i do worry about jeff musial. and, i can't believe we have -- i can't believe that this is happening tonight. one of my favorite singers of all time and piano players and performers and just -- he's a legend. joe jackson is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] joe jackson. joe jackson. tall dude. >> steve: tall. >> jimmy: joe jackson's tall. >> steve: he's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: what, he's like 6'8" or something? >> questlove: uh, yeah. >> jimmy: he's something like that. he's tall. but he's like -- he's like. you know, joe jackson's tall, and he's like -- ♪ is she really going out with him ♪ ♪ is she -- is she really ♪ ♪ but if my eyes don't deceive me ♪ ♪ there's something going on around here ♪ ♪ around here >> jimmy: and he does that. he also does -- ♪ mmm don't you feel like making something new ♪ ♪ ♪ don't you feel i'm breaking out of breaking up with you ♪ >> jimmy: but he's -- you can't stump the band. >> steve: i didn't know he was a samba player. >> jimmy: you can

jeff musial is on the show tonight. he's a good man, we love him so much. [ cheers and applause ] you guys ready for some great, great music. gospel superstar, kirk franklin will be performing for us tonight! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: peace be with you and also with you, now shake the hands of your neighbor. [ laughter ] ♪ we are one in the spirit, we are one in the lord ♪ ♪ the spirit we are one in the lord ♪ ♪ and they'll know we are christians by our love ♪ ♪ they'll know we are christians by our love ♪ [ laughter ] hey you guys, it's time for late night hashtag. here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: these are lists on twitter where we give you the topic and you send in the tweets. so, yesterday i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "dad quotes." and i asked you guys at home to tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said. we got thousands of tweets, it was insane. within a half hour it was a worldwide trending topic, which is huge. that's crazy. so thank you guys for the tweets. no

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