. >> the late show's stephen colbert was hosting a live election night special, a seemingly dream gig for the comedian who believed he'd be documenting history, the dawning of a hillary clinton presidency. he began the show upbeat. >> you don't need to chant my name. america doesn't have dictators -- yet. >> here you have a guy, a host ready to tell a certain number of jokes that he expects are going to come out in the way he wants. and instead the show starts to turn. >> bill carter is the author of "the war for late night." >> so he's like in between. he doesn't know which way to go. >> when trump wins a state, it will turn bright orange. >> colbert tried to keep the jokes coming as the race got closer and closer. >> this one is a nail-biter, and a passport-grabber. >> then political experts gave colbert some shocking news. trump had taken the lead, winning two key states. >> the momentum shifts, and his energy level drops. all the things about a woman being president, which was probably the theme of the night, has to be rejected and something else on the fly put in. >> would you ca

glorious ( cheers and applause ) show with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes sarah jessica parker, pete holmes and musical guest jack black featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert! (applause). >> stephen: hey, everybody, please have a seat, everybody. you're very kind. hey, everybody, what's going on. welcome, welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody, i'm your host, stefer encolbert, everybody, everybody, everybody is still talking about yesterday's unprecedented white house immigration, was it immigration bipartisan summit. why did donald trump let them keep the cameras on? people are speculating that president trump was just trying to show that he could do his job. >> i may not be a real president, but i play one on tv. oh, i'm also the real president? wow. trump clearly considered it a success because today he did it again with his cabinet meeting. and listen to how he kicked things off. >> welcome back to the studio. >> stephen: you're not in

stephen colbert's interview of jake tapper's interview of stephen miller. >> stephen: mr. miller, thanks for sitting down with me. >> good to be here. >> stephen: now, everyone is talking about this book, michael wolff's "fire and fury." but i want to know, what do you have to say about this book? >> the author is a garbage person of a garbage book. >> stephen: okay. how about this one? >> page after page after page of the book is pure false. >> stephen: and this one? >> nothing but a pile of trash through and through. >> stephen: and, finally, this one. "midnight confessions" by stephen colbert. >> something magical happening in the heart of this country. >> stephen: aw, that's sweet.

glorious ( cheers and applause ) show with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes sarah jessica parker, pete holmes and musical guest jack black featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert! (applause) >> stephen: hey, everybody, please have a seat, everybody. you're very kind. hey, everybody, what's going on. welcome, welcome, welcome to the late show, everybody, i'm your host, stefer encolbert, everybody, everybody, everybody is still talking about yesterday's unprecedented white house immigration, was it immigration bipartisan summit. why did donald trump let them keep the cameras on? people are speculating that president trump was just trying to show that he could do his job. >> i may not be a real president, but i play one on tv. oh, i'm also the real president? wow. trump clearly considered it a success because today he did it again with his cabinet meeting. and listen to how he kicked things off. >> welcome back to the studio. >> stephen: you're not in a

who doesn't have a crush on stephen colbert?! ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) >> stephen: i am not sure why but this is my favorite interview of all time! ( laughter ) now, you've done -- you have a 40-year career. >> really long, yes, 40 years, almost, yes. >> stephen: since you were an intern in oregon. >> yes, that's true. >> stephen: i have a photo here we have been given of you at your first news job. see if you can pick her out among all the women in this photograph. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) >> that's right. >> stephen: wow. i was actually the first woman reporter they'd ever had. >> stephen: what channel is this? >> that's channel 10 in medford, oregon. it was really tough because at first there was a man who was a big deal at the station and said, you know what? you should not take this job because women have no news judgment and women can't carry the cam -- and you can't carry the camera. that's what he said. i felt bad for these guys because when you walk into the newsroom, it was a cigar, smoke-fille

stephen colbert's interview of jake tapper's interview of stephen miller. >> stephen: mr. miller, thanks for sitting down with me. >> good to be here. >> stephen: now, everyone is talking about this book, michael wolff's "fire and fury." but i want to know, what do you have to say about this book? >> the author is a garbage person of a garbage book. >> stephen: okay. how about this one? >> page after page after page of the book is pure false. >> stephen: and this one? >> nothing but a pile of trash through and through. >> stephen: and, finally, this one. "midnight confessions" by stephen colbert. >> something magical happening in the heart of this country. >> stephen: aw, that's sweet thank you. but let's get back to the president. you know him well? >> i had a chance to travel all across the country with the president on trump force one. >> stephen: trump force one is not a thing. you're insane. >> look, you can be as condescending as you want. >> stephen: i can. good to know. i love your forehead. is it true it's the inspiration behind the film "three billboards?" okay,

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. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is at 4:30. >> have a good night. >> it looks like the spirit of christmas can't even stop the feud between cnn and the trump administration. so the network says they are skipping the annual white house christmas party for members of the media. ( ♪ jazz jingle bells ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert. tonight, coffee joe calls trump cuckoo. plus stephen welcomes carol burnett and lewis black. featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) thank you, jon. hey, everybody! hey, jon. that's nice. that's nice. thank you very much. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, everybody! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers a

i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) lovely people here tonight. let me ask you here something, anybody see last night's episode of oprah? ( cheers and applause ) so great. now, some people are calling it the golden globes. it was easily one of the most powerful, moving, meaningful nights of beautiful millionaires giving each other trophies. and oprah gave a speech that was moving, even for oprah. >> i want all the girls watching here, now, to know that a new day is on the horizon! ( cheers and applause ) and when that new day finally dawns, it will be because of a lot of magnificent women, many of whom are right here in this room tonight, and some pretty phenomenal men, fighting hard to make sure that they become the leaders who take us to the time when nobody ever has to say "me too" again. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: someone give that woman an award for winning an award. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) people were immediately calling the speech presidential. and a year ago, i would have agreed. >> jon: whoa, whoa. ( laughter ) >>

i'm your host, stephen colbert. all week long, all week long president trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady leader. he took questions, opened up a meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. but like many men his age he can on k long. (laughter) today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president we've all come to know and-- know. this afternoon he was meeting to discuss immigration policy. several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore an various african country, trump reportedly said why are we having all these people from [bleep] hole countries come here. >> jon: wow (laughter) tz sir, they're not [bleep] hole country, for one, donald trurp isn't their president. (applause)m i right? i don't know. but thesident didn't just complain, he offered an all an alternative. he thinks the united staights should instead bng more people norway. >> you know what i'm saying? nor norwegian ppl

>> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, tiny hands, big button. plus, stephen welcomes america ferrara david harbour and musical guest julien baker. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: anniversary nice. lovely. invigorating. hey, everybody! thanks so much. please sit down, folks. ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen welcome, welcome-- ( cheers and applause ) they're just-- they're just-- they're just screaming to keep warm, you realize. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is great-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you very much. back at you. no, back at you for being here tonight. it's great to be with you, all of you here, together, physically intablght, skin still firmly on our faces. because i bring it up, only because it's a small story-- you may not have heard of it-- tonight we're closer to thermonuclear than last night, which is a fun fact. and it all started o

stephen colbert's interview of jake tapper's interview of stephen miller. >> stephen: mr. miller, thanks for sitting down with me. >> good to be here. >> stephen: now, everyone is talking about this book, michael wolff's "fire and fury." but i want to know, what do you have to say about this book? >> the author is a garbage person of a garbage book. >> stephen: okay. how about this one? >> page after page after page of the book is pure false. >> stephen: and this one? >> nothing but a pile of trash through and through. >> stephen: and, finally, this one. "midnight confessions" by stephen colbert. >> something magical happening in the heart of this country. >> stephen: aw, that's sweet

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) thank you, jon. hey, everybody! hey, jon. that's nice. that's nice. thank you very much. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, everybody! >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers and applause ) thank you. incredible. these people are incredible. please, have a seat everybody. thank you so much. please. these people are amazing. this is the kind of crowd i would want two nights a week. unbelievable. unbelievable. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's right, that's right. >> stephen: double header. ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it is friday, and it's been quite a week for our president. he's been on a real tear, calling senator warren pocahontas in front of navajo code talkers, denying that that was his voice on the "access hollywood" tape, but we've all accepted that a little bi

to st >>> late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> we'll see you then bright and early. have a good night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: president trump close advisors and friends are advising him to not sit for an interview with special counsel robert mueller. >> are you being investigated for conspiracy to collude, an you're nervous about what robert mueller knows. kaplan interview prep will give you the tools you need to ace your fbish meeting like questioning the legitimate ease-- legitimacy of the probe itself. >> they have no kollusion. >> the witch-hunt continues. >> having your lawyers turn the tables. maybe there should be an investigation of the investigations' investigation. and if all else fails, stand. >> its' the late show with stephen colbert.

i'm your host stephen colbert ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you very much! who here watched the grammys last night? ( cheers and applause ) it was a great show, especially because our friends jon batiste and joe sayor were there with gary clark, jr. and you guys killed it. that was absolutely fun man. the big winner was bruno mars, whose "24 karat magic" won both album of the year and record of the year. that's a neat trick. at next year's emmys, i hope we're nominated for "best late night comedy show" and "best comedy show in late night." ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) it's a twofer. and then lose both to john oliver. ( laughter ) ( rim shot ) it's was pretty political last night. a lot of artists called out trump's immigration policy including camila calbeyo, u2, and the rapper logic. not the first time trump and logic have been at odds. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) ding ding, ding, ding. boom boom, ding, ding, ding. and there was even a surprise cameo from trump's arch enemy and wedding guest, hillary clinton, who appeared in

and nowive from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: thank you very much! hey, everybody! please, have a seat. thank you so much. good to have you here. welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. thank you all for joining me, especially you here in this theater tonight!nd applause ) you out there don't know but these people have been mating for all members of the night's watch now. they've taken the black here north of the wall. hitting the east coast. there hasn't been such an aggressive onslaught of white since trump took office. lav la( laughter ) and there it is. >> jon: yeah. >> stephen: he road in on that blue craggen and everything. and now, we are getting hit hard here in the big apple but now the city's in that magical like four-minute window when the snow is still pretty and white and hasn't yet turned the color of garbage juice and rat. and it's been pretty rough coming in from the suburbs. this morning, i had to

i'm your host stephen colbert ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you very much! who here watched the grammys last night? ( cheers and applause ) it was a great show, especially because our friends jon batiste and joe sayor were there with gary clark, jr. and you guys killed it. that was absolutely fun, man. the big winner was bruno mars, whose "24 karat magic" won both album of the year and record of the year. that's a neat trick. at next year's emmys, i hope we're nominated for "best late night comedy show" and "best comedy show in late night." ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) it's a twofer. and then lose both to john oliver. ( laughter ) ( rim shot ) it's was pretty political last night. a lot of artists called out trump's immigration policy, including camila calbeyo, u2, and the rapper logic. not the first time trump and logic have been at odds. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) ( cheers and applause ) ding, ding, ding, ding. boom, boom, ding, ding, ding. and there was even a surprise cameo from trump's arch enemy and wedding guest, hillary clinton, who appeared

now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! very kind ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) well, it's day two of trump's trip to davos conference in the swiss alps. it's loaded with celebrities. will.i.am is there, cate blanchett is there. obviously, the swiss miss is there. that ricola guy. and now, donald trump. today, he sat down with british prime minister theresa may, which could have been awkward because they've had some sharp words for each other. but today, in davos, trump defended their relationship: >> the prime minister and myself have had a really great relationship, although some people don't necessarily believe that. but i can tell you, i have a tremendous respect for the prime minister and the job she's doing, and i think the feeling is mutual, from the standpoint of liking each other a lot. ( laughter ) >> stephen: are you allowed just to say how the other

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. >> the late show with stephen colbert is next, no ♪ ♪ there are two types of people in the world. those who fear the future... and those who embrace it. the future is for the unafraid. ♪ all because of you ♪ ♪ captioning sponsored by cbs >> and now a late show exclusive. stephen colbert's interview of jake tapper's interview of stephen miller. >> stephen: mr. miller, thanks for sitting down with me. >> good to be here. >> stephen: now, everyone is talking about this book, michael wolff's "fire and fury." but i want to know, what do you have to say about this book? >> the author is a garbage person of a garbage book.

i'm your host, stephen colbert. all week long, all week long president trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. but like many men his age he can only keep it up for so long. (laughter) today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president we've all come to know and-- know. this afternoon he was meeting with lawmakers to discuss immigration policy. several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore and various african country, trump reportedly said why are we having all these people from [bleep] hole countries come here. >> jon: wow (laughter) tz sir, they're not [bleep] hole country, for one, donald trurp isn't their president. (applause) tz am i right? i don't know. but the p alternative. he thinks the united staights should instead bring more people from countries like norway. >> you know what i'm saying? nor norwegian people? you kch my drift, pe

i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy friday. ( cheers and applause ) it's the end of the work week. of course, donald trump's work week never really begins. in fact, trump's typical workday now runs from around 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. that's a seven-hour day. that's not even full-time. personally, i think the president should work at least as many hours as a 15-year-old saving up for an xbox. so, what does trump do after he's rolled into work at the crack of noon? well, according to white house staff, his schedule largely consists of tv and twitter time alone in the residence, known internally as "executive time." come on. we're all adults. just say "pooping." ( laughter ) here's an actual example-- this is an actual example from the president's scheduled. on tuesday, trump had his first meeting of the day with john kelly at 11:00 a.m. he then had "executive time" for an hour, followed by an hour lunch in the private dining room. then it was another one hour and 15 minutes of "executive time," followed by a 45-minu

i am your host, stephen colbert. listen to that, listen to that. that is a friday crowd right there ♪ it's friday, oh, oh, >> stephen: these people have come through storms. they have come through giving up on going to the gym after new year's. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: yup, yup, ain't going. ain't going. >> stephen: anyway, t.g.i.f., in ways i have never meant before, because i wasn't sure we'd make it to the end of the week, given how the of week started with the thermonuclear tweet threats. all week long trump used his twitter feed to just lash out in every direction. so, what's up with grandpa cranky pants? apparently, it's because trump's infuriated that his legal team has been offering shifting timelines about when the russia investigation would end. ah, so frustrating. it's like the cable company. they say you're going to get indicted between noon and 3:00, and you're waiting around at 5:00 p.m. like, "when are they going to perp-walk me already?" >> jon: just like the cable company, just like them. >> stephen: here's the deal. his

i'll number california. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, sessions gets grilled. plus, stephen welcomes john dickerson eugene levy and misical guest midland. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you very much. hey! thank you very much! please, sit down. thank you very much, everybody. thai so much for that greeting. welcome to "the late show," one and all. i'm your host, stephen colbert. i'm exciting, too. there's big news in the russia investigation. the first part is about attorney general jeff sessions, seen here just loving life. because we learned today that sessions was questioned for several hours last week by special counsel robert mueller's office. i'm sure sessions was-- ( applause ). >> i know. you're excited but i'm sure sessions was not amused. ( laughter ) "i do declare, "i do declare, mr. mueller, you are wasting your precious time interviewing an upstanding citizen such as myself, when

i'll be wearing this. ( laughter ) >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, trump does davos. plus, stephen welcomes willem dafoe rupaul charles and roy wood jr. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: please, have a seat! ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. hey, hey-- ( cheers and applause ) how's everybody doing? ( cheers and applause ) i gotta say, you guys-- you guys are looking good. you're looking good out there, america. i've got to ask-- have you lost weight? like, maybe 239 pounds? because donald trump has left the country. ( cheers and applause ) yeah. a weight off your chest. >> jon: get it off! get it off your chest! >> stephen: as we speak, the president is jetting to davos, switzerland, for the world economic forum, an annual gathering that draws the world's eliteses from the world of business, finance, politics and public affairs. basically, it's what lex luthor would

i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy friday. ( cheers and applause ) it's the end of the work week. of course, donald trump's work week never really begins. now runs from around 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. that's a s seven-hour day. that's not even full-time. personally, i think the president should work at least as many hours as a 15-year-old saving up for an xbox. so, what does trump do after he's rolled into work at the crack of noon? well, according to white house staff, his schedule largely consists of tv and twitter time alone in the residence, known internally as "executive time." come on. we're all adults. just say "pooping." ( laughter ) here's an actual example-- this is an actual example from the president's scheduled. on tuesday, trump had his first meeting of the day with john kelly at 11:00 a.m. he then had "executive time" for an hour, followed by an hour lunch in the private dining room. then it was another one hour and 15 minutes of "executive time,"llowed by a 45-minute meeting. then another 15 minute

. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next, have a great night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> well, new york is feeling the cold. >> that's right, danny. it is chilly out there. >> brrr! >> brr is right. >> for more let's check in with our weather reporter standing out there in the frigid temperatures. jack, how cold is it? oh, i hear you, jack. it's not fit for a penguin out there. >> oh, i'm glad i'm not out there! >> me, too. >> now, jack what, does that wind chill feel like? where is your hat at, jack? >> good point, deborah, have to dress for the weather. hey, jack, can you give us any information on school closing? >> oh, looks like that child was running away from him. >> too cold for an interview. i don't blame the fella. >> could be the axe, too. >> kids love a snow day. before you go, jack, could you tell us if the cold will let up any time soon? i'll take that as a no. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, freezing toasms, hot tweets. plus, stephen welcomes anderson cooper maz jobrani and musical guest margo price. fea

franco claims the claims are not accurate, and addressed the issue on late show with stephen colbert. >> the questions surrounding james francfranco's conduct wit women didn't begin at golden globes but picked up momentum following the show. stephen colbert pressed him on the decision to wear a time's up pin and accusations. >> you got criticized for wearing that. do you know why, do you have a response anything you want to say? >> first off i've want to say, i do support it. >> appearing on tuesday's late show with stephen colbert, james franco addressed sexual misconduct allegations on line this week. >> there were some things on twitter. >> today. >> yeah, i didn't, i didn't -- i haven't read them i have heard about them. >> james franco. >> following franco's appearance and golden globe victory sunday, a number of women spoke out against him. including actress aly sheedy, in a deleted tweet appeared to write. james franco, just won. please, never, never, ask me why i left the film tv business. actress violet paly, cute time's up pin, james franco.e y pushed head down in a car towa

>> stephen: great. "this is stephen colbert's midnight confessions." ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) standard disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay, i'll be right back. ( organ music ) forgive me, audience, i never took my halloween decorations down, so for christmas, i'm just adding beards and hats to my skeletons and telling the kids that santa lost weight. ( laughter ) this year, this year, audience, i'm recycling old cards, but i'm crossing out "sorry for your loss." ( laughter ) this year i'm doing all of my shopping online. that's why i ask people for their size, and their favorite color of porn. ( laughter ) sometimes, sometimes i read the side effects to my medications to the tune of "we didn't start the fire." ( laughter ) ♪ blurred vision, weight gain, diarrhea, stomach pain ♪ we didn't start the fire!

i'm your host, stephen colbert. and it is great-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you very much. back at you. no, back at you for being here tonight. it's great to be with you, all of you here, together, physically intablght, skin still firmly on our faces. because i bring it up, only because it's a small story-- you may not have heard of it-- tonight we're closer to thermonuclear than last night, which is a fun fact. and it all started on-- new year's day? new year's day. when north korean leader and stackable dictator, kim jong-un, bragged, "it's not a mere threat but a reality that i have a nuclear button on the desk in my office." yes, it's true-- analysts didn't think north korea would ever achieve the technology necessary to create a desk. ( laughter ) and it was terrifying. it was a terrifying threat from a desperate nation led by an unstable madman, so our pr

i'm your host, stephen colbert. happy friday. ( cheers and applause ) it's the end of the work week. of course, donald trump's work week never really begins. in fact, trump's typical workday now runs from around 11:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. that's a s seven-hour day. that's not even full-time. personally, i think the president should work at least as many hours as a 15-year-old saving up for an xbox. so, what does trump do after he's rolled into work at the crack of noon? well, according to white house staff, his schedule largely consists of tv and twitter time alone in the residence, known internally as "executive time." come on. we're all adults. just say "pooping." ( laughter ) here's an actual example-- this is an actual example from the president's scheduled. on tuesday, trump had his first meeting of the day with john kelly at 11:00 a.m. he then had "executive time" for an hour, followed by an hour lunch