>> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >> guillermo: yes, all the time. >> jimmy: but not everything is fun. and right, i'm dealing with a tricky situation at my house. i've been trying to throw out two garbage cans. they got rusty so i threw them out. they've been waiting to be taken to garbage heaven for three weeks now. [ laughter ] every week, the garbagemen come, they empty the plastic ones and leave without these. i mean, look at this. i assume they see them. [ laughter ] they don't match the other ones. and i am torn now between calling or putting a note on the bins. and just leaving them there to find out how long it takes. before someone notices that two of these things are not like the other. what would you do in this situation, guillermo? >> guillermo: just tell your assistant to take care of it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's one idea. >> guillermo: that's what i think. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to talk about that stuff on tv. >> guillermo: all right, sorry. >> jimmy: i'm going

i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the real beatles. [ cheers and applause ] what is your favorite beatle song? >> guillermo: oh, "yes." "i want to hold your hands," too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you like that song or are you telling me what you want to do after the show? >> no, i like the song. >> jimmy: okay. things are starting to get slightly more normal-ish on the covid front. the cdc is dialing back their risk advisory for cruise ships. that designation has been reduced from very high to high, as in, you'd have to be high to go on a cruise. [ laughter ] i went on a cruise once and every night at dinner, you have to sit at the same table. we were trapped sitting next to a guy who kept calling the woman he was with his "ladyfriend." [ laughter ] that alone is a reason to play it safe and stay home. but some people might need a cruise right now. a lot of the country is

that's a - aews >> oh, my god jimmy! >> jimmy: yeah >> jimmy >> jimmy: yes! stop yelling i can hear you, man! [ laughter ] >> get the two slices of bread and stick them on your ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: two slices and stick them on my ears? >> yes quick! you idiot sandwich, what are you? [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: so stupid. don't make me do that. you called me an idiot too, i told you not to do that! [ laughter ] gordon ramsay, i love having you on i want to talk about "next level chef." i think it's genius. i think -- how did you think about this idea? where's it come from >> yeah, it's a really good question you know how rough it's been for the restaurant business over the last two years, so i said, look, let's treat this moment as grass roots. let's start with those new ideas, let's start reopening these restaurants with new, fresh ideas, and it was the same with -- so, for the first time ever, we put together a professional chefs, social media chefs, and then amateur chefs into one arena. stuck them on three different levels, and then the ide

. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what the lady at the supercuts told you when she cut those bangs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think what she's trying to say is, in the year 2030 when donald trump is 83, he's still going to be screaming about this. he's "don quixote" fighting windmills. which is something he's also done. meanwhile, the biden administration spent the day shooting down the new imaginary menace that conservatives are frothing about. the white house had to debunk a widely circulated story from a right-wing website that said the u.s. department of health and human services is giving free pipes to crackheads. they are not doing that. but that hasn't stopped people like senator roger marshall of kansas from sounding the alarm. >> i got two words for america today. crack pipes. >> jimmy: well, it's true, that was two words. [ laughter ] >> like my dad the police officer said, crime and drug abuse go hand in hand. it's like peanut butter and jelly. the more drug crimes you have, the more cri

. >> jimmy: "let's go. i go -- >> "this is fun. >> jimmy: but like, "marry me. you go, "great, i'm in this movie. i go, "that's enough for me. >> this -- i mean, i grew up in the bronx. i'll tell you, we grew up in the bronx. we really didn't have a lot. you know, this is a dream come true everything i do every single day, i feel so incredibly blessed. i feel so lucky to be doing what i'm doing >> jimmy: yeah >> i always wanted to sing i always wanted to dance my mother loved musicals you know, she showed me them from when i was very, very little and i just had all these dreams of, like, doing that, and so, i'm doing it >> jimmy: yeah >> so, why not do it [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, why not? >> i do it all the time. you guy -- everybody knows it. >> jimmy: we are -- yeah but i mean -- >> you got the roots wanting to play all the time. >> jimmy: yeah >> all they want to do is play >> questlove: right. >> every chance you get to pick up a guitar whether you're playing or not, whether you're at work, you're -- you're doing what you love. >> jimmy: you jus

[ laughter ] >> because i'm old, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, all right. did you put that cd in the car so zach would hear it? or just listening to it yourself? >> i was just listening to it myself. >> jimmy: zach, you were obviously surprised by this, right? >> yeah. it was nuts. i went through, i was going on a drive late at night. i went to plug my iphone in to play music. before i could plug it in, it started playing, it came on with the bass line. it was like, this is great! then the vocals came in. and i was like, wait a minute, that's something -- that voice is really familiar. >> jimmy: did you ask your dad's permission before you posted it? >> nope. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> no, i just wanted people to hear it so i put it out there. >> jimmy: i guess he can't really sue you. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: curly, you now, you've got the song. the song is pop lauular. we thought it would be fun to have you play the song with your band, and with our band as well. what are you calling your band? >> fire city funk. >> jimmy: is this what they were cal

>> jimmy: no >> no. >> jimmy: no >> no. >> jimmy: no >> but i was terribly surprised. >> jimmy: it's a fantastic story. >> it's brilliant. >> jimmy: it's insane. >> it's kind of like -- you wouldn't almost believe it was true >> jimmy: yeah, but arianna was -- >> she was asked to go onto the board. >> jimmy: ah >> and, so, she sat -- she was the first woman to sit on the board. and so, it's like, a great opportunity, "wow, i'm the first woman. and then it was, "i'm the first woman? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah >> because it kind of went a a little sideways. >> jimmy: yeah >> and particularly around women and the treatment of women at the company, which i think was very painful but she stayed there working it through and, you know, they tried to correct some of what they had wrong >> jimmy: do you uber? >> i do uber but when i finished the book, called "super pumped," i did download curb. [ laughter and applause because, like, as a new yorker - >> jimmy: you have to try everything >> well, no. >> jimmy: oh, cabs >> i was in new york, one, it was like, "oh, this uber product, a lit

>> jimmy: who knows. no, they're peaceful but wait until you see you won't even belief it you go, the future is here it's happened. >> steve: here, tonight? >> jimmy: no, the present. we're living in the future [ laughter ] >> steve: now is the past. this is the past now wait >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: future, past >> jimmy: yeah, exactly yeah that's the present guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it is time for "pros and cons. here we go ♪ pros and cons and pros con and pros ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: tonight we're going to be taking a look at the pros and cons of playing in the su the cincinnati bengals are facing off against the - angainst the l.a. rams >> steve: oh one person wow. >> jimmy: biggest game of the year so let's take a look at the pros and cons of playing in the super bowl here we go pro, playing in the super bowl is the most important moment of your life. con, getting overshadowed by a a commercial featuring jake from stat

. >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. >> yeah, that is about an amazing band that makes you want to dance. >> jimmy: that's exactly right >> shout out to the band [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you've recently been named "e's" red carpet host. >> yes >> jimmy: this is -- this is a a big deal [ cheers and applause >> yes >> jimmy: this is a big deal >> we -- it's such an honor and i -- i'm having such a good time we just did the "people's choice awards" a few months ago and on sunday, we're doing the "screen actors guild awards. the s.a.g. awards. and i love artists i love actors. the s.a.g. awards are always so much fun and it is star studded i -- when i got the list of the people i'm potentially interviewing, i was -- i really had a gasp, but i was like, "i need to really get it together." because there are names like -- >> jimmy: who -- who are you excited about? >> people like leonardo dicaprio. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> like, if you're an actor and -- leonardo dicaprio is, like, an actor >>

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves in their yoga pants just to stay warm today. there's a big storm walloping the rest of the country. everyplace but here, basically. winter storm "landon." sounds less like a storm and more like that guy who was always playing guitar at parties in college. [ laughter ] central texas is expected to be hit with nasty mix of ice and snow, which means any minute now, ted cruz should be departing to cancun. [ laughter ] on a flee vacation. and winter-wise, we could be in for a long one. this morning, punxsutawney phil saw his shadow, which means, nothing, really. let's be honest. [ laughter ] today, of course, is groundhog . again. the faithful gathered in gobbler's knob, pennsylvania, 5,000 people showed up to get a glimpse at the world's most well-known weather rodent. they've been doing this for more than 130 years. but t

what's up, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: where are you from? >> brooklyn, new york. >> jimmy: of course. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. you live here in l.a.? >> yeah, i been here a long time, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know what's going on back in brooklyn, you know what's happening here? >> oh, yeah. i lived in vegas too for a while. >> jimmy: beautiful. i feel you've been following me. >> same thing. brooklyn, vegas, california. >> jimmy: that's right. are you bikini ready? >> i'm bikini ready, got my thong on right under here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: excellent, all right. send him through. we'll get phil on the board. let's get a couple more people. we'll see who we got. >> hello. >> jimmy: why did they stop you? [ laughter ] >> ready to flop, ready to go. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> cassie. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> ofala, missouri. >> jimmy: are you ready to make your parents very ashamed? [ laughter ] >> i think they'll be very excited. >> they will, all right, very good. you just follow phil right through the door

jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted. which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job. [ laughter ] if you got the shots, you no longer have to wear a mask indoors. and yet, i look out into our studio audience and see masks on every face. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. unless you're at a football game. in which case you don't have on wear a mask at all. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. right, re are guillermo? >> guillermo: i got it. >> jimmy: repeat them back, if you would. >> guillermo: they are countinging

>> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: peyton, it's great to see you. welcome back you had a great cameo on "saturday night live" during "weekend update" this past week i loved it colin jost wanted to have you on to talk about football, and all you wanted to talk about was "emily in paris. [ laughter ] i want to know, have you ever seen an episode of "emily in paris? >> i've never seen an episode of "emily in paris," not sure if i'm going to in the future. but i feel like i know so much about it now, jimmy. but i think i'm going to be asked to be in season three, like a big part. >> jimmy: it was well done it's so good i have to ask you because everyone is talking about this and i thought it was insane kind of because i'm watching the game this weekend. and they go, "ugh, we have to announce tom brady is retiring." and then they do a whole documentary it's slow motion of him walking on the field, and they go, "and also, he hasn't really decided if he's going to retiring." [ laughter ] okay, i'm sorry. we just watched a whole documentary of how great he

and jimmy will pay for it. >> jimmy: hey, that's right. [ applause ] >> way to go, jimmy. what a guy! >> jimmy: ellie, don't watch the show "murderville" on net politics, okay? >> do not. not yet. >> okay. >> jimmy: give it a few years. >> wait until you're 13. >> jimmy: that's ellie, everybody. >> bye, ellie. >> jimmy: see that? wow. i mean, you've got fans from elementary school all the way past death. >> it's incredible. wait, past death? >> jimmy: yeah. >> ghosts? i'm huge with ghosts. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations on the show. watch it on netflix. will arnett, everybody. it premieres thursday on netflix. we'll be back with lisa ling. in the world today♪ ♪my ♪takes everything you've got♪ ♪ ♪taking a break from all your worries ♪ ♪sure would help a lot ♪ ♪wouldn't you like to get away? ♪ ♪ ♪ sometimes you want to go ♪ ♪where everybody knows your name ♪ ♪ ♪and they're always glad you came ♪ well, well, well. look at you. you mastered the master bath. you created your own style. and you - yes, you! turned a sourdoug

♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence have gone the way of kim and ye. trump has been blowing the old "pence should have overturned the election" horn a lot lately. so on friday, mike pence marched into an event at the federalist society in florida, just a couple hours up the road from mar-a-lardo. and, after a year of being thrown under the access hollywood bus, mike pence finally, kind of, stood up for himself. >> there are those in our party who believe that as the presiding officer of the joint session of congress that i possess unilateral authority to reject electoral college votes. and i heard this week that president trump said i had the right to overturn the election. president trump is wrong. >> what? no i'm not. >> the presidency belongs to the american people and the american people alone

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi. very nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold schwarzenegger, is here. [cheers and applause ] i'm very oiled up underneath my suit. arnold, of course, if you're not familiar, is the host of "celebrity apprentice" who did not plug up the white house toilet. [ laughter ] did you hear about this? i know that sounds like just a crude joke. so you know how trump had a habit of tearing up documents at the white house, official documents? he'd rip them to pieces and throw them away? well, the papyrus has thickened. according to a book written by the highly esteemed maggie haberman of "the new york times," the white house engineer, kind of the plumber, i guess, would frequently be called in to unclog the president's toilet. [ laughter ] because he had a habit of flushing papers down it. for real. of course, it w

. >> jimmy: what a season already. >> what a season, jimmy! >> jimmy: what a season! what a season! >> way to take it out! >> jimmy: what a season this one -- now, recently we had anthony anderson on the show, we love. >> oh, i know him. >> jimmy: yes, you know him, yeah of course you know him, yeah and i was saying - >> nice fella. >> jimmy: a nice dude. i go, "are you going to get emotional when you say goodbye? and he's like, "oh maybe a a little, not really." i don't know if he will. did he get emotional did you get emotional? >> i was a mess. >> jimmy: yeah, of course! >> so, well, it was amazing. knowing that you're walking into the end is, like, a really beautiful thing, so i felt very open hearted the whole last season i was aware. like, "okay, i'm going to take this in. i love this. this is hard, but i love it. and then the last week i gave myself permission to just, you know, let it fly >> jimmy: wow. >> and i cried a lot to the point that anthony at some points was like, "seriously? you're doing this again? [ laughter ] i was like, "yes, anthony, it's the end and i'm sad.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. on s kids, who e nc i packed the lunch. it was an apple, sliced up, a yogurt packet, some popcorn and a wow butter and honey sandwich. peanuts are not allowed at schools anymore because of allergies. so now we feed them "wow" butter. [ laughter ] we have no idea what it is but we feed it to them. so i pack the lunch and then i add a note. for my son billy i draw a little spider-man. and jane loves the song "girl on fire" by alicia keys, so in her lunch, i reference that song. i should also add that i am 54 years old and i can't see anymore. i can't read without glasses on. but when i wrote the notes, i didn't have glasses on. so i didn't notice that the pad i grabbed to write on had the words "f this" on

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and jane, their lunch. i packed the lunch. it was an apple, sliced up, a yogurt packet, some popcorn and a wow butter and honey sandwich. peanuts are not allowed at schools anymore because of allergies. so now we feed them "wow" butter. [ laughter ] we have no idea what it is but we feed it to them. so i pack the lunch and then i add a note. for my son billy i draw a little spider-man. and jane, our daughter, loves the song "girl on fire" by alicia keys, so in her lunch, i reference that song. i should also add that i am 54 years old and i can't see anymore. i can't read without glasses on. but when i wrote the notes, i didn't have glasses on. s

> jimmy: it is acting >> i am an actor >> jimmy: yes! >> i look very angry there >> jimmy: you are mad. >> mad [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the picture, can't even hold it it shakes. so what -- i go, what inspires you for that and very interesting answer. it's art >> yes so, i'm very visual, and i get inspired from different things, and i really kind of just wanted the spirit of, like, a caravaggio painting and the darkness and you know, i feel like caravaggio paints intensity and chaos so well. so i -- yes. yeah >> jimmy: i love their ice cream cakes too. caravaggio [ light laughter ] >> yes, yes. and their gelatos. >> jimmy: but your dad is -- >> yes, he's an art teacher. yeah and artist, yeah >> jimmy: so you know all about this stuff >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is one of the paintings that inspired you. >> well, i like the chaos. and you know, she's obviously getting, you know, defensive, and just makes - >> jimmy: yeah she's lost her head. >> she's very mad. she's very -- yes. >> jimmy: angry, that's the one. >> yeah. and then, yeah,

>> jimmy: well. i wanted it to be a surprise. [ laughter ] to both of us. >> that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: it's a "best dad" oscar. and a magnet with "hollywood" on it, that's nice, right? >> you're forgiven, you're forgiven. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what you should do, you're in "don't look up," nominated for best picture. [ cheers and applause ] bring that along with you to the oscar ceremony. will you be at the oscars? >> absolutely, i'm going to be there this year, really excited. >> jimmy: that will be fun, getting back to normal. >> with hosts, yes. >> jimmy: with hosts, funny hosts too. >> really funny hosts. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you, thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: the show, the movie, "tyler perry's a madea homecoming." it premieres friday on netflix in any language you can imagine. tyler perry, everybody! be back with usher. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ lizzo song: ♪ everything the light touches ♪ ♪ baby give me light touches ♪ ♪ ♪ if you

>> yes, it was jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow, look at that. >> jimmy, who jack wild played jimmy. >> jimmy: oh my god, have you smoked out of this yet? [ laughter ] holy -- this is him. >> i know. and i'm not giving it to you. >> jimmy: no, i wouldn't give to it me either. [ laughter ] >> he gave to it me. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's not the original, because people are like, is this the original? >> jimmy: oh, well, then. >> i know. because the original freddie was articulated. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and he's probably dust now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "better things" returns monday night on fx and hulu. pamela adlon, everybody. be back with banks! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank luke, katy, lionel, and pamela adlon. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, amanda seyfried and bubba wallace with music from dashboard confessional. "nightline" is next, but fir

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ] the big winner nominations-wise, was "the power of the dog." "the power of the dog" got 12 nominations. one for every person who saw it. [ laughter ] the best picture nominees were -- "power of the dog" -- "west side story" -- "cold night's running" -- "midnight nocturne" -- "cable car 29" -- "dune" -- "my name is ezekiel" -- and "gazebo 953." okay, half of those i made up. [ laughter ] the question is which half? we'll never know. as always, there were snubs. and i don't want no snubs. you know, snubs are -- [ laughter ] lady gaga was a surprise no-mination. she did not get nominated. but the biggest snub today, in my opinion -- and i'm actually even angry about this, i'm kind of embarrassed t

. >> jimmy: really? >> so i always had an affinity for the cincinnati bengals. >> jimmy: wow. >> but not enough to root for them. >> jimmy: boomer esiason, the only human wider than your ankles by the way. >> this is in honor of boomer esiason's skin tone. >> jimmy: that's very strange. even though you weren't a sports fan, you had a poster of boomer on the wall. >> i would get whatever free posters i could and put them on the wall. >> jimmy: who else? >> i had a jean-claude van damme, but i sorted that out. legion of doom. directly above my bed i had a poster of a man jump kicking another man in the chest, and two ro id'd out monsters with football apparatus. i had a "shawshank redemption" poster on my wall and i didn't see that movie until two years ago. i think i got it for free. >> jimmy: really? >> and i loved it. when i finally saw it, thank god it's good. >> jimmy: it's funny, because i read your book, which was very funny. i enjoyed it immensely. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and one of my favorite lit

>> jimmy: yeah, relax, sit. >> this is cool. >> jimmy: good to have you here. i was thinking about you today. when your name is bubba wallace, you kind of have to become a race car driver, right? >> got to. when i was a kid we had t-shirts made, so i'm darrell wallace jr. it was darrell, not waltrip. rusty. junior, not dale. >> jimmy: this is your second season driving the number 23. >> that's right. >> jimmy: which michael jordan is one of the owners of your race team. >> yes. >> jimmy: what a coincidence that is, that you would have number 23. >> right? >> jimmy: what dois michael lik as a race car team owner? is he your boss? >> yeah, he's the boss. he's actually really fun to be around. and super competitive, if you didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, i kind of noticed that. >> he's always finding ways to motivate you, whether that's betting against you or saying things. >> jimmy: he bets against you? >> i mean, he'll fire you up. >> jimmy: he tells you, i bet against you? >> he's like, "ah, you won't do this today." you do it and he goes, "you did it, good j

>> jimmy, it was -- >> jimmy: even during his sleep? >> yes. there were like 30-minute respites, then we'd both be laying there -- because i'm in the bed too, and he'd be like -- so loud, it was so loud. i had him shooting vinegar and eating different things, nothing helped. >> jimmy: you did all the things? >> every home remedy. didn't work. but he was on his way to the doctor. he knew this would happen. i've got to go to the doctor. on the ride, it stopped. >> jimmy: did he even finish going to the doctor? >> no, he would be embarrassed to go and say, i don't have a problem. the other thing he did the other day, remember the whole saga with his feet? that he had the most beautiful feet, he took his shoes off on your show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he got in a motorcycle accident, kind of squashed the big toe. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i cried all night after. those feet were so beautiful. >> they were so gorgeous. but the toenail, remember, we found out maybe it's dead because we had gotten a pedicure, then seven months later he still had

>> hi, jimmy. my name is tu. >> hi, jimmy. my name is tu as well. >> jimmy: are they spelled differently? >> yes. >> jimmy: how is your spelled? >> mine is t-h-u. >> mine's t-u. ps ps. >> jimmy: where did you peat? >> a the a party by our friend carmen. >> jimmy: is carmen go, you're not going to believe this? >> yeah, a the a party, hey, tu, you should meet my other friend, thu, as well. okay, yeah, introduce me, then we'll make four. joking. >> jimmy: right, sure. >> little do i know, that's when it starts. >> jimmy: this is a big deal. not only are you guys named "2," you're obsessed with this number, correct? >> yeah. >> jimmy: right, two? i don't know which two i'm talking about. [ laughter ] >> it's a lucky number for us. >> sure. it's your birth name, right? it's not a nickname? >> no. >> it is a birth name. >> jimmy: what date did you get engaged to be married? >> i proposed last year on february 2nd. >> jimmy: okay, february 2nd, 2/2. then you decided right then, we're going to get married today, right? on 2/22/22? >>

>> jimmy: yeah >> so this is what the cover looks like >> jimmy: yeah >> so -- >> jimmy: yeah, let me see it. >> so -- [ laughter ] >> so, it's mother goose nursery rhymes, right? >> jimmy: that's a little frightening, right there >> but -- and i grew up with these. and i'm -- i'll tell you, i'm like the third child my parents raised two daughters before me -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and then me and we were all raised -- this was our mother goose record. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is a hand me down >> hand me down. hand me down >> jimmy: yeah it's been in the family for years >> right, yes. and they are recorded by cyril ritchard, celeste holm, and boris karloff. boris karloff, you know, famously played frankenstein's monster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, he's a a very famous monster. >> -- and beautiful voice. but it's them reading nursery rhymes that are absolutely - >> jimmy: frightening. >> -- terrifying [ laughter ] >> now, so, we were talking and you go, "i -- i gotta find it. it's at home, i'll go home, next time i'll bring it on." and i go, "we'll find it." we found i

. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did they ask all the guys that? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: no, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't think they consider their comfortability. >> jimmy: were there lawyers on hand, anything like that? >> there's lawyers on all hands, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lawyers there, they're all watching this happen. and -- well, let's just take a look. >> oh! >> oh my god, that hurt so [ bleep ] bad. oh my god, that hurt so bad. >> it should. >> oh! [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] what kind of scorpion was that? >> i believe it was an emperor scorpion. >> jimmy: emperor scorpion? >> i think that's what it called. >> jimmy: you grew up in las vegas, as did i. those are not the kind of scorpions we have there. >> no, but they do have scorpions there. one time my sister found one in her leotard. then my dad ended up getting stung in the toe by a scorpion in the laundry room. i think that one was out for revenge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: word got around about the wolfsons. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your dad is very inte

. >> jimmy: i see. they do that .5 thing, i see. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that? when you saw the finished movie were you kind of bummed, oh my god, i did this terrible thing and it's not even in the movie? [ laughter ] >> honestly, i was so happy with the way it turned out and i feel so grateful to be part of the family, i loved everything, the way it came out. >> jimmy: there was a super funny moment, i thought, after that sting thing. which by the way, like the kardashians pay a lot of money to have that done. [ laughter ] >> yeah. regular botox. is cheaper than - >> jimmy: how long does it last? the scorpion botox? >> that's the thing, it doesn't last as long as legit bow texas. the swelling was there for a couple of days yeah. >> jimmy: you get a couple of scorpions -- >> weekend botox, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: award show botox. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there was a moment where the scorpion fell onto your chest. and chris pontius, who's a maniac, before he pulled it off, stopped and said "is it okay if i remove this scorpion from your chest?" [ laughter ]

tip of the iceberg, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love that you came to me, first, who knows more about screwed up men. >> speaking of delinquency. >> jimmy: this is an intervention, whole point of today. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: i love you guys. no surprise, men are not succeeding, we have taken self-reliance away from them and replaced it with government dependency, there is everybody gets a trophy, the problem with that, not every kid learns to catch a ground ball and i'm losing a lot of money betting little league. >> he also went on to write, mail achieve cemetery a condition for a healthy society and male failure begets male failure to society detriment. public leadership have failed to address this crisis, flaming boys and men as the problem themselves rather than as people requiring help, dagen. >> dagen: we don't need a politician like andrew yang to tell us about the problem or solve it, it is up to the parents and the dads out there. they know what the problems are and can fix them with really great, tough loving parenting, jimmy failla. jimmy failla might have stories to share a

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♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence

jimmy garoppolo said, see you, san francisco. kyle shanahan a john lynch talked before jimmy. they didn't tipped her hand whatsoever. >> when you have a quarterback that played like you did last year and a young player waiting for his opportunity, there are a lot of options. >> about 20 minutes later, jimmy garoppolo met with the media, and it was about as much a farewell address as a federal address gets. he made it clear, he will be moving on. >> i want to leave the place better than when i got here. it's always something i have tried to live through. one of those things you look back on it and how far the organization has come in four years. is pretty well. i wouldn't change anything. i have a long career ahead of me. i am excited about it. i just want to go to a place where they want to win. >> jimmy garoppolo has a no- trade clause. it will be interesting to see if the 49ers can make a deal with one suitor that is a favorite, tampa bay. >> is official, san mateo native quarterback tom brady calling it quits. comes after more than two decades in the nfl playing for new eng

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this or jimmy that, but this team, we love jimmy to death. >> jimmy is the man. no one is lying about it. he has inspired so many guys in this room, everything he has played through this year, everything he has taught and how he has handled our whole situation. in a, everyone put us against each other in every thing like that, but he has been nothing but a big brother to me. he will obviously be one of my best friends for my entire life. >> reporter: left tackle, trent williams, played through a high ankle sprain. actually, the motivation for showing the fellow? check this jacket at our postgame press conference. >> i forgot what collection this was from. this louis vuitton jacket, thought i would make a splash for the championship game. >> right. williams says he needs about a month to heal. this team has some roster decisions to make. they do not have a first-round pick. by the time they get together at the end of april for a camp, this will be a different team. will number 10 be a part of it or not? >> you know about jimmy g, whether you love him or hate him,

i don't _ failed to prosecute jimmy savile. i don't buy— failed to prosecute jimmy savile. i don't buy his argument. the case never_ don't buy his argument. the case never came — don't buy his argument. the case never came across his desk and he could _ never came across his desk and he could not— never came across his desk and he could not he — never came across his desk and he could not be held responsible. on behalf_ could not be held responsible. on behalf of— could not be held responsible. on behalf of the department, he played no part— behalf of the department, he played no part in_ behalf of the department, he played no part in the decision. let's go to the guardian. pm hit buy number ten accidents. —— exodus. munira mirza was with him when he was mayor, and i think in that interview, he said she was one of the most important women in his life as well. do you think the other resignations we need to wait for what they save and put in writing? as far as i can see, we haven't got any detail. as far as i can see, we haven't got any detail-— any detail. no

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and

jimmy garoppolo didn't hold back on his future in san francisco. as for kyle shanahan and john lynch, they talk before jimmy and they took the we don't know yet approach. >> when you have a quarterback who played like jimmy did last year, and a young guy waiting to get an opportunity, there are a lot of good options. that is why the cards are on the table. >> reporter: 20 minutes later, jimmy garoppolo had with the media, and it was a farewell address, plain and simple. he made it clear he will be moving on this off-season. >> i want to leave the place better than when i got here. it's always something i try to live through. you look back on it, and how far this team and organization has, in 4 years, it is pretty wild. i would not change anything for the world. i have a long career ahead of me. i'm excited about it. i just want to go to a place where they want to win. >> reporter: jimmy garoppolo has a no trade clause, so will be interesting to see the 49ers can work out a deal with. one potential suitor that is considered an early favorite, tampa

jimmy garoppolo has been fantastic for this organization. he's the shot in the arm that they desperately needed. but they're looking to level up and they're hoping that trey. lance can be that guy that can get them over the top specifically in fourth quarters. because jimmy g came up short in the fourth quarter over the last three weeks. he sure did and yesterday's game i mean to potential game winning drives, and jimmy garoppolo, you know, just couldn't get it done. and you know you need someone who's doing a better job at the quarterback position in this league. obviously well, what happens if trey lance is not ready if we get towards next season getting underway, and trey lance doesn't seem like he is ready to lead this team where it wants to be. well the reality is i mean, that's going to fall directly on ownership, and the gm john lynch and the head coach kyle shanahan. their job is to get this right. it's my job to see what happens and assess it in real time and give praise when jimmy garoppolo plays well and then question when, when t

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a >> jimmy: you know what i mean. i don't care i can say it is like my bad word. >> greg: i could see of forming a sense with your mouth. >> buck: were getting it into there for a second. is a show at cnn because he looks like jeff zucker he thought it was the biggest tv talent and history of the world. so all of these guys now who had the show's over realize that in a new regime, which i guess when called that because it does feel like leader anyway with him gone. it did seem like he might cry that segment. what exactly are they missing? because they made cnn into as you mentioned international laughingstock. they went so anti-trump that i think at some point even msnbc was like you guys might want to come down out of it. mom wanted to let out. >> greg: he created trump. cnn did nothing to play trump. he made them president. >> buck: he was involved in a personal feud and weaponized a legacy media network against donald trump for four years. they don't like each other and that's actually what happened. >> greg: kat w

but this is not, as the prime minister alleged, failing to prosecute jimmy savile. cps told the bbc there is no reference in the report to any involvement in the decision-making in the process. no known involvement at the time, no involvement detailed in the report. remember, boris johnson said keir starmer had -- prime minister johnson: prosecute a journalist and failed to prosecute jimmy savile. ros: that is the reason munira mirza has given for resigning. it is a broader story now. our correspondent is in westminster. take us through the latter two resignations of the day first. >> these latest two just this evening, downing street confirming. one of them is dan rosenfeld. he was boris johnson's chief of staff. he is significant because he was brt in one year ago to study the ship and to bring more control to the heart of boris johnson's operation. he was brought in after dominic cummings. he was forced johnson's then closest advisor that helped to mastermind the brexit boat, fell out with mr. johnson, quit the downing street operation, and then became one of mr.

most likely the last time we see jimmy g. at 49ers headquarters. he was so -- he was gracious, but it was kind of sad. >> it was. i think for him as well. today, essentially, his exit interview. nothing changed here. garoppolo was genuine, humble, and as grateful as ever. the bosses were also there on the left side, gm john lynch. head coach kyle shanahan. they also spoke with the media today, as did jimmy, separately, though. he said he expblths to get traded and hopes he can have a say in where he lands, essentially what team he goes to. he ended his media session with a special message to the 49ers fans. >> faithful, thank you very much for everything. it's been crazy, man. just all the comebacks at levi's, comebacks on the roads, ups and downs. a hell of a ride, guys. i love you guys. see you. >> i think it was special just to be able to sit down with jimmy and let him know how appreciative we are as an organization of the way he handled everything. the way he played. the toughness that he exhibited. and just express my admiration for him and t

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keir starmer file jimmy savile. keir starmer bundle filejimmy savile. keir starmer bundle to a police car and two arrests were made. it happened outside parliament where seven days ago the prime minister made a false link between the two. but was that link made by the payment is that i speak the prime motivation for that harassment of the leader of the opposition. not according to brian who told us on tuesday this small group of protesters... then there is the issue of that claim made by the feminist minister later clarified but not retracted that keir starmer had spent his time as head of the competition service prosecuting journalists and failing to prosecute jimmy prosecuting journalists and failing to prosecutejimmy savile. that has been unambiguously described as false, notjust as we heard there in our current spread reports but across bbc news.— our current spread reports but across bbc news. tonight at 10pm boris johnson _ across bbc news. tonight at 10pm boris johnson has _ across bbc news. tonight at 10pm boris johnson has called _ across bbc