and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. goodnight, everybody. thank you. hello friends. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. welcome to the zappos theater. we are right in the heart of las vegas strip. that's very nice. this is our second night in the desert. thanks for coming to visit us. we are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see sierra, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. you chose the one where a middle-aged man stands and sits almost completely still for a whole hour. [ cheers and applause ] and i appreciate it. thank you for supporting performers with no abilities at all. this is, there are so many shows here in las vegas. i went to see love the other night with my family. that is quite a show. [ applause ] i had no idea the beatles were so talented. it really is phenomenal. there are so many cirque du soleil shows. there's michael jackson one, because that's the nu

on jim"jimmy kimmel," it's kevi hart. see you tomorrow morning. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel live in las vegas! tonight -- kevin hart jimmy drives a lyft around vegas and music from marshmello featuring chvrches -- presented by cÎroc vodka. with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. welcome to our week-long residency in las vegas. please relax. we are coming to you from the zappo's theater. in 2015, steve harvey mistakenly told ms. colombia she was ms. universe here. so there's a lot of history here. i rolled into town with a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, my parents and mother-in-law. not exactly the rat pack, but you do what you have to do. there are sharks and dolphins. it is also a terrible place for children. there are strippers on the sidewalk. trucks advertising girls to your room with naked wome

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- fred savage -- alex morgan -- and music from koffee. and now settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles. it was 85 degrees today. it was just nice, and we should enjoy it, because i don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that says the heat index, which is basically the measure of how hot it feels. by the year 2050 the heat index will literally be off the charts. it will be so hot they won't be able to chart it, which, can't they just make new charts? can you imagine that? somebody says, how hot is it going to be today? they're just like, well, real, i don't know. over the next three decades, we'll have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes incalculable, which seems bad, according to the same report, we can avoid the worst case scenario if we reduce

"jimmy kimmel live," u.s. national soccer team stars and world . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, director jon favreau. world cup champions, alex morgan and megan rapinoe. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from taylor bennett. and now, step aside. jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching, thank you for coming to join us. thank you for everything, really. this is, well, i'm glad you're in a great mood. because today we celebrate one of our most cherished holidays in this country. today is 7-eleven, also known as free slurpy day. [cheers and applause] although, you know, any

-- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. from "stuber," dave bautista. and music from jaden smith. and now -- stay put -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome, especially to those of you visiting from out of town. you know, it's summer vacation time, and we have a lot of visitors here in california, but you know who's in southern california right now and did not bother to stop by? vice president mike pence.

jimmy kimmel line of, slk. see you, s >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- fred savage -- alex morgan -- and music from koffee. and now settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles. it was 85 degrees today. it was just nice, and we should enjoy it, because i don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that says the heat index, which is basically the measure of how hot it feels. by the year 2050 the heat index will literally be off the charts. it will be so hot they won't be able to chart it, which, can't they just make new charts? can you imagine that? somebody says, how hot is it going to be today? they're just like, well, real, i don't know. over the next three decades, we'll have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes incalculable, which seems bad, according to the same report, we can avoid the worst case scenario if we reduce

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, senator bernie sanders, from "dora and the lost city of gold," eugenio derbez, this week music from the raconteurs. and now, most definitely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. dickey, i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. we have quite a show for you tonight. gentlemen who would like to be president of the united states, the senator from vermont, bernie sanders is here with us tonight. bernie ran for president in 2016 and is hoping people are still feeling the bern, however, if you are still feeling that after three years, you should probably consult a robert mueller appeared in congress for nearly seven hours for q&a, more q than a. and he is a life-long republican who spent the day being abused by his party. at one point, melania had to come in and tell them to be best. they tried to distract us from the crimes our president committed. fox news went so far to bring in a body language

right now on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, donald glover, from "the good place", d'arcy carden, and comedian beth stelling. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles where a, anyone still feeling nervous about the earthquakes? we had two big earthquakes, as you likely know, over the weekend. god tried the bottle cap challenge this weekend with all the bottles in california. and now, now, as the aftershocks die down, we're just sitting here waiting for the next one. guillermo, are you prepared for an earthquake? >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: do you have an emergency kit at home? >> yes, i do. we're going to get under the table and backpack by the door with water. >> jimmy: do you have the backpack itself? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's in it? >> water, cookies and tequila. >> jimmy: okay. [cheers and applause] >> i do. >> jimmy: that would be fine if were you the cookie monster, but you need to have

>> on jimmy kimmel live, >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. from "stuber," dave bautista. and music from jaden smith. and now -- stay put -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome, especially to those of you visiting from out of town. you know, it's summer vacation time, and we have a lot of visitors here in california, but you know who's in southern california right now and did not bother to stop by? vice president mike pence. he's at vandenberg, touting the space force. mother packed his pjs and everything. it's going to be hilarious when trump and pence are out of office and nobody mentions the space force ever again. how he got stuck with this space force job, i do not know. while he's here, maybe we can put him on the millennium falcon ride at disney land and tell him it's the space force up and running. meanwhile, back in the white house, the president is pumping his tiny fists. the president emerged victorious in his battle w

seth roggin is on jimmy kimmel. have a wonderful rest of your fourth of july. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tonight, seth rogen, mike tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea, presented by mazda, with cleto and the cletones. and now, going for broke! jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, thank you. hello! hello, everyone. muchas gracias. i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] i appreciate that. thank you. please, relax, relax. i'm glad, thank you very much. i'm very happy you're here. i'm happy i'm here. it's great to be back in las vegas. [cheers and applause] let me ask a quick question. how many of you in our audience tonight, how many of you actually live in las vegas? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i lived, i lived in las vegas at one time. now i'm trying not to die in las vegas, because this is our fourth night here. you know you've been in ve

"jimmy kimmel live," u.s. national soccer team stars and world . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, director jon favreau. world cup champions, alex morgan and megan rapinoe. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from taylor bennett. and now, step aside. jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching, thank you for coming to join us. thank you for everything, really. this is, well, i'm glad you're in a great mood. because today we celebrate one of our most cherished holidays in this country. today is 7-eleven, also known as free slurpy day. [cheers and applause] although, you know, any day can be free slurpy day if you drink them fast enough. people love this holiday. they've been doing this for 17 years now. and it's much more popular than 7-eleven's other big promotional holiday, free wrinkled tiny hot dog that's been sitting out since the bush administration. i believe that's october 8. today's the day you spend

>> jimmy: my name is jimmy. you're on television right now. this is jimmy kimmel. who do you have in the car with you? >> nice to meet you. this is my sister. >> jimmy: your sister. oh, this is great, a brother and sister marijuana outing. >> cbd. >> jimmy: oh, cbd. now, does cbd actually do anything? >> i'm using it for like a back rub. it really works to lower inflammation. >> jimmy: who rubs it on you? >> i put it on myself. >> jimmy: you rub it on yourself. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that would be a great slogan for them, you rub it on yourself. pete, would you like to play a game with us tonight? >> sure. >> jimmy: trivia question. boy you are yo boy, your sister seems like she's unhappy. are you okay? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can play together. it will be a team game. honk your hourn when you have the answer. the question is, spell marijuana. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: okay, go ahead. >> >> jimmy: that's right. where he did harold and kumar go? don't forget the hourn. >> white castle. >> jimmy: do you want to stay? or do you want one more question? >> i want the mon

and now, place your bets, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? that's very nice. thank you. hello. las vegas, nevada. i appreciate it. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on the strip for the first of five nights in vegas. that's very kind. i don't know, how many -- just out of curiosity, how many locals do we have in the audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, i see a lot of faces i know. i grew up here. we moved to las vegas when i was 9 years old. i went to kenny gwynn junior high school. [ cheers and applause ] i went to clark high school. [ cheers and applause ] and then the university of nevada las vegas. [ cheers and applause ] i enrolled at unlv in the fall of 1985. as a young man i had the privilege of watching the great jerry tarkanian and his running rebels electrify this town. [ cheers and applause ] i started a promising career in high school at a store called miller's outpost where -- selling parach

jimmy kimmel line of, slk. see you, s >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- fred savage -- alex morgan -- and music from koffee. and now settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles. it was 85 degrees today. it was just nice, and we should enjoy it, because i don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that says the heat index, which is basically the measure of how hot it feels. by the year 2050 the heat index will literally be off the charts.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- casey affleck, from "the boys," jack quaid, and music from burna boy. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy sha ji l host of the show. thanks for watching, thank you for coming and being a part of my life. i appreciate you. it's very nice and thank you for joining us as we gear up for the big event tomorrow, live from congress, the robert mueller show. the special counsel will at long last appear before the special committee to talk about his report on collusion basically, he's allowed to answer questions about anything as long as we already know it or don't care about it, so the justice department has instructed robert mueller to quote, remain within boundaries. is that necessary? he seems to me like, robert mueller is the guy who use the dividers in the grocery store checkout line even when there's nobody behind him. the president weighed in on this and wrote highly conflicted robert mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. in the end i

on jim"jimmy kimmel," it's kevi hart. see you tomorrow morning. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel live in las vegas! tonight -- kevin hart jimmy drives a lyft around vegas and music from marshmello featuring chvrches -- presented by cÎroc vodka. with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show.

hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from the kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, gwen stefani, and music from megan thee stallion. and now we're back, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] noid thanks for coming. it's very nice. we are back to work after we were on a two-week vacation. it was our summer vacation. a lot happened while we were off the air. we had not one but two major earthquakes in southern california. one

first, what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy. >> thanks, this is why i called you here tonight. this is for you. >> oh! >> this is a -- >> oh, my you...and mom also gets aoss shoppiback-to-school bag? that's yes for less. ross has the brands you want for back to school. and it feels even better when you find them for less. at ross. yes for less. it's my special friend, antonio. his luxurious fur calms my nerves when i'm worried about moving into our new apartment. why don't we just ask geico for help with renters insurance? i didn't know geico helps with renters insurance. yeah, and we could save a bunch too. antonio! fetch computer! antonio? i'll get it. get to know geico and see how much you could save on renters insurance. and realize you can get youeverything you need...oss oh, yeah. yep. yes! ...to feel like a boss? that's yes for less. 20 to 60 percent off specialty store prices for every room and every budget. at ross. yes for less. . . >>> two horses were killed in a catastrophic training accident at the del mair t

and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and i want to wish you, each and every one of you, a happy and blessed shark week. [ laughter ] did you know this is the 31st year of shark week? shark week started in 1988 at a time when sharks were too busy playing with their cabbage patch dolls to even eat people. but they started and still going on on discovery channel. and i tell you, there's nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. it's a real thing. if you look at what they show on the box, they appear to be

and now, most definitely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. dickey, i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. we have quite a show for you tonight. gentlemen who would like to be president of the united states, the senator from vermont, bernie sanders is here with us

and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ >>im: , er i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to you from -- thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada. we are in the zappos theater. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility scooter. here's why vegas is number one. [cheers and applause] i'll explain it. it's not just one city. all the great cities of the world are represented here. you've got new york, paris, rome, margaritaville. vegas is the city that's been jacked up on red bull for 48 hours straight. there is alcohol everywhere here. there's even a bar at drybar. in vegas. even drybar isn't dry. that's how much alcohol there is. but i have to hand it to our crew and staff, even though there have been many temptations to drink to excess, to stay up too late. we have the most professional group here. they've, safety is our number one priority here at the show. i

and now, over here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. a special welcome to those of you who are watching from new york city, where if you're seeing this means the power is still on. you know, there's a big blackout in manhattan over the weekend. the power went out for several hours on saturday night from times square all the way up to 72nd street. it happened right in the middle of a jennifer

and now, to set things straight, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. wow, that's very nice. i know, listen, i know you're mainly here for the air conditioning, but i do appreciate it. it was very hot in america today. a massive heat wave is on the way this weekend. they expect the heat will cause the usual problems, blackouts are possible. driving is more dangerous. people who netflix may be unable to chill over the weekend. so here's a little advice. i've lived in some hot places. i lived in vegas. i lived in phoenix. what i do, i put my clothes in the fridge overnight, and you'll thank me in the morning, just. the president put on a real scorcher of a show last night. don't know if you saw any of it, but trump held a rally in north korea, i mean north carolina last night. [cheers and applause] and i don't know if someone over there at the rally has a sense of humor or what, i doubt it, but this is the song they were playing last night before mike pence came on stage. â

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shailene woodley -- comedian mike epps -- and from chicago a special performance by garth brooks. and now, over here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. a special welcome to those of you who are watching from new york city, where if you're seeing this means the power is still on. you know, there's a big blackout in manhattan over the weekend. the power went out for several hours on saturday night from times square all the way up to 72nd street. it happened right in the middle of a jennifer lopez concert at madison square garden. the lights suddenly went out. and people were -- they had to cancel the show. people were on edge. you know, when this sort of thing happens. there was even an incident at a local bagel shop when the lights went out. >> why is it okay for women to say you're on dating sites, we should be -- that's okay? >> jimmy: as you can see, tempers a

thanks for watching, >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, danny mcbride, from "once upon a time in hollywood," margaret qualley, and music from rascal flatts, and now, on top of that, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and thanks for joining us for what is, will be our after the special counsel special tonight. robert mueller testified for like 25 hours today. this was a major event in washington. bars in washington, d.c. opened very early today to host viewing parties. they started at 8:30 a.m. i know this is interesting, but if you're watching a hearing at a bar at 8:30, you're probably an alcoholic is what's going on. is what i was up early this morning watching with my kids. they needed a break from "paw patrol." i asked my 4-year-old, and she said it was outside her purview and referred me to the report. robert mueller seemed older than i expected. anybody expecting the mueller of dragons was disappoin

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from the kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, gwen stefani, and music from megan thee stallion. and now we're back, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] noid thanks for coming. it's very nice. we are back to work after we were on a two-week vacation. it was our summer vacation. a lot happened while we were off the air. we had not one but two major earthquakes in southern california. one of which was so strong that kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers. i didn't feel either one of the earthquakes. i don't know. i was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that? i didn't feel anything but a lot of people did. and you know what you do when there's a big earthquake? you have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. it shook up some kind of weird school performance. i don't know what was going on there. this apartment -- the apartment lost a television set. even at dodg

seth roggin is on jimmy kimmel. have a wonderful rest of your fourth of july. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tonight, seth rogen, mike tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea, presented by mazda, with cleto and the cletones. and now, going for broke! jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, thank you. hello! hello, everyone. muchas gracias.

. >> on jimmy kimmel live, >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. from "stuber," dave bautista. and music from jaden smith. and now -- stay put -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome, especially to those of you visiting from out of town. you know, it's summer vacation time, and we have a lot of visitors here in california, but you know who's in southern california right now and did not bother to stop by? vice president mike pence. he's at vandenberg, touting the space force. mother packed his pjs and everything.

and now settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles. it was 85 degrees today. it was just nice, and we should enjoy it, because i don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that says the heat index, which is b

and music from tal wi and now, moving right along, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching the show. thank you for coming to the show. it's very nice. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to tonight. with "the bachelorette" men telling all and our dangerous lunatic president telling all. but first i feel compelled to mention we have a new most admired man and woman in the world. there's an annual survey. it's conducted by ugov. the most admi

and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy sha ji l host of the show. thanks for watching, thank you for coming and being a part of my life. i appreciate you. it's very nice and thank you for joining us as we gear up for the big event tomorrow, live from congress, the robert mueller

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kathy griffin, from the los angeles lakers, anthony davis, the bachelorette, hannah b. and music from of monsters and men. and now, after all that, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please sit, we have no time to waste. we're already behind. thanks for joining us on a night of dating and debating here in the united states, aka bachelor nation, and we will get to that, "the bachelorette," hannah b is here for after the after the after final rose ceremony. kathy griffin is here. music from of monsters and men and anthony davis is here with us. [cheers and applause] are you ready, guillermo? >> i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo is a very big lakers fan. >> yeah! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: looks like your mustache traveled north. >> yeah, i know, a little bit. >> jimmy: earlier tonight from the fox theater the first of two democratic debates this week. it's john hi

right now on jimmy >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, donald glover, from "the good place", d'arcy carden, and comedian beth stelling. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles where a, anyone still feeling nervous about the earthquakes? we had two big earthquakes, as you likely know, over the weekend. god tried the bottle cap challenge this weekend with all the bottles in california. and now, now, as the aftershocks die down,

for the entire "abc7 news" team, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from the kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, gwen stefani, and music from megan thee stallion. and now we're back, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] noid thanks for coming. it's very nice. we are back to work after we were on a two-week vacation. it was our summer vacation. a lot happened while we were off the air. we had not one but two major earthquakes in southern california. one of which was so strong that kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers.

thanks for watching, >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, danny mcbride, from "once upon a time in hollywood," margaret qualley, and music from rascal flatts, and now, on top of that, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and thanks for joining us for what is, will be our after the special counsel special tonight. robert mueller testified for like 25 hours today. this was a major event

and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i don't know if you know, this is the biggest week of the year for nerds in southern california. as of tonight, just down the interstate, about 120 miles which would take you, i don't know, maybe nine hours from here, down the 405, comic-con is under way, the 50th annual comic-con. hard to believe this has been going on for 50 years. you know, some of the original attendees who were living in their parents' basements for the first comic-con are now living in their grandparents' basements. their own kids living under them. did you know every year at comic-con at least five people die from getting their cape stuck in an escalator. it also is world emoji day, this is an international event organized by whom i don't know. but on behalf of everyone at the show, smile eye face with hearts for eyes, prayer hands, prayer hands and a thumb up to you. some parent are concerned that their kids are u

and music from tal wi and now, moving right along, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching the show. thank you for coming to the show. it's very nice. i appreciate that. we have a lot to get to tonight. with "the bachelorette" men telling all and our dangerous lunatic president telling all. but first i feel compelled to mention we have a new most admired man and woman in the world. there's an annual survey. it's conducted by ugov. the most admired woman in the world this year is michelle obama. michelle obama. [ cheers and applause ] is admired greatly. she finished number one, followed by oprah. you have to be happy with any result that ends with "followed by oprah." [ laughter ] and the tenth most admired woman in the world is taylor swift. although keep in mind this survey was conducted before they released the trailer for "cats" last week. [ laughter ] the top three most admired men in the survey are bill gates, barack obama, and jackie chan. and if that's not a great crew for a h

and now, place your bets, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? that's very nice. thank you. hello.

hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from the kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, gwen stefani, and music from megan thee stallion. and now we're back, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] noid thanks for coming. it's very nice. we are back to work after we were on a two-week vacation. it was our summer vacation. a lot happened while we were off the air. we had not one but two major earthquakes in southern california. one of which was so strong that kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers. i didn't feelitr of the earthquakes. i don't know. i was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that? i didn't feel anything but a lot of people did. and you know what you do when there's a big earthquake? you have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. it shook up some kind of weird school performance. i don't know what was going on there. this apartment -- the apartment lost a television set. even at dodger's sta

"jimmy kimmel live," u.s. national soccer team stars and world champions. >> see you tomorrow, good night. @ >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." a mom seems to be a good sport after a surf fail, but. >> it was a bit more serious than it looks. >> see the moment at the center of a lawsuit. >>> a bumbling vandal with a molotov cocktail. >> gives it the old one, two and boom. >> why targeting the police station wasn't his only bad move. >>> some dogs discovered out in the heat. >> are in terrible conditions. >> the other reason this rescue came in the nick of time. >>> and -- >> ♪ walk a mile in these >> and a hit song with a fancy shoe mention inspires a new phase. >> it's the challenge. >> see the videos that prove it can be done. >>> we've seen these before, the artificial waves, you can see them in hotels, resorts, stuff like that, you can try your hand at surfing, have a go at it but not in the open ocean. that's what mom does here. the first wave has taken off her bikini top.

and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. goodnight, everybody. thank you. hello friends.

. >>> "jimmy kimmel live" after abc7 news at 11:00. >> i think you're going to like this a lot. wondering why are you so handsome right now? >> i don't know. >> animated movie, don't need to be. >> i save it for these moments. itit's crepe day.day for our family at denny's. a family tradition we started about 22 minutes ago and now we can continue that tradition at home with denny's delivery. see you at denny's or dennys.com ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ that leave therea lasting impression. like the feeling of movement as a new journey begins, or the sight of soft fur, warmed by the morning sun. you might remember new flavours, or a view that defies all expectations. these are the memories that stay with you, long after the moments have passed. a van that changed us and chips forever. so thanks, keeper of the keys for a chance to chase organic honey, barrel-aged bourbon and mouth-puckering pepperoncini. because of that van and because of everybody wh

and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ >>im: , er i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and i want to wish you, each and every one of you, a happy and blessed shark week. [ laughter ] did you know this is the 31st year of shark week? shark week started in 1988 at a time when sharks were too busy playing with their cabbage patch dolls t

right now on jimmy kimmel, donald glover. foggy in emeryville, good night. ♪ >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." >>>> r >>>>>> a bike>>g >>>> r >>>>>> a bike> g to -- p >> ma>> make himself g falls apart. [bleep]. >> >>> a lifetime bond leads to -- >> a reunion unlike any other. >> the story that will bring a smile to your face. >> you have to have mad skills for this. >> lining competition. >> the teeter totter that's only for extreme athletes. >>> and rookie riders on a journey to cross a stream. why the last leg is always the hardest. >> peacock. showing out to get some attention. we see it in the animal kingdom, we see it in the human animal kingdom. that's what's going on in this first video here. this first video, dude sitting on his bike at a red light. >> don't do it man. >> he's going to do it. he starts revving up, the smoke starts building. ladies, aren't you more attracted to him, i know i am. >> i'm so much less attracted to him. >> how can he make himself look cooler. >> take off,

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kathy griffin, from the los angeles lakers, anthony davis, the bachelorette, hannah b. and music from of monsters and men. and now, after all that, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please sit, we have no time to waste. we're already behind. thanks for joining us on a night of dating and debating here in the united states, aka bachelor nation, and we will get to that, "the bachelorette," hannah b is here for after the after the after final rose

and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i don't know if you know, this is the biggest week of the year for nerds in southern california. as of tonight, just down the interstate, about 120 miles which would take you, i don't know, maybe nine hours from here, down the 405,

jimmy kimmel line of, slk. see you, stay cool. >> hydrate. >> yes. >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute". >> you see villagers around a well. >> and you see an elephant. >> the rescue drama. when you got car lovers reving the engine. >> the adrenaline gets going. >> the trouble when one driver is a little too jacked. >> he's ready for the x games, nowop dowg m a bighug. >> what happens whe to surprise dad. >> did you leave the ac on? >> a couple take on a cringeworthy grooming task. see the pain and gain when it's time to pull. >> and producers, don't get any stupid ideas and bring these things in here. >> a little one is in trouble in india. there you see a well and you see an elephant gap. they're taking down one of the walls of the well so the elephant calf can walk off. momma is not happy about it and she engages. >> careful. >> wow. >> oh, just stop moving the thing. she's obviously scared. just stop for a second. >> she probably thinks that it's going to harm the baby instead of

. >> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy. >> thanks, eric and dion. watch this if it's the last thing you do. did you really give your daughter fireworks? >> i gave her a fireworks display. that's my princess. >> is that what she wanted? >> that's my that leave therea lasting impression. like the feeling of movement as a new journey begins, or the sight of soft fur, warmed by the morning sun. you might remember new flavours, or a view that defies all expectations. these are the memories that stay with you, long after the moments have passed. >>> new at 11:00, san francisco police caught up to a couple of car burglary suspects after a short chase. we have highlighted it for you. we are told officers saw them break into a car on washington street near the embarcadero, then try to escape in their own vehicle. however, they didn't get very far and crashed at washington and drum streets. police then pulled both men out of the car and arrested them. >> over in the east bay, a toddler fell from a second story window

. >>> world cup soccer champs on jimmy kimmel live, the reason kimmel gave them 5,000 chicken nuggets. >> what? >> you know what? >> you're a vegetarian, what are you talking about. >> even so, it triggers me. i see the chicken nugget and i think about the honey and barbecue. >> i'm all about the hot mustard sauce. >> you can have all of mine. >> the hotter the better for me. i want some flavor, absolutely. >>> let's talk about what's going on. beautiful shot of the clouds cascading over the east bay hills into the valleys. let's take a look at the north bay. temperatures running in the low to mid-50s up and down highway 101 until you get to ukiah. bodega bay, 49. napa valley, 50s. elsewhere, mid- to upper 50s cooler this morning. san jose at 60. tracy and brentwood, 61 and 63. i wanted to show you the thick fog over the golden gate bridge, the closer you are to the coast, the more likely you are going to run through some fog all the way through the morning commute. as far as mass transit, really mild this morning. it's going to be hot if you're taking it from our inland neighborhoods