>> greg: yes. >> is there anyone around that we can get going i can start this off? because they are actually calling us on our [bleep], this is not fun anymore, this job was supposed to be we do stuff, trump criticized us on social media, we talk about that, get book deals and the no one really pays attention to the burning country around us because we focus in on trump, and i love this woke-is in response to everything. greg, if you let me sit in his chair, going to make people laugh and everyone is going to think i'm your bodyguard so they are going to think you're famous. my first show, nobody laughed, and people just walked by me and didn't pay attention to you. i did not fulfill my promises. is that my fault? is it? >> greg: yes. >> are we sure? >> greg: i don't know. >> because i told you was going to do something and then i've not done it, so it's 100% my fault. >> greg: right, yes. >> so joe said he was going to -- how do you get rid of a person other than like get rid of a person? and he

. >> greg: i agree. i don't understand. >> kat: congratulations. you're free. >> greg: all right, janie. >> jamie: tom brady is an adonis. sorry. >> greg: the combine. i would like to combine him with a bowl of whipped cream. >> jamie: i felt like i read everything on this story and you still can't figure out what happened. michelle was in the conservative chair on "the view. close but that's the only chair in the studio that's not reinforced. >> kat: is that an upholstery joke? >> jamie: i was going to say reinforced for heavyweight. but i just said it. we are live? i don't know how to do this. i don't know where you stand on this. i do appreciate her. "the view" should be called "our view." it should be called the narrow view. they don't let people talk. >> greg: difference of opinion >> greg: difference of opinion can no longer with directv stream i can get live tv and on demand anywhere. look, serena williams... matrix... serena... matrix... serena... matrix... ♪ ♪ ♪ get your tv together with t

>> greg: sucker! >> they probably have nicer things than i do. >> greg: that's a low bar. >> i dress like trash, i have trash stuff. i've got friends, why don't we go rob some places? >> greg: i feel like we are all suckers were paying. >> what are we doing going to work? >> i was a victim of a crime, someone stole my electric scooter. >> he's probably having a great day on your electric scooter. >> he went 5 miles per hour, broke the lock and took off with my scooter. than the hotel that had footage was like only with a subpoena -- it's on the street, you're not going to show me? >> i would like to publicly apologize. >> you don't want me riding a scooter. >> greg: it's no shacking wagon. that is a 13 year call back. up next kamala's ratings head to the floor as another aid heads to the door. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ unleash the freshness... [upbeat music] still fresh ♪ in wash-scent booster ♪ downy unstopabl

greg is trying this one. >> greg: it's not bad. it's like root beer. >> harold: it does taste like root beer. >> greg: bert's beer. pennsylvania come is that right? >> jesse: big time in pennsylvania. >> jeanine: it's like nothing i have ever had. >> jesse: do you like it or just like it? it is like ginger beer. >> dana: it's okay, gingersnap. >> jeanine: i love gingersnap. >> jesse: did you like it? >> harold: i do. >> jeanine: how much did you drink? >> harold: enough to know. >> jesse: she is aging him. [laughter] >> jesse: all right, we have the gingerbread cake cat now. >> dana: them cutting mine. i'm kidding my now. >> jeanine: i like candy, i love candy. >> dana: i just like regular kids cats. -- kitkats. i love the way for her. >> jesse: yeah, the crispy wheat for a period >> dana: i can make one last all day. >> jeanine: you never did that, greg? >> jesse: they are going to wrestle in the jell-o and we will be right back. stay tuned. >> dana: [laughs] ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: oh, that will be great. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

it's a joke. >> greg: is it really? >> greg: is it really? up next, bill nye is his the worst genocide in human history also destroyed the lives of thousands of jewish survivors still suffering today. god calls on people who believe in him to act on his word. "comfort ye, comfort my people." especially during this holiday season of hanukkah. when i come here and i sit with lilia i realize what she needs right now is food. these elderly jews are weak and they're sick. they're living on $2 a day this now, is how god's children are living. take this time to send a survival food box to these forgotten jews. the international fellowship of christians and jews urgently need your gift of $25 now to help provide one survival food box with all of the essentials they critically need for their diet for one month. your special holiday gift will provide everything they need to celebrate the miracle of hanukkah. this is the first time in over 70 years that she has anything to do with faith. the communists came and wiped it out. and now we're coming to her

. >> greg: i agree. i don't understand. >> kat: congratulations. you're free. >> greg: all right, janie. >> jamie: tom brady is an adonis. sorry. >> greg: the combine. i would like to combine him with a bowl of whipped cream. >> jamie: i felt like i read everything on this story and you still can't figure out what happened. michelle was in the conservative chair on "the view. close but that's the only chair in the studio that's not reinforced. >> kat: is that an upholstery joke? >> jamie: i was going to say reinforced for heavyweight. but i just said it. we are live? i don't know how to do this. i don't know where you stand on this. i do appreciate her. "the view" should be called "our view." it should be called the narrow view. they don't let people talk. >> greg: difference of opinion can no longer be tolerated. up next, a test that puts the i.q. debate to rest. instantly clear everyday congestion. and try vicks sinex children's saline. safe and gentle relief for children's noses. as a dj, i know all a

to greg, the husband. was greg or maybe his sister trying to plant a false lead? prem burns added that to her list of concerns about greg harris. she was also discovering that greg had a bad history with some of the women in his life. her investigators found greg had control issues and a temper according to chiquita's family members and some old girlfriends. >> he just wanted them within his eyesight and within his control. >> reporter: she also learned that chiquita had taken out a lease on an apartment. she hadn't yet moved into her new place, but prem burns believes chiquita was indeed going to divorce greg. which meant he had lost control of her. >> and i believe that's what happened with chiquita is that he was not going to let her. >> reporter: nobody leaves me, huh? >> nobody leaves greg harris, unless greg harris throws them out of the house onto the front lawn. >> reporter: greg's brother mike doesn't believe it for a second. his brother, he says, wasn't violent. and what's more, he says greg and

greg is trying this one. >> greg: it's not bad. it's like root beer. >> harold: it does taste like root beer. >> greg: bert's beer. pennsylvania come is that right? >> jesse: big time in pennsylvania. >> jeanine: it's like nothing i have ever had. >> jesse: do you like it or just like it? it is like ginger beer. >> dana: it's okay, gingersnap. >> jeanine: i love gingersnap. >> jesse: did you like it? >> harold: i do. >> jeanine: how much did you drink? >> harold: enough to know. >> jesse: she is aging him. [laughter] >> jesse: all right, we have the gingerbread cake cat now. >> dana: them cutting mine. i'm kidding my now. >> jeanine: i like candy, i love candy. >> dana: i just like regular kids cats. -- kitkats. i love the way for her. >> jesse: yeah, the crispy wheat for a period >> dana: i can make one last all day. >> jeanine: you never did that, greg? >> jesse: they are going to wrestle in the jell-o and we will be right back. stay tuned. >> dana: [laughs] ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: oh, that will be great. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

greg is trying this one. >> greg: it's not bad. it's like root beer. >> harold: it does taste like root beer. >> greg: bert's beer. pennsylvania come is that right? >> jesse: big time in pennsylvania. >> jeanine: it's like nothing i have ever had. >> jesse: do you like it or just like it? it is like ginger beer. >> dana: it's okay, gingersnap. >> jeanine: i love gingersnap. >> jesse: did you like it? >> harold: i do. >> jeanine: how much did you drink? >> harold: enough to know. >> jesse: she is aging him. [laughter] >> jesse: all right, we have the gingerbread cake cat now. >> dana: them cutting mine. i'm kidding my now. >> jeanine: i like candy, i love candy. >> dana: i just like regular kids cats. -- kitkats. i love the way for her. >> jesse: yeah, the crispy wheat for a period >> dana: i can make one last all day. >> jeanine: you never did that, greg? >> jesse: they are going to wrestle in the jell-o and we will be right back. stay tuned. >> dana: [laughs] ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: oh, that will be great. ♪ ♪ as a professional bu

yeah. >> greg: was this recent? >> not that recent. >> greg: beef i've come i would ask for an example but we would be here all night. >> sorry i am fine. >> greg: you hold your alcohol pretty well. >> i really do. and i don't trust this site. i don't trust this company. i spend a lot of time on their website today and they were like weird -- i'm like what is that? it taste just like booze but it's not booze and it gives you the same burn of dues. and i'm like what? who wants -- all the parts you don't want. i just feel like it where -- >> greg: it's like the reason my drink is not because it tastes good it's because it messes you up. and like a we got rid of the part where it -- now i just taste bad. >> greg: mike >> still be hung over but you won't be drunk at all. >> greg: that is a dumb idea. don't go away. we will be right back. i could use some help showing the world how liberty mutual customizes their car insurance. ow! i'm ok! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ only in th

>> greg: have you tried it? >> no, i haven't but i'm curious. >> greg: i know some of that tried the female version. >> no, want to try the male version and see what it will do. >> greg: you know what will happen. >> no, you don't. >> greg: it used to be a hypertension drug. they find the side effect that is positive and marked the site a pet though my conflict because it is positive and they just repurpose them so what do you think about that? >> field research. >> it was not for a hair but like rowing, i don't know, thank you for taking us down a dead end. i thought maybe you would add to this, tw take me through that terrible segway. >> this is a hard one for me. [laughter] >> i get it! >> the problem with the story is that so many people already. you said 7 million >> greg: yes. >> 7 million was the trial. this is a lot of good news for a lot of people. >> greg: yes. >> my palm as if it works what if the biden administration starts forcing people and if there is a mandate for viagra? >> i would definitely do

. >> greg: it also the birthmark. >> you've seen it? >> greg: who hasn't. it's got its own instagram account. but shaq is a guy who would rather be remembered for how he treats people, not what he's achieved, which again is just like me. just today my assistant made eye contact with me and i didn't fire her. i think that inspired her to do better in between her bouts of crying, but she's doing better than last week's assistant. r.i.p. but we wish shaq luck in whatever he does as long as it's not a sequel to "shazam!." i do have a theory of why so many celebs are jerks, a lot of them go crazy by age 35 because the time spent chasing fame comes at a cost and the cost is learning how to be a person. fame and power enables -- look no further than the cuomo brothers, right? and then when the fame evaporates, they realize they're just a vapid empty shell. or worse, debra messing. [scattered laughter] >> your hot tonight. you are hot tonight. >> greg: you're harassing me right now. i'm with shaq on this. i disowned my celebrity. i'm no longer going to be flying fi

greg gutfeld is up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: you are the one. i hate you all. happy monday, everyone. so there is big news over at cnn that doesn't involve the producer molesting children. for once. i guess even take holiday breaks. it was announced that cnn has closed its offices to "nonessential employees. it is either for covid or so law enforcement could have a break. meeting the only people at cnn or people that are necessary to create their products. we visited their offices to see who is loved. left ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah. the place was empty or than joy behar it's bookshelves. that's not the only news at cnn besides their usual arrests. here is a delightful picture of what appeared to be a mentally deranged, unstable freak celebrating an act of arson. that is jim acosta standing with a group of cnn employees who thankfully aren't sex traffickers. they are all unmasked, which is weird. you would think after the month they had, they would all be wearing masks to hide their embarrassed faces. but what is he holding? yes, a picture of the box christmas tree surrounded by pictures o

. >> greg: 49ers. >> dagen: and the cowboys. >> greg: he was a 49er first. >> dagen: correct. >> greg: i know my 49ers. jessica, did i go to you yet? >> jessica: bagels and pizza. >> greg: new york city. i'm glad you didn't use nationalities like you did in rehearsal. [laughter] >> dana: denver, colorado. >> jesse: that's what denver is known for? >> greg: the altitude. my hometown. it's known for me. me. san mateo. i am the best thing to ever come out of san mateo. sure, there was barry bostwick who was in "rocky horror." tom brady, san mateo. bigger. bigger. who are famous people? i think bruce springsteen lived in san mateo. >> dana: what about the cheater? >> greg: barry bonds. bigger. want to be the hardest thing to give up? should i stop? quickly. the hardest thing to give up? >> dana: dogs. >> jesse: chocolate. >> jessica: candy. >> dagen: men. [laughter] >> greg: you took my answer. i'm going to say charity. [laughter] she is a stripper downtown. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ >> greg: time no for "one more thing," check this out, andrea, she's 24, hoping to make her lip

>> no she wasn't greg. just her lips. >> greg: would you like to get up earlier than normal pick the topics? >> he usually gets about 1:00 a.m. because anyone ready to talk about the? speak to you so we need to do this topic right now >> that is right. can we put it first? >> service tv show in history would be cnn to catch a predator. [laughs] the lights would go on and it would just arrest the host. why did to take them three days to fire him by the way? it was caught caught on friday but they fired him on monday. cnn is there over the weekend. two fridays are member? >> greg: maybe they were judging by the work we cannot the actual weed. over the thing and this over. [laughs] sunday there were like she was nine. maybe we should do something. you want me to follow jokes? speak to the media has more than actual people. >> you're in the media greg. >> greg: i know. >> human a good point. i don't know man. this crossing state lines that's really probably the most egregious thing. listen i get this topic is a

. >> greg: 49ers. >> dagen: and the cowboys. >> greg: he was a 49er first. >> dagen: correct. >> greg: i know my 49ers. jessica, did i go to you yet? >> jessica: bagels and pizza. >> greg: new york city. i'm glad you didn't use nationalities like you did in rehearsal. [laughter] >> dana: denver, colorado. >> jesse: that's what denver is known for? >> greg: the altitude. my hometown. it's known for me. me. san mateo. i am the best thing to ever come out of san mateo. sure, there was barry bostwick who was in "rocky horror." tom brady, san mateo. bigger. bigger. who are famous people? i think bruce springsteen lived in san mateo. >> dana: what about the cheater? >> greg: barry bonds. bigger. want to be the hardest thing to give up? should i stop? quickly. the hardest thing to give up? >> dana: dogs. >> jesse: chocolate. >> jessica: candy. >> dagen: men. [laughter] >> greg: you took my answer. i'm going to say charity. [laughter] she is a stripper downtown. "one more thing" is up next. as a dj, i know all about customization. that's why i love liberty mutual. they customize my car insura

remember, it's america now and forever and greg gutfeld is next. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy glorious friday and what a friday it is. it seems like only yesterday that the media had made a fuss over jussie smollett. >> i don't like that it's being put out in the media that's a possible hate crime. >> i know jussie smollett is a really good guy, i just want justice to be served. >> the media has cast so much doubt on his story which i find it so personally offensive. >> he's given a detail at account, an account that chicago police has been consistent. he has been very cooperative. >> greg: now today, it's as if there is no news on this guy. i hope he wasn't kidnapped by white supremacists. maybe he went on another midnight trip and was attacked by jared to. i kid, he's too old for jared. what is admin? i don't know. didn't he go to court, wasn't he found guilty? it seems like one moment he was everywhere but now he's gone like rollerblades or a cuomo. lets pay a visit to all of those in the media who f

>> greg: anyway. since we are talk about segregation and race, i thought the expert here would be a skinny white girl. so what are your thoughts? >> are you really going to me for -- yeah. i am so qualified to be the leading voice of a generation on black issues. look at me! >> greg: my argument is you probably have just as much expertise as the woman we were listening to in the webinar. >> was that three white people on that? >> greg: i couldn't tell. >> it was three white people on that panel. look, the official frequently asked questions on the website, which i would also -- went to, because i'm a very hard worker. it said no students required or banned from joining and it's like yeah, i would think you would put that there because that would be illegal. right? you can't do that. i mean, i'm not a lawyer, i didn't go to law school. sorry, dad. he's here. >> greg: your dad is the one over there crying right now. >> he doesn't cry. >> greg: could this be pushed by activists who are mostly white and n

okay, greg. >> greg: is this high school or college? >> judge jeanine: high school. >> greg: this is incredible. basically what we are doing here is we are seeing teachers create a three day weekend so they can start drinking on thursday afternoon at friday's happy hour. if this was a real thing they would have had the self-taught on wednesday, right? why does it have to be on friday? because they just want three days off. we should -- we should self--we should self-teach "the five" on fridays. >> judge jeanine: i knew you would say that. >> greg: don't come in here and stay home and act it out alone, right? >> jesse: i like it. i'm in. >> judge jeanine: you know, one of the things, dana, that they said is that teachers now need more time to deal with increased needs in the classroom you are doing 60 hours plus a week. >> dana: keep at it legacy educators. keep at it in virginia when glenn youngkin went for governor parents with him 71%. i'm going to bring advanced math in every high school in virginia and parents are like yes, we want

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. investigated, but that is where everybody was looking at it at the time. >> jesse: accusing president trump of falling for the hoax. >> in my office today which is between you, jesse and you, greg. >> jesse: first of all, we are sorry. >> kayleigh: thank you because i hear you guys a lot. you more than greg. >> jesse: you can hear me in my office? >> i can hear you, i snoop on your conversations. >> jesse: oh, boy. >> kayleigh: i hear what i think is the hardest take, shameful cells are, they say the right is going to use this as an example of why not to trust the media and then jen psaki says this is all trumps fault. her boss is the ultimate ray spader. any number of issues, mitt romney will put them back in chains, the shameful "you ain't black" comment in the shameful accusation of this jussie smollett crime, only to be surprised by kamala harris who said this is modern-day lynching along with cory booker. not to trump's fault, sorry. >> jesse: trying to spread the gullibility aro

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thank you. >> greg, that is just the relief factor talking. >> greg: you know, if you snort it, it is just faster acting. i learned that from charlie kirk. i'm joking. that's a joke. what was the question? >> i don't think there was a question. >> greg: the question is what is wrong with the world, joe. >> it's awful to think -- not this crazy guy, it's bad enough he does not seem to have suffered any penalty for it, but there are people who are celebrating the burning down of a religious symbol loved by millions of children around the world -- ha ha, take that fox news. it really shows this world that we live and where things are upside down. and this guy appears to be mentally ill. he is a danger to himself and others. now, what about the new york city money. this is about a billion to the which turned into a slush fund for the mayor's wife. now that i think about it, maybe there is no greater sign of mental illness than marrying bill de blasio. >> greg: it's funny. the christmas tree is not necessarily a religious symbol, but it's kind of become one. it's an effective religious sym

. >> greg: shove it up your ass. >> greg: ! after removing the land mine from his behind, doctors said by sister royal hospital worried that it might explode in the culver. thankfully, the show was a lump of metal and there was no risk. but it raises a depression question. how did the shell, like the one seen here, get there in the first place? and did he at least claim out to dinner first? he claimed it was a freak accident and fell directly on it. sounds like it is not the accident -- but did people buy that? i'm asking for a friend and definitely not my soul. how likely is it that this actually happened? we break it all down on... >> greg's science corner. with dr. drew. >> greg: thank you dr. drew for falling all the way across the country to discuss this actual incident. >> finally a straight medical topic. your preoccupation with that anatomy is a pleasure to serve. >> greg: tell me about it. is the patient's explanation possible? >> here's the comedy. if you work at any emergency room in this country for longer than two

greg's workout fits. you know as you work out at a gym as much as i do, it's important to be able to handle free weights, use the right form and above all don't be bouncing the weights because i think it's cool like this fellow here who was trying to do dead lifts. his form it's rough. he is throwing it down. there are people around in the gym that are just don't need to hear that really? that's all i got to say. >> dana: hurt his back doing that. >> greg: definitely. >> jesse: judge? >> judge jeanine: don't you hate it when unvarietied aunts and uncles want to see you. always at your doorstep. one colorado family got a shock of the lifetime when this visitor and at the door. take a look. ♪ a mask elk used antler to ring the front doorbell. since no one came to the door the erd decided to treat himself quick snack. spent several minutes munching on the flowers by the door. after the fill of flowers went to nibbling. >> greg: it wasn't an ant it wat was antler. you didn't even know that. >> judge jeanine

greg, it's your turn. >> greg: greg's upcoming convention news. >> greg: all right. dorothy, blanch, rose sophia, yes, you ruined it for me, people. i was going to ask them now you just blew it everybody go home. golden girls. there was a convention for "the golden girls" being announced for a 2022 three day event being called golden con. i could have come up something april 22 tonged april 24th next year in chicago. the organizers say thank the fans. i'm not sure about that. there will be a disco party, costume parade, pop-up bar, trivia competition. when i look at, you know, when people ask you what golden girl are you, i always say that i am sophia, will. >> jesse: is she the scrupulous one. >> greg: blanch. i see you more as, i don't know, i think you are kind of dorothy. >> jesse: is that the really old one. >> greg: they are all dead excite betty white. >> richard: is she going to be at this convention? >> jesse: she better take a booster. >> dana: that will be fun. >> greg: it will be fun. >> dana: k.t.? >> katie: if you ever think should i call the exterminat

>> greg: mostly. so igor, on behalf of hillary, helped plant allies to fuel the collusion fairy tale. as the fbi also used his work to obtain surveillance warrants. yeah, igor confesses, it was all based on booze-fueled hearsay from friends, which is not bad research! that's how i found out that bigfoot had impregnated the loch ness monster to give birth to carrot top. that's all my research! but then his real source, which was another democratic hack, a guy whose only connection to the criminal and is a bottle of russian dressing in the fridge. my wife has more of a connection to moscow, the poster of a shirtless putin above our bed. in other words, this whole thing was a hoax, if malicious deception like kat's extensions. and much like all the other hoaxes we've heard, the fine people lie, covington, crt doesn't exist but what's a premise he does. i feel like i just wrote an outline for a new fox nation series. hosted by diamond and silk. but this dossier smear was designed to sway the election, cla

greg. >> greg: i don't know, man, probably one of the greatest people. i don't know how they are going to replace her. it just a phenomenal leader, and just incredible. i don't know what else to say! but what are you going to do if you are offered that job? now, right? it's like being asked to direct the next alec baldwin western, no one wants it. >> jesse: very good, greg. >> greg: what a disaster kamala has been given that there really isn't any piling on from the media. of course there is us having fun, but from day one it was always kid gloves, right? and it just shows you you can end up on the rocks if you take all the boxes but you don't think about who the person really is. it just becomes a bashing of a buffoonery even with people cheering her on. she is going to do good, she's going to do good, the thing is this could be a great opportunity for some need to take this job, because it can only improve. it's like eric adams being mayor, all you have to do is appear normal and try to make this person normal and will do a better job. >> katie: yep, t

>> greg: exactly. and here you have joe manchin doing the principal stance and they are all picked off about it, but they didn't seem to be that past when lynn cheney and kissing her and mccain are all doing it because trump is an evil orange man. 's beyond what about the biden agenda? >> first of all, what am i doing here? what's that? >> i am allowed, right? i think we should take the day off. i think if you were paying attention to the case, senator manchin made his intentions clear the entire time. over the summer when chuck schumer said he was good for 1.5 trillion under the negotiation process he opted to 1.7 trillion. september 29th, and dana, we talked about this earlier in the show, mention put out a statement that he said, i made clear is that spending trillions more on new and expanded government programs when you can't even pay for the social programs like social security and medicare is the definition of fiscal sanity. he is always mentionedded work requirements. without water a and b ther

greg: he has to pick up the popcorn and candy. i'm greg pennell. this is bloomberg. ♪ romaine: if the trial is successful, they will approach the u.s. fda for an for that age group in the first half of 2020. the vaccine partners amended their clinical trial after it was discovered the regimen did not prompt a strong immune response in young children. a previous covid-19 recovery provides little shield against infection with the omicron variant. that is according to a large study from imperial college london. having a had a had covid only offers about 19% protection against omicron. the study underlines the importance of booster shots. the u.s. and europe are finding rare common ground with russia and china in talks aimed at bringing iran back into compliance with the 2015 nuclear deal.

greg's smash and grab news. we thought it had died down but apparently this dangerous crime trend is spreading to animals. check out this little guy, going back to the same place and taking anything he could find to. one's stopping him. he hasn't stolen $900 worth of stuff yet. it's going to take him approximately 3 to 4 days, the security guard is standing there, he doesn't care. this guy is like what the hell. america is going to hell in an emasculated handbasket. >> kayleigh: my new book is out, my journey through the white house and beyond and where jesse's book is competing with reese witherspoon, i'm competing with the 6019 project. we have to drive this to number 1, wherever books are sold and waters world is going to take it to number 1. >> jesse: i think you're going to get there. beat the 1619, whatever that is called the. >> dagen: i see your criminal puppy and i raise you a sad bear. i mean really fat bear. this is in minnesota, this was caught on a wolf project camera run by the university of minnes

all right. >> greg: it's a better looking crowd. >> jesse: it's because you're here greg. you guys did a great job last week with the light were just gonna do it again. >> i was saying earlier at such a blessing to be here because it's rare that all of us get to be together. because everyone has different schedules right? i think we could take the fox news christmas card tonight in front of the tree. this guy it lit the tree on fire, but he reignited the light in every single one of us is over the holiday season so, it's good to be here again were thankful for all of you guys back here everyone to shut up tonight. >> jesse: where the number one recording artist america right now. mike is gonna be joining us on the five after this. he wants more attention would like to same thing with your beautiful voice? >> i was out here last night around 12:30, i do know where you were? you should've seen the men with power washers and welders working, it was freezing cold. start up a dirty job. those guys get it done right in the got it on first. >> jesse: ask about the song that he si

okay, greg. go ahead. >> greg: so much to talk about. but, instead. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: holiday edition there with the old santa caps. you know, it's not just humans that give and get gifts. christmas is often celebrated at the zoo, check out the london zoo where you will be seeing before your eyes a -- a lion, dana. getting a gift, i believe it was inside was some vegetables and some spices. and he enjoyed it i believe there was also a gorilla. who received a gift and proceeded to climb up a tree and so because didn't want to share it with anybody. he was a very selfish gorilla. and that's it. other than that, it is day two of no apology from cnn's john burman for his deceptive crop job on jesse watters. day two. i thought he was a man. take the man out of burman, he is just a burr. >> jesse: okay, katie. you have a lot of time. >> katie: see if he apologizes on day three which would be tomorrow. a nurse in rome, new york helps keep a family together by adopting the dog. nursing gn

this is a war on women. >> greg: why? >> demanding that showerheads be less powerful in their massaging capabilities is a war on women. there's a lot of ladies out there pretending they don't know what i'm talking about. good for your back, right. >> greg: morgan, what are your thoughts? [laughter] >> acknowledging that i am right. >> greg: you are redder than your dress. anyway. >> may have gotten a new one. >> greg: it is the christmas season. is this another example of a great idea from trump that must be eliminated because it came from trump? he says we need to have more powerful showerheads and that is like oh, that is just like remain in mexico, you know what i mean? all these things -- >> totally the same as remain in mexico. just as important. i also think it is a war on women because there is nothing worse than having to wash her hair and i try to get away with washing my hair every three or four days, there is nothing worse than you have built up hair spray, but who washes their hair every day? you wash your hai

greg gutfeld? >> greg: all right. do we not have to talk about this? show the little animal. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> jesse: that's all right. >> greg: do you know what that is? it's a baby. it's a baby, what? >> jesse: armadillo. >> greg: no. >> ant eater. >> jesse: they're the same thing. >> dana: no they're not. >> greg: it's a taper important an trip in belgium sue wily, maybe for the right price. >> jesse: belgium we believe. >> katie: tiktok user home cooked meals. originally went to 7-eleven for lighter fluid when spoke to the clerk surprised grilling and jokingly asked for food. she posted a video on tiktok returning that evening surprise ago worker with a full meal. take a look. >> i told you i was coming back. >> thank you so much. >> you are welcome. >> you are the best. >> come back and tell me how good it is have a good night. >> >> thank you, darling. >> you are welcome. >> katie: that very grateful worker worked a 16 hour shift that day dagen so i'm sure he appreciated it. >> jesse: i don't kn

gigantic greg. ♪ ♪ >> i want to try and lose this way. >> it's time for our rehearsal for gigantic greg. great news, i invited channing tatum to come! i know, bad news, the restraining order is still in effect so i'm not allowed within 50 feet of him. but you know what? we don't need him. we have all the talent we need right here. ♪ ♪ ready! dancer number one! love the method acting, but let's ramp up the energy. >> how are we feeling tonight? i'm bringing the thunder from down under. >> or unicorns australian? musical you're a clown! >> but i'm so much more than that! ♪ ♪ >> emily: good try. let's try not scaring the audience. ♪ ♪ >> great job, by the way. >> this isn't a duet. >> where i'm from this is how we say hello. >> let's do this! five, six, seven, eight. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. maybe we need a different show in common with less dancing. >> i got miranda! >> shotgun on charlotte. >> emily: let's welcome tonight's guests! fox news' own magic mike, our

greg: we have already seen some instance. the woman who was going to become shoulder of the currency -- going to be comptroller of the currency dropped out. some unlike cordray -- someone like cordray does a nominee, very close to elizabeth warren, i think that would be a tough confirmation fight as well. as we all know, there is a narrow margin in the senate. joe manchin has proved that. i think that a narrow margin in the senate may apply to fed nominations. taylor: if you understand the way d.c. dynamics work, a lot of our previous guests have said, waiting to have a good debate, discussion, understanding of these different people is healthy, but at some point, there comes a time when you stop debating and make a decision. why has the decision taken so long? greg: i think there is so much on joe biden's plate, so much that has to be done, people have to get vetted. it is just the way washington works. let me make this point. the big story, now that we know where the fed is headed for at least the next few weeks, i thought

greg: not really. i think it is going to be difficult for the democrats to have a lot to brag about. there's still going to be urban crime. as we have been hearing all morning, there's still probably don't to be inflation, a lot of it next year. this is a pretty grim outlook for joe biden with his job approval rating sliding. they lose the house for sure. the senate is still may be in play. kailey: especially in regard to the debt ceiling, given it is somewhat of a deadline before the end of the year, is schumer going to have to cave because any default, or the prospect of it, would be blamed on the democrats? greg: i think he has to cave. he would like to get republican fingerprints on it, but mitch mcconnell will not allow that, so i think you will see schumer in the next week or two cave. if he doesn't, there might be another extension. if he still doesn't do anything, the federal reserve would have to step in as a last resort. tom: i want to turn to your new hampshire. you and i have always identif

greg? >> greg: the "civilly" thing is interesting. i think there's going to be a load of civil suits. he did make mistakes as a producer and the one handling begun, and also with an interview with george stephanopoulos. if you have sympathy for baldwin, and i do -- he is living in a particular kind of hell. he killed somebody. in that interview, he lost a lot of sympathy by saying he wasn't not responsible. there was a chain of responsibility. everybody who touches that gun is responsible. i'm a broken record: how do you prevent this? across the aisle, enlist the nra. they are happy to train new so this never happens again on a film set. it doesn't happen much at all anyway, but -- if you do not demonize the nra, you would have somebody there. >> richard: to that point, kennedy, in the interview, do you think he made himself more criminally liable by airing out what happened? >> kennedy: there was no upside for him. he was indulging his own narcissism. it's such a bad idea. it was incredibly insensitive. to greg's point, he did not ma

i'm greg, i'm 68 years old. i do motivational speaking experience the power of sanctuary in addition to the substitute teaching. i honestly feel that that's my calling-- to give back to younger people. i think most adults will start realizing that they don't recall things as quickly as they used to or they don't remember things as vividly as they once did. i've been taking prevagen for about three years now. people say to me periodically, "man, you've got a memory like an elephant." it's really, really helped me tremendously. prevagen. healthier brain. better life. ♪ ♪ >> kat: will democrats ditched joe and kamala for michelle obama-la? joe grogan things of michelle obama runs for president in 2024 she will win, even in the matchup with donald trump. he made a prediction on a recent episode of his podcast. joe grogan smoke a lot of weed. >> i really believe that michelle obama runs, she wins. i think she wins. >> she's good. >> she's great. intelligent, articulate, she's the wife of the best president that w

greg, thank you so much for being here. his book, empire of rubber is an ambitious and shocking exposÉ of the empire in liberia. run by the firestone corporation casting a long shadow on american foreign policy. greg has done exhaustive research on how capitalalism and environmental devastation swept through america and shaped it in many ways. help me welcome, greg mitman. >> thank you so much connor for the kind introduction, for this opportunity to be at the wisconsin book festival, such an amazing cultural resource for the community, and it's a delight to be back in person. thanks to all of you, for coming out. for the event this morning. my face is covered but i'd be smiling if you could see me. so i'll talk a little about the writing of this book and gufb you an overview that hopefully will give you a sense of some of the chargts. it's a very narrative-driven story. but i didn't set out to write a book about fire stone. this project goes back almost two decades ago when i was asked to serve as a scholar consultant on

. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: hello -- greg is dead again hosting tonight. that is okay. he is fine. he is just taking a night off. but you love his guest host, tom, right, audience? it sounds -- he took his audience with them too believe a good crew here. so onto the monologue. so come in omicron variant sweeps across america and the world and the data that is being collected about its severity is very encouraging. according to "the new york post," the early real world that it which is expected to be released before christmas found in omicron is likely to bring on a mild illness with less serious symptoms in most people. it is a fest of this, people. and a south african study, the only kind i read, suggest low risk of hospitalization with omicron versus delta. omicron is milder than delta a leaked u.k. study finds. this is welcome news. to calm the frayed nerves of the american people, right, mainstream media? >> health experts are warning the country could be in for a grim beginning to the new year because of the cases are on the rise. speak of virus is running rampant through both

greg -- >> a great piece. it's actually government data but he published a great piece in "the wall street journal" that shows that we are safer from climate disasters. and this is when there is more stuff to damage than decades ago as the population grows you have a rise in all kinds of structures that are in the paths of floods and hurricanes and tornadoes. but the trend of whether-related damage in the last 30 years has gone from a .26 gdp, global gdp, to .18. so it is actually going down. but this happens all the time. whenever there is like this, you have people who don't know anything about climate which can say these things. and then we have to go and we have to look for the data and we have to come on the show and do a really long segment about climate because we feel compelled -- because you have to spend half the time calling these idiots out. like him saying there have been more deaths from climate disasters than covid deaths. there are 21,500 climate-related deaths in one year compared to something

perfect gift, greg. yeah indeed , the shopping here at broadway plaza is just now starting to wind down we did find some shopping procrastinators earlier today, but we also found a fair number of people who told us their shopping. it's already been done. crowds were sparse at walnut creek's broadway plaza sunday, though there were a few shoppers picking up last minute gifts. it was ken tasha's chance to buy for his wife. it was the only day that i had. without her . she's at dance class right now , so i'm getting the things i need to for her. lots of people were empty handed, possibly because their holiday shopping is mostly done. i was like, get ahead early, like two months, so i don't have to deal with it. outside i haven't done usually within last month and a half reports indicate many shoppers began buying earlier than normal because of concerns about product availability and shipping delays. the shopper from southern california says the supply chain crunch is evident where she lives. the wrecks are

greg valliere of agf investments. i set a couple of days ago some good news for the democrats exists. the good news is that the midterms aren't today, because if they were today, that would not be pretty. matt: it is a very good point. they have until the summer, and you can bet they are hoping that this pandemic turns to an endemic, but may be even more importantly, that inflation really is transitory. it will be very help full to the biden administration if prices stop accelerating at such a pace. jonathan: to that point, can you imagine a situation by the time we get to next summer, inflation fading, maybe they passed something big. and next summer looks very different to what we are experiencing right now? kailey: it is entirely possible, but then you have to consider historical precedent, and usually the midterms do not go the way of the incumbent party. that is just how it traditionally goes. i think the democrats have quite a challenge even if they are able to pass build back better in some form, of retaining t

greg would get is canceled in about one day. i will just give an example. this is a direct quote from gutfeld on a commercial break. the best way to kill your wife, take or hiking. [laughter] -- take her hiking. >> it's terrible. and i'm not answering that stupid question. >> right here in the center role we have a question. >> hi jesse. one of the questions my wife and i want to know is what is the genesis of the handholding with dana perino? c so, nothing would be more delicious if i was canceled. it's clear that the big target on my back. i have to be careful because we are on live television. i believe i was about to wade into a pretty dicey topic obviously involving women and i think it was the peloton commercial so it was about weight loss and wives and it was treacherous. [laughter] so i had some commentary prepared that i thought was a little on the edge and i said dana i'm about to address the topic but i want you to hold my hand and i want you to squeeze it if i start going off the rails. [laughter] and she couldn't do that when we were remote dur

greg, 250000 children. can you talk to me about perhaps a personal story that has affected you that hasn't left you in your mind? sure. yes and 250000 big is a big number, but each case is individual case struck by the our staff talking to a woman, 17 old mother, south sudan. simply not enough food to feed her 18 month old son had been getting help. so had beginning humanitarian assistance through programs with the recent floods kept the mat, you know, the deliveries from coming through and so weeks go by and there is no food, there is no assistance. so it's a complex set of problem from the droughts from the floods. and the inadequate resources to help that particular mother and that particular child. greg, thank you very much, fair and bringing this to our attention, greg ham, the head of humanitarian response at said that certainly appreciate your time. thank you. still head on al jazeera, the u. s. is in democracy summit will tell you who's not invited and why some critics say america has its own challe

and greg just had this sense. and just like he was dogmatic in his approach to, he would walk around like muttering like truth and beauty, truth and beauty, truth and beauty and would be like what he's why, what are you talking about? and he's like, everything has to be true. i like be funny, but everything has to be true. and through that, we're going to find little moments of, of beauty, either comedy, beauty, or, or realism, beauty, monday, inverse similitude is an absolutely full place for me to hang my hat, comedy wise, i, li, i could watch it all day. i mean the sinew and gary showed larry center, you know, there was the fireworks, you know, the day to day when they would nail the, the 9 to 5 of it. and i want everybody sitting on their rage, their joy, those little corners all match together. vague for a beautiful, a crossword for ira, dick saw a puzzle and the show the show was that i, i, well, i mean, i mean biggest fan. so there you go. right? got bombgardener is with us. i'm going to talk to him after t