jimmy: wow! >> yeah, yeah. i'm that old >> jimmy: no, no [ laughter ] i mean, no, i mean, what a gig that is. you do stand up there. >> yeah, it was a terrible gig i died a horrible, horrible death. >> jimmy: really >> no, no. you don't -- you mustn't ever do jokes at a political rally. >> jimmy: yeah >> because everyone's so cross >> jimmy: so serious and so mad at you >> just mad, mad you know, and people come up and just say, "why don't you just shut up." >> jimmy: yeah >> "stop -- this is stupid just shut up." you know, and i've got - >> jimmy: and you go, "anyways --" >> i'm not ronald reagan >> jimmy: yeah >> i know we want him to leave the country but please don't get cross with me. >> jimmy: you just got a big honor. you just became a dame >> yes >> jimmy: that's a -- congratulations. >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: look at you. you look fantastic look at you right there with prince william i think that's pretty cool i want to -- i want to talk about your movie very excited a

jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he didn't. i don't eat baby food -- >> he got you! >> jimmy: okay, and -- stay out of -- who are you, anyway? >> i'm an instigator, my man you know, my job is to, like, fan the flames of conflict you feel me? [ laughter ] >> hey, hey -- >> keep it going >> this is jimmy >> let me hear >> oh, look at me. i'm so important i sit behind a big desk and talk to celebrities. blah, blah, blah >> oh, my god! he's killing you right now, jimmy fallon [ laughter ] you going to take that on your own show in front of your own audience? >> jimmy: all right -- >> come on, son! >> jimmy: come -- that's enough >> come on >> jimmy: reggie, why don't you just leave me alone? all right, buddy >> reggie just leave me alone. i want to be alone [ laughter ] >> he went there, jimmy. you know what i'm saying he was here, and then he went there. you know what i mean [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i can't even watch this. yo, change the channel >> jimmy: no, don't -- [ laughter

, we are ready for you. >> jimmy: okay >> happy fifth anniversary >> jimmy: yay! no thank you happy five five years good show, good show, good show >> steve: do you believe we've been doing this shiz for five years? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah actually, i can. >> steve: you know what's funny? you know what the traditional gift for five year anniversary is >> jimmy: cotton >> steve: no >> jimmy: paper? >> steve: unh-unh. >> jimmy: just tell me higgins, what is it >> steve: it's wood. that's right >> jimmy: all right, just say it >> steve: you want to sit around and give each other wood later on >> jimmy: there it is. thanks, buddy. >> >> steve: oh, do you mind if i plug my barbecue cookbook during the warmup? >> jimmy: no >> sir, i told you several times already i'm not a janitor. >> okay, okay, what's your name >> bob >> okay, bob who's not a a janitor. why don't you go find a janitor and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house! >> ben >> oh, great perfect. that's just perfect. >> jimmy: what are you doing h

>> jimmy: the emoji waffle >> yes >> jimmy: the emoji waffle jimmy: a surprise every morning. what are -- could we get - out of all the things, what's the best advice you could give to any business that's starting that you've learned from all these -- talking to all these great people >> i mean, i think the best piece of advice i've learned from leaders is that kind leaders have kind companies. i mean, kindness is an incredibly powerful tool it sounds a little hokey but we've had leaders on the show and entrepreneurs on the show who are kind people like, you know, gary erickson of clif bar. they give their employees a chunk of ownership kim jordan of new belgium, that makes fat tire, she allows her -- she gives ownership to her employees. and the thing about kindness that i've learned from entrepreneurs is that kindness is free. it costs nothing it's zero dollars and zero cents but the return on that investment is bigger than any financial investment it's actually a hugely important quality of successful entrepreneurs. >> jimmy: i love that. be kind. [ applause ] i love you, b

] >> jimmy: let's see. let's take a listen. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop, stop wow. you know what? i think that's dolphin fht - [ laug ] >> steve: for what >> jimmy: i'm supposed to have sex with you >> steve: yeah ♪ [ dolphin sounds ] >> jimmy: this next one is a a singer called oliver evans and the song is called "because you. >> steve: "because you." >> jimmy: i kind of dig the green heart there. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah, let's take a a listen to "because you." ♪ ♪ ♪ because you because you ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ because you because yo because you because yo ♪ because you because yo because you you ♪ ♪ because you because yo because yo because you ♪ ♪ because you because becaus because you ♪ >> jimmy: alright, stop. [ laughter ] stop, stop, stop, stop, stas thatust -- >> questlove: admit it that's you >> jimmy: that is not me at all. >> questlove: that's you at jimmy: i'm not doing th [ laughter ] i can't tell if that's a song or a nightmare >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: w

, we are rey for you. >> jimmy: okay >> jimmy: yay! anniversary no thank you happy five five years good show, good show, good show en doing this shiz for five years? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah actually, i can. >> steve: you know what's funny? you kn gift for five year anniversary is >> jimmy: cotton >> steve: no >> jimmy: paper? >> steve: unh-unh. >> jimmy: just tell me higgins, what is it >> steve: it's wood. that's right >> jimmy: all right, just say it >> steve: you want to sit around and give each other wood later on >> jimmy: there it is. thanks, buddy.e: >> >> stev oh, do you mind if i plug my barbecue cookbook during the warmup? >> jimmy: no >> sir, i told you several times already i'm not a janitor. >> okay, okay, what's your name >> bob >> okay, bob who's not a a janitor. why don't you go find a janitor and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house! >> ben >> oh, great perfect. that's just perfect. >> jimmy: what are you doing here, pal? >> well, i was going surprise you

jimmy's got to come on >> jimmy: i can do that. high pressure. i like winning >> so you like winning >> jimmy: i'm very competitive yeah, yeah >> well, that's good because that's what you need but you're going to win somebody else's money. you don't get to keep any of it i just want you to know that >> jimmy: oh, i can't make it, sorry. [ laughter ] no, no, it's good. i'll do it >> but "pyramid" is great. i mean, we got, of course, leslie jones on there who always rocks it. >> jimmy: come on. >> rosie o'donnel who is one of the best players you can ever play >> jimmy: right. >> i play with anthony anderson, julie bowen. i mean, you name it. and then last year i decided -- i wanted to do something after the show, because we have all the celebrities there. we're backstage, we've been having fun so i created this thing we call close talker where -- quest, you did that too, man >> questlove: oh, man. >> where you -- yeah, how did you like it? >> questlove: ah, man. [ laughter ] >> well, you pick a card and the card will say -- it'll sa

cool >> jimmy: dallas wayne - >> yes >> jimmy: is fantast >> he's great. >> jimmy: i love that guy. if he's watching or if you see him, he's the best and so i listen to his station all of the time. but i -- so i know you have this big tour coming up. and i know if you go to willienelson.com, you can check out all the stuff you can do if you -- go check him out on tour if you can. because it's the one and only willie nelson. i've got to talk about this too. because you're on the cover of a magazine, "rolling stone." and it's -- yeah, i love it. this is the weed issue [ cheers and alause that is a great photo. >> that's all you got to say >> jimmy: that's all you got to say. it is a great photo. and there's a quote from you here it says, "marijuana saved my life." >>eah. >> jimmy: is that true >> i used to smoke two or three packs of cigarettes a day and drink whatever there was there >> jimmy: wow.know >> and i had pneumonia four or five times, my lung collapsed, i almost died. so i said, "wait a minute. you know, i ain't getting that >> jimmy: yeahchesterfields. [ light laughter ] c

>> jimmy: sand >> beach >> jimmy: okay, but you're not wearing clothes. >> it's a nude beach >> jimmy: there you go >> tariq: ok okay, it's when you go to those really crazy cowboy places andg. you do this th >> mechanical bull >> yes >> okay, this is when you're in college and you wanto get vodka down your throat really quick. you freeze it. and then you - >> jimmy: you put it in your yes >>h, but what is that? [ laughter ] it's gelatinous -- >> jimmy: rot gut! >> tariq: it's a dance it rhymes with fandango. a dance! >> the tango >> yes [ buzzer ] [ laughter ]im >> jmy: rhymes with fandango >> we got it >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask the judges i'll give you that round, right there., there e champs right there, brian tyree henry and tariq trotter. ♪ [ cheers and applause why even compete against that? our thanks to shailene woodley brian tyree henry. tariq trotter. rhymes with fandango [ cheers and applause lk we're tag to brian after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i wanit that way... i can't lieve it. that karl brought his karaoke machine? â

and here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause uc jimmy: thank you very m wow! thank you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. so between memorial day travel and the indy 500, it's a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause r thatht, it's memorial day weekend. and i read that veterans and service members can get discounts at outback sak house. [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10% off a bloomin' onion. laughter and applause the department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about e-coli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbq's, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one let's get to some news here. today, president trump left for a state visit to japan, then next week, he's

and here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! please welcome to "the tonight show"! please, have a seat.ve thank yo much! give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there![ eers and applause welcome to the show. we he a great one for you tonight. guys, we are just four days away from cinco de mayo! [ cheers and applause but today william barr was like, i'going to need a margarita pronto [ laughter and applause the big news out of washington is that robert mueller isn't happy withllttorney general wim barr he didn't like the way barr summarized his report to the public check it out >> special counsel robert mueller complaining directly to the attorney general that t ag's summary of his report failed to capture its "context, nature and substance. >>plimmy: yeah, well now peo are accusing of barr of covering up for trump. yeah, when trump heard he immediely asked him to resign as attorney general and be his new vice president [ laughter and applause look, i'm not saying barr tried to cover up for trum

and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of toronto. kevin durant was out of the lineup again. the warriors were forced to rely on their six other secret weapons tonight. this has been a very interesting week for the sea of oakland. not only are they hosting their fifth nba finals, their city council voted to decriminalize h hallucinogenic mushrooms. [cheers and applause] more people in oakland were watching their wallpaper tonight than game three. but for those who were watching, this is what the game looked like. >> that's poor communication. you had both guys lead the ball. and it's his first shot. curry against danny green. and the third quarter comes to an end. >> jimmy: i like it. oakland also unveiled a -- [cheers and applause] -- a new city motto "i just met god and i'm freakin' out." on the other side o

>> jimmy, i'm right here, woo! >> jimmy: what are you doing back there? >> i'm celebrating my heavyweight championship, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, is that your, you're not andy ruiz. >> i know, but those white people don't know that, jimmy. yeah! >> jimmy: the other andy ruiz will be here. the president is more than 5,000 miles away from us right now trying not to do anything ridiculous in london. it was day two of his official state visit. the reason he went to london, it's interesting. he heard they had a tea time every day, and it didn't mean golf. he was very upset. there he is. the burger king and the queen. his tuxedo really stole the show. i didn't know huggies made tuxedos. here's another shot. oh, that's, looks great. very statesman like. and you know while trump has been on his be-best behavior with the queen he did lash out at the mayor of london. he tweeted sadiq khan has been foolishly nasty to the visiting president of the united states. by far the most important ally of the united kingdom. he is a stone-cold loser. he should focus on crime in lon

and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching, i'm glad you're here. oh, we have a super powerful show for you tonight. this is a rare night in hollywood where there are actual super bowls instead of the fake ones outside. the cast of "dark fiphoenix" is with us. flagstaff, phoenix, i made the last one up. but they're all your favorite x men and women. there are more celebrities than parents weekend at ufc. it's quite an evening. and also with us, i'm super excited about this, he's the new heavyweight champion of the world. he is the first mexican ever to be heavyweight champion of the world. andy ruiz jr. is here. he got knocked down. he got back up again. he really captured the spirit of chumba wumba on saturday night. i got texts from people congratulating guillermo. i do see a bit of resemblance, but they don't look that much, guillermo, where's guillermo, where is guillermo? >> jimmy, i'm right here, woo! >> jimmy: what are you doing back there? >> i'm celeb

but now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] don't mind him. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time tonight. we had game 6 from oakland between the golden state warriors and the toronto raptors. it was the final game for the warriors ever at oracle arena in oakland. maybe the final game of the season. we don't know who won because we shoot our show -- people don't realize we shoot the show at 8:00 in the morning. we try to get a jump on -- [ laughter ] kelly and ryan. but we do know that someone won and we also know we have an american treasure from oakland with us tonight. the great tom hanks is here on our show. you may have heard it's toy story 4. i saw it's other night, and it's great, which is no surprise. i like every tom hanks movie. i like every tom hanks movie except the one where he saves matt damon at the end. [ laughter ] but other than that. tomorrow as you may know is flag day, and it's also our president's

jimmy: wow! >> i mean, and the thing is, you get all these crazy ideas all the time i mean, just crazy -- you know, in fact i was watching this show a couple of days ago. and cause you're an entrepreneurial guy, and you had, like, puzzles and you've got the flashcards, and the kids' book >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and you've got the emojis, and hands high -- high hands - >> jimmy: yeah, hands high, yeah i came up with this sweatshirt that -- because what do you do when your team iwinning? >> you put your hands high >> jimmy: so i said why not put logos in the armpits >> logos under the armpits [ laughter ] you've got - >> jimmy: right, rht hands high is - >> hi. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: just, why not? [ cheers and applause >> yeah.g back the wave. >> jimmy: the wave should exist. >> yeah. so you've got, like, this entrepreneurial itch >> jimmy: can i pitch you some dumb ideas you want to pitch me? >> jimmy: yeah, i'd love to. [ light laughter ] yeah, i really want to hear if you -- i have a

into >> jimmy: okay >> okay. >> jimmy: you're going to put noodles just in the strainer >> yes >> jimmy: this looks good. giant chop sticks. >> giant chop sticks >> jimmy: yep. comedy chop sticks >> comedy ch sticks. [ laughter ] but they actually really work. >> jimmy: yep. >> and then, we shake them out because if you don't get all the water out, then the carefully made soup gets diluted and it's gross >> jimmy: of course. >> right, so i'm going to show i you how i dot, right i'm going to shake it out. and i'm going to see -- i want to see your dexterity. so why don't you go ahead and -- come onmy >> jim: i know [ cheers and applause you know this is going to be a a meme okay, here we go nice.hter ] >> jimmy: we're good we're good >> you're goodu' yo good. so just now adit right into there. >> jimmy: all right, look. here we go >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: look at that that just smells so good now what do you do now you add -- >> now we're gonna add some pork belly >> jimmy: pork belly on top. p >>k belly on top >> jimmy: look at that, just unbelievable >> yep, yep. some roasted tomato. >

>> how >> jimmy: to >> make. >> jimmy: it >> better! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> that's what they should do. >> jimmy: trevor noah, everybody. go and see him on his "loud and clear" tour 2019 [ cheers and applause trevor and i are playing "wheel of political impressions" when we come right back stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ your she shed was struck by lightning. zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm? your she shed's covered, cheryl. you hear that victor? i'm getting a new she shi-er she shed. she shi-er? mhhm. that's wonderful news. home insurance trusted by more people than any other. state farm. home insurance trusted by more people than any other. ♪ ♪ - don't let an amazing adventure pass you by. tripadvisor makes it easy to book your tours, attractions, and experiences ahead of time. so you never miss out on can't miss adventures! book things to do on tripadvisor. but we're also a company that controls hiv, fights cancer, repairs shattered bones, relieves depression, restores heart rhythms,

ever >> jimmy: it was fantastic >> have you ever >> jimmy: have you ever? no >> she's a legend. and olivia was doing "1984." and i walked down the stairs, again, trying not to touch anything and i just see this goddess sparkling. and she's like, "beanie! and i was like, there can't be another beanie i don't know another beanie. >> jimmy: you thought there was another person named beanie? >> but i was like, there's no way olivia wilde is talking to me >> jimmy: wow. >> and little did i know, she had had me in mind for this beautiful, funny, amazing movie that i'm so proud to be a part of >> thank goodness she had you in mind. cause you knocked this one out of the park too. >> thank you >> jimmy: i got to say the scene i was talking to you backstage about was -- you have a huge fight, and it's one take >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you got to be really kind of careful, and if someone screws up, that's the end of the take, you have to do the whole thing again. >> yeah, it was all in one shot, and it was really nerve-racking. and kaitlyn dever and i actually lived toge

and now, don't worry, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's -- oh, that's very kind. i hope that you -- [ cheers and applause ] i hope you had a warm and wonderful father's day weekend. happy father's day to all the dads. every instagram yesterday was filled with pictures of people's dads looking like they starred in a 1970s cop show. [ laughter ] mustache, no shirt. did everybody look leek a porn star back then? [ laughter ] or did porn stars look like everyone? i'm not sure. but father's day of course is the day on which we punish dad for having sex with our mothers by forcing him to talk on the phone. [ laughter ] it was an especially special father's day because we heard from some folks we haven't heard from in quite a while, including bill cosby, who took time to tweet "hey hey hey, it's america's dad. i don't sleep. but to all the dads it's an honor to be called a father. so let's make today a renewed oath to fulfilling our purpose, strengthening our families and c

>> jimmy: almost. [ applause ] >> these are hard to do. >> jimmy: these are hard to do. if you took off that sweater, you'd be in all denim, wouldn't you? >> i think the all-denim look's coming back. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you been hanging around in jay leno's garage? [ laughter ] >> he does like denim. he does. he loves denim. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm always pleased to have you here. you know speaker of the house nancy pelosi is on. >> yes. and i don't think i should be first guest. i mean, this is -- >> jimmy: it's too late. >> there were four giant suvs, 20 like security people. she -- the world's ending. she should have been the first guest. not some washed-up bearded comedian. [ laughter ] i mean, i drove a volkswagen golf here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i can't wait to hear what fancy pelosi has to say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know the best part of the volkswagen golf thing is i know that there's an 85% chance you rea

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi everybody, i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome to our nba special. [ cheers and applause ] don't worry, it's not almost midnight. you didn't pass out and just wake up. we are in primetime for game three of the finals between the golden state warriors and toronto raptors from oakland, california. i never thought i'd have to say this, but the nba finals are finally back in america where god and donald trump intended them to be. the first two games were in toronto. the canadians were, as usual, very gracious hosts. they even wrote a letter of apology for winning the first game. raptors had a good chance to win it on sunday, too. they had a solid lead in the first half. the warriors went scoreless for more than five minutes and still won. you know you have a good team when you can win even though your players stopped to take a nap for five minutes. not only did toronto drop game two, they forgot to check in their flight online and got stuck with boarding group "c" on a southwest flight to oakland. so, right. but this is a big

and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the first day of summer. finally, we get to see the weird guy from i.t. in sandals again. it's all very exciting. our president is making some frenemies this summer. at the white house today, the president hosted justin trudeau. you know you have a hot head president when you have to defuse tensions with canada. but trudeau arrived in a uber as you can see. trump hasn't threatened to build a wall in the northern border, so. the president is having a bigly week. he launched his campaign in orlando and made the cover of "time" magazine where it looks like they named him desk salesman of the month. how is this a natural way to position your body. trump says "my whole life is a bet." and right now the white house is running about as smoothly as one of his bankrupt casinos. trump chatted with "time" for about an hour.

and now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. we had game six from oakland between the golden state warriors and the toronto raptors. this is the final game for the warriors everybody at oracle arena. maybe the final game of the season. people don't realize we shoot the show at 8:00 in the morning. we try to get a jump on kelly and ryan. but we know someone won, and we have an american treasure from m oakland, the great tom hanks with us. you may have heard his "toy story 4." 4." i like every tom hanks movie except the one he saves matt damon at the end. tomorrow is flag day, and it's also our president's birthday. donald trump turns 73 years old tomorrow. he's the oldest president ever. i'll send him your best. how is donald trump only 73? it feels like he's been president since '73. anyway, they're having a fun shindig at the white house tomorrow. melania is planning to hide inside a cake. she's

and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that candidate is donald jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. he was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7:30 a.m. and wrote look what's going on in orlando, florida right now. people have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. see you later. this is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. trump really wanted a big crowd for this. he was pushin' it like a co-worker with an improv show. yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. looks to be setting records. records. we're building large movie screens to care of people. thousands of people are already lined up. big screens, he's doing more for the people at his rally in orlando than he did for all of puerto rico after the hurricane. but -- [cheers

fa meg >> jimmy: jason stafam >> jason stafam. >> jimmy: fafan fafam. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about - >> fafon fafam >> jimmy:-- "american woman." did i describe it well, or no? [ laughter ] ish. it's not really -- it's more of - >> you know it sounds -- it sort of seems like, basically this movie opens and i'm the 32-year-old mother of a 16-year-old who has a 2-year-old son so i'm a 32-year-old granny. >> jimmy: yeah >> and because my teenage years were spent raising kid, i'm basically a kid, at 32 and my daughter is having to be responsible. and she goes missingess. this is the cliff's notes. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's not a mystery in any way. it's really about how this woman is forced -- is catapulted into life and how she becomes the woman that sheal ways supposed to become. it's really female empowering.br she's gutsy and e, and she gets knocked down and she keeps getting back up. >> jimmy: she keeps getting knocked down >> it's quite hopeful, but, you know, the premise is sad >> jimmy: yeah styou just, man, it was ju fantastic. >> knocks keep a'coming. yeah >> ji

and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. those who've been with us during our nba pregame special in prime time for game 5 of the nba finals between the raptors and the warriors. in the history of the nba finals no team has ever come back from a 3-1 hole to win against an opponent to eats round bacon. and that was -- [ laughter ] the warriors' fas k tonight. much of the focus today was on whether kevin durant would be able to play in the game. coach steve kerr said durant is either going to play or he's not. and he was right. [ laughter ] he did play. how the game turned out we don't know yet because we shoot our show at 5:00 in l.a. and the game starts at 6:00 in l.a. even though the game is not in l.a. it's in toronto. why they say in l.a. makes no -- it's all very confusing. but you'll get it figured out for us, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ laughter ] meanwhile i don't know if this has anything

. >> jimmy: sykes. you were hanging out with jamie. >> yup. >> jimmy: and woody harrelson. >> yup. >> jimmy: and you guys were -- whose car was that, that lamborghini that was in the parking lot? >> you know what's crazy? jamie came to work one day in this classic rolls royce. and i was like, yo, i -- i'm doing well right now, jamie, yo, what kind of car is that? and he was like, i'll have my car guy come. you talk to my car guy. and i was like, all right. he said, no, he'll give you a great deal. i was like, okay. so, the next day he had his car guy come by and his car guy showed up in a canary yellow $3.5 million lamborghini. >> jimmy: i have a photograph of that lamborghini. there it is. >> that right there. he was -- >> jimmy: that's the car guy? >> that's the car guy right there, r.d. >> jimmy: trustworthy. >> yeah, no. [ laughter ] yeah. i don't know. i didn't get his permission to show this on the air, so i don't know if he has open cases or warrants right now. [ laughter ] but he brought that ca

>> jimmy: i absolutely loved you. >> good. >> jimmy: and you got some giant laughs >> great >> jimmy: it's -- yeah which is cool. and we get a chance to see you, so i'm happy that you're here. >> thank you very much >> jimmy: please, i want to show everyone a clip, if you don't mind this is the harrison ford as the farm dog, rooster, in "the secret life of pets 2. take a look at this. >> name's rooster. >> oh, okay, i'm max and this is -- >> hey, what's that kid doing in the cage? is there something wrong with him? does he got the fever? [ baby giggling >> that's liam he likes to run. >> so let him run. >> well, liam's super fast we blink and he's up a tree. >> so then your kid's up a a tree what's the problem >> well, he could fall >> he might. >> and then he hurts himself >> oh. so he got really high up in this hypothetical tree kid gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. you know how many electric cords i chewed >> like, multiple cords? >> one it shocked me. i walked backward for a week, but i never chewed a cord again. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that's a good lesson to lea

>> jimmy: sand >> beach >> jimmy: okay, but you're not wearing clothes. >> it's a nude beach >> jimmy: there you go >> tariq: okay okay, it's when you go to those really crazy cowboy places and you do this thing. >> mechanical bull >> yes >> okay, this is when you're in college and you want to get vodka down your throat really quick. you freeze it. and then you - >> jimmy: you put it in your eyes >> yeah, but what is that? [ laughter ] it's gelatinous -- >> jimmy: rot gut! >> tariq: it's a dance it rhymes with fandango. a dance! >> the tango >> yes [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rhymes with fandango >> we got it >> jimmy: i'm not even going to ask the judges i'll give you that round, right there. there they are, the champs right there, brian tyree henry and tariq trotter. ♪ [ cheers and applause why even compete against that? our thanks to shailene woodley brian tyree henry. tariq trotter. rhymes with fandango [ cheers and applause we're talking to brian after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i want it that way... i can't believe it. that karl bro

and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. look at that [ cheers and applae lcome. i love you shwelcome to "the tonight ow." you're here, you made it sit down, relax, have a good time, you guys give it up for the roots while [ cheers and applause good to see you, guys. you guys, it is the weekend. and this sunday mother's day. [ cheers and applause happy mother's day to all the moms out there i read that people spend $8 billion more on mother's day than father's day. [ laughter ] brwhich makes sense since unch and jewelry cost a little more than scratch off tickets and a a six-pack of coors. [ laughter [ applause ] happy father's day i heard that for mother's day, americans spend $2 billion on electronics. and they spend 2 billion hours showing their moms how to use them [ laughter ] [ applause ] like, "no, mom, just say alexado you t call alexa there's no phoned. mom just -- oh, go [ laught ] but with mother's day just two days away, aopot of people are shng for that perfect card and while there are lots of good choices, ther

all right.ha >> jimmy: is tright? >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: what is it >> ah dinnae ken >> jimmy: that was very lucky for me ah dinnae ken. >> okay, what about, yer bum's oot the windae [ laughter ] i'll translate your bum is out the window >> jimmy: oh, that was going to be my guess. your bum is out the window your -- your -- your zipper's undone i don't know >> you're not making any sense not you, that's what it means. >> jimmy: okay, good if you say, your bum's out the window >> yer bum's oot the windae. >> jimmy: you're not making any sense. okay, good all right, give me one more. >> last one, wt's fur ye'll no go by ye. whit's fur ye'll no go by ye >> jimmy: what's for ye -- >> -- will not go by youou what's for yill not go by you. >> jimmy: how do you say it? >> whit's fur ye'll no go by ye [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's for -w do you spell ya [ light laughter ] >> ye. >> jimmy: buy the new kanye record [ laughter ] buy the new record. what's for you it must go by you. hey, don't -- whatever happens, don't

and now, here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: a-ha that is so nice! thank you! welcome! please have a seat very much welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause the best show, the place to be what a show tonight. let's get to some news 2020 is heating up for 2 i saw that today president trump campaigned in iowa trump looked out over the d, cornfields and sai "well, i can't believe that one day all these plants will become beautiful corn dogs. laughter and applause american grown but trump's actually a big fan of iowa. mostly because the university oo iowa's hawkeye mascot lks just like him.ht [ laug and applause but get this, while trump was in iowa, joe biden was also there at the same time very interesting usually when two guys over 70 go on the same trip, it's a a movie starring jack nicholson and morgan freeman [ laughter and applause well, before he left for iowa, trump talked to reporters about his immigration deal with mexico nobody knows t details yet, but trump claimed he had the whole deal

>> jimmy: oh, yeah >> we hung out with those guys >> jimmy: coven. >> yeah, the coven >> jimmy: yeah, i have "coven. yeah, i have -- dude, i never laughed so hard in my life when i saw that with you in the theater. seeing "american movie." we were laughing so hard, i couldn't see i was crying [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: we had so many good moments like that and just so many goof-off moments i was thinking about do you remember when we played with the whiffle ball in the hallways >> yeah. well see, me and jimmy would live in new york all year, a a lot, so we would be messing around, like, "let's just go to the office and do something. probably, let's write. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's write a sketch >> yeah, let's get ahead of everybody and write a bunch of sketches in july >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> so we'd go to our offices, and you know, in this beautiful building, so it's kind of awesome to be here then we always had guitars -- the backpacker guitar -- we always had little toys around, the organ and then we had a whiffle ball bat and started playing whiffle ball bat

fa meg >> jimmy: jason stafam >> jason stafam. >> jimmy: fafan fafam. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about - >> fafon fafam >> jimmy:-- "american woman." did i describe it well, or no? [ laughter ] ish. it's not really -- it's more of - >> you know it sounds -- it sort of seems like, basically this movie opens and i'm the 32-year-old mother of a 16-year-old who has a 2-year-old son so i'm a 32-year-old granny. >> jimmy: yeah >> and because my teenage years were spent raising a kid, i'm basically a kid, at 32 responsible. and i'm a bit of a mess. and she goes missing this is the cliff's notes. >> jimmy: yeah >> it's not a mystery in any way. it's really about how this woman is forced -- is catapulted into life and how she becomes the woman that she was always supposed to become. it's really female empowering. she's gutsy and brave, and she gets knocked down and she keeps getting back up. >> jimmy: she keeps getting knocked down >> it's quite hopeful, but, you know, the premise is sad >> jimmy: yeah you just, man, it was just fantastic. >> knocks keep a'coming. yeah >> jimmy

. >> jimmy: adam driver cuts your head off >> right >> jimmy: and -- no, guys. you'll see, it's funny [ laughter ] how did they do that >> it was actually my first time really working with prosthetics. so they just -- they put this huge thing around my neck, and they added all this disgusting coloring and gooey stuff all around >> jimmy: wait, they used your real head? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought they used like a fake head >> no, i was there [ laughter ] and basically they sat me on an apple box. >> jimmy: where is adam? adam's here? >> adam -- yes well, okay >> jimmy: i'm not going to hold your head. i'm not going to grab your - >> okay, well, that's what he did. so adam had to grab my hair and pull it up, so that my head would kind of, you know, do this dangling look >> jimmy: never heard of that. >> no, it was -- well, i don't know how they do it i just, like, had fun trying >> jimmy: yeah, and so you're dangling what are you doing just acting like this? >> he's pulling my hair so tight, that he's just swinging my head. and i have to position my body where i

>> jimmy: well >> we. >> jimmy: think. >> we. >> jimmy: know >> how >> jimmy: toak >> m >> jimmy: it >> better! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ >> that's what they should do. >> jimmy: trevor noah, everybody. go and see him on his "loud and clear" tour 2019 [ cheers and applause or trnd i are playing "wheel of political impressions" when we come right back stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ your sli shed was struck by ghtning. zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm? your she shed's covered, cheryl. you hear that victor? sh i'm getting a new yourshi-er she shed.red, cheryl. she shi-er? mh. that's wonderful news. home insurance trusted by more people than any other. state farm. home insurance trusted by more people than any other. ♪ ♪ - don't let an amazing adventure pass you by. tripadvisor makes it easy to book your tours, attractions, and ex so you nev miss out on can't miss adventures! book things to d on tripadvisor. but we're also a company that controls hiv, fights cancer, repairs shattered bones, relieves depression, restores heart rhythms, helps you b

and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of toronto. kevin durant was out of the lineup again. the warriors were forced to rely on their six other secret weapons tonight. this has been a very interesting week for the sea of oakland. not only are they hosting their fifth nba finals, their city council voted to decriminalize hallucinogenic mushrooms. [cheers and applause] more people in oakland were watching their wallpaper tonight than game three. but for those who were watching, this is what the game looked like. >> that's poor communication. you had both guys lead the ball. and it's his first shot. curry against danny green. and the third quarter comes to an end. >> jimmy: i like it. oakland also unveiled a -- [cheers and applause] -- a new city motto "i just met god and i'm freakin' out." on the other side of

and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of po pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that candidate is donald jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. he was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7:30 a.m. and wrote look what's going on in orlando, florida right now. people have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. see you later. this is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. trump really wanted a big crowd for this. he was pushin' it like a co-worker with an improv show. yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. looks to be setting records. records. we're building large movie screens to care of people. somehows of peop thousands of people are already lined up. big screens, he's doing more for the people at his rally in orlando than he did for all of puerto rico after the hurric

and now here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hi hi, everybody. welcome! thank you, thank you, roots. everyone, please have a seatth welcome to "e tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being he it's a good show tonight great show tonight chris hemsworth is here. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the jonas brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys.ve i hris hemsworth, too. when i talk to him, it's like i'm looking in a mirror. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you guys, everybody is excitedan about the world cup d the u.s. womens' national soccer team did you see th [ cheers and applause that game was amaz they beat thailand 13-0. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, "how could you do this after we made yr uniforms?" you know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, ough it's a tough way to start the tournament it's the worst thing to happen to a thai soccer team that didn't involve getting trapped in a cave. guys, millions of people tuned in to watch the womens' tea

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>> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: in what ways are you ready? >> i'm going to take my wife and my mother-in-law and everybody. >> jimmy: to brunch or something? >> yes, on sunday. >> jimmy: brunch is big. do you have a reservation made? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: mother's day is the super bowl of brunch. for those of you still looking for a gift for your mom, one popular store has you totally covered. >> mother's day is just around the corner. and it can be hard to find that perfect gift that lets your mom know you care. so why not let us do the thinking for you? the william-sonoma buy your mom some [ bleep ] from us sale. our store is full of kitcheny [ bleep ] that your mom may enjoy. gifts that say i sometimes see you cooking. here's some crap for that. we have espresso machines. [ bleep ]. non-stick [ bleep ] baking and whatever the [ bleep ] this is. and while you're here, don't forget to say happy father's day with some barbecue [ bleep ] your dad already has. the williams sonoma buy your mom some [ bleep ] from us sale, she gave you life. is

and now, simply put -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. gracias. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that? today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the first day of summer, finally we get to see the weird guy from i.t. in sandals again. it's all very exciting. our president is making some frenemies this summer. at the white house, trump hosted the prime minister of canada, justin trudeau with whom he's had a contentious relationship. you know you have a hot head president when you have to defuse tensions with canada. trump hasn't threatened to build a wall on the northern border, so. the president is having a bigly week. he launched his campaign and was on the cover of "time" magazine and looks like desk salesman of the month. how is this a way to position your body. in the interview, he says my whole life is a bet. and right now, the white house is running about as smoothly as one of his bankrupt casinos. he chatted with

kimmel jimmy kimmel ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel say jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy ♪ ♪ kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel say jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy ♪ ♪ kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel kimmel break it down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, how about that. we're here with jamie foxx and his daughter corinne foxx. they are the co-hosts of "beat shazaam." has there ever been a father/daughter game show hosting team? >> i don't think so. we are trail blazers. >> i think we are, i think we are. >> jimmy: do you guys ride to work together? do you share a trailer? >> we do share, like, a dressing room trailer. and i am in hair and makeup for like two hours, and my dad is still ready after me. [ laughter ] i don't know, what are you doing? like, we're about to go and tape, and he's like, running -- >> jimmy: what do you do in there? >> it's a lot -- i have a lot of homies that come through. >> jimmy: i see, it's the homies. [ laughter ] >> it was the homies, you know. and the homies -- you know, there's all kinds of stuff going on. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> you

. >> jimmy: adam driver cuts your head off >> right >> jimmy: and -- no, guys. you'll see, it's funny [ laughter ] how did they do that >> it was actually my first time really working with prosthetics, so they just -- they put this huge thing around my neck, and they added all this disgusting coloring and gooey stuff all around >> jimmy: wait, they used your real head? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i thought they used like a fake head >> no, i was there [ laughter ] and basically they sat me on an apple box. >> jimmy: where is adam? adam's here? >> adam -- yes well, okay >> jimmy: i'm not going to hold your head. i'm not going to grab your - >> okay, well, that's what he did. so adam had to grab my hair and pull it up, so that my head would kind of, you know, do this dangling look >> jimmy: never heard of that. >> no, it was -- well, i don't know how they do it i just, like, had fun trying >> jimmy: yeah, and so you're dangling what are you doing just acting like this? >> he's pulling my hair so tight, that he's just swinging my head. and i have to position my body where i

and now here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hi hi, everybody. welcome! thank you, thank you, roots. everyone, please have a seat welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here it's a good show tonight great show tonight chris hemsworth is here. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the jonas brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. i love chris hemsworth, too. when i talk to him, it's like i'm looking in a mirror. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u.s. womens' national soccer team did you see that [ cheers and applause that game was amazing. they beat thailand 13-0. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, "how could you do this after we made your uniforms?" you know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, though it's a tough way to start the tournament it's the worst thing to happen to a thai soccer team that didn't involve getting trapped in a cave. [ audience ohs ] guys, millions of people

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and here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you very much! please welcome to "the tonight show"! please, have a seat. thank you very much! give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen, right there! [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. we have a great one for you tonight. guys, we are just four days away from cinco de mayo! [ cheers and applause but today william barr was like, i'm going to need a margarita pronto [ laughter and applause the big news out of washington is that robert mueller isn't happy with attorney general william barr he didn't like the way barr summarized his report to the public check it out >> special counsel robert mueller complaining directly to the attorney general that the ag's summary of his report failed to capture its "context, nature and substance. >> jimmy: yeah, well now people are accusing of barr of covering up for trump. yeah, when trump heard he immediately asked him to resign as attorney general and be his new vice president [ laughter and applause look, i'm not saying barr trie

>> jimmy: oh, yeah >> we hung out with those guys >> jimmy: coven. >> yeah, the covenve >> jimmy: yeah, i coven. yeah, i have -- dude, i never laughed so hard in my life whent i saw thith you in the theater. seeing "american movie." we were laughing so hard, i couldn't see i was crying [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: we had so many good moments like that and just so many goof-off moments i was thinng about do you remember when we played with the whiffle ball in the hallways >> yeah. well see, me and jimmy would live in new york all year, a a lot, so we would be messing around, like, "let's just go to the office and do something. probably, let's write. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's write a sketch >> yeah, let's get ahead of everybody and write a bunch of sketches in july >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter >> so we'd go to our offices, and you know, in this beautiful building, so it's kind of awesome to be here then we always had guitars -- the backpacker guitar -- we always had little toys around, the organ and then we had a whiffle ball bat and started playing whiffle ball bat through the