sport that takes a lot out of you physically. from the moment i wake up on my tempur-pedic mattress i feel like i am ready to take on the day. i don't have aches and pains from the previous day's training and i feel like myself. i wake up feeling stronger. a better surfer. a better me. ♪ now through june 11th, save $600 when you buy select tempur-pedic adjustable mattress sets. f

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you voted. you voted. people told him his vision was impossible, i am sure they continue to say that so long after he started. at the beginning with just 154 students. the fact is, no one has ever achieved anything significant without a chorus of critics standing on the sidelines, explaining why it cannot be done. nothing is easier, or more pathetic than being a critic. they are people that cannot get the job done. the future belongs to the dreamers, not the critics. the future belongs to the people who follow their heart, no matter what the critics say because they truly believe in their vision. at liberty, your leaders knew from the beginning that a strong athletic program would help the so the school might transform more lives. that is why a crucial part of reverend falwell's vision for making liberty a world-class institution was having a world-class football team. much like the great teams of notre dame. great school, great place. in fact the vice president mike pence is there today, doing a fabulous

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you police what you do and how you say it and you try to make sure that you're asking, you know, not the how do you feel questions, but the what does it mean questions and that requires a constant awareness of what it is that you're saying and what you're doing and how you're saying it. and then listening to the answers. my great fear in my interviewing is that i ask a question someone says, well and that's when i killed my wife and i don't hear it because i'm thinking of the next question. you want to really always be on and that's harder than people think. >> that's never happened, has it? >> not quite that, but close. sometimes you don't hear it. >> would you think of yourself from the this description that television had a much greater impact on return phone calls and access that you had. >> um-hum. >> and that talking to young people you get a greater feedback from what you say than you may if you talk to adults i'm guessing? >> when "saturday night live" did a spoof of the vice presidential debate and queen latifah played me, i got huge street creds with kids in a way that the

wall. >> jimmy: you what -- you bowled a 301, didn't you? >> steve: yeah, did you ever see somebody bowl a -- bowl a a 300 and lose? [ laughter ] come on, that's for your mom and dad. and grandpa. >> jimmy: come on, hey. that's clean -- that's good comedy. >> steve: that's clean good comedy. [ laughter ] goodness gravy. these people are hard to please. >> jimmy: pro, taco tuesdays. con, what the hell is happening to our country wednesdays? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well, that's always nice. [ laughter ] well, there's pizza. pro, trying the president's favorite food. con, russian leak soup. oh, actually we have a a recipe -- we have a list here for that. check this out. yeah. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. russian leak soup. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, pro, getting to know your co-workers. con, until they're fired the next day. that's your pros and cons, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we have a new bit on the show we're going to try out. we'll be right back with "tonight show" musicality! get ready! it's brand new! it's huge

i'm worse than you. i'm worse than you. you know what? i'm glad i got yelled at by like randall stephenson. if i'm going to get yesterday at by someone. it's not edison, it was alexander graham bell with the telephone. with the watson thing. >> with the telephone, yeah. so we're both at least -- >> you're not -- as a millennial you are not entitled. welcome back to "squawk box" on cnbc live from the nasdaq marketsite in times square. you try, you know, just talking on tv three hours a day when you're, you know -- get up at 4:00 in the morning. afl-cio unveiling its executive pay list. the list tracks ceos income for 2016. among the findings the average ceo made 347 times more money than the average rank and file worker. joining us afl-cio president richard trumka. it begs the question, and it's good to see you, mr. trumka, i guess -- >> thanks for having me back on. >> is your idea, or as a remedy if you think a remedy is needed is shining a light on this? i guess that's the reason for this initiative, i think i've asked you before, you'r

you must have done something. what did you do? what did you do? something. and trump's not just trying to undo obamacare. he's also trying to undo obamalunch, because his administration is rolling back michelle obama's push for healthier school lunches. >> audience: boo! >> stephen: you could tell this was going to happen when they replaced her white house vegetable garden with a nacho bar. that looked good. you guys remember last month when trump ordered a missile strike on a syrian air base? it was the most violent assault on a runway not ordered by united airlines. ( applause ) it all-- it all-- friendly skies. it all went down while trump was dining at mar-a-lago with the president of china enjoying what trump described as the "most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen." which is why the mission's code name was "operation dessert storm." ( laughter ) coulde could be a misspelling. ( applause ) well, we just got new details from commerce secretary and jeff dunham puppet gone rogue, wilbur ross. ( laughter ) secretary ross was speaking a

you never know. you never know. (applause) if there is one word that has been synonymous with the trump presidency, from day one, it's been scandal. in fact now everyone who works in the white house has changed their ring tone to da, da, da! last week it was firing fbi director james comey who was coincidentally investigating trump's ties to russia. then monday we found out that trump revealed national security secrets, coincidentally to the russians. and then last night to complete the triology, yet another trump scandal drops. >> there is more breaking news, indeed another blockbuster revelation. the report saying that president trump asked then fbi director james comey to end the investigation of michael flynn, the president's former national security advisor. >> now it turns out that director comey has notes, notes and memos that document what he says the president said to him in private. >> is it president trump asked the fbi to end the investigation, is that the straw that breaks the camel's back. >> trevor: j

. >> did you pull broad you off the beach? >> yeah, you bet i did. the councilman's both accident was no accident at all and our investigation led us back to huntly. >> you don't do investigations. you're life guards. police do investigations. when you do it it's just a bunch of guys investigating another bunch of guys -- no offense, you're included in that. >> none taken. >> leave law enforcement to the police and you guys just do the jobs they hired you to do. you remember? the life guarding stuff. >> spliive splash. ( laughter >> stephen: please welcome rob huebel! ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: please. now-- >> that's a crowd. that's a serious crowd. >> stephen: it is a serious crowd. ( cheers and applause ) that's a serious pander. well done. really well done. here's the thing. nice to see you again. people probably don't know this about you and i, but we used to have offices next to each other at the "daily show. of the. >> that's right. >> stephen: it was me and steve carell in one office. and you were in the office next door to me. and who

david: so when you went the bank route, did you ever expect you would move back to new york, or you thought you were going to chicago and that would be your career? jamie: i had no idea. i love chicago by the way. it is a great city. i really did not know. there is a cartoon of me sitting at an airport, and the person saying to me, mr. dimon, there are no scheduled flights to new york. and in chicago, when i go to chicago, they did not believe i was going to move here. are you moving here? are your kids going to school here? yes, i am really here. i'm staying here. when i was in chicago i said, if i die, if i spent my whole life in chicago and i die, and they ship my ashes back to new york, they would say, i told you. [laughter] jamie: i did not know. i remember the banking industry was still kind of consolidating, so i knew if i did a good job, i would probably be part of that. i did not know i would be an acquirer, building up a bigger regional bank or be an acquirer. it is not up to me. it is also up to a board of directors. to me you make a company as good as you can, and it creates all

>> hey, how you doing? good to see you -- thank you. >> are you reading the story? >> no, i'm reading a book about afghanistan. >> seth: yeah, i'm reading something about afghanistan. you know, like, how to move there. [ laughter ] today, ryan finally took reporters' questions at a press conference. and when asked about the mounting scandals in the trump white house, suggested that some of the new revelations may be politically motivated. >> look, there's been a lot reporting lately. i think that requires close examination. let me tell you what i told our members just this morning. we need the facts. it is obvious, there are some people out there who want to harm the president. >> seth: yeah, you know who one of those people is out there harming the president? the president. [ light laughter ] trump is harming his presidency so much, i wouldn't be surprised if he was throwing it because he has money on his own impeachment. [ laughter and applause ] before he was sworn in, i bet he called his bookie and said, "i'll take the under." [ light laughter ] and that wasn't

if you walk the walk you talk the talk. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance you switch to geico. hide the eyes. it's what you do. show 'em real slow. ♪ ♪ party [beat-box vocals] ♪ you're gonna rock the party ♪ there's a lot of stuff michael follows online. then he tried tostitos scoops and salsa... ...and started following them in real life. no! and kept following... ...everywhere. wow, okay. boundaries, michael... boundaries. hey, mike. 'sup? oh... tostitos. bring the party. >> trevor: welcome back it the daily show. by now, by now we've all seen the terrible footage of that united passenger who, let's just say, found himself in a surprise boxing match. now normally these stories just disappear. but this event was so egregious that three weeks later this happened. >> airline executives will be questioned on capitol hill this morning after recent scandals over the way passengers are treated. representatives of four major u.s. carriers are expected to testify before the house transportation c

, because when you assume, you make an "ass" out of you, mick mulvaney. ( laughter ) ( applause ) now, let me see if i can help. let me see if i can help. here's a basic math lesson for donald trump. if a train leaves washington, d.c., traveling at 40 miles an hour, please get on it. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) just go. just go east, actually. just go east. what happened overseas? oh, trump visited the vatican, visited the vatican. that's exciting. it's one of the few places on earth with more old men than his cabinet. ( laughter ) if you remember, back during the campaign, trump butted heads with the pope over immigration, so people were expecting this first meeting to be a bit tense. and based on this picture, it was. "i was wrong. i was wrong. there is no god." ( laughter ) i don't know why they call him "the joyful pope." maybe this is just the way he acts when he meets world leaders. jimmy, got a photo of him with anybody else? oh! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ i had the time of my life and never felt this way before ♪ afterwards, when asked for his impression of the pop

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[cheers and applause] - [sighs] you people just don't give up, do you? - "the american government finally gave in to the natives, "and had the mahalo rewards cards reinstated. "our two cultures, it appears, will once again live in peace." [cheers and applause] "with the war at an end, "our butters is able to have his hapa noa ceremony "and, with any help from the gods, become his old cheery self again." - and so it is with great honor that we recognize these two natives with their hapa loa. take your cards, boys. a puy loa hapa loa! apa a a hoo ha! - [blowing conch weakly] - it's finally over, young keiki. is your anger at rest? - yeah, i guess so. except it still doesn't change the fact that ben affleck gets to be handsome, talented, and then gets to go home and kiss jennifer lopez. - ben affleck isn't with jennifer lopez anymore. he's married to jennifer garner. - yeah. - it's true. - what? really? but i thought i was totally jealous of him! he's just married to jennifer garner? oh, my gosh. i feel so much better! - you do? - yeah. oh, i like that ben

thank you, thank you, thank you, piano hand. right after the vote the republicans went over to the white house where donald trump spoke about the bill in front of the nation's strategic white guy reserves. and he wanted to be very clear about what this is. >> this is, make no mistake, this is a repeal and a replace of obamacare, make no mistake about it. make no mistake. tz yes, make no mistake. we've already made enough for today. all the mistakes are taken. and trump did have a very important question for the assembled. how am i doing? am i doing okay, i'm president, hey, i'm president, can you believe t right? tz no, we still can't. it's just-- (cheers and applause) swrz here i stand with pi back against the wall. >> stephen: and trump walked about-- talked about everyone who came together to pass this bill. >> we have the tuesday group, we have so many groups. the we have the freedom caucus, we have-- and they're all great people. we have a lot of groups tz yeah, a lot of groups. the guys who wear stripe tie, the guys who we