oh. >> greg:. >> greg: cat you drive. >> kat: no. >> greg: do you know what driving is. >> kat: i've driven before. it's been years but i've driven before but i terrorize people when i do. i don't on road trips and am a bad narrative as well. i offer when ity commentary but have to me a lot, too >> greg: constant narration is the worst kind of passengers. >> it is that's why they need a series of internal external vibrating kat ders so you don't have to pull over every 75 seconds >> tyrus: can't break the sale >> greg: true once you break the seal it's all over. >> first of all i'm the best driver i know or any of you know. >> not even close. >> in your car? >> i have a fasled faying a look that up lady. >> not that expression tyrus. >> i will run over your car with mine. >> okay, we'll race. >> this is how people die. >> and also the only thing that i took issue with was that poll where the people who wanted to be the passengers in a road trip because i definitely want to be the driver at all times, for sure the driver. >> oh, no. >> right? then you get to d.j. and navigate and pull

. >> greg: all right. up next, whether you love or hate the favorite rum, in your home do you struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep? qunol sleep formula combines 5 key nutrients that can help you fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, and wake up refreshed. the brand i trust is qunol. there are some days that nothing can prepare you for. but being ready— it's about how you react. so when new challenges come up, you find a new way forward. when you meet other people facing what you faced, you start a business dedicated to helping them. and after you've achieved all that, you take on what's next. >> greg: from the pacific to the atlantic, which movies are considered most romantic? according to research by some company that i don't even know, these are the most popular romcoms by state, most of the favorites are recent films some states love the 80's and 90's. illinois loves "16 candles." "pretty woman" gets the nod from massachusetts. "grease" was chosen by multiple states. finally, the people of colora

>> greg: talk about putting bengay on a sunburn. i guess colbert was too enthralled by the logic to push back. he gave about as much resistance as brian stelter at the cheesecake factory. what to do next? you go on "the view" again and read the prepared apology. merely pretending that you believe it yourself. >> eight is indeed about race because hitler and the nazis consider jews to be an inferior race. words matter and mine are no exception. i regret my comments, as i said. i stand corrected. i also stand with the jewish people. >> greg: that's a flip. even though whoopi wouldn't ever defend me, i'm hear, hear to defend her. anyone going for -- historical analysis from the view? they deserve what they get. it's like watching the real housewives of atlanta to learn more about the civil war. calling "the view" a lively show about opinion was like saying jeffrey dahmer was on the keto diet. free speech is about the worst kind of speech, not the best. "the view" is without fail the worst. it's the show that makes gloria steinem think

greg, you loved college. you would all go back to college, and he want your kids to go to college. >> dana: that's true. >> jesse: i want my kids -- and they will go to college. the best part is the networking. you meet people who are also may be from successful families that can afford to send you to college. then, when you get out of college, you have relationships and then your life takes off. >> jeanine: it's not -- >> jesse: i don't know anyone from college. [laughter] people tell me that's important! >> geraldo: really popular. [laughter] >> jeanine: ahead, and up on a flight and you could end up on a list for terrorists. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (vo) what makes my heart beat? having everything i want in the place i love. jamaica. heartbeat of the world. let's go! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: interesting. throw a fit on your next flight, and you could wind up in the same category as bin laden. delta's ceo urging the biden administration to add a no-fly list for unruly passengers. the transportation secretary pete pu

>> yes. >> greg: yes? >> like food delivery apps, you could never meet the minimum if it's just you gregg that's true. >> all of these things -- it's just you. >> greg: that's true. >> all of these things. when you're single, you're not marriage material. no one says that to me now that i'm married but i'm still not marriage material. >> greg: ha-ha. so true. will, you know why i hate married people with kids? they have excuses for everything. oh i can't. little billy has head lice. oh, little -- if you're single, you can't say -- you don't have anything to write off your hangover on. >> you just get hard in course and just say no. i bet you just said no. you want this? no. i have the excuses. soccer games, whatever -- we got to get to -- >> greg: it's always a soccer game. it's not even a sport. >> oh, you'll hurt a lot of little boys in texas right now. hope they're not watching. >> my daughter has practice right now. you better watch t gutfeld. >> greg: that's -- you better watch it, gutfeld. >> greg: t

greg gutfeld is next. maybe i'll send him one of these ♪ ♪ musical mystical >> greg: the worst jacket i've ever seen. happy glorious monday everyone. we were on top of one trend, cancel culture. the idea that if your passes and adaptable to current standards he would lose your friends, social status, and fa's password and career. he would be shunned from polite society. political correctness on more steroids than lance armstrong which allows no forgiveness relating to not just to your past actions, but to who you are. generally it's things that can't be changed like your race, or pete davidson's bedsheets. in the world of the woke are either oppressed, or the oppressor and early flows in one direction. suddenly we know longer measure anyone by achievement but by different status. which creates a new kind of segregation that is now spreading like omicron and the olympic village. i call it the idea of segregation that we cannot share our knowledge with the ideas of we are not of the same tribe. now we se

. >> greg: no baby formula. >> no one knows better than me, greg. [laughing]. >> i confused the two. was that embarrassing. don't put on leather pants with baby formula. right, kat? >> oh! >> greg: excellent voice work today on the skits. >> thank you. >> greg: the press secretary said that the rise in violence is because of height hate filled rhetoric around the pandemic. the homeless dudes are upset about asian people over the pandemic. >> i never see them reading -- i don't think that's true. aoc, not only did she say should go that ridiculous but she is like nobody is talking about and sometimes it's because it's dump. he is not a socialist. she has a french bull dog. that's not a rescue -- it's an expensive dog. they don't have sex with each other. they have to be genetically injured. >> greg: i believe everything she gets is from another person. >> i am not in a position of power. >> greg: you kind of. >> books for kids that don't read good. no one is talking about. >> [laughing]. >> greg: up next the road is blocked by a crater or canada need

. >> greg: it was ok. you came up with a good point there about the time wasting and the opportunity costs. you don't demo what could have been -- you don't know what could have been done in the space taken up by that effort. >> just like distance learning. >> greg: you could have prevented measuredfer instead you weren't talking -- murder if instead you weren't talking about, i don't know, the covid rhetoric causes crime. there are opportunity costs to everything. coming up, living in fear forever sounds souper to these campus party poopers. -- supup (girls giggling) ♪ (fun music) ♪ the comfortmat from weathertech offers support where you need it. mom's gonna love this! grandma's gonna love it! (girls giggling) comfortmat provides anti-fatigue cushioning while you're standing. and won't slip against your floors or under your feet. perfect throughout the home, or on the job. the weathertech comfortmat comes in three colors and finishes. (girls giggling) mmmm... it's so good! order your american made co

god bless them. >> greg: i might check it out to see if they have anything in my size. >> greg: animals are great animals are great. ♪ >> greg: things are really, really tough at cnn. they can't get anybody to work over there. they are even going into the animal kingdom to hire for office assistant. this is in the newsroom at cnn. one of the office assistants. this could be jake tapper's assistant who knows? i don't know. there he is getting me copies out of the copner doing a fantastic job. apparently the entire newsroom is filled with animals. >> geraldo: i think you have a bird obsession. >> greg: i have animal obsession. that's it for us. special reported is up next. >> bret: cnn cockatoo. thanks, greg. good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. police poured into downtown ottawa today suggesting the standoff over code restrictions in the canadian capital may be coming to an end. we will bring you there. hillary clinton dismisses the latest details of the durham investigation. speaking out to new york democrats today just as prosecutor john durham issues a new filing jus

let's do this: >> greg's sports. >> greg: all right. man, as you know i'm quite the basketball player. i just wish someone would look at me the way this dog looks at the ball. been there going on almost four days. waiting for the ball to drop. >> geraldo: that's hilarious. [laughter] >> greg: the owner is mellow. they call him mellow. he has ruined a lot of basketballs, he is waiting for that one to fall. isn't that nice? >> judge jeanine: okay. >> jesse: geraldo. >> greg: she down, judge. >> geraldo: easy there, judge. quickly, you know, go out every night in new york. you have to to go eating and stuff. went to fresco biscato great restaurant in new york. the daughter of the founders is the host of good day new york. that's my pal johnson wife ann. that's mrs. in the middle there her grandson. and chris christie was there. i did a live shot, too. with the great bill ritter, the anchor of channel 7 eyewitness news. we did 50th anniversary today of the actual willow brook documentary for wabc. >> judge jeanine: okay. it's my turn. you m

greg gutfeld. ♪ ♪ >> greg: what did they say about me tonight? i will take that. very, very true. all right, all right, all right, happy thursday everyone. what a glorious evening we have in store because it is time for... >> greg gutfeld industrial hygiene in conjunction with self assembling elves presents... how to be a journalist with your host brad pitt. so let's start with the story that you were not hearing much about as it evolves a group that media loves, black lives matter. one of the activist because brown was charged and attempted assassination of jewish democrat mayoral candidate craig greenberg in louisville, kentucky. i know, you're thinking the same thing i did when i first read it, jewish people live in kentucky? [laughter] the suspect just like cnn and msnbc and advocate for socialist and communist ideal and size gun loving with a louisville paper. yes he's a member of the press. either that or become a college professor. here is the pro-gun-control shooter on joy reid's show, roll the tape. >> honestly, now it is hard, but where i come from, i feel less safe in m

. >> greg: yes. joe, do you remember the last time you just said something that you now think you were wrong about? >> joe: yes. i used to spend a lot of time making fun of canada. if this whole system is brought down by angry canadian truckers i'm going to laugh my ass off. >> greg: who would have thought? >> when i saw them starting to do protests up there, it's a canadian thing, i don't really have to pay attention. i've been watching them and it's so funny how canadian it is, too, to see such canadian pride. what's more canadian than honking. it's the geese that do it. the truckers that do it. they are enjoying the canadianness of it, and to see the way that the media is attacking them, and their own prime minister, he's accused them, they are nazis, transphobic, racists, he's going down this long list. he set up bouncing houses. >> greg: yes. you can't spell honky without honk. >> this is true. >> greg: pretty amazing. but you're right. people are talking about terrorists while you're looking up

have a good weekend, greg gutfeld takes it from here. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: it's almost the weekend yeah, almost the weekend. [applause] clap away my little friends happy friday everyone. it has been a good week and a bad one. legendary writer passed away. it sucks but he was kind enough before he left to leave so much behind for all of us. not just some empty whiskey bottles which sounds like the name of kat's autobiography. he left us some amazing books. modern manners and the ones that changed me republican party wreck file. he also gave us two of the greatest pieces of satire ever written the national lampoon 1964 high school yearbook and the sunday newspaper parity. it was one of the greatest editors of one of the greatest editors ever. he may not ever written animal house, but he lived it. he made it happen. he made me happen too. okay you can't win them all. but he gave me hope and he gave me a path. a place to go for someone who didn't fit in really anywhere. i bring this up tonight because what we are seeing in today's culture is impart pj pj's legacy. what he did f

. >> greg: it was ok. you came up with a good point there about the time wasting and the opportunity costs. you don't demo what could have been -- you don't know what could have been done in the space taken up by that effort. >> just like distance learning. >> greg: you could have prevented measuredfer instead you weren't talking -- murder if instead you weren't talking about, i don't know, the covid rhetoric causes crime. there are opportunity costs to everything. coming up, living in fear forever sounds souper to these campus party poopers. -- super to these campus party poopers. including the iphone 13 pro with 5g. that's the one with the amazing camera? yep! every business deserves it... like one's that re-opened! hi, we have an appointment. and every new business that just opened! like aromatherapy rugs! i'll take one in blue please! it's not complicated. at&t is giving new and existing business customers our best deals on every iphone. ♪ ♪ with less moderate-to-severe eczema, why hide your skin i

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. ♪♪ >> kevin: it is the friday big show and a big hello and welcome to fox news @ nine. i'm in for shannon bream. breaking tonight, the message from the biden white house is to americans inside ukraine. get out now or you're on your own. it's the clearest warning yet as u.s. officials are citing new intelligence a russian invasion into ukraine could come within the next 24-48 hours, however,

that doesn't work as a business model. >> greg: joe rogue in. >> greg: joe rogan can run cnn. [laughter] >> dana: he will buy it. >> greg: bennett take it over. >> harold: whoopi goldberg, the latest drama after the cohost of "the view" get suspended. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's still the eat fresh refresh™ and subway's refreshing everything like the new baja turkey avocado with smashed avocado, oven-roasted turkey, and baja chipotle sauce. it's three great things together. wait! who else is known for nailing threes? hmm. can't think of anyone! subway keeps refreshing and re... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: things not going well for the ladies at "the view." big oberg reportedly threatened to quit after getting suspended from the show for two weeks over her comment about the holocaust. what b's cohosts are said to be furious with the decision. here's how the show briefly dressed it. >> he was saw the news, whoopi will be back in two weeks. >> jesse: is that how you do it, dana? [laughter] >> dana: having done that... a couple of times in my career... [laughter] the producers mu

he is a bully. >> greg: okay, cruise ship breeder. that aged about as well as pelosi's last eyebrow left. remember the good old days when we didn't know what joe was saying but it didn't matter? now it does matter, and joe does not know what the hell he is saying. the fact is, ukraine sucks, but it is not of crisis plaguing america. people are , the border. and i mean canada is. we should roll our tanks in and liberate ottawa. i didn't know. we could make them part of the people's republic of china vermont. one nation under maple syrup. that's right. i use it on my skin for youthful glow. and if there is any left over, jesse watters buys it from me and uses it here or jail. let's not forget the border down south. if there were any leak here, it would be joe's. that may be bite and wants to focus on ukraine because he realizes he can't do a worse job with that country than you can with ours. although by sending kamla there, he is sure making a run for it. i would call her a disaster but that would be an insult to the galveston hurrican

greg talks about it. you're all for freedom of expression and rights, and then someone complains that a teacher conference and they treat you like a terrorist. they turn the federal government against you, it is the same thing that he is doing here. he is treating these people i terrorist and you can't do this to your own people. if you protest someone policies that doesn't give you right to cancel them, to docs them, to throw them in jail, to freeze up their bank account. democracy is dying, she might be a right in the is killing it. >> jeanine: justin trudeau in order to use this national public emergency act. parliament has to agree with it. it would in two weeks, parliament has to vote on it. my understanding it's is not that popular in canada. how is this gonna bring it to an end? >> geraldo: this freedom convoy. what about the rhythm of the homeowners that leave in peace? the freedom of the shopkeepers to do business? what about the freedom of the autoworkers to get parts? i did more than that i con

"sorry, greg. [laughter] >> jesse: i hope you do not eat in front of your wife, because that is revolting. [laughter] >> jeanine: that's all i have to say. >> jesse: i'm going to have a lamb chop like a real politician, straight off the bone, harold. this is how you do it. "one more thing" is next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ and doug. we gotta tell people that liberty mutual customizes car insurance so you only pay for what you need, and we gotta do it fast. [limu emu squawks] woo! thirty-four miles per hour! new personal record, limu! [limu emu squawks] phone. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty. ♪ we're a different kind of dentistry. one who believes in doing anything it takes to make dentistry work for your life. so we offer a complete exam and x-rays free to new patients without insurance - everyday. plus, patients get 20% off their treatment plan. we're on your corner and in your corner every step of the way. because your anything is our everything. aspen

greg gutfeld. >> greg: check for lice. >> jesse: she is not on the set. >> greg: mary williamson will be on my show tonight. that should be fun. let's do this. best cake ever. i was wondering where are they now ie the olsen twins. so adorable. got in a bit of a tussle. check them out. at some nightclub like a v.i.p. room. you could tell by the couch they had a little too much to drink. they start bickering. >> jesse: which was is mary-kate. >> greg: i don't know. i cannot tell the difference. what are these? >> dana: chihuahuas. >> greg: look at those faces. giant heads. >> jesse: dog. >> greg: i lost track. >> jesse: harold ford jr.? >> harold: that was a good one, greg. amazing act of heroism. anete good year the northeast police department risked her life for a student crossing the street. watch as she bravely pushes a young girl out of the way of a car speeding through the crosswalk putting herself in harm's way instead. at home resting prayerfully from minor injuries. >> what was that kid doing? >> was she trying to push her into the car or away from the car. >> are they wearing

[laughter] you would, greg. >> greg: planet fitness, the steam room later. i will show you how to look. >> jesse: i have lost my train of thought. [laughter] tonight on "prime time," dave portnoy, a huge patriots fan. a lot of people not happy with the fact that he went out by saying "we love you, temper, goodbye." he made his whole career in new england. not a classy way to say goodbye. >> geraldo: they gave him the dust off. >> jesse: new england? >> geraldo: when he was leaving, they did not go on hunger strikes to stop him. >> jeanine: the one time tonight i agree with you, geraldo. [laughter] >> geraldo: noah short of success on the field or in life. >> greg: i will say this: a decent athlete. >> jeanine: decent? >> greg: decent, but he's not that versatile. did he write a hit song? no. [laughter] did he write five "new york times" bestsellers? no. did he have four hit tv shows? did he reinvigorate late-night tv in a matter of months? no. it's time for sarah high school in san mateo to acknowledge that i am there greatest alumni, not this quitter! [laug

>> greg: i hope so. kat, i would like to see the entire supreme court made up of pregnant and nonpregnant men and we can call out scrotus. >> i think we might just see that. and i learned in therapy you can change anyone else's behavior you can only change your reaction to it. someone came up to me and it was like i am a man and i am pregnant i would just say congratulations. that is said. but for the supreme court, biden, what he could've done, if you wanted to nominate a black woman, he could have just done that. instead of making a big thing. because that is not all my cal not racist i am. i think it would be a much bigger sign of progress if he just a day. this was a qualified person i nominated. he wants the political points. >> greg: all right. i think we solved so many of the world's problems. well done. i don't even know why we should move forward with it. let's shut down the entire network and go play golf. up next, the former duke and duchess joan the anti-joe rogan ruckus. ♪ ♪ lisa here, h

>> greg: i am. before i am encouraging people to follow the >> jeanine: i am encouraging people to follow the executive owner of the governor. it's very clear that you cannot force masks on your employees. i am telling you that they have not decided about schools. there's less chance of children being infected or passing it. stop with this nonsense, and let's get back to living. our kids have suffered enough. they will be suffering at the hands of the russians, the chinese, because they are behind. it's all nonsense. the charter schools, private schools -- >> geraldo: kids, follow the damn rules. >> jesse: >> greg: the leaders are also so cowardly to declare that it's over. you have to do it. talking about if more people do it, it's true. you watch how the looters were able to overtake stores, because there were so many of them. in a lawful and more congenial manner, people not wearing masks are not going to get arrested get arrested. >> dana: you can't arrest everybody. >> greg: that is when it is

. >> greg: anxious? i am anxious bear that was less anxious too. we sure something in common. >> richard: one thing. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: my weakness is your government, i can feel the cool breeze flowing into my lungs, dark hair at the top of the mountain. >> martha: that is when you watch daytime television come in the middle of a commercial >> jesse: judges my weakness. >> martha: she is everyone's sugar. sugar. >> greg: if everyone says that, why do we have it? it's killing us! >> judge jeanine: you know what, it is bad for your brain, did you know that? >> martha: i know. >> judge jeanine: depressed -- >> jesse: you could have a small slice. >> richard: bad for your heart. >> greg: you know why i am wearing gray. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ >> woman: what's my safelite story? i'm a photographer. and when i'm driving, i see inspiration right through my glass. so when my windshield cracked, it had to be fixed right. i scheduled with safelite autoglass. their experts replaced my windsh

greg? >> greg: bummer news. roark passed away today 74. he was quite an inspiration to me. i grew up reading him. he was probably one of the best editors of national lampoon. it you never read the national lampoon school book read it a bunch of nonfiction. republican party reptile was a big influence on me. you don't have to be a liberal to be a punk. you don't have to be a liberal to be -- like to have fun. he showed republicans could actually go out and have a good time. wherever he went, he had a good time. i think national lampoon was probably under his stewardship the best magazine around and pick up any of his books. parliament of whores, peace kills. all those books are great. rest in peace, p.j. >> dana: that was sad, sad, news. >> harold: he forced you to think even when you disagreed with him. god rest in peace. somehow a dog in walton county, florida, fell down a 15-foot hole in the ground. watch this dramatic rescue video firefighters descend into the hole with the ladder. >> judge jeanine: oh, that poor baby. >> harold: thankfully the dog was okay. firefighter

especially greg. there were some at that funeral who still wondered if he had a role in sandi's death. >> how were you received at sandi's funeral? were some people angry you were there? >> i think there were some people that still didn't like -- didn't like me. you know, family members that didn't like me. the people that were behind me in the beginning, those are the ones that i stayed with, you know, and hung out with. i don't have time for those people that were against me. >> among the mourners at sandi's service that day were detectives from the cold case squad, the discovery of her bones had jump started their investigation, and cops were now taking a cold hard look at everything, and everyone all over again. the coroner did an autopsy. investigators hoped they'd find something that would point them in the direction of sandi's killer or at least tell them how she died, but no luck. >> there was so much decomposition, and so little left that there was absolutely no way to tell what killed her. w

>> greg: welcome back. this is usually the part of the show where we discuss studies that make no sense. frankly, we're mailing it in. but instead, we're going to showcase alaska's most famous comedian. alaska's only comedian. give a big round of applause for our friend jamie lissow! [cheers and applause] >> oh, man! that's so true what greg just said. i was at the bar and they guy goes, "what's the comedy scene like in alaska?" and i go, "you're talking to it." that's the whole thing! inside my shirt -- dude, i travel all over doing comedy. it's fun to watch how different states respond to pandemic. i wanted to give props. i like how in texas you guys went, hey, you know this whole covid thing? we're going to [bleep] skip it. [applause] you guys did it. i was so excited to be -- i was like nervous and excited to be here. i was here super early because i'm always worried about where to park. that's me right there. that's my truck. um, try to tow it you'll kill people. it's staying right there. covid really

. ♪ ♪ >> jeanine: and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. ♪ ♪ covid mandates are finally going away and democrats say you should be thinking joe biden for getting your freedom back. if it sounds a good joke, sadly it is not. despite the fact that the white house and the cdc are not budging an inch from their mass mandate liberals are demanding that you keep praise on the president. >> the president has been clear that we are moving toward a time were covid won't disrupt our daily times. >> under his leadership, a public health infrastructure was put into place to ensure that we can do everything possible to crush the virus. >> whether this should be a blanket mandates for businesses, and other public areas is a step that here in new york we feel comfortable taking because of the success of the president's policies. >> jeanine: remember how they smeared republicans push mark by refusing restrictions, their opinions much different now that the democrats are on board. >> he denies the efficac

ah, we continue discreetly with greg why? with before becoming a moderator, greg, why has to follow a 3 week training program? moderating facebook's content doesn't only involve deleting violent videos or racist jokes. it's a lot more complicated. at the moment, the algorithms can't handle everything. every decision must be justified using very strict rules. this is what we learned during the training. every day is dedicated to a different theme during the program. for example, nudity violent images or 8 speech on the agenda today. dark humor, and jokes and bad taste. we will rule violation if the person that you see in a missing person is didn't leave you on the bed. stay with me to my school. what do we do with it a little? here's an example of an inappropriate joke. about $911.00 or it may seem over the top, but there are dozens of rules like this for each category which can be difficult to get your head around. oh, take nudity, for example. depending on what part of the body you see or their position, the moderator can't

greg b. u. s though, takes a different road with president biden threatening, that a crucial european gas pipeline would be go. if russia are invaded you craig, there will be no longer a nurse team to we will bring it in. how will you do that? i promise you will be able to do it and in other news can it is that.

ah, we continue discreetly with greg why? with before becoming a moderator, greg, why has to follow a 3 week training program? moderating facebook's content doesn't only involve deleting violent videos. are racist jokes. it's a lot more complicated at the moment, the algorithms can't handle everything. every decision must be justified using very strict rules. this is what we learned during the training every day is dedicated to a different theme during the program. for example, nudity violent images or 8 speech on the agenda today. dark humor, and jokes and bad taste. we will rule. while it is the person that you see, any missing person is visibly you on the, on the bed, stay with me to my school. what do we do with even hulu? here's an example of an inappropriate joke about $911.00 or it may seem over the top, but there are dozens of rules like this for each category which can be difficult to get your head around. oh, take nudity, for example. depending on what part of the body you see or their position, the moderator can't

greg: i think so. i think there were notable people that bring it up and said, i will not do this anymore. if you look across the aggregate short interest, you look at the percent short on the stock level, it decreased to the lowest levels since 2004. it did come down. but it won the uniform across the market. it came down a tad and is sitting at that level now. where the retrenchment happened is during small caps. and within those most shorted names, we saw people pullback. within those top 50 shorted names, prior to last january, the average exposure was 40%. right after that, it was cut in half to 20%. which makes sense. people lowered risk by taking off concentration, writing their bets, around and saying i am not getting involved in those dicey situations. caroline: memories are short. pardon the pun. do you think people are going to come back in once again once they feel the coast is clear to a certain degree? greg: i think so. you have seen performance go back there way. and the overall exposure

greg: let's check in on the markets. we have become accustomed to volatility but the moves in the past two sessions have been nothing less of astonishing. but we actually finished in positive territory yesterday. tsx up 1.5%. the s&p up 2%. the nasdaq up 1.2%. upward pressure on yields as well. the idea that the fed may not be as aggressive because of geopolitical risk even though it has to face inflation. assets more closely correlated to what is happening with russia's incursion into ukraine. nasa pullback in gas. we are talking about ramping up oil and gas. the sanctions that we saw not hitting russia's energy space. let's bring in the senior investment strategist at edward jones. it feels like the markets are trying to reassess the risk and where they want to be positioned. mona: it has been fascinating to watch. what we are seeing is a reversal of the last few days of that like to safety, safe haven assets like the dollar, even gold reversing lower today. those assets that have been pressure through the crisis, oil,

is exactly what happened to greg why? it started around the 5th day of training during the practical exercises a stream of horrific images and unbearable videos that must be watch closely in order to make the right decision. according to facebook's criteria with the same horrific scenes or unfolding on his neighbor's screen to help might take a glass of water ah or a shoe. but one of them young sheldon, poland was best good to the got the mobile. he gets me, is on teach it do the taller because he bought it. i done it. augusta. totally mixed. homeless at the school. mostly altogether. it's like this on a daily basis for great why and is grouped luckily they can always rely on the useful advice of the trainers to feel better warranties, wheel drive terrain. and if the macarena isn't quite enough to cheer you up, the business also has psychologists available for the most traumatized moderators on this day, a video lasting several minutes brought the violence to another level for greg, why? a during the break, everyone tries

the footage is a little shaky, as greg wise filming with the hidden camera. having meeting with accenture, lindsey walden. greg, why isn't the only new employee 12 other people are starting the role at the same time? another french person, along with some italians and spaniards, and each our representative is running the welcome meeting. welcome you. all my job is give you advisor, to help them all the relationship with them. after the vacation documents and social security paperwork, the small group finally find out which company they are working for. but it's top secret. you must have been told everything that you cannot mention that you are working for the okay. the client is really very the many. you cannot miss anyone. this are working for people. okay. is someone asked you where you were? you were for extension. okay, are we still we, we have the scope and if they feel so if i'm talking to some calling from a center not from 2000 and yes is what my work. i cannot felt that i would prefer. okay. it's not allowed. it's completely like confidential that wo

ah, we continue discreetly with greg why? with before becoming a moderator, greg, why has to follow a 3 week training program? moderating facebook's content doesn't only involve deleting violent videos are racist jokes. it's a lot more complicated. at the moment. the algorithms can't handle everything. every decision must be justified using very strict rules. this is what we learned during the training. every day is dedicated to a different theme during the program. for example, nudity violent images or 8 speech on the agenda today. dark humor, and jokes and bad taste. we will rule. while it is the person that you see, any missing person is visibly you on the, on the bed day with me to my school. what do we do with even hulu? here's an example of an inappropriate joke about $911.00 or it may seem over the top, but there are dozens of rules like this for each category, which can be difficult to get your head around. oh, take nudity, for example. depending on what part of the body you see or their position, the moderator can't

remember, greg gutfeld is next. >> greg: there for something funny set up their about me. just start clapping. it's a natural kind of thing that happens among real americans. happy monday, everyone. what a great show we have today. first of all, judge jeanine is here. he here she is pulling into town it's the only part -- carpal it comes a lifeguard. she arrived right behind the judge. she was a poor mountaineer. charlie kept her family said. something really big took place this weekend. a must talking about getting my work removed, which incidentally drew more beer of -- viewers tonight. it is not the super bowl but proved once and for all that masks are only for peons. is something the media the first of the cover. it is about their once favorite topic, the russians. except it's not their favorite anymore, judge. without that story line, they buried that like a drifter in the woods. it's no longer about trump, it's about hillary, but not doubt force white for the sexiest one of all, sir edmund. take it away, john scott. >> a shocking revelation in the durham probe of the

ah, we continue discreetly with greg why? with before becoming a moderator, greg, why has to follow a 3 week training program? moderating facebook's content doesn't only involve deleting violent videos or racist jokes. it's a lot more complicated. at the moment. the algorithms can't handle everything. every decision must be justified using very strict rules. this is what we learned during the training. every day is dedicated to a different theme during the program. for example, nudity violent images or 8 speech on the agenda to day, dark, humor, and jokes and bad taste. we will rule while we sure if the person that you see any missing person is visibly you on the, on the bed, stay with me to my school. what do we do with it? a little. here's an example of an inappropriate joke about $911.00 or it may seem over the top, but there are dozens of rules like this for each category, which can be difficult to get your head around. oh, take nudity, for example. depending on what part of the body you see or their position, the moderat

ah, we continue discreetly with greg why? with before becoming a moderator, greg, why has to follow a 3 week training program? moderating facebook's content doesn't only involve deleting violent videos or racist jokes. it's a lot more complicated. at the moment. the algorithms can't handle everything. every decision must be justified using very strict rules. this is what we learned during the training. every day is dedicated to a different theme during the program. for example, nudity violent images or 8 speech on the agenda to day, dark, humor, and jokes and bad taste. we will rule violation if the person that you see any missing person is didn't leave you on the, on the bed day with me tomorrow. what do we deal with a lot of events. here's an example of an inappropriate joke about $911.00 or it may seem over the top, but there are dozens of rules like this for each category which can be difficult to get your head around. oh, take nudity, for example. depending on what part of the body you see or their position, the moderato

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. ♪ greg: i am greg burnell. matt: and i am matt miller. here are the top stories from around the world. the eu and u.k. put sanctions on russia. president biden will address the nation to provide an update on the situation. as tensions between russia and ukraine rise many commodities jump, spurring fears of supply disruption digging deep into how aluminum is being impacted and swedish fintech company klarna expands to candida. we speak to the cofounder and ceo on the new ability to split purchases into four payments per that and more coming up. greg: let's check in on the market action. major averages a lot of caution among investors considering russia. ukraine, and the developments over the weekend, we enter the shortened trading week on both sides of the border with caution. in toronto down three quarters of a percent. s&p 500 a little more than that, a full percent. the nasdaq down 1.5%. the bond market is behaving itself. it is a wait and see feel, matt. it has been a bit of a cautious trade. trying to figure out what comes next. the e

greg white is one of the journalists in our team. he responded to the ad and was offered the job before taking off he received his contract, which included his monthly salary, 800 year us a little over the minimum wage in portugal with a food allowance. so 7 euros, $0.63 a day. facebook isn't mentioned once in the document. even went directly ash, accenture refused to give the client's name. i was just wondering now that i took the job, i'm going there and i'm glad i was a simmering. if i can know the name of the company i'm going to work for now. if we can not reveal the name yes or no from a culture that we can not you're not allowed to say the name. mm. this is where greg guar will be working at the extent your offices in lisbon. before getting started, our journalists was sent to a welcome meeting. the footage is a little shaky, as greg wise filming with the hidden camera. oh gee, with accenture, latency rig, why is it the only new employee? 12 other people are starting the role at the same time. another french person, along with

we have greg hahn with us. greg, welcome. one of the points we have made is that if you are under 45 on wall street, 45, listen, is no yutes as they say. if you are an investment adviser or whatever, you never managed money in an inflationary environment. this whole thing may be completely new to you. i think that was the point you were trying to make in your latest note. >> part of that is this time it's different, but also the same we are at the front end of this increase of inflation and the question is is it as systemic as it will last the last period of inflation in the '70s started with the spending in the '60s it started out as a period of rising inflation the fed did what it needed to. the next right thing to get it under control until it finally built up in the mid '70s with cpi and then the toothpaste was out of the tube and it got excessive. we think the fed will do the next right thing and we'll get this -- the perception under control. it will take five years to figure out if we got this -- >> five years? >> yeah

this was the strategy all along. >> jeanine: about greg. what jesse is saying is accurate is that it has been a long and calculated mission for him to actually do this, it's not just george. it's not just crimea, it's what he did in syria and forcing people who opposed him, is he holding back or is this his calculated decision to take time to get to where he wants to be? >> greg: i don't know, but what jesse said i completely agree, he wants a legacy which is to return russia to greatness, so that undermines the entire narrative. he is not crazy, that's a purely rational desire for somebody who loves this country. if people hear me say that they are like outcome my god, he is appeasing him, no, i'm just not trying to read his mind and say that he is crazy. i'm trying to look at his actions and see what he is doing. it does not matter if he is crazy, and fact it's better if your enemy thinks you are crazy, right? i don't think he is crazy. i'm looking at what he is doing, i think this is what his end game is and that's it. >> jeanine: if you

. >> greg: it's stupid. i like to see animals seeing other animals for the first time this little baby rhino never saw the animals. completely thrown off by tall neck creatures and walking around and saw some zebras. i thought there was more video being surprised by a zeb bra. kind of surprised. i don't think animals see race. look at that. >> jesse: i think you should do that more often mix all the animals in one room let it play out. >> why segregate. >> dana: play it at 7:00. >> jesse: viewer warning. >> judge jeanine: all right, harold, hit it. [laughter] >> geraldo: valentine's day. >> harold: children's national hospital. play golf with bret, too. >> jesse: i'm going to play. i don't know what bret is going to do to me. >> harold: my one more thing. anybody that watches the phoenix open, year after year right after the super bowl know they have a 16 hole unlike anything in golf. sam ryder experienced it he aced the 16th hole. i don't think he was ready for what came after. >> dana: wow. >> harold: the

this is where greg guar will be working at the extent your offices in lisbon. before getting started, our journalists was sent to a welcome meeting. the footage is a little shaky. as greg wise filming with the hidden camera, i have a warranty with accenture, lindsey walden. greg, why isn't the only new employee 12 other people are starting the role at the same time? another french person, along with some italians and spaniards, and each our representative is running the welcome meeting. welcome you. all my job is to your advisor. to help you all the relationship with them. after the v k documents and social security paperwork, the small group finally find out which company they are working for. but it's top secret. you must have been told everything that you cannot mention that you are working for the for the client is really very the many you cannot miss anyone. this are working for faithful. ok. if someone, if you where you work, you are for extension. ok. we still, we, we have the scope and if they feel so if i'm talking to some calling from a center not fro

greg: aggressive in terms of inflation, yes. the other issue i think has to be considered is how aggressive this administration is going to be on regulatory policy, headed by gary gensler at the sec. if you have sarah bloom raskin confirmed, you've got an environmental climate that republicans and businesses are not going to like. lisa: i was thinking of the block trading crackdown we have seen recently. is that something that resonates among voters? i am trying to wonder as we get this potpourri of issues of democrats trying to get out from under the main issue, which is inflation, what is sticking. what are the posts as we had to midyear? greg: if they start talking about revelatory reform, people's eyes will glaze over. i think if we don't get all of the confirmations done for a while and sarah bloom raskin has to withdraw, that is not going to resonate with the american public. they want to see tough talk on inflation. tom: do any income but democrats remain in congress? -- incumbent democrats remain in congress? greg: we we

remember, greg gutfeld is next. >> greg: there for something funny set up their about me. just start clapping. it's a natural kind of thing that happens among real americans. happy monday, everyone. what a great show we have today. first of all, judge jeanine is here. he here she is pulling into town